Trump got released from the hospital early, so JD needed to get his stuff out of Melania's room ASAP
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Trump got released from the hospital early, so JD needed to get his stuff out of Melania's room ASAP
But then who would squeeze catsup on his ear when he pretends to be assassinated?
This really stood out. Not family. Not friends. Honestly surprised someone would be his business partner.
Breakfast of champions
I wish RFK Jr was his primary physician
After he dies and we take back our democracy, can we exhume him and bury him face down at Levinworth so he can finally be where he belongs?
I know the rumors circulating about his demise are too good to be true, but this is very interesting timing for this story to pop up
Rachel Maddow accidentally gets added to a signal chat
He's right. They have no heart, so they won't do shit, and they're batshit crazy if they think they can scapegoat it into nonexistence
But with no vaccines, school shootings, and no school lunches, most of them won't make it to adulthood.
The right doesn't want to stop mass shootings. Mass shootings raise fear which causes more people to buy guns which enriches them and their best donors.
See, when Roberts says the rule of law is eroding, he doesn't mean it's because he eroded it. He means it's us being pissed off that he eroded it. He thinks we should be kissing his ass for all the hard work he's put into destroying America.
When will you figure out it wasn't a mistake? They want Americans to be too weak and sick to fight back.
The project 2025 people have a contingency plan and are where they need to be to retain power.
Fine dining chefs make amazing looking food, but I have never made a reservation because I'm afraid that after spending $150+ on a 5 course meal I'll need to drive through Jack in the Box to fill up. That's why I want to start a fine dining restaurant that serves Claim Jumper circa 1995 portions
It's easy if you own a deep fryer. I should know. I own a deep fryer.
I just had the worst Hawaiian food of my life. I didn't even realize it was possible to make Hawaiian food this terrible. The really messed up part is that it looked like it would be delicious.
Yes, obviously the real problem with gun violence in America is that we don't respect people that refuse to act and think their magic sky monster will fix the problem for them.
Remember how he sent the vaccine to Russia, but we had to wait until Biden was elected to get it ourselves?
The smart move here is to understand that he isn't the end of this. The people that put him where he is will still make sure they continue to hold the power. The rot has penetrated every agency.
Oh, for the love of fuck. Somebody stop this lunatic regime already!
Her song just disappeared from every gay bar in America
And a job in the administration or ICE. You're choice
So... did the catholic school take Jesus out of the classroom too, or is that argument also conclusively bullshit now?
Well, you've gotta give him credit for one thing: he knows how to put the dick in dictator
If this were happening in another oil rich country, we'd be "bringing freedom to them"
They burn everything the flag is supposed to stand for. Why draw a line at the flag?
I saw Snoop at a concert a few decades ago. He came out 30 min late because people weren't cheering enough for him, then threw a fit after begging the audience for a joint for 5 minutes and then hating the one someone finally threw up to him. He's always been an asshole. Hope Lil Nas X disses him.
Too bad the DoJ has decided court orders they don't like don't have to be followed. Also, SCOTUS agrees with the DoJ
The whole distraction argument is bullshit anyway. He's not a mastermind of subterfuge, he's just criminal, corrupt, and fascist as fuck. Everything he does is just to be the most evil motherfucker alive and has no bearing on the evil shit he did before the newest evil shit.
Im just so happy that next time I fill my $100 not covered by insurance prescription, the pharmacist is going to give me $150,000 change!
I would say it's closer to throwing your child an illegal bullet proof vest
London broil with roasted potatoes and broccoli.
Project 2025: "the second american revolution will be bloodless as long as the left allowsnit" Trump is deploying the military in 19 states. Epstein has become the distraction. You're so focused on that, you're missing the boot coming down on your neck.
That smell is called "patchouli"
Of course I believe the felon that lied all through her trial when she says the known lying sex offender felon (who got her moved to a club fed in exchange for her lying about his involvement with her pedophile club) is totally innocent. Why do you ask?
Russia bombed a US factory in Ukraine and Trump is threatening...Colorado.
A pessimist is just an optimist with experience. We saw how much damage he did last time around with "guard rails" and "adults in the room." It wasn't a stretch to imagine the hell he would bring without boundaries.
Uh, I think that's turtle bukaki
But the radioactive shrimp got measles
And no one has seen him out in the daylight in over 2000 years, but claim he's definitely still alive.
The Bible doesn't document him being outside much after the resurrection
He would be the vampire. Rose from the dead, has to be invited in, always wants you to drink his blood...
They always bring their guns to Walmart. Maybe they should have brought Geiger counters
I bought 10 pounds. Now it's time to play a game called "Super Powers or Super Cancer"
No, whitewashing slavery isn't a "distraction." It is one of the main goals of Project 2025. The fascists behind the orange menace love that you're dismissing their coup as a distraction.
No wonder it's so expensive. The damn sharks are hoarding the supplies
Them: "You're positively radiant today!" Me: "Best shrimp scampi ever! Who says you can't get good seafood from Walmart?" This joke brought to you by the letter C (as in cesium) and the number 137.
Well that's good, because it's damn near impossible to get Trump's head out of Putin's ass long enough for a meeting.
An American president would find it disrespectful to our allies to call Putin in the middle of a meeting. A Russian asset would think it's disrespectful to Putin.
No amount of Axe works when you're that full of shit
That's as much her signature as it is her grasp of English.
Whoever is advising Newsom needs a huge raise
A) there's no national security issue B) the only economic emergency is the one they're creating between tariffs and farm labor shortages
Oh, you still think fascism will allow itself to be voted out and the GOP give a flying fuck what the people think. Schumer might write some strongly worded letters, but SCOTUS are, and will continue to, enable it. Congress will not stand against them, and old-guard military leadership are gone.
