geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reposted
been seeing a lot of ads like "get ready for fall [with these products]" and i just feel like there should be at least one season that doesn't require preparation
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been seeing a lot of ads like "get ready for fall [with these products]" and i just feel like there should be at least one season that doesn't require preparation
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
oh my god lol i don't even understand how that's possible
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
hell yeah roasting pigs in honor of the labor movement
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
here's hoping!
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i briefly had gale with a lightning charges build in my first game but never really fleshed it out so i donāt know how necessary the spellsparkler staff would be if i did go that route with one of my casters
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social)
in other news iāve been sitting at the rewards screen for the burning inn quest in bg3 act 1 for half an hour because like i DO intend to bring archer astarion everywhere so joltshooter now makes sense but iām going to have way more pure casters (4) so more good staves makes sense in the long run
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
trying something new for the rub specifically because i wanted to use these three fancy jars lol thoughts and prayers appreciated
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
oh hey i found it lol. so we're trying this. though i may sub a blast up to 500 degrees with convection instead of broiling
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah on this question i always start meat down, then maybe the last third of cooking time flipped meat up, then unwrap to broil. but i always forget the temperature and timing lol
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i refuse to learn, apparently
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social)
it's oven ribs day which means i am once again searching my own skeets to see if i actually said what i did last time and whether or not it came out right because i have never once written it down anywhere
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
why do i need a riding mower for fall. what is the grass planning
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social)
been seeing a lot of ads like "get ready for fall [with these products]" and i just feel like there should be at least one season that doesn't require preparation
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
theyāre everywhere and theyāre all whatever!! itās honestly harder to find an actually good smash burger than ever lol
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
just learn to apologize when you misbehave, we all do it, itās the internet in the bad times, but self-flagellating instead of owning up to it is baby shit. it is shit for babies
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social)
nothing i am more immune to than someone getting called out and pulling a āguess im just a worthless idiot š.ā maybe you are. thatās frankly none of my business
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i mean not to be rude but itās very much what is said in the quoted skeet lol
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
my point isnāt that a coup is illegal, it obviously is, itās that thereās no mechanism for a president to not count absentee votes. state republicans can violate their state constitutions and send in false slates, but thatās not the same thing. thereās no federal tool for banning mail voting
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i was being nice, donāt patronize me
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
how are you imagining this playing out lol
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
haha maybe my generally vegan-friendly la experience speaking here but i feel like itās not a broadly known term. or wasnāt. maybe it is now! who says the government is out of the public education business
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
the federal government doesnāt decide electors, this is the full dissolution of the union. and maybe we get there! but thatās what it is
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
itās such a niche thing for what i understand to be a suburban strip mall lol. thatās not where that kind of place goes!
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
but also i donāt think most vegetarians or people in general know what the word tallow means
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
oh totally, and itās such a more expensive way of cooking that youād assume people would want to advertise it in some way (which i think was probably the misguided idea here), just not in the name of a place that serves almost exclusively fried chicken
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i do not have food allergies so i have never once asked what a fried food was fried in, in for a penny in for a pound, i take what i get, just like a public bathroom
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i mean this is the thing lol, why are you telling me if itās not to signal something!
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah avocado oil has become the sort of high heat olive oil, in that it has a slightly better antioxidant content and fat distribution than seed oils like olive oil does but can be cooked hotter like seed oils can. but unless youāre consuming a ton of it itās not a big deal lol
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i mean this is a normal amount for a cheeseburger! iām a big ācheeseburgers are a fairly balanced food, just not for everyday on account of the red meat, itās the fries youāre worried aboutā advocate lol
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
like putting up a sign that says āwe only have TWO bathrooms hereā and saying itās unfair for anyone to judge your intentions in counting your number of bathrooms out loud in signage
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
apparently lmao. i saw an image of it and said "why the fuck do they have a giant warehouse space no wonder you're bleeding money" and someone told me it was off to the side of the local grocery
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i mean i think they maybe do fry the chicken in tallow? which is very expensive to do, and high end fried chicken is kind of a very narrow niche, and not something many people are looking for, my first guess as to why your business is failing wouldn't be "you're right-coded"
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah there was a tallow fries thing here in gastropubs but i did kind of a dive into what this spot was last week and it is very much not that. it's a fried chicken joint with a premium gimmick and prices to match a tenth of a mile from a wing stop, which people read and know means "fried chicken"
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
like a wild amount lol. that's how much i'd expect from a burger, fries, and a soda
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i can sympathize! maybe he is deeply uninterested in politics and trying to ride a trend. but if the trend is political riding it isn't avoiding politics, it's very much a political act!
