47: "No thanks. I bruise like a rotting peach." 😵🍑
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47: "No thanks. I bruise like a rotting peach." 😵🍑
Too late. He's already had the tombstone engraved. 🪦 🤷🏻♂️
Read every banned book you can get your hands on. Give them as gifts. Quote from them every day.
Is there any information re: the vehicle & driver who struck Guiliani from behind at high speed? 🤔
Nothin' to see here, folks. Nope, that's definitely not one of those Mission Impossible-type CIA spycraft synthetic masks.
COINCIDENCE? -Felon 47 is not seen or heard on media -Rudy rear ended -Putin, Xi & Modi meeting -Russia forces EU Presidents plane to land -Ukraine "deadline" -Israel/Gaza "Riviera" escalation -Epstein victims to testify What's next? Not sure whether or not to root for another shoe
WTF ‼️ “How’d he get in?” watches him turn a door handle‼️ To be fair, he was trying to get out
For people without X accounts. I finally found a way to read the stroke theory and honestly, it's delicious. nitter.poast.org/adamscochran...
Shoutout to everyone who can disappear for a few days and the entire world isn't praying that you died!.
Dead, alive, or hiding — doesn’t matter. Release the Epstein files.
MAGA is such a bizarre combination of extremely evil and extremely stupid.
Intriguing! Did you watch this on YouTube? If so, would you mind linking us, svp?
How you know that Alberta's premiere is a Trumper.
So, RFK likes pickled meat, too, huh?
The President of Portugal Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa called the orange felon a Russian asset in a live televised speech. Well done, this is how you do it. 👏
Dean's version of 47's ear bandage.
*Epstein visa
“…I am infuriated that the Air Force plans to grant military funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt. She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it.” My latest in @thebulwark.com www.thebulwark.com/p/honoring-a...
Just saying.
The way that housing co-ops work in Switzerland may seem foreign to many. But the central idea is simple: What if homeownership had no profit motive and no capital gains? Advocates say their model could reshape how the world thinks about affordable housing. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/r...
When people tell you that the truth hurts 😶🫴
What could possibly have happened to cause JDV to flip? 🤔
😼: "What do you mean you want a carry-out? That's above my pay grade, human!"
I'm calling Kennedy jr. "Rubella De Vil" from now on lol
Indeed, since Putin will still have them all by the short & curlies.
The Justice Department had once argued that Ghislaine Maxwell should be sentenced to at least 30 years in prison. Now its second-ranking official—and Donald Trump’s former lawyer—is aligned with a woman whose crimes the department had called “monstrous.”
When you see JD having hissy fits (bc he's not being sworn in), you'll know the reason why.
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Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.
Cain will heal as quickly as 47's ear. 🙄
Hilarious! youtu.be/DscIhisUgn0?...
Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
That 47's sycophants mispronounce The Nobel Peace Prize as NŌ-bull, instead of Nō-BELL, is indicative of their lack of intelligence. 😮💨
JFC, what an asshole.
🪬🧿 There is no amount of money, oil, or gold in the world that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.
Happy birthday, LC. It sounds like your cake & ice cream didn't disappoint.
LFG!
Tone deaf British company. My fellow Canadians, you know what to do. 💪🏼🇨🇦
Can't stop staring at the stairs in motion. 🫣 What IS the traffic violation code for something like this, and how many demerit points were given?
▪︎never forget▪︎
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💥stone💥cold💥facts💥
Valuable 🧵
It's like 47 is cramming for the finals. His final hurrah of vengeance.
Let him finish his raw milk & bear tartare first... 😏
See... JP Tasker is a conservative reporter. A reporter should be asking Joly about what newsworthy things the Canadian Minister of Industry is doing? Instead he fails to get his 'gotcha' when questioning her about PP's decades old complaints. Conservatives are useless. Politicians & reporters.
Canada, we've got the sane, intelligent leader. 🟥❤️🟥
Most definitely. A tribe in NorCal is totally off grid and tribe owned solar.
Many are saying it'll be the highest ratings he'll ever receive.
PM Mark Carney 🇨🇦 - ❤️ Operation REASSURANCE is a Canadian-led, 3500-personnel brigade based here in Latvia. In the face of Putin’s ongoing aggression, we’re renewing the mission. Our troops will remain on the ground to deter Russia and fortify NATO’s Eastern flank. #cdnpoli
Who do you pray to when you’re being shot at in church? ❤️🩹
Never in my life will in comprehend why the Access Hollywood tape wasn’t the end for him. Almost 10 years of being deeply embarrassed for this country every day.
So burning the flag gets you a year in jail but if you beat officers with the flagpole you get a presidential pardon???
Russians feel a certain way about their "dear leader." 🤭
Jack Haney deserved a medal for tolerating Thomas Wilby, who sounds most unpleasant & entitled.
Pvt. Bone Spurs is the poster child of "grossly incompetent."
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I need to see the schematics bc my 🧠 just melted.
Remember all that talk about America not needing Canada, if this was true, why are so many businesses in the US failing right now, and crying for our business and travel, it is a combination of the felon and his criminal cabal's tariffs, and angry Canadian boycotts. 😊 #ViveLeCanada #Canada 🍁
If Kilmar Abrego Garcia would have stormed the Capitol on January 6 instead of just ya know existing, he’d have a pardon and a podcast by now.
ALT: "That bruise is NOT going away, no matter how much he tries to hide it." He: Trump. That bruise: a purple image of Epstein on the back of Trump's right hand.
The under eye baggage seems much larger today. Is 47 not sleeping well? Eating too much salt? Experiencing compromised kidney function? Maybe all of the above... ⏳️
Monte Mader @montemader.bsky.social
Oh, so NOW they want us to wake up? 🤔 Nah, we're already too woke, which means we realize that the orange menace is the single worst candidate to even be considered.
...nor pay for anything.
'It's major': Indigenous women-led modular home factory being built in northern #Ontario #Canada Factory in Kirkland Lake is set to be operational by July 1 next year /1 thread www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Gone too young, but lives on in song. You may know of Minnie's daughter, Maya Rudolph.
youtube.com/watch?v=nvzE...
Such a lovely sanctuary.
Trump’s about to sign an EO to “punish” flag desecration… but let’s not forget: on Jan 6, a rioter beat a Capitol police officer with an American flag. That man got a pardon. Spare us the fake patriotism.
"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." Admiral William Adama Battlestar Galactica
I have a master's degree in hurkle-durkling.
That’s hilarious 😆
We ALL needed this laugh. Thank you for your service!
Even Mother Earth is tired of it.
47's "glam squad" already has it covered ... pun very intended.
The fact that this administration is hell bent on punishing Kilmar Abrego Garcia while rewarding Ghislane Maxwell tells you all you need to know about their violent racism and misogyny.
G2K 🙌🏼
Truth Art! #arresttrump #art
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
We ride at dawn, Sisters! 🌄
🚨👇🏽THIS THIS THIS👇🏽🚨 Every thing he said!!!
Cats love cozy spaces
Beautiful art in my neighborhood #art
⬇️ Exactly this! ⬇️
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Any way Occam's razor slices it... ...you know it's the latter. #Grift47Continues
Ghislaine Maxwell: "I never witnessed the president in any inappropriate setting in any way. The president was never inappropriate with anybody. In the times that I was with him, he was a gentleman in all respects." Sure, sure 🙄🫴 youtube.com/watch?v=fYqK...
