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That picture makes him look like the hollow man he is. He also looks dead on the inside.
Influencee, thought-follower. Living in two blue oases in two deep red states. Inventor, EE, erstwhile mathematician, exhausted and despondent liberal.
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That picture makes him look like the hollow man he is. He also looks dead on the inside.
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Dear god.
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JD’s words are meaningless. He’s an automaton, programmed to fluff Trump. Period. When viewed through that lens, he’s consistent and every bit as loopy and dumb as his master.
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I’d hate to get between Ted and a box of dildos.
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You seem like a reasonable person, so I'd like to know, in all seriousness, which *actual* policies of Mamdani's do you disagree with?
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It does seem likely that the current D leadership will not realize the enormity and urgency of the crisis facing us until it is too late. Indeed, it may already be too late.
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If I had to guess, he's got a wicked AFib and he's on a big dose of Coumadin (Warfarin). With enough Coumadin in his system, he'll bruise his hand if he brushes up against the diet Coke can on his desk while reaching for his Big Mac.
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Ladapo is yet another example of Harvard not sending us their finest.
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American exceptionalism!
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He's also recommending smoking, he's fighting to remove speed limits in school zones, and he's re-introducing lawn-darts.
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It really is like a turducken of dystopia.
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Yes, but this assumes access, on demand, to a source of organs. How are they going to.....oh dear. .
Paroxeteen (@paroxiteen.bsky.social) reply parent
One can sense how terrified the establishment is of Mamdani. They view him as an existential threat. His defeat is their prime directive, which will certainly lead to some odd coalitions. Meanwhile, his victory will be transformative, IMO, and not just at the local level.
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Their eyes locked. The air between them ionized. He shot her a sex-soaked smile, like he was thinking about doing the hottest, nastiest shit to her. And that’s when she knew: she really wasn’t going to pay a lot for this muffler.
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Perfect. No notes.
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He uses that lifeline for autoerotic asphyxiation.
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It looks like Liberace, Saddam Hussein, and Rick James had orgies in there.
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I think that Habba being an obsequious instrument of his pleasure was both aspirational to Trump and a key to her getting appointed.
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Every time one of these bumblefucks makes one of those "what if it's dark or there's no wind" arguments, I'd love to see someone drop a giant battery on their head.
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Astronomy After Dark. I love it.
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Einstein: “Princeton is a wonderful little spot. A quaint and ceremonious village of puny demigods on stilts.”
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Yet another war that Trump ended!
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Dersh is almost Giulianiesque in his reputation self-immolation.
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She's got a future as a pitch-woman for a chain of funeral homes.
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I know! This one recently caught my eye. timex.com/products/mar...
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She would make a good spokesperson for a chain of funeral parlors.
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Remember how we all marveled at how dumb and inept W was and how we were sure we'd hit rock-bottom as a nation? Even though Trump is far dumber and worse at presidenting than W was, that doesn't change the fact that W is still a garbage person.
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The only thing that gives me a modicum of peace is knowing that if these fuckers' god turns out to be real, dipshits like Gowdy are going to spend an eternity in hell, suffering unimaginable agony.
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I have a sister-in-law who has said on multiple occasions that she'd gladly live in a totalitarian regime, even one like N. Korea, if it meant there were zero abortions.
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Fantastic. I would proudly have that on my wall and I’d stare at it for hours at a time.
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You're better than that, Tom. What the Nazis did was clearly genocide, but they slow-rolled it. I don't think that kill-rate is a metric used in qualifying action as genocide. I'm open to arguments to the contrary, if you're game.
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JD and his conservative male cohort really are a bunch of fucking sissies.
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Right now, there's a glorious Lemon Party going on in hell. Dobson, Robertson, Falwell, Swaggart, the whole miserable lot of 'em. Each one gorging himself on the other's shriveled member while lesser demons and Satan himself disembowel them with hot pitchforks.
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It looks like the C and the B are doing something kinda gay.
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I bet this doughy lump Todd Starnes has a spank-bank filled with fanfic he's written about him and Trump ridin' Harleys and shootin' up immigrants.