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social)
i mean this is... bullshit lmao. it's a fried chicken shop called tallow. no one sees "tallow" and thinks "bet they have fried chicken." that's not "staying out of the culture wars," it's very much trying to market off of them
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i just looked up a nearby fast food burger and i really am not a calorie counter as a rule but 1070 calories. for a fast food cheeseburger that isn't even going to be very good. a truly ridiculous situation we've put ourselves in
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
a genuine knock on as far as i know every major city is that there is not a white castle in any of them. the midwest solved midnight garbage food and we did not accept their wisdom
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm not even hungry though i just want a cheeseburger
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i mean i guess it's a saturday night before bars close. i could go get a cheeseburger
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social)
god i want a fuckin cheeseburger
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social)
like yes i know nothing matters and laws are fake but also what do you think the mechanism for this is, practically? how does this actually happen? stop disenfranchising yourselves in advance
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reposted
the president can't ban mail voting. i don't mean this in a "that's against the law!" kind of way, i mean that there is no mechanism for him to do it if, for example, california says "no"
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
fuckin edgy emo sadboy lyrics added to the most iconic song in the soundtrack in the end credits???? that's what i'm FUCKING talking about. ladies and gentlemen it is with great pleasure that i present to you: video games
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
my narrative ending was great though. i didnāt think iād manage to eke out a true good boy ending but everything worked out in a way i liked and i am the goodest of all boys
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i did it i am the savior i am so cool!!!!!
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
oh there's just a bunch of random shit clogging up the screen and making you pay for every bit of turn economy. that's boring lol
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
gotta be honest the first stage of this final boss doesn't even feel challenging in a thoughtful way, it just feels extremely annoying
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
ok after a not so brief intermission to cook and eat dinner and also repost county fair content we are BACK AT IT we are BESIEGING THE BRAIN
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
the only way i can describe it is as a situationist quilt
Jays aka Clovis (@clovislives.bsky.social) reposted
This is a great time to remind everyone that EOs arenāt laws, the federal government doesnāt manage voting in this way, and itās all a scare tactic and any reporting that doesnāt provide that context is enabling potentially lawless activity.
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
they'd definitely been in these display cases for like 6 weeks so i imagine in more ways than one lol
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
they're super popular here! idk if it's an all around goat competition thing because the stub ears let you see their features better or if it's because california feels a kind of ownership of them, historically lol
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
they are cookies
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
wait so did yours not give you the scores. at the orange county fair they had all the grades and our favorite one got no prizes but 10s across the board EXCEPT in correctness and multiple judges' honors, as if to say "you played with convention and are disqualified but we see you and your artistry"
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
inarguably the best thing was the deep fried cookie dough on a stick, but it also felt profane, unsettling, like with each bite some deep seal in the bowels of creation was being broken
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
unlike the quilts, which i knew in the abstract existed and had competitions, i had never heard of or imagined the table settings in my LIFE. incidentally the quilts were all hung up above the table settings to make full use of the space lol. the good quilt was over the ai sherlock table š
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
crispy chicken thighs are a passion of mine lol
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
however the most important thing in the crafts fair was the legend of terri sherman & jingles. why did they escape. where are they now. who runs the top secret high security, xmas underground. āharmless &ā⦠what
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
here is my favorite goat. sheās beautiful, sheās a model, she is the moment, we left the dairy goat competition in protest when she was robbed
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reposted
hey do you guys wanna see some pics from the orange county fair. i didnāt take that many because i was having Too Much Fun but here is the raptor, easily the best ride there and also the reason i canāt turn my head all the way today
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
UGH i could have sworn i took a picture of it but it's not there
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
lemme see if i can find the funky one i loved
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i thin about it all the time but i cannot be trusted with a hand torch lmao, a disaster waiting to happen
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i did not even know there was a quilt competition at the (next county over, to be fair) fair until this year and i had such a good time. there was an abstract one i would straight up display framed on a wall if i had a wall big enough for it
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you, it might just be because i have a weird fondness for the taste of char but i find un-browned vegetables that look more stewed than seared kind of unappetizing-looking lol
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, ugly but delicious lol. with a less crowded pan i could have gotten some more uniform veg browning and the chicken could have nestled more into the potatoes instead of sitting so plainly on top. but a 12ā skillet would have made the chicken look so lonely!
