...I reside in the US... ...education here is spotty, & seriously doubt I could get by > : : je parle seulement un petit peu de Français, et ce sont merdes : : ( ^ par 40 années, je ne parle pas de Français > *toutes* merdes!!!)
Two kids & a cat... ...Bitcoin/Crypto is a SCAM... No DMs No MAGAts No DOGE bs > or BE BLOCKED DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE Love music, art, books, kindness & good vibes > paying it forward. HATES LIARS.
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...I reside in the US... ...education here is spotty, & seriously doubt I could get by > : : je parle seulement un petit peu de Français, et ce sont merdes : : ( ^ par 40 années, je ne parle pas de Français > *toutes* merdes!!!)
We no longer call it ‘micropenis’ from here on out it is Bone-Petite.
I take it to mean exactly that; & I studied French for 4 years in HS...
Isn't that the same tattoo that SECDEF has?!?
Everyone online waiting for the news to drop—
All-in only took me 20/25 mins, LOL & ... wait for it... *LEG CRAMP* YEEEAAAAHHHH! Just like old times, HAAAAA
Literally chilling in a 73° pool today bc I am requiring cold h2o therapy for my achy joints and my hot head... Air temp is 78° so all is well...takes me back to my youth & the well water-filled pool that was SO chilly most of the summer, we nicknamed our swim team the #ThunderingIcebergs
...late to this, but must second (or 3rd) my vote for Tomorrow Never Knows also Polythene Pam
...this is a new one to me...wow...how could I have never heard this one before???
...calling in a favor...
...so, guys! GUYS!! GUYS!!! The MuskRat Fink Fukker followed me this am...well, at least *A PERSON* by the name "Elon Musk" followed me... So yanno what? I blocked his hairy ass He needs to stay in his echo chamber (previously a good thing til he brought his fascist fuckery in to own it) and FUKKOFF
Insider tip: 8/10 times, if you follow your tastes, you can mix up your own recipes & make some really delicious stuff *I believe if you've followed enough recipes, you're fine to wing it, bc you have a basic understanding of how cooking works well enough to pull it off just fine
... probably really good on gas, if unleaded works ok in it...
Rudy Giuliani rescued Smurfette from the clutches of Gargamel before being run over by Dick Dastardly and his canine sidekick Muttley
Absolutely! Missed it this year, but def will be back...
I think this is beautiful!!!
I feel like we hear less abt them nowadays bc they've been eclipsed in severity by the much more widespread MAGAtholes
...haven't been there in over a year, but it was a regular stop on our way to the beach...last I was there, they'd started a renovation, so nice to see what they did there...
I liked Trump better when we thought he was dead.
when he does finally go i will demand not just the death certificate but the long form death certificate
...wish my town was such a hellscape...none of our Farmer's Markets are open on Sundays
...I stand by my similar take on this (not to mention, Frankenstein created/"birthed him", so in my mind he should inherit that name) but they keep telling me I'm wrong, so...
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I and my furbaby Dubs send healing energies to Salem!
Personally, I prefer tan suits to brownshirts.
Re-take whichever one means most to you!!!
...feels like my choice is so basic, but I cannot deny the goosebumps!!!
"To open the garage, you must turn the four handles to a specific position. The key to how to set them is encoded in the diary you found in the coffeehouse..."
Neil Young's new song about Trump. Got to get the fascists out Got to clean the White House out Don’t want soldiers on our streets There’s big crime in DC at the White House There’s big crime in DC at the White House www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B9A...
SOON.
...great management skills!!!
Move the old guy from the Cracker Barrel logo to the Waffle House one and see what happens.
ABSOLUTELY
You know who benefits most from antivaccine conspiracy theories as national health policy? Our enemies.
GORGEOUS 😍
Jeremy Hillary Boob, Ph.D. (*Ph.D is pronounced "fûd")
RAT FINK!!! YEEEESSSSS!
...this was the nail in the coffin for my last relationship... He worked fr home all day, yet couldn't be bothered w/cooking a damn thing, or having any suggestions; I'd get home after 5 & usu. had no clue what to make. If I didn't start dinner w/in 30 mins, cereal was it for him. Pass-aggro much???
Dying, the last distraction.
