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@parsnip.bsky.social

festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, los angeles evangelist, he/him made @fionaapplebot.bsky.social šŸ—”ļøšŸ¦

created May 9, 2023

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Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reposted

been seeing a lot of ads like "get ready for fall [with these products]" and i just feel like there should be at least one season that doesn't require preparation

1/9/2025, 8:22:55 PM | 45 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

oh my god lol i don't even understand how that's possible

2/9/2025, 12:49:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

hell yeah roasting pigs in honor of the labor movement

2/9/2025, 12:42:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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here's hoping!

2/9/2025, 12:39:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😌

a rack of red-stained rubbed ribs on a piece of foil on a baking sheet a long rectangular foil-wrapped object on a sheet of tin foil on a baking sheet
2/9/2025, 12:24:27 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

i briefly had gale with a lightning charges build in my first game but never really fleshed it out so i don’t know how necessary the spellsparkler staff would be if i did go that route with one of my casters

1/9/2025, 11:55:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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in other news i’ve been sitting at the rewards screen for the burning inn quest in bg3 act 1 for half an hour because like i DO intend to bring archer astarion everywhere so joltshooter now makes sense but i’m going to have way more pure casters (4) so more good staves makes sense in the long run

1/9/2025, 11:54:06 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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trying something new for the rub specifically because i wanted to use these three fancy jars lol thoughts and prayers appreciated

a small bowl of several mounds of colorful spices on top of a large amount of brown sugar, with jars of black urfa chili, smoked pimenton paprika, and andante mustard powder the spice mix in the bowl now mixed up, with the jars standing next to it
1/9/2025, 11:47:27 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

oh hey i found it lol. so we're trying this. though i may sub a blast up to 500 degrees with convection instead of broiling

1/9/2025, 11:18:09 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah on this question i always start meat down, then maybe the last third of cooking time flipped meat up, then unwrap to broil. but i always forget the temperature and timing lol

1/9/2025, 8:40:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i refuse to learn, apparently

1/9/2025, 8:36:23 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's oven ribs day which means i am once again searching my own skeets to see if i actually said what i did last time and whether or not it came out right because i have never once written it down anywhere

1/9/2025, 8:33:11 PM | 35 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

why do i need a riding mower for fall. what is the grass planning

1/9/2025, 8:27:25 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social)

been seeing a lot of ads like "get ready for fall [with these products]" and i just feel like there should be at least one season that doesn't require preparation

1/9/2025, 8:22:55 PM | 45 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

they’re everywhere and they’re all whatever!! it’s honestly harder to find an actually good smash burger than ever lol

31/8/2025, 10:30:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

just learn to apologize when you misbehave, we all do it, it’s the internet in the bad times, but self-flagellating instead of owning up to it is baby shit. it is shit for babies

31/8/2025, 10:04:41 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social)

nothing i am more immune to than someone getting called out and pulling a ā€œguess im just a worthless idiot šŸ˜”.ā€ maybe you are. that’s frankly none of my business

31/8/2025, 9:51:53 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

i mean not to be rude but it’s very much what is said in the quoted skeet lol

31/8/2025, 9:48:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

my point isn’t that a coup is illegal, it obviously is, it’s that there’s no mechanism for a president to not count absentee votes. state republicans can violate their state constitutions and send in false slates, but that’s not the same thing. there’s no federal tool for banning mail voting

31/8/2025, 9:45:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i was being nice, don’t patronize me

31/8/2025, 9:35:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

how are you imagining this playing out lol

31/8/2025, 9:30:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

haha maybe my generally vegan-friendly la experience speaking here but i feel like it’s not a broadly known term. or wasn’t. maybe it is now! who says the government is out of the public education business

31/8/2025, 9:20:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

the federal government doesn’t decide electors, this is the full dissolution of the union. and maybe we get there! but that’s what it is

31/8/2025, 9:18:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

it’s such a niche thing for what i understand to be a suburban strip mall lol. that’s not where that kind of place goes!

31/8/2025, 9:02:07 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

but also i don’t think most vegetarians or people in general know what the word tallow means

31/8/2025, 9:00:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

oh totally, and it’s such a more expensive way of cooking that you’d assume people would want to advertise it in some way (which i think was probably the misguided idea here), just not in the name of a place that serves almost exclusively fried chicken

31/8/2025, 9:00:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

i do not have food allergies so i have never once asked what a fried food was fried in, in for a penny in for a pound, i take what i get, just like a public bathroom

31/8/2025, 8:55:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

i mean this is the thing lol, why are you telling me if it’s not to signal something!

