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Method: Determine the outcome, then invent a justification.
Deep down, the GOP wants to burn down the country. Well, not really so deep down.
Well, she did get citizenship on an Einstein visa. So there's that.
I didn't expect the police state until after football season.
There's a big difference between cleaning house and burning it down.
Meanwhile, Trump is shutting down solar and wind projects and bringing back coal.
This guy sounds like he was on heroin for 14 years and had a brainworm.
Nutlicking all the way to the bank.
Hopefully Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss are there to directly receive the medal instead of having to wait for the courts to order it.
BREAKING: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson defies President Trump by leading a "no troops in Chicago!"
It seems Epstein's friend Is in poor health, and might Be out scouting fairways For the perfect gravesite
It seems Epstein's friend Is in poor health, and might Be out scouting fairways For the perfect gravesite
They're what Brainworm Bob has to spar with over roadkill.
Boots on the Ground(s-keeping)
Lethal landscaping, killer mulching, deadly raking.
Media: Joe Biden must step down a second time.
Appeals to God vanish in the air Without gun reform kids haven't a prayer
Pritzker is giving us a masterclass in Trump fascism.
That's it. That's the whole game. Pritzker is on to their slow rolling coup.
Invasion of The Body Snatchers is literally what ICE has been doing.
Pritzker understands what America is all about. Trump doesn't have a clue.
Franklin nails it. That's the whole argument.
Just release the Epstein Files.
Appeals to God vanish in the air Without gun reform kids haven't a prayer
Throw in free Trump steaks and honorary degrees from Trump University, and they might have a deal.
Like 2 bad pennies. Or I guess that would be 2 bad kopeks in Russian.
Appeals to God vanish in the air Without gun reform kids haven't a prayer
Trump looks so unwell Even a little short of breath We all know what that means Joe Biden must be near death
Some said he might die Trump looked so unwell Is he at Bedminster Or playing 18 in Hell
Trump looked unwell Some said he might die Is he at Bedminster Or a fairway in the sky
Threatening them to award you a Peace Prize seems like a disqualifier.
This stinks to high heaven.
Roadkill Bob and his brainworm friend will bring our health system to an inglorious end.
That point when going back to castrating pigs becomes a better option than running for reelection to the US Senate.
I hope Musk gets involved again. It worked out so well for him last time.
Roadkill Bob ate one too many squirrels.
That point when going back to castrating pigs becomes a better option than running for reelection to the US Senate.
It's a true American Horror Story. And the monsters aren't only the ones pulling the triggers.
If this was Joe Biden...etc, etc
That talking point is getting a ton of frequent flier miles.
After a month to work on it, these guys still don't have a political solution to the Epstein Files. It's never going away.
He's still sore from the ass-kicking she laid on him in their debate.
He's exactly the stooge Trump and Putin want there.
Is a portrait of Benedict Arnold next?
With Roadkill Bob killing off our health system, firearm deaths may soon no longer be the number one killer of children in America - for the worst of possible reasons.
The Ingraham Angle is obtuse.
RFKjr is a one-man pandemic.
Firearms are the number one cause of death of children in the United States. Now that's a horror story!
Finding it hard to believe anything this long-time next-door neighbor of Jeffrey Epstein says.
That sandwich should be called the Pièce DC Résistance.
So they COULDN'T indict a ham sandwich.
Also, Greenland's best friend wasn't Jeffrey Epstein.
Anything, as long as it's called the Pièce DC Résistance.
So they COULDN'T indict a ham sandwich.
Are they prepping for a Bay of Seals invasion?
Malcolm Nance: Coincidence takes a lot of planning.
Nobel? Not a chance. If there was an Ignoble prize, Trump would be a shoo-in.
How long until they add lead back into the gasoline?
That's total nonsense, but Windmills Wiping out Whales is great alliteration if that's what he was trying for.
Pritzker's speech yesterday apparently hit the bullseye.
