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@neapoi.bsky.social

created December 26, 2024

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Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s fucking not OK

1/9/2025, 6:14:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously - whenever It happens, it will be time for an extended party.

30/8/2025, 12:38:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d imagine if everything looked like either a money making opportunity for yourself, or a waste of your time: you might believe that.

29/8/2025, 4:35:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s a Nazi and it’s gross.

29/8/2025, 2:48:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture daryl "more like 'shart tank'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ (@hypercubexl.bsky.social) reposted

jubilee presents matt yglesias vs a 150 ton hydraulic press

28/8/2025, 2:50:52 AM | 101 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

He wrote a sex scene for Jack Ryan once. Once.

28/8/2025, 2:06:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s not how you spell ‘lying garbage’ but you do you.

27/8/2025, 10:59:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Evil stands aside for evil. She’s a collaborator. and, when it’s time for the trials, we will remember.

27/8/2025, 8:36:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Susan explain to the class why some people deserve more rights than others.

27/8/2025, 3:55:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

*hand shaking in the middle of air* The Respect!

27/8/2025, 1:18:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

This is also what he says before he rapes kids.

26/8/2025, 10:28:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Yet. Yet.

26/8/2025, 10:25:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Cops lie and you don’t mind covering for them because you aren’t a good thing.

26/8/2025, 10:23:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

This isn’t school it’s money making opportunities for subhuman garbage.

26/8/2025, 10:19:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Me: people should be treated equally You: no and here’s why that’s bad Me: eat a bowl of shit.

26/8/2025, 10:18:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Bitch you ever heard about this thing called false dichotomy?

25/8/2025, 12:50:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Mormons. Not even once.

24/8/2025, 11:47:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

How dare humans stand up for their own rights, you say?

24/8/2025, 11:44:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Snoop is maga trash. Money has turned him into an unrecognizable monster.

24/8/2025, 11:08:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shit I’m way out of shape and can walk a mile in 15 minutes. Don’t even need to run.

23/8/2025, 6:33:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shit babe look all that cum! *pee dribbles down thigh*

23/8/2025, 5:04:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Swan Boy is a part of the Cosmire this is now canon.

23/8/2025, 1:48:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Andy is a national treasure.

22/8/2025, 3:54:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Eat shit troll

22/8/2025, 3:50:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

You are super ok with about half of the ‘first they came for’ poem and that fuckin sucks.

21/8/2025, 6:59:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s ok to say ‘I don’t know what I’m talking about and I need help’

21/8/2025, 6:57:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

God that’s gotta fuckin suck when a team you love is populated with maga dipshits.

21/8/2025, 6:55:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

This is garbage.

21/8/2025, 6:54:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

This Yang person seems like a real dick.

21/8/2025, 12:01:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

None of these dipshits get that alpha means ‘first generation’ and not ‘the best’.

20/8/2025, 5:19:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

This made me cackle in public.

19/8/2025, 5:24:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bart Harley Jarvis (@williamzabka424.bsky.social) reposted

A meme with a bunch of drawings of people with Samus Aran arm cannons with the trans flags that says “Repost this is trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons.”
6/8/2025, 11:01:05 PM | 6213 3620 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not available but I just wanted to say I’m a huge fan of your comedy and wanted to send up some love!

18/8/2025, 11:31:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Counterpoint - that’s cool as hell

18/8/2025, 9:13:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Uhhhhh I’m pretty sure that’s what they voted for. He said he was gonna.

18/8/2025, 9:10:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

We already wait months to be seen for appointments it’s gonna turn to years.

18/8/2025, 9:07:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I can’t celebrate a serial child rapist why the fuck can Chris?

18/8/2025, 9:06:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I can feel her anxiety and self loathing and all I can say is she should keep going.

18/8/2025, 6:13:25 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine repeating lies the Nazis tell you because you get a paycheck.

18/8/2025, 6:10:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

My unsolicited chiponion is Old Dutch All Dressed slap.

17/8/2025, 6:03:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Hank hill is canonically a man who would never ever vote for anyone other than Republican.

17/8/2025, 5:59:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

That man has the proud face of a turbo-loser.

17/8/2025, 5:47:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

This is actually an argument for the return of witch trials.

17/8/2025, 8:54:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Sir I believe that qualifies as a quaff.

16/8/2025, 5:58:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Real subhuman garbage hours out there.

16/8/2025, 5:56:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Terijian (Bangii Gekek) (@bangiigekek.bsky.social) reposted

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16/8/2025, 12:24:38 AM | 2262 416 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh damn you hate women?!

16/8/2025, 4:54:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

He already was tasked with finishing the wheel of time. He’s got his own books to write, besides. More Stormlight Archives please!

16/8/2025, 3:54:29 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t die

16/8/2025, 3:52:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted

Me, being told by the manager that my two hours at Fogo de Chão are up

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16/8/2025, 2:25:48 AM | 1955 235 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks sleepy

15/8/2025, 4:21:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey fuck you

15/8/2025, 4:19:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Good

15/8/2025, 1:31:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine reporting on explicitly racist garbage and not calling it such because of your abject cowardice.