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"Authenticity" is these chucklefucks' new buzzword.
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With Trump, the once-inconceivable often becomes commonplace. I anticipate he'll do everything possible to prevent an election he's certain to lose. While it's comforting to know Lincoln found the notion abhorrent, Trump cares not a whit about historical norms.
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Right now, there's a glorious Lemon Party going on in hell. Dobson, Robertson, Falwell, Swaggart, the whole miserable lot of 'em. Each one gorging himself on the other's shriveled member while lesser demons and Satan himself disembowel them with hot pitchforks.
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An underrated banger. In addition to the big hits, there are some real gems ("Car Jamming," "Red Angel Dragnet"). Not quite the masterpiece that "London Calling" is, but I've been playing it a lot lately and it holds up well.
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I bet that slimy fuck Ed Martin has some questionable dealings of his own. Internet sleuths, have at it!
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"Sidesteps norms" is at once both anodyne and palliative. A more apt description of this entire administration would be "shoots norms in the face."
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Spot-on, HAL. They also thrive on the tendency of awful things coming to be viewed as normal while they ratchet up the awfulness. They count on us getting used to the idea of the military in our streets, for example. It will get worse.
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Trump 2 is like a world in which DUI is not only legal, but actually encouraged.
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We need to become the cartoon bullies they accuse us of being and ram these changes down their fucking throats. No mercy, no apologies.
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I think it's safe to say that Trump will adopt and advocate for the worst possible position. Count on it.
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More like press corpse, amiright?
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She is, by some accounts, a normal person who completely sold her soul for power and what she perceives as influence. I hope her rejection by her constituency stings like a thousand hornet-strikes.
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PEDOFIL1
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BTW, I predict that “it’s not pedophilia. It’s ephebophilia” will soon supplant “it’s not a democracy, it’s a republic.”
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Imagine how disordered his brain must be if he finds that aesthetically pleasing. It’s like Liberace meets Saddam Hussein.
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They're NPC zombies.
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His license plate is PED0FILE
Paroxeteen (@paroxiteen.bsky.social) reply parent
It would be far more interesting, rare, practical, and energy-efficient to point out when Trump *doesn't* lie.
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Hey -- nothing about windmills or flow-restrictors in showers. At least he's kinda focusing, right?
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"Excuse me" [does weird accordion thing with hands]" that's a nasty question and you're a nasty person who wants America to fail, which is no surprise coming from the failing, fake-news [insert media outlet's name]."
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Technically, a distraction can also be a fucking emergency.
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His license plate is PEDO 1.
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That ginger homunculus-looking chuckle-fuck needs to back off and clean up the mess in his own god-forsaken backwater hell-hole of a state.
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I'm saying very strongly that Trump is pedophiling at levels never seen before.
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There's only one way out of this: a red-meat-exclusive diet and profligate doses of benzodiazepines.
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Worse Company. Small Tim. Four Dog Night. Two Direction.
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Bjork was an odd choice for SCOTUS. Not even a lawyer.
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Notorious B.I.G.G.E.R.
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Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Six
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Normal-Sized Feat
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"Trump giving Putin a rusty trombone is a bigger threat..."
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No brag about California being the best state in the failing US and Trump's miserable poll numbers? Also might be worth mentioning he's a fat orange pig.
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He says one reason that COULD justify releasing these files is to expose Blanche's attempt at diversion.
Paroxeteen (@paroxiteen.bsky.social) reply parent
In the current political environment, this was a brave move by the judge. This is certainly the nut paragraph and it needs to be spread far and wide.
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I look forward to a Cuomo/Adams GOP ticket for POTUS/VP in 2028.
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It’s absolute insanity that this deranged and utterly unqualified lunatic has *any* input in any dialogue about any kind of health. He’s the worst member of a cabinet full of freaks, goons, charlatans, fools, losers, crooks, and weirdos. That’s quite the accomplishment.
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It’s cheaper to just huff Glade Plug-Ins.
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I’m so fuckin’ there.
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I love this and I want to know what happened. What happened? I *need* to know what happened. And when will Sushi Sous-Chef air?
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Trump is a pedophile. He fucks kids.