watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
I give blanket permission for anyone to use "we" in reference to decrying LLMs (calling them "AI" is normalizing tech bros' marketing lies, btw) because I will always agree. So, how many people need to participate in this pile-on before you no longer feel justified in smugly quoting the word "we"?
Hey guys, quick poll: Like and repost this if you think Gen AI sucks and should be destroyed. Comment “I’m a dipshit that hates my planet” if you think Gen AI is good.
sorry, it's a perfectly understandable typo but it really tickled me for some reason
He's telling on himself here, I think: according to ClearSky, he's on 50-ish lists (lol), and the two that use the word "Nazi" are more specifically about transphobia "this is a list of transphobes, shitty liberals, and Nazis" "so now i'm a Nazi all of a sudden??" yeah man, it sure seems that way
Maybe I'm projecting my own recent experiences onto this photo, but this has big "waiting to see if the dog starts puking again" energy IMHO
Being shitty about/to unhoused people is such a hardline dealbreaker. It means you’re nakedly motivated by your disgust for a group of people in your community and not at all curious about the material conditions that got them there.
i know a bunch of guys that think antiquing will make them gay, but at worst it'll make them buy curios
Agree to disagree RE: hater size. I admired the choice to ignore the potential good in a miracle breakthrough of medical science; instead, subverting and debasing it to serve his irrepressible hater nature (like the Spider-Man pterodactyl meme) If that miracle didn't even exist, I'm not impressed
"Try being gender critical" No thanks, Sean. Also, I personally dislike that people advocating for strict gender roles & hierarchies have claimed the "gender critical" label, when it should belong to people who are critical of the very concept of gender.
happy bday mgsv
the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
wringing a snake out like a wet washcloth, directly into my open mouth for health reasons
too many preservatives in the commercial stuff, you gotta squeeze the snakes yourself
Bummer. Every time I think I might be interested in comics, the full context disappoints me.
please do not tarnish the purity of Gamemaster Anthony like this
I don't know much about DC, and fashion choices aside, I'm impressed by the hater energy in discovering a means of victory over the immutable concept of aging, and -- rather than using that to influence public opinion or launder your reputation -- going "this is how I win a fistfight with the opps"
I know it's a weird tangent, but learning that "Sultans of Swing" was recorded a year before "Old Time Rock n Roll" was a major turning point in my awareness that cultural nostalgia has always been complete bullshit.
I can
oh boy, a second chance to post this terrible joke: my dog is hyperfixated on roofs: he won't shut up about 'em!
Kind of tangential to the point you're making, but as an early 2000s forums poster, I don't like the argument that a website -- ANY website -- should treat the entire human population of Earth as its potential userbase.
Assuming he actually intends to live in that house long-term, he's gonna set land speed records moving into a nursing home the first time his kids have to go help him after a fall
his final words, caught for posterity on the phone he was using at the time, were [Mario running around with his ass on fire noises]
Four days until release! Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available on 4th September. Release times: 7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST Game price: USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300
sorry for the self-quote, but I've been fixated on this concept all dang day
gonna go for the obvious joke here, wherein the right wing chud would only ever be able to manifest perfect, beautiful gay men, and get insanely angry about "Woke Sorcery"
film flubs: in the movie spartacus (1960), several different characters identify themselves as spartacus. this scene was mistakenly left in the final cut of the film
the last thing a Romanian child sees after they go to bed without eating their cabbage rolls:
This is a pretty good bit
getting your wallet out and telling a girl scout that thin mints are your achilles's mushroom stamp
i wish i didnt have to see these nasty little noseless circle people so much
knowing nothing about the individual in question, i say hit 'em with the Nyarch Linux
"cop" 4 times next time I gotta pad my resume, I guess i've been a clerk, a stockboy, a sales assistant, and i've done retail shelf maintenance
...what's he gonna do to that cat?