15/8/2025, 12:20:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

It functions as a self imposed safe space in a weird sort of way.

15/8/2025, 12:18:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture L (@banalplay.bsky.social) reposted

People are lonelier than ever, so here is a robot you can talk to. It won't make you less lonely but it will drive you insane. That will be five thousand dollars.

14/8/2025, 4:17:15 PM | 4473 847 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

And ALSO let’s be mean to trans people. Fuck this clown. Anybody willing to give up the rights of our trans friends for politics is a garbage person. Full. Stop.

14/8/2025, 10:44:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously. Imagine being optimistic in the face of a tsunami

14/8/2025, 10:26:46 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

That man typed that entire thing and he was still jerking off now that takes commitment.

14/8/2025, 7:22:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Maggie has been terrible for decades. Mine as well expect the Catholic Church to care about their rape victims.

13/8/2025, 10:53:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

This is genuinely what stupid people believe.

13/8/2025, 9:13:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Subhuman garbage. He is beyond disgusting.

13/8/2025, 6:05:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I like how I used to get a jet bridge at SeaTac and now, more often than not, it’s a bus ride to the corner of the runway.

13/8/2025, 6:02:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t spend that much on electricity in six months. That’s insane!

13/8/2025, 6:00:42 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

No more clearly demonstrated than here: some people have a lot of intelligence and are also quite dumb.

13/8/2025, 5:19:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Motherfucker doesn’t know about question marks.

13/8/2025, 1:43:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

My bowels have been ruined third person.

12/8/2025, 11:08:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t call him by his title - call him what he is: a serial pederast

12/8/2025, 10:24:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Us using you to our advantage is hilarious. It is explicitly the other way around.

10/8/2025, 6:45:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Bella siccome un angle-o

8/8/2025, 11:39:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Lays?

8/8/2025, 5:14:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Man nothing hits quite like the PNW coastline.

7/8/2025, 5:29:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

This ten gallon bucket only has seven gallons of water in it- we are all gonna die of thirst!

7/8/2025, 5:25:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey keep your head up you got this

7/8/2025, 6:19:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Scenic shot of sub-alpine terrain with a snowy mountain in the background. Clouds are wispy
7/8/2025, 6:16:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Squirting lighter fluid from a squeeze bottle is still cool, right?

6/8/2025, 8:09:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Love my Canadian whiskies!

6/8/2025, 5:43:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

They got what they voted for. No sadness or shame for them experiencing the consequences of their own actions.

6/8/2025, 5:42:40 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I did the same thing but I interviewed your mom. She loooves being the center of attention. What a pisshog! Anyways, good luck with your crazy interview.

5/8/2025, 5:17:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuckin losers

4/8/2025, 10:15:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

You seem nice

3/8/2025, 11:58:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh look the child mouth kisser thinks his opinion matters.

2/8/2025, 11:19:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t we all have Grammarians folks?

1/8/2025, 3:27:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

My vibrator, mister big.

1/8/2025, 1:36:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Not knowing things is what most people are good at.

30/7/2025, 11:01:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I fuckin love chicken lady.

30/7/2025, 11:00:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Did someone tell you lie about you?

29/7/2025, 5:13:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

This was supposed to be funny (and it is) but it also made me sad. FYI. Poor mister whip.

29/7/2025, 4:48:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe you could have said something during your glamor shots session with bibi few weeks ago?

29/7/2025, 4:34:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

A bunch of child rape done by monsters. We know what’s in there we just won’t admit it because we are a broken country.

27/7/2025, 5:33:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s maga what the fuck is wrong with you?

27/7/2025, 5:29:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture headfallsoff (@headfallsoff.com) reposted

it will be difficult but we're going to need a fairly radical shift in online norms over the coming years as censorship and puritan crackdowns continue to worsen. absolutely no more listing your age, mental illnesses and all your kinks on your profile. the era of shutting da fuck up is here

26/7/2025, 2:11:55 PM | 4606 1160 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Brain function is like mobility - taken for granted until it has been lost.

26/7/2025, 4:01:07 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m almost 50 and this made me nostalgic damnit.

25/7/2025, 6:42:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

No thank you

25/7/2025, 3:15:32 AM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah….

24/7/2025, 11:28:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Binder (@mattbinder.bsky.social) reposted

lol

@CNviolations How did a generation who grew up in South Park got so sensitive is what I wanna know 8:09 PM • 12/17/24  @CNviolations Why is South Park going after Trump so viciously? 9:04 AM • 7/24/25
24/7/2025, 11:01:50 PM | 961 142 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anna Phylaxis (@quatoria.bsky.social) reposted

Joking about crab rave aside, I do think this public outpouring of disgust at the death of hated villains is a powerful, useful thing. I think it's good that we do it, and I think, broadly, that it serves three functions. (1/?)

24/7/2025, 6:05:26 PM | 1172 354 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neapoi.bsky.social (@neapoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice farker -and- Wait, being shrunk down is hot?!

24/7/2025, 5:41:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view