"Arm the Ding Dong Ditchers!" -Republicans, probably
"Arm the Ding Dong Ditchers!" -Republicans, probably
Can't pay taxes on OT if you don't get OT
Watched it again last night, so freaking good
Would be the funniest thing ever if the real rapture is him dying and all the red hats just spontaneously combusting.
Yep, he had to have "his guys", which apparently didn't include all time good guy Mike Alstott and others. I will always be thankful for that Super Bowl but always pissed about how he systematically dismantled that amazing team afterwards.
And told her I could see where he got a lot of his expressions from(she, too, had very blue eyes). She smiled, looked at me, and very earnestly said, "Honey, I hope I never look that mean!"
I taught with Jon's mother when I first got out of college. She was a tough old bird but beloved as an educator. I don't see her approving of this at all. I remember the first time I really watched him coach, when he was with the Raiders. I saw Mrs Gruden in the hallway the next morning --->
Why does a guy who can't run for President again constitutionally still send out Fundraising emails đ¤?
It's early in the season and the game isn't over yet, but the swagger and culture of this year's FSU team just feels different, reminds me of teams of the past.
There isn't anything in sports that is dumber than Preseason Rankings or Heisman Favorites
Anyone who doesn't believe we are a fascist state, watch Jolly and @usmcangryveteran.bsky.social and this space to see how law enforcement is treating Veterans who speak out against the regime.
Back to the business of grifting off our tax dollars
Do you think that's part of it? Dismantle the public safety net to help their billionaire friends profit off the crises?
AI bet I could
Dragging out this old chestnut
The White House responds-
The decline in fertility rates is directly related to people seeing pictures of Charlie Kirk
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Lots of training in taking vacations and gaslighting
Every time this happens, concerned Republicans immediately rush home and hold their beloved firearms close and whisper, "Don't worry baby, I'll protect you"
Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
Holy shit
I bet right wing nut jobs lost their damn minds
You could do it, but it would actually be about people dying of exposure because they have no access to proper health care
Our country is so messed up that had a transgender woman been signed to a WNBA Team, government action and outrage would occur almost immediately. Instead, we just have to keep living through this again and again.
I guess they didn't charge him for Assault with a Deli Weapon?
This is a real photograph of Washington, DC this week, where the United States president has ordered military occupation in peacetime, and ordered the display of colossal portraits of himself. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Higher caliber thoughts and prayers with bigger clips and longer muzzles.
I have been saying this for years. Stop protecting us from it under the auspices of "decency" or "care for the victims' families". We need to see what we are allowing to happen.
I'm so tired of this Tim. How is this still happening in 2025?
So many adults have to fail a child before he ends up 10 years old telling CNN about the mass shooting he lived through this morning
Turn out the lights.... Don't try to save me
Jones responds to OglesâŚ
We can't allow ourselves to become numb to mass shootings. What happened today in Minneapolis is heartbreaking, and Michelle and I are praying for the parents who have lost a child or will be sitting at their hospital bedside after yet another act of unspeakable, unnecessary violence.
We had a horrific emergency involving our kids today and right now I'm just sitting at my computer in a daze and in shock. Thankfully they are okay but others are less fortunate.
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldnât write it
Not a "killer of joy". But this man actually has some power to do something.
In fairness to Mace, water will melt her. She was triggered by the umbrella đđ¤Ł
The President is suggesting people want a dictator. Stay focused.
How dare he...(Checks notes)... Be invaded
The changes to policy will likely result in hundreds of thousands of deaths, so let's put him on trial.
Deafening silence from the "Kamala is a Commie!" Crowd
He also bought millions in municipal bonds and stands to collect a fortune if they lower rates. Corruption. So, do something about it.
#RobinWilliams #filmsky #moviesky đđ
My heart breaks into 10,000 pieces once again.
He'll say, "I meant day one ... of the rest of your lives"
We need this now more than ever, unfortunately.
Wait till Circuit City hears about this
Hooray for... Communism?
Telling that they invite Jillian Michaels but not Jess Michaels
I am joining in the fight and withdrawing my spot as QB1 for the Dallas Cowboys
You better watch out or he'll write you a very strongly worded letter.
Whoopsy
He followed this up by immediately performing shirtless pushups on the driveway
Imagine if Ted Cruz pretended to be a legislator.
Dark. And even darker: Itâs called âFort Blissâ www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
Just as an observer, and I could be wrong, but his energy just seemed wrong. He was pouting and walking away, wrapping a towel around his head, not showing the leadership one would expect from a QB. Not a good sign.
We literally have historical precedent that proves that apparently Americans seem to have forgotten about completely. We literally fought a war over this what, 80 years ago?
That's still 800% more than I would have expected.
He only enjoys breaking it
10/10
And if rates are lowered, he'll make a fortune.
Not gonna (Hill)Top that one
Plus our country is going backwards, so there's that
@factsstillmatter.bsky.social
My wife has been watching so many crime documentaries lately, and it's astonishing how many times either a) they hyper focus on one suspect and ignore other leads or b) keep letting the obvious suspect go
Expect to hear soon at the Kennedy Center: "Now appearing on the main stage, welcome Karla Kabooms!"
This is genocidal rhetoric calling people cockroaches. This is exactly the language used in the Rwandan genocide.
If he can't run again, why is he still sending out campaign emails? đ¤
Well, there will be at least one Felon walking the streets of DC tonight
The explosion in CEO pay relative to the pay of workers isnât because CEOs have become so much more valuable than before. They've just gamed the system to line their pockets. Is it any wonder why so many working people feel the game is rigged against them? (It is.)
Slavery was bad. The Holocaust was bad. --Things you actually need to argue in 2025.
@factsstillmatter.bsky.social
Die hard, with a vengeance
4Chan
-Trump just bought $100 MILLION in bonds -When Interest Rates go down, bond prices go up -Trump has been pushing for interest rate cuts he would personally benefit from Unheard of levels of corruption and grift. Yet Republicans say nothing.
They have concepts of a plan to change the exhibits
Corruption.
His transformation into Judge Doom is nearly complete
MR ZELENSKYY, HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED HERE?
Yep, the dude who lies like most people breathe is.... "Authentic"
NEWS: Trump says the Smithsonian is âWOKEâ and âOUT OF CONTROLâ because they talk about âhow bad slavery was,â and says he has instructed his attorneys to stop this at museums in D.C.
How'd they get him to wear sleeves?
Meet your future ICE agents
one guy even tried to give us a sandwich
This is what makes what @governor.ca.gov is doing so brilliant. These knuckleheads run face first into the point and they still don't get it.
I don't think I can keep going
@tampabaybuccaneers.bsky.social make the call
Tonight in Washington D.C. The sign reads: âThe Bondi order is unlawful you are not obligated to follow itâ
Laura Loomer, who the president has consulted for decisions on who to fire, is arguing with a chatbot
Life comes at you fast
legit laughing my ass off
I need to catch up!
Ogles gonna Ogles đ¤Ą
