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All US citizens required to contract COVID and measles.
Everyone in US now required to snog someone with Covid
Then how is Dick Cheney still alive?
Something is wrong here, because I'm also hearing he was released from the hospital today. More like he got a scratch on his back
Looking very emperor Palatine there
Then we have to impeach 2/3 of the Supreme Court. Then we MIGHT have a chance.
His soul is rotting at the core
It's always nice to have a little music with your dinner
So pretty much the same
That's funny because I only can refer to Ross as Ross Asshat
Someone please kill me right now.
You know all those slasher-horror movies where they go in the haunted house or down the basement? And you scream, "OMG, how TF could they be so dumb!?" Yeah, well – that's America right now, with RFK jr as the head of HHS, including the CDC, NIH, etc. No good endings. Insane AF.
I can't believe I used to like that guy
Just don't hire Rudy Giulianis guys
Underrated comment
They don't, according to Michelle Obama's book
I was gonna say drugs, but yeah all of the above
I say that at least 10x/day
The stash?
And what is their source?
Good night sweet prince, and flights of demons sing thee to thy rest
Yep he's busy raiding the Treasury
Somebody make sure he has his service weapon
Because why do a good thing. Ever.
I'm just hoping Ruby and Shaye are reading right now
Wherever Ruby and Shaye are now, I just hope they're reading all this 🤣🤣🤣
Omg youse guys are killing me heah
At this point I'm hoping and praying that all of the late night guys are desperately scrambling to cut their vacations short and come in for emergency sessions tomorrow
Hey that's my kind of universe
The only problem is I can't read when I'm crying this hard
That's far more believable than anything in the "official" statements.
I know I haven't laughed like this in weeks
If you put the two statements together, it clearly was something like: there was a riveting domestic violence scene happening on one side of the freeway, and Giuliani and the car that hit him were both rubbernecking. Then he had to inexplicably make himself the hero of the story. Probably drunk.
Assume that this "official statement" was taken by the spokesperson from a very inebriated Rudy Giuliani. Then it all makes sense.
CLASSIC!!
Ok. What clearly happened is that Giuliani and the car behind them were rubbernecking the domestic violence incident happening on the other side of the freeway when they crashed. Why RG had to portray himself as the hero of the story is anyone's guess🤣🤣🤣
giuliani is gonna sue the hell out of whoever painted a tunnel on that brick wall
Pictures or it didn't happen
I can't believe I've read at least 10 comments about the Rudy Giuliani incident and none of them mention Four Seasons Landscaping.
with trump and giuliani edging right up to the border of death, the comedic rule of threes now screams for blood
Im not sure why but this CRACKED me up 🤣🤣🤣
Good? Please share! 🤣
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Love that show
Nor does the Constitution give the President explicit power to overturn election results he doesn't like or fire the head of the Fed. And yet.
EVERYTHING THEY HAVE DONE HAS BEEN UNCONSTITUTIONAL
MORE OF THIS PLEASE
Omg yes. Classic.
For some reason, the funeral-procession opening scene in the Live And Let Die movie seems relevant today.
Yes please
JFC
“You cannot argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience” -Mark Twain This is why the medical experts are leaving the CDC.
Omg one of our family's favorite movies EVAH. One more for exotic bird bingo!
Well he does admire North Korean propaganda so much, maybe he really is on his deathbed and it's all a cover story! 🤞🤞🤞
This might be my favourite post ever. Cheers God!
And prayer. Lots and lots of prayer.
I suppose the people that take RFKjr's advice are kind of self-selecting...
I just hope he's now aware of how many millions of people are breathlessly awaiting his demise.
I’ll be in that line
Like the wall🙄🙄🙄
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Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Somebody wake me up from this nightmare please!
This too shall pass
Until they bite the sh*t out of you...but I guess some fairy tales are like that too 🤣
Minneapolis: The shooter did not act alone. He was assisted by 219 members of the House, 53 Senators, hundreds of NRA lobbyists, and one President.
Oh Christ do we really have to say this sort of thing now?
In other news, there's another Stratford on another river Avon with swans and a theatre and a cemetery?
Just think, if we had our own country we could have sane gun control laws.
You can tell by looking at his face!
I've known a handful of people who were diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, and all of them were dead within a few months. Insidious is right.
I'm shocked shocked.
Fuck you KKKaroline. Your religion is more offensive to me than just about anything else.
Can we lie about our age? Will they be checking ids??
So much for the fucking First Amendment
FUCK there goes my husband's job!
I'm sorry but all of this has been out in the open for at least a year.
Didn't suck the right person's ...?
We need a REAL alternative CDC not just an online account. Blue states? Hello?
That's nice 🙄🙄🙄
They want to take us back to the Middle Ages and I am not kidding
Aaron Rupar’s kids were in that school in Minneapolis today.
Thanks, I saw his post and came here to find out just that. I can't post on your timeline Aaron, but sending good wishes to you and everyone around you! ❤️❤️❤️
Finding this episode of the original #StarTrek to be a near-perfect metaphor for the Trump Administration 🙄 www.imdb.com/title/tt0708...
Read "A Well Trained Wife" and you will learn everything you need to know about the submission bullshit.
How come it's not the men that should submit?
Omg he looks like Stephen Colbert's Eric Trump impression.
Just wanted to remind everyone that Charlie Kirk and Kellyanne Conway used to date. Way before the plastic surgery. You can use this image to help suppress your appetite if you’re cutting calories.
Hey I can dream!
We are very far off the cliff here folks. 🇺🇸
Hawaii is trying to fight this insanity as well. Not good.
Wait didn't I just read a thread that he said he can do anything he wants to do?
For the millionth time...what if Obama, or Biden, or Hillary, or any Democrat said this? Let alone meant it?
Srsly I have a hard time believing it wasn't snark. It sounded like something straight out of the Gavin Newsom press office.
Please put Melania on Vanity Fair. I need a new cover for my dartboard.
TOTAL DEI hillbilly hire at Yale. And he knows it.
KILMAR IN BALTIMORE: “Never lose hope. Promise me you’ll continue fight for freedom — not just for me, for everybody.” He was just taken into ICE custody.
Don't forget one of their first actions was to replace the JAGs with loyalists. This is why.
"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." Admiral William Adama Battlestar Galactica
He's such a toddler. "I can do whatever I want to and you can't tell me not to! Waaaaa!"