At least Nixon's enemies list only included humans.
And let me take a wild guess who handed the list to Pulte to hand to Fannie and Freddie.
I like whatever strange form of optimism this is.
Seems what's happening right now in DC is a slow-rolling version of J6 that will culminate on Capitol Hill, with Trump and Johnson calling on troops to enforce their agenda, particularly related to stealing the midterm elections. It's a dark thought, but sure looks like it's heading that way.
Epstein's ghost is here to stay He'll haunt Trump forever and a day
Dishonest spin is the whole purpose of Fox News.
That sandwich thrown in DC can legitimately be called a "hero". This fool cannot.
Trump: "I united Europe. Now give me my Nobel Peace Prize."
Trump will never get a Nobel Peace Prize, but he's destined to receive a Hero of the Russian Federation medal from Putin for his years of obedient service against the United States.
Trump to Putin: Boss, I told Zelensky everything you told me to say. Putin: Good, I'll sit on the Epstein files a little longer.
OMG. Putin has him on a tight leash.
Trump to Putin: Okay boss, I'll mention dumping mail in voting.
Trump is there to represent Vladimir Putin.
I hope it's a family-friendly pose.
Trump knows the midterms are existential, and his every action is and has been to suppress and subvert it.
Why the National Guard escalation in DC: 1. Their goal of a police state; 2. Ready to suppress midterm voting; 3. A distraction from everything else, including Epstein; 4. They found out how many thousands of sub sandwiches are sold in DC every day.
Wouldn't be surprised if Trump cancels due to a flair up in his bone spurs.
Whether it's New York transit or DC protesters, the MAGA fascists are terrified of subways. Fear of subways Is a MAGA refrain A thrown ham and swiss Or an underground train
Amazing that Donald Trump can be both Neville Chamberlain and Adolf Hitler at the same time.
I saw what I saw my eyes don't lie Putin owns Trump sure as birds can fly
America's no longer free Trump deployed the Guard to D.C. But one sub to the vest And "America's best" Are melting like turkey and brie
It's true, DC has a problem with roving groups of armed thugs. At least for a week now.
Trump: Will we announce a deal, boss? Putin: Yes, you show the world you're a beaten dog, and I won't release my copy of the Epstein files.
What say you, Murkowski?
They're laughing their asses off in Mexico and Canada.
Don't let the kids watch, it's obscene.
Trump is a monster of that, there's no doubt We're stuck in his nightmare looking for a way out
Indiana Jones: "Nazis, I hate these guys"
So Putin promised him Trump Tower Crimea?
Is it just me, or does it seem much longer than 1 month to the day since Bondi announced "nothing to see here" and started the Epstein cover-up firestorm?
So, capturing and shipping migrants from blue states to concentration camps in red states lowers apportioned counts in blue states and increases counts in red states? Is that a part of the strategy?
Some call them fools, others, Bibi's tools. I prefer, though, to call them bloody ghouls.
I am starting to think there might be something damaging in the Epstein investigation files.
Every Republican who goes on the Sunday shows tomorrow should be pressed to denounce this illegal and authoritarian proclamation from the president. And none of this "I didn't read the tweet" bullshit.
Right about this time 81 years ago, the allies had broken through the Nazi defenses along the beaches of Normandy and were slowly pushing inland. It took the better part of another year to bring the fight to a conclusion. Feels like that's more or less where we are right now.
Who the fuck wants to golf in Vietnam? Seriously?
Right now, Republicans in Congress are trying to push through a bill that would put millions of Americans at risk of losing their health care. They want to cut federal funding for Medicaid, take away tax credits that help more people afford coverage, and raise costs for working class families.
Lead is poisoning kids in Milwaukee. The federal team trained to help? Gone. And now RFK Jr. is pretending everything’s fine. It’s not. If no one’s left doing the work, kids aren’t being protected. This isn’t spin — it’s their health. Secretary Kennedy, do your job! www.npr.org/sections/sho...