He also needs approval from congress for tariffs and deployment of troops, but go ahead and keep thinking this congress will stop him.
I don't think they'll know what "Chinga la migra" means.
You should repect the troops. Unless they are obeying illegal orders.
Combine that with the US flags on Russian tanks and the entourage of European leaders accompanying Zelenski to the meeting with the orange fascist fuck. I think Russia and the US are about to go to war against Europe.
Oh, that's not true at all. He gave trump millions, he invested hundreds of thousands of man-hours into his disinformation troll farms, he got kompromat on the entire GOP, he spent a fortune developing american assets that are now running our intelligence departments. He worked hard to get here.
Now I understand why they're taking food away from poor kids in school. They think food is dangerous.
"We're not talking about Epstein anymore" says every third post in my feed.
My response to that quote was "if we go high, we swing over their head while they pummel our nuts."
To steal a Devin Townsend lyric: Slow progress is still progress.
I never had a very high opinion of Newsom, but he might just be the only Democrat in power that actually understands the danger Trump poses. He's the only one that understands the law won't stop the lawless when the lawless are responsible for upholding the law.
The new Z Fold 7 is the thinnest phone I've ever held. While it's folded. How did they get all the components this small? Witchcraft?!
Has anyone considered that maybe the epstein files are the distraction from the project 2025 playbook to establish military control over liberal cities to crush dissent?
Oh, good. Does he do wakes as well? Because democracy died last November. You missed it because you were too busy planning parties instead of preventing fascism.
They fired all leadership loyal to the constitution, as well as all JAG officers responsible for advising leadership of illegal orders.
The difference is that both parties in Korea still have integrity and spines. In the US, only 1 party has integrity, and neither has a spine.
Why Trump DC Takeover Is No Simple "Distraction" It's the plan. No distraction. Keep an eye on what Trump is saying explicitly. Scope of Executive Order for using Guard/Marines for immigration protests. Leaked DHS-DoD Memo. DOJ arguments in court. youtu.be/kAn14WGp8ec?...
Finally! Someone gets it.
Sorry, funding has been cut for educational lessons and will instead be replaced by PragerU propaganda videos.
Something crime and medicine have in common: it's far more profitable to treat the symptoms than the cause
Project 2025 referred to Trump by name over 800 times. That's 1/4 the number of times his name is mentioned in the Epstein files.
I have spent years trying to convince people that fascism won't allow itself to be voted out. I expect thousands of apologies in December 2026 from the other death camp inmates over their naivety and inaction.
Maybe he's not trying to distract you at all. Maybe he's not actually capable of that level of subterfuge. Maybe he's just pushing ahead with Project 2025. Maybe the distraction is making you think all these authoritarian moves are a distraction. Maybe the word "maybe" has no place in this post.
It's not a goddamn "distraction." It's the next phase of Project 2025. You have any idea how demoralizing it is to hear our leaders fail to acknowledge the danger of this moment? A distraction can be defeated by ignoring it. Fascism flourishes when it's ignored. STOP FUCKING IGNORING FASCISM!
Something that's been missing from the Kunt Davis asking SCOTUS to overturn gay marriage story is that the SCOTUS majority asked for someone to bring this request months ago because they're drooling at the idea. We're about to be second class citizens again.
It's not a show. It's not a distraction. It's FASCISM. Treating the militarization of our liberal cities as anything other than fascism helps him. They want you to write it off as a distraction. If we don't take it seriously, we won't fight back.
He hasn't had his V8 today
It's the next stage of Project 2025. "We are in the process of the second american revolution, which will be bloodless as long as the left allows it." If anything, Epstein is the distraction from the coup no one is taking seriously yet. It benefits the fascists to disqualify it as a distraction.
Maui has a new tourism commercial. It's a good thing trying to recover the tourism lost after the fire, but I'm a little disappointed with the slogan: Maui One of the Hawaiian Islands. Let's see someone else try this. Chicago It's a city in Illinois.
I just can’t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.
It's a test balloon. First LA, then DC, next Chicago, and on and on until every liberal stronghold is crushed under his swollen ankle felon fascist child molesting boot.
They keep telling me they were trying to teach us a lesson. Apparently, the lesson was that stupidity is not solely owned by MAGA
It's not 1 branch of government. EVERY branch has been corrupted beyond redemption.
The average human head weighs 8 pounds. The sum total of the heads in that photo is 6 pounds.
DC'S crime rate would plummet 50% if we remove the orange fascist felon false messiah and his cabal of cohorts from office.
I had to turn that fucking press conference off. I just couldn't take any more of his bullshit.
"If we didn't go to LA, it would be burning like the party that didn't burn." What the actual fuck?! Wait, it's he implying that his fascist move to deploy the national guard on LA streets is what stopped the fire?
Now they dare to claim trump is a champion of protecting children from trafficking. How about them Epstein files?
Im so confused. Trump just said DC is a dangerous violent hellhole, then a few seconds later, the heads of the park police thanked trump for making DC safe and beautiful months ago. So which is it?
Speaking of "graffiti on the walls", how are your J6 terrorists doing these days?
The massive crime wave in DC is coming from inside the house
Introduce yourself to KMFDM and Ministry.
No shit. "National security reasons" was the lie. It was always for the corruption.
The media: "MAGA is turning against Trump over the Epstein files." MAGA: It's all Bondi's fault! She needs to be fired!"
Resistance idea: A few thousand of us get hired by ICE, only abduct people with Trump merchandise on their person, car, or house.
In case people have forgotten, Trump has always been Russia's best asset