31/8/2025, 8:53:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah avocado oil has become the sort of high heat olive oil, in that it has a slightly better antioxidant content and fat distribution than seed oils like olive oil does but can be cooked hotter like seed oils can. but unless you’re consuming a ton of it it’s not a big deal lol

31/8/2025, 8:52:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i mean this is a normal amount for a cheeseburger! i’m a big ā€œcheeseburgers are a fairly balanced food, just not for everyday on account of the red meat, it’s the fries you’re worried aboutā€ advocate lol

31/8/2025, 8:47:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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like putting up a sign that says ā€œwe only have TWO bathrooms hereā€ and saying it’s unfair for anyone to judge your intentions in counting your number of bathrooms out loud in signage

31/8/2025, 8:41:18 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

apparently lmao. i saw an image of it and said "why the fuck do they have a giant warehouse space no wonder you're bleeding money" and someone told me it was off to the side of the local grocery

31/8/2025, 8:19:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

i mean i think they maybe do fry the chicken in tallow? which is very expensive to do, and high end fried chicken is kind of a very narrow niche, and not something many people are looking for, my first guess as to why your business is failing wouldn't be "you're right-coded"

31/8/2025, 8:15:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah there was a tallow fries thing here in gastropubs but i did kind of a dive into what this spot was last week and it is very much not that. it's a fried chicken joint with a premium gimmick and prices to match a tenth of a mile from a wing stop, which people read and know means "fried chicken"

31/8/2025, 8:07:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

like a wild amount lol. that's how much i'd expect from a burger, fries, and a soda

31/8/2025, 8:00:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

i can sympathize! maybe he is deeply uninterested in politics and trying to ride a trend. but if the trend is political riding it isn't avoiding politics, it's very much a political act!

31/8/2025, 8:00:19 AM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social)

i mean this is... bullshit lmao. it's a fried chicken shop called tallow. no one sees "tallow" and thinks "bet they have fried chicken." that's not "staying out of the culture wars," it's very much trying to market off of them

31/8/2025, 7:58:46 AM | 44 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

i just looked up a nearby fast food burger and i really am not a calorie counter as a rule but 1070 calories. for a fast food cheeseburger that isn't even going to be very good. a truly ridiculous situation we've put ourselves in

31/8/2025, 7:53:09 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

a genuine knock on as far as i know every major city is that there is not a white castle in any of them. the midwest solved midnight garbage food and we did not accept their wisdom

31/8/2025, 7:51:05 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

i'm not even hungry though i just want a cheeseburger

31/8/2025, 7:44:39 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

i mean i guess it's a saturday night before bars close. i could go get a cheeseburger

31/8/2025, 7:41:35 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social)

god i want a fuckin cheeseburger

31/8/2025, 7:27:31 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social)

like yes i know nothing matters and laws are fake but also what do you think the mechanism for this is, practically? how does this actually happen? stop disenfranchising yourselves in advance

31/8/2025, 7:16:25 AM | 147 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reposted

the president can't ban mail voting. i don't mean this in a "that's against the law!" kind of way, i mean that there is no mechanism for him to do it if, for example, california says "no"

20/8/2025, 8:18:23 PM | 143 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

fuckin edgy emo sadboy lyrics added to the most iconic song in the soundtrack in the end credits???? that's what i'm FUCKING talking about. ladies and gentlemen it is with great pleasure that i present to you: video games

31/8/2025, 7:02:18 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

my narrative ending was great though. i didn’t think i’d manage to eke out a true good boy ending but everything worked out in a way i liked and i am the goodest of all boys

31/8/2025, 5:49:46 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i did it i am the savior i am so cool!!!!!

31/8/2025, 5:08:08 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh there's just a bunch of random shit clogging up the screen and making you pay for every bit of turn economy. that's boring lol

31/8/2025, 4:33:24 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

gotta be honest the first stage of this final boss doesn't even feel challenging in a thoughtful way, it just feels extremely annoying

31/8/2025, 4:30:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

ok after a not so brief intermission to cook and eat dinner and also repost county fair content we are BACK AT IT we are BESIEGING THE BRAIN

31/8/2025, 3:46:21 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the only way i can describe it is as a situationist quilt

31/8/2025, 3:42:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jays aka Clovis (@clovislives.bsky.social) reposted

This is a great time to remind everyone that EOs aren’t laws, the federal government doesn’t manage voting in this way, and it’s all a scare tactic and any reporting that doesn’t provide that context is enabling potentially lawless activity.