Little Nipper!!! O M G soSOso CUTE
The damage this man has done is incalculable.
...well, that was rude, taking it all for yourself, & not offering to share...
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
Logging back on after dinner and bluesky's like
I just think that I should be allowed a dead facist as a little treat, it’s been a difficult month
theyre hiding him because hes pregnant and hes starting to show
The pain of high fashion
We want to apologize if it feels like we’ve been venting a lot lately. It’s just hard to ignore that nearly every move from this administration seems to be illegal, unlawful, or outright unconstitutional and yet nothing happens.
Live your life such that people don’t rejoice at the mere prospect of your death.
...of course there are so many...but I think that's one that gives me goosebumps bc it's so beautiful
youtu.be/vEjRMVPydOQ?...
...I waffle abt it, bc as much damage as he has done, I am v concerned that what comes after may be much, much worse... But also, what you said.
Hoping for MUCH SOONER rather than later
If you search “trump dead”, you’ll likely find pages of stories debunking the rumor. “Trump dying”, however, is much more rewarding.
Breaking: White smoke above the White House indicates that a new fascist has been selected.
We're Americans of course we've got nothing better to do than shitpost about the possible death of our most hated president
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
Learn to decipher the codespeak.
Excellent question.
Pong. Space Invaders.
...please let it be today so I can really enjoy my 3-day weekend!!!
battle plan: attack proud boys with po’ boys
Isn’t Nick the only real nickname
Can't believe that in 2025 we have to be telling people that vaccines are safe and slavery was bad.
I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.
I am so sorry for your loss... sending hugs to you
But everyone thinks the US is a “democracy,” so every branch of government decided not to do their jobs, and let the “voters decide” instead. And now, here we are…
From Traitor to hospital gurney all in a matter of minutes
She was the very epitome of a traitor.
...I do feel that my vascular health has deteriorated significantly since my bouts with Covid pre-vaccine & being that I have experienced a variety of long-Covid symptoms in the years since...but one thing very markedly different is my vascular health...
...so true... But sadly, The Muskrat never did get him his Suspensor Suit...maybe that's why he has been so unhinged? Just think of how easily he could cheat in golf in one of those thingambibbies???
Thank you & even more importantly: thank your son for reversing the downward trajectory my day had been going fast...
...and this why that is my drug of choice...
Center for Derelict Conclusions
Starbucks CEO pay: $96 MILLION Starbucks worker pay: $15,000 Coca-Cola CEO pay: $28 MILLION Coca-Cola worker pay: $14,000 CEOs used to make like 20x the average worker. In 2024, the average CEO earned 632x more. The system is rigged.
Until thoughts and prayers make children bulletproof, stick them up your asses.
I’ve given myself some time to calm down and now I’m furious
...used to be that I gauged my boyfriends on this exact metric .. Then I got married & had kids
The struggle bus broke down in my wheelhouse
The stages of grease? Good morning! 🩷
...nothing like the smell of burning brakes in the morning, on top of skunk stink, to really reinforce that nausea... This bus ride is gonna be a bitch.
dance like everyone is watching and this is their punishment
Don't mean to be too controversial, but there's light at both ends of a tunnel.
...I started a new HS my Jr year, 1984, & a senior student had a very "close" relationship with one of the teaching staff (he was mid 20s, cute, also a sports coach; she *was* 18)...no idea if it crossed into anything sexual, but the RUMORS!! Completely inappropriate w/in balance-of-power dynamic...
...what the WHAT?!?!?!?
don't believe everything you believe
He’s a 10 but he just doesn’t get why the metric system is easier to understand
HE is a mitochondrial challenge, JEEZUS
...may you get rid of the germ even more quickly than it came on, & feel better soon!!!
...feeling this would TOTALLY happen at a Billy Strings show, just bc he would provide the perfect place & time to have this negative time riff time travel...
the Foggy Mountain Breakdown banjo riff has been played faster and faster every year since 1949 which means that soon banjo pickers will be able to play the riff in negative time allowing them to use the riff to travel back in time to before the original Earl Scruggs recording in order to…….
Fear and loathing in mojo dojo casa house
...the cruelty IS their point...
May TODAY be the DAY