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
anyway i do always say to learn to cook good food first and then figure out how to make it pretty. putting my money(?) where my mouth is tonight
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i also need to find the tiny capers again. they don't really taste any different, honestly kind of a negligible step down, but they look nicer
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
should have tried to figure out a way saute the potatoes and shallots before adding the cooking liquid, that's not really how the dish is called to be made and my skillet's too crowded for it anyway but that would have been better
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social)
i don't think tonight's meal will come out very pretty but i do think it will come out very tasty
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i am at the top of the high hall!!! but now it's almost time to start making dinner. you cannot save the world without a nice meal of roman chicken cacciatore i do not make the rules
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
man this is taking much longer than i anticipated lol, i am not even at the boss arena yet
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
thank u āŗļø
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao if you played completionist the gathering your allies scene is SO long
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social)
ok i'm GOIN IN wish me and my very faded knowledge of this very complicated game luck
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
just balanced lol, i do not enjoy punishing myself
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
incidentally i know you can heal hit points somewhere in there but does anyone remember if you can restore spell slots once you pass the point of no return in bg3?
Pine Cellar (@pinecellar.bsky.social) reposted
This should have been a Wii Sport
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i managed to save everyone in the first room but absolutely no one in the second room lmao, whatever, it's fine
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
gale (romance), shadowheart, and lae'zel
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
the steel foundry is, just so you know, incredibly hard when you only remember 20% of how the game works. but i had already done my endgame fine detail respeccing so everyone was a god and that pulled me through, i just didn't really remember how or why the builds work anymore
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm doing this in part because i wanna do my dark urge aggrieved paladin but i feel like i should know all the final twists first lol. act 1 is in itself like a perfect game, that's what i wanna play really
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i found act 3 really overpacked and exhausting and kind of just... put it down and never picked it back up right near the end. last night i did the steel foundry and got gortash's netherstone and aside from one quest i simply don't want to do that's everything set for the endgame i think
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social)
i am going to finally face the elder brain today. if u even care
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
agnes wine bar in pasadena. it's very cute and well-curated but definitely overpriced lol
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social)
i am always saying this
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admire and model thyself after the whale! Do thou, too, remain warm among ice. Do thou, too, live in this world without being of it.
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When the czar starts spending a suspicious amount of time micromanaging his palace you know heās in charge and there are definitely no boyars scheming around
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Gonna sound obvious but in retrospect the right's half-century-long campaign to convince the public that the government doesn't actually do a ton of useful stuff was among the most successful PR campaigns ever
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social)
i just want to thank whoever invented leftovers. real for that
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Heās just lazy.
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geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i actually got the mackerel specifically because i used cheap mackerel in this and regretted it lol, so i might recreate it slightly altered
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
sardines are easy, particularly the un-spiced ones, this was a keeper. lightly charred toasts rubbed with garlic, topped with a thin layer of butter, heirloom tomato, sardines, basil, red onion (i quick-pickled them here but decided fresh with a drizzle of acid is better), then olive oil and salt
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i remember thinking i'd do some kind of harissa tomato puree situation with the mussels. which would also go well on a potato. i am using so much potato lately!!!
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
i've never had tinned gar so i have no idea what to do with that. the tuna is just to have because that is a famous brand i've somehow never tried, i will be able to figure that one out lol. and i also have squid, smoked mussels, and three different kinds of sardines in the pantry
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent
the spiced anchovies on pan-fried slices of potato with a sort of lemon-parsley-garlic garnish/condiment? the mackerel chunked and tossed with chopped fresh tomato, lemon, and oregano topped with shaved shallot on toasts?