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I thought they said Trump has Chronic Penis Insufficiency 🤣
Ah, now we know why Trump wants to pardon her...
ICE should be raiding the Hamptons and deport all those au pairs from the UK. 🤣
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If Trump isn't fined by the FCC for swearing on TV, then no one else should ever get a fine for doing the same.
That's what Melania said 🤣
Looks like the perfect disguise for terrorists
Grandpa is off his meds again
Well dictators gonna dick...
Curious how Qatar gave Trump a $400mm plane then Trump bombed Iran from US bases in Qatar, and now Iran attacked Qatar so now the US is going to war on behalf of Qatar too?
We should start calling him by his real name: James Donald Bowman 🤣
Oh man I remember those days! 😹
People are weird which is why I prefer cats. 😹
Wouldn't it be funny if a bunch of robbers dressed in black with masks busted into Republican owned businesses claiming to be ICE?
Concepts of a trade deal
Someone should mail ICE a box of dildos.
The "surgeon"
I notice how quiet the libertarians are about this...
Someone should call ice on ice saying they are an MS13 armed gang. 🤣
Sounds like Elon is ready to go to Mars. 🤣
Tucker is against going to war against Iran because they supply weapons to Russia for which he is an foreign agent.
Sounds like time to crop dust some red states 🤣
Where's the squirrel?
Lol
Funny but isn't this the very reason why we have the 2nd Amendment?
Someone should ask Trump supporters why he's trying to make deals to remove tariffs if they're taxes on other countries.🤣
MAGAts never met a conspiracy theory they didn't believe 🤣
Didn't he snitch on his boys? 🤣
Why would anyone want to read about the Trump family procreation? 🤣
They're giving him back to the shelter.
The Elon special 🤣
Technically white on orange crime 🤣🤡🍊
Why be sorry?🤣
Teenage girls aren't that cringe
Lol i hope Elon enjoys gitmo
Trump is going to claim that Biden is one of Elon's robots now 🤣
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
One can only hope
That's the only thing that would make me go to church. 😹
Where are the MAGAts who claim that it's drag queens that are a threat to children when it's ICE that just leave them alone in the street?
Lol what's the excuse for the MAGA anti-maskers now? 🤣
Pope Leo better be careful coming back to the US. ICE will think he's Peruvian and send him to a Salvadoran prison.
He should tell Trump that Canada would be willing to buy Alaska. 🤣
Susan is the new Karen lol
When are Kid Rock and Ted Nugent performing? It has to be a day performance though since the nursing home doesn't let them stay up late. 🤣
Also, humans feed us, house us, and scoop our poop and yet we don't have to do a damn thing for them. Who's the smart one now Neil?
Throw it out, it's rancid. 🤣🍊🤡
Dictators gonna dick.
Let RFK fly it. I'm sure he'd do a great job. 🤣
Trump and MAGA being forced birth not pro life again.
I hope that warm reception includes freshly pooped dog doo 🤣
If Trump isn't elected the next pope, the January 6th rioters will storm the Vatican in "a day of love". 🤣🍊🤡
Never! She was obviously a gang member.
I heard she had a MS13 tattoo on her ass. 🤣
Lol I'm not white. You really are triggered🤣
Lol anyone who takes medical advice from a heroin addict is getting what they deserve.
The reason it's a stereotype is that it's accurate.
The key word is "most"
I hear Vlad the Impaler has a pole just for Trump.
Lol if anyone else acted like Hegseth, they would never be hired let alone be given so many second chances after fucking up this badly.
Frankly, most Cuban Americans voted for Trump and Republicans but in their defense, they didn't think the leopards would eat THEIR faces.
Back in the day, I had a argument with some MAGAt on Twitter that Europeans weren't the only ones who made contributions to science and asked them if they used Roman or Arabic numerals. 🤣
Take away Congress' healthcare; that will save millions of our tax dollars.
She forgot it somewhere and had to lie to cover her stupidity. 🤣
She can't even keep secure her purse. 🤣
You're allowed to shoot trespassers.
How is building a golf course in a foreign country an initiative for an American "non-profit"? How is that "America First"?
www.ice.gov/contact It would be a shame if people started reporting MAGAts to ICE...
For those who haven't experienced stagflation, now is your chance. Sorry.
Seriously, all he has to do is look in the mirror to find the leak.
Wooo! Congrats from someone who will be seeking asylum from America to Canada soon!
Lol thoughts and prayers for Tesla but they'd never buy them exploding, anti-traditional fuel cars. 🤣
Where's Jamie Lannister when you need him?
I'm not buying big ticket items until Trump is impeached, in jail, or dead. Any combination of these will be even better.
California would be better off as a sovereign nation.
DON'T LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAIN IT'S POLITICAL!
Stagflation: The combination of high inflation, stagnant economic growth, and elevated unemployment
Stagflation: The combination of high inflation, stagnant economic growth, and elevated unemployment.
Elon Musk is the new Leroy Jenkins 🤣
Japan needs to be allowed to have its own military again. Trump stabbing WWII veterans in the back.
We need to have ICE running in circles by reporting MAGA homes. See how much they like that.
Finally a useful application of AI 🤣
That brings up whether she's buying or selling lol.
Before I block someone, I go through their follow & followers to pre-emptively block MAGAts lol.
My Trump funeral song request.
Trump's a dictator. He thinks negotiating with congress is beneath him.
Most of these farmers voted for Trump. Why should my taxes pay for their stupidity?
If the victims were white, Trump would have called to blame liberals or whatever.