*dies of old age after a lifetime of unimaginable privilege" ahaha, fuck around and find out, loser
i was actually a 9/11 first responder i was the first one in my 9th grade biology class to say "oh damn" when the news came over the PA
Griffin’s definition of fascism as palingenetic ultranationalism—specifically a reactionary nostalgia for a lost history of the nation that never existed—remains undefeated. A nostalgia for a type of bread that is ubiquitous, created in the 20th century, and rage towards bread as old as civilisation
this is like one statue holding a jewel away from being a Resident Evil map
guy who still calls teachers "mom" found
FUCK the rude-ass bug that squishes us with his ball of shit all my homies HATE the rude-ass bug that squishes us with his ball of shit
i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts
which baby? THE baby? yeah, that'll do it, yikes
the far-flung future of 2029
if you're actually asking: no, he doesn't, and he's an enormous dickhead the entire time until you're given the opportunity to murder him
I think it's interesting to see a real world example of this: I usually see it applied to media, where right wing folk claim works like Fallout or Robocop are apolitical, because huge groups of them don't engage any further than "cool gun make badguy explode"
strutting through the laser hallway and reassembling my leg chunks into a hotter shape
hey, free dart. i'd have taken it, too
I understand completely. But nobody seems interested in reading what I'm actually saying, so try this for a hypothetical: Once people start dying, what if liberals chose to give a shit, and NOT say "fuck em, shouldn't have voted MAGA" about a human being just because they lived on a dirt road?
bouncing peanuts off the food-poline to try catching em in my mouth and putting my eye out instead
i bet if you could ask a horse what order it moves its legs to walk, they would experience uncertainty and confusion comparable to mine right now
I hope you get this figured out so I can be really obnoxious and sanctimonious about being a fan, until one day I suddenly refuse to talk about it at all.
I definitely didn't appreciate the hater energy in this scene at the time. All-time hall of fame contender.
I understand your sarcasm, and I'm "hung up" on it because I find it despicable and inappropriate in this instance. I hope one day you learn to regret allowing multimillionaire right-wing politicians more benefit of the doubt than you do the victims of their ambition.
that's a pretty good guy imho
i am allergic to bananas and i also don't want this at the grocery store
Given your overall conduct, I don't think for a second that you would accept any news source as legitimate. I wonder if you truly believe in anything, really. Here's more photos instead. You'll notice that there are no extraterrestrial mind powers on display: just a mundane lack of human empathy.
Inciting whom to commit violence, exactly? Mayor McCheese?
gotta have a couple false alarms first like a tense horror movie moment having a cat jump out instead
I paid sixty dollars for No Man's Sky nine years ago and they refuse to stop making the video game. I've begged them to go home to their families but they won't stop adding new kinds of weird little guys and like, optimizing the gentle patter of rain on an alien ocean. Please let me pay for a DLC
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
from day one, the main complaint i've seen about Skyrim's writing is Parthunax and it's like... that's the whole game, not just the ending! you can't actually do anything impactful or save anyone important, because they were so proud of their writing that they didn't want you to mess it up!
found a dang ancient Orange Julius Caesar in the freakin' white house you mean and i'm comfortable doing the thing from the OP in an ironically-detached way because he already said he wouldn't see it
yeah, that's completely accurate i gave up on it as a proper game after i couldn't show the evidence of a vampire to people actively looking for a vampire in their midst, because I hadn't started & progressed far enough in the right quest
Skyrim modding these days is mostly about turning it into Elden ring, which is the closest it's gonna get to making it fun, imho it's also totally on-brand that the least annoying video about it i could find was a 480p bilibili crosspost with distracting anime stuff
one of the great conservative moves over the past decade has been to make themselves so unpleasant that their own family members are forced to cut them off, and then use that fact to argue that *liberals* are too uncivil
conservative ideology boils down to wanting to kill kids, fuck kids, use kids as slaves, or some combination of all three, yet "bipartisanship" is something routinely taken as a virtue in politics. no actually you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them.'"
Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy
the context is Newsom's well-documented history as a politician and a person from your first reply, and even now, you continue to insist that the photo is "random" and somehow not evidence of anything, as if everyone else is operating from the same place of bad-faith ignorance as yourself
"I'm writing sarcastic fanfiction about peoples lives being destroyed. I'm the normal one here btw."
if you see that photo of Gavin Newsom tearing up the only material possessions of another human being and think it's appropriate to respond "maybe ET mind powers," I do not trust you to accurately judge the content of your own character. "Maybe next time!" indeed
right wingers often say deliberately ridiculous things like this -- ex., "I don't care if you're black, white, or green" -- to forgive their own anti-social beliefs here, you seem to be using it to put the burden of proof on someone for possessing empathy and pattern recognition hope this helps
last time i fell off a boat, they circled around and picked up my ass and pretended it was me while i was still treading water. real funny, guys
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
"embarrass him on the facts" I don't know how anyone could watch any part of that interview and think that Torres is capable of being embarrassed by facts.
Sorry to clog up your replies, but it is insane that people somehow exclude themselves from their emotional response to "rural folk are all MAGA, fuck em" and instead post "yeah, they're all scumbags: I know because I grew up in and/or currently live in a rural area even though I'm a liberal" ?????
![[I used an online OCR tool to pull the text from a screenshot and edited it for formatting and errors, sorry if I missed any] Ich Bin Der Chrome Dinette @exdinette.bsky.social • 3h Yeah, me too. I grew up on a dead end gravel road in Washington Co, PA. I work all over 12 or so counties in PA. As a white guy w/ a blue collar job, chuds will say the damnedest things when I'm in earshot because they assume I'm one too. Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social • 1d](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tee7ueowey6525x6go2ocoh2/bafkreiciure3x2qor43idgry3ziem6a33w4z76wvbyrpyd7xurmgi2k7ly@jpeg "Click to view full size")
i don't mean to belittle the very real issues with this dead-eyed freak by doing a pop culture analogy, but in this video he seems particularly Vampire The Masquerade Camarilla-coded to me
Where the Fuck Did You Find These Red Coins They're Disgusting
I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
libs love to fuck up everything for everyone with their callous worship of civility and the status quo, and then say "you are advocating for cruelty against me, the most barbarous form of cruelty" at the lightest pushback
cool way to handle PNGs, bluesky
The Office "they're the same picture" meme with "LLMs are coaching users into suicide" on one side and "LLMs are calling the cops on users" on the other
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy’s" to the title. Tom Clancy's Holes
Martha never misses
I saw this post AFTER the picture of Stav with one arm around Emma Stone and another around Alicia Silverstone, which is extremely funny and important context imho & lmao
if I was close to Norman Reedus when this dreadful name was revealed, I would not be able to stop myself from endangering the relationship by calling the baby "Mingus Dingus the Reedus Fetus" to his face thank u for reading my celebrity fanfic
also an important thing I keep stupidly forgetting to mention is that I'm only talking about voter numbers because the posts quoted in the OP are specifically about withholding aid based on voting -- but children don't vote, and lib shitheads still want them punished for the sins of their fathers
put it in the louvre
I was actually talking about myself, not "a rural democrat I made up in my mind" and I regretted my wording immediately I live in a town of 600 people, and a county of 24,000, and I'm sick of coastal dems fantasizing about collective punishment -- a point you seem to be missing deliberately now.
So you're not actually reading what I'm saying, and you're somehow doing the exact thing I'm describing even though you're one of the people I'm attempting to defend. Cool. Also I'm beginning to think we're not actually buddies.
I agree: Trump voters are all stupid selfish assholes. I hate them! But the reddest counties in the US still have Kamala voters living in them; yet they're still included in blue state libs' geography-based political revenge fantasies. That sucks! "FAFO" based on an electoral map is Nazi shit, man