31/8/2025, 2:50:31 AM | 2512 929 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

they'd definitely been in these display cases for like 6 weeks so i imagine in more ways than one lol

31/8/2025, 3:33:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

they're super popular here! idk if it's an all around goat competition thing because the stub ears let you see their features better or if it's because california feels a kind of ownership of them, historically lol

31/8/2025, 3:31:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they are cookies

31/8/2025, 3:29:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

wait so did yours not give you the scores. at the orange county fair they had all the grades and our favorite one got no prizes but 10s across the board EXCEPT in correctness and multiple judges' honors, as if to say "you played with convention and are disqualified but we see you and your artistry"

31/8/2025, 3:20:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

inarguably the best thing was the deep fried cookie dough on a stick, but it also felt profane, unsettling, like with each bite some deep seal in the bowels of creation was being broken

what looks like a corn dog on a stick in a tray mounded with powdered sugar and finished with a delicate, expert drizzle of thin chocolate sauce
9/8/2025, 6:34:42 PM | 59 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

unlike the quilts, which i knew in the abstract existed and had competitions, i had never heard of or imagined the table settings in my LIFE. incidentally the quilts were all hung up above the table settings to make full use of the space lol. the good quilt was over the ai sherlock table šŸ˜’

31/8/2025, 3:15:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

crispy chicken thighs are a passion of mine lol

31/8/2025, 3:13:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

however the most important thing in the crafts fair was the legend of terri sherman & jingles. why did they escape. where are they now. who runs the top secret high security, xmas underground. ā€œharmless &ā€ā€¦ what

two dog-dragon-like creatures made of fir tree branches and christmas decorations stood on a display table. one is lighter green with tighter fir fur, candy cane swirl eyes? and silver, red, and green decorations, it looks crazed and has its branch maw wide open. behind is a smaller more docile one with gold eyes and red, silver, and gold decorations we agreed that the latter is Terri Sherman and the former is jingles Tara Lupo Project X H&H-444 Holiday-themed Items 2nd place 03 - All Other Craft Items, specify Terri Sherman & jingles escape from a top secret high security, Xmas underground. Harmless & Entry#: 4284 WEN=: E0D8F For Sale 300 two women enjoying terri sherman and jingles, one pointing and the other seemingly collapsed on the railing
9/8/2025, 6:19:44 PM | 31 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

here is my favorite goat. she’s beautiful, she’s a model, she is the moment, we left the dairy goat competition in protest when she was robbed

a beautiful cream colored dairy goat posed in front of her handler, looking coyly at a 3/4 head turn at the camera with a winning smile same goat, now looking head on at the camera. she’s gorgeous and she knows it
9/8/2025, 5:35:29 PM | 159 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reposted

hey do you guys wanna see some pics from the orange county fair. i didn’t take that many because i was having Too Much Fun but here is the raptor, easily the best ride there and also the reason i can’t turn my head all the way today

a green and orange small metal rollercoaster with a spin y ride and ferris wheel visible on either side lit up in neon lights as the sun goes down under a darkening clear blue sky. people and vendors are around in front of the rides
9/8/2025, 5:12:08 PM | 199 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

UGH i could have sworn i took a picture of it but it's not there

31/8/2025, 3:08:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

lemme see if i can find the funky one i loved

31/8/2025, 3:06:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i thin about it all the time but i cannot be trusted with a hand torch lmao, a disaster waiting to happen

31/8/2025, 3:06:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

i did not even know there was a quilt competition at the (next county over, to be fair) fair until this year and i had such a good time. there was an abstract one i would straight up display framed on a wall if i had a wall big enough for it

31/8/2025, 3:04:01 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

thank you, it might just be because i have a weird fondness for the taste of char but i find un-browned vegetables that look more stewed than seared kind of unappetizing-looking lol

31/8/2025, 3:00:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah, ugly but delicious lol. with a less crowded pan i could have gotten some more uniform veg browning and the chicken could have nestled more into the potatoes instead of sitting so plainly on top. but a 12ā€ skillet would have made the chicken look so lonely!

a cast iron skillet with three browned-skin chicken thighs on quartered baby yukon potatoes and wedged shallots, browned in spots, in a pale opaque yellow-brown sauce coating them along with visible capers, topped with coarsely chopped parsley
31/8/2025, 2:52:17 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

anyway i do always say to learn to cook good food first and then figure out how to make it pretty. putting my money(?) where my mouth is tonight

31/8/2025, 2:13:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

i also need to find the tiny capers again. they don't really taste any different, honestly kind of a negligible step down, but they look nicer

31/8/2025, 2:09:54 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

should have tried to figure out a way saute the potatoes and shallots before adding the cooking liquid, that's not really how the dish is called to be made and my skillet's too crowded for it anyway but that would have been better

31/8/2025, 2:08:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i don't think tonight's meal will come out very pretty but i do think it will come out very tasty

31/8/2025, 2:05:05 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

i am at the top of the high hall!!! but now it's almost time to start making dinner. you cannot save the world without a nice meal of roman chicken cacciatore i do not make the rules

31/8/2025, 1:06:06 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

man this is taking much longer than i anticipated lol, i am not even at the boss arena yet

31/8/2025, 12:44:20 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

thank u ā˜ŗļø

30/8/2025, 11:37:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

lmao if you played completionist the gathering your allies scene is SO long

30/8/2025, 11:36:48 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ok i'm GOIN IN wish me and my very faded knowledge of this very complicated game luck

30/8/2025, 10:07:29 PM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

just balanced lol, i do not enjoy punishing myself

30/8/2025, 9:56:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

incidentally i know you can heal hit points somewhere in there but does anyone remember if you can restore spell slots once you pass the point of no return in bg3?

30/8/2025, 9:52:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pine Cellar (@pinecellar.bsky.social) reposted

This should have been a Wii Sport

30/8/2025, 9:06:26 PM | 1639 366 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

i managed to save everyone in the first room but absolutely no one in the second room lmao, whatever, it's fine

30/8/2025, 9:08:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

gale (romance), shadowheart, and lae'zel

30/8/2025, 9:06:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

the steel foundry is, just so you know, incredibly hard when you only remember 20% of how the game works. but i had already done my endgame fine detail respeccing so everyone was a god and that pulled me through, i just didn't really remember how or why the builds work anymore

30/8/2025, 9:03:35 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

i'm doing this in part because i wanna do my dark urge aggrieved paladin but i feel like i should know all the final twists first lol. act 1 is in itself like a perfect game, that's what i wanna play really

30/8/2025, 9:00:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

i found act 3 really overpacked and exhausting and kind of just... put it down and never picked it back up right near the end. last night i did the steel foundry and got gortash's netherstone and aside from one quest i simply don't want to do that's everything set for the endgame i think

30/8/2025, 8:58:50 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i am going to finally face the elder brain today. if u even care

30/8/2025, 8:56:55 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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agnes wine bar in pasadena. it's very cute and well-curated but definitely overpriced lol

30/8/2025, 8:50:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i am always saying this

30/8/2025, 8:48:06 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moby Dick (@mobydickatsea.bsky.social) reposted

admire and model thyself after the whale! Do thou, too, remain warm among ice. Do thou, too, live in this world without being of it.

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Profile picture Matthew Downhour (@matthewdownhour.bsky.social) reposted

When the czar starts spending a suspicious amount of time micromanaging his palace you know he’s in charge and there are definitely no boyars scheming around

30/8/2025, 8:22:14 PM | 51 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Levitan (@davelevitan.bsky.social) reposted

Gonna sound obvious but in retrospect the right's half-century-long campaign to convince the public that the government doesn't actually do a ton of useful stuff was among the most successful PR campaigns ever

30/8/2025, 8:22:47 PM | 677 134 | View on Bluesky | view

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i just want to thank whoever invented leftovers. real for that

30/8/2025, 7:51:02 PM | 24 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted

Not him tryna dodge the draft!

Dean Cain with a sling on his arm which is probably fine @RealDeanCain X.com Small mishap — will heal fully and quickly—so happy that it's a college football weekend!!
30/8/2025, 6:35:14 PM | 1097 113 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd.bsky.social) reposted

He’s just lazy.

30/8/2025, 7:45:11 PM | 169 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Louisiana Families for Vaccines (@lafamilies4vax.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 7:11:34 PM | 117 54 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

i actually got the mackerel specifically because i used cheap mackerel in this and regretted it lol, so i might recreate it slightly altered

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Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

sardines are easy, particularly the un-spiced ones, this was a keeper. lightly charred toasts rubbed with garlic, topped with a thin layer of butter, heirloom tomato, sardines, basil, red onion (i quick-pickled them here but decided fresh with a drizzle of acid is better), then olive oil and salt

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Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

i remember thinking i'd do some kind of harissa tomato puree situation with the mussels. which would also go well on a potato. i am using so much potato lately!!!

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Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

i've never had tinned gar so i have no idea what to do with that. the tuna is just to have because that is a famous brand i've somehow never tried, i will be able to figure that one out lol. and i also have squid, smoked mussels, and three different kinds of sardines in the pantry

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Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reply parent

the spiced anchovies on pan-fried slices of potato with a sort of lemon-parsley-garlic garnish/condiment? the mackerel chunked and tossed with chopped fresh tomato, lemon, and oregano topped with shaved shallot on toasts?

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