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DD FlubDub 🇨🇦

@perfectparanoia.bsky.social

🇨🇦Mother to 3 humans, 2 dogs and 2 cats.

created November 20, 2024

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Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

It was loonie dog night. They were prepared. www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/spor...

27/8/2025, 12:57:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Like, who are you texting where anyone would need that? These are not formal documents.

21/8/2025, 5:01:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I have to get one every two years. In Canada. My GI often schedules it a week out. (And then I complain it’s too fast!) They also won’t let me poop in a box. Damn underlying conditions.

21/8/2025, 4:23:24 PM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I needed a non-emergency surgery and the surgeon just booked me the next week because I was easy. In Canada. Because our providers can make decisions. No insurance people getting in the way. (Didn’t even have to pay for parking as was dropped off and picked up.)

21/8/2025, 4:21:09 PM | 60 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Towards your employees. What happened to treating your employees well? I’m blessed because my job still tries to but this is insane.

21/8/2025, 1:20:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

When I worked at a place that sold lunches for students, they gave us an allowance for a meal for every shift. And we had first dibs on anything that was expiring before it was tossed. This was pretty standard in the 90’s. I hate it here.

21/8/2025, 1:18:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

What does it say about me that I would just let him have his side? By rolling to my husband’s side but still.

20/8/2025, 8:31:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for the reminder! Just moved to a new city. Which means I get to check out the library and get a card!

20/8/2025, 12:29:54 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Alberta.

19/8/2025, 10:55:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

As a ‘do onto others’ Christian, I would be offended but all the crap that is being done in Jesus’ name leads me to believe you’re not too far off. Be kind to others, dammit! 🤬

18/8/2025, 5:40:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, but what cult then? I am obviously not in the know.

18/8/2025, 2:07:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a Democrat.

18/8/2025, 5:23:32 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Flight attendants. Didn’t we stop calling them stewardesses 50 years ago?

18/8/2025, 1:45:04 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the kind of thing that should be on your mantle! Screw this over-decorated crap. The things my kids made/make are what I look at and smile. This is just so…beautiful. 🥲

15/8/2025, 2:42:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I do! She was actually spayed before the trap and was chipped. But they didn’t notice until after they tipped her! No owner could be found and any trace of feral is long gone.

14/8/2025, 9:32:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope.

14/8/2025, 5:56:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Our ‘feral’ cat is currently sitting in my husband’s lap SCREAMING at him because we had to go out for too long today. So ‘feral’ that she was taken in for TNR, they snipped her ear before doing the spay only to discover she was spayed and chipped. When I met her, she sat in my lap and purred. 🤷🏻‍♀️

12/8/2025, 3:27:22 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

And then bill them for it….

12/8/2025, 2:16:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. I am all in on that. (Except maybe tequila. Can we even grow agave here? But I have always gotten Mexican tequila and they are our buds.)

7/8/2025, 1:20:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

They are good, don’t get me wrong. But I live here. 😂 Which means I get to try before I buy. When I run out of wine, I just spend a few hours trying a few new wineries. So, I am a little biased. Believe me, if I ever make it to the West, I’m all in!

7/8/2025, 1:14:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Niagara wineries for me! They all have a wonderful fruity essence that makes them my favourite! www.destinationontario.com/en-ca/things...

7/8/2025, 12:55:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Eyes of the Dragon by @stephenking.bsky.social His voice just sounds like mine in my head. I can feel myself in every character. (Though, it’s possible that my voice has been moulded by his. Started reading him at 8 with Firestarter.)

6/8/2025, 3:23:58 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Listening to one right now. And chicadees and cicadas. (Just moved to a new house and this is my backyard!)

5/8/2025, 12:00:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Texas State Rep. not Federal Rep. oertx.highered.texas.gov/courseware/l...

4/8/2025, 8:50:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Ditto. I have so much respect and appreciation for them! But once an animal enters my house, they become family. (I am trying to keep it to two cats and two dogs.)

4/8/2025, 6:47:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree. This extends to my kids. I do my best when they somehow obtain one to get the stains out but it’s not always possible.

31/7/2025, 3:19:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

We do, too. But my baseline symptoms always lead to them saying I need to go to Emerg. 🤷🏻‍♀️

30/7/2025, 9:55:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I actually have a written checklist to determine if it’s time for the hospital. Fuck chronic conditions with inconsistent symptoms.

30/7/2025, 9:44:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

And that’s how we like it! 🇨🇦

30/7/2025, 2:48:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

There are times when I have a monologue (such as reading and composing this sentence). But other times, there are amorphous blobs of thoughts, remembered sensations or colours. When I am deep in thought and figuring something complicated out there are never words.

29/7/2025, 2:07:07 AM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Just out of curiosity, if they have gotten rid of the lead, is this for a different problem or are they waiting for testing? Have they told you anything?

28/7/2025, 2:52:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. There are back and chafing issues then. But I do wear a sleep bra 90% of the time now. And stretchy pants. The shoes I had to give up about ten years ago. All my joints went haywire. Now, only sport sandals in summer and hiking shoes in winter.

27/7/2025, 3:49:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

The only worries were that anyone thought I was on that side. I am on the side of humans! All of them!

26/7/2025, 8:09:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry. I don’t know where my brain is today.

26/7/2025, 6:52:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. She verbalized them in the video but he said them. Whatever. I meant that I don’t think he is a radical. He is pretty much in line with my views.

26/7/2025, 6:41:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I meant one opinion of his. I am a socialist. I have said that millionaires shouldn’t get second homes and that government should provide housing, etc.

26/7/2025, 6:11:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

There is not one opinion that she said that I have not espoused at one time or another.

26/7/2025, 5:44:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

It can be worse if they are sitting across the room within eyeshot and you can read their mind from their expressions.

26/7/2025, 4:02:49 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Be we knew AFTER he was elected. We knew about Trump BEFORE he was elected. And, somehow, he still was?

25/7/2025, 5:41:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s been happening for at least 25 years on produce (especially fruit). You have to look at the packaging itself or the sticker. The signs are rarely changed in terms of country of origin. (I am a fruit snob. Especially for things like apples, there is no reason not to have them locally.)

24/7/2025, 6:52:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

inspection.canada.ca/en/food-labe...

24/7/2025, 6:46:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

And why it is everyone else’s responsibility to get vaccinated to protect those children. If all the rest of us are vaccinated, it doesn’t spread reducing the risk for anyone who can’t get the vaccine. The government should be pounding this into our heads.

23/7/2025, 4:35:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, the child also has to go somewhere for treatment. And the vaccine cannot be administered to immunocompromised children and they do not get full immunity until their second shot at 4-6 years old. So, the child could be legitimately unvaccinated. (So, the rest of us need to be.)

23/7/2025, 4:30:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel for all the parents whose children are there for treatment. Having a sick child is bad enough. Having them potentially exposed to measles where they are getting treatment is horrific.

23/7/2025, 4:21:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Is is just a Newfie thing to call farting having ‘the wind?’ Because it makes this bluegrass album hilarious in my mind.

22/7/2025, 3:29:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I am an old, married type. I still have sex for fun. I don’t think I am unique.

15/7/2025, 1:36:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

So, you have never had sex for enjoyment? Because no birth control is 100% effective. Accidents happen.

15/7/2025, 12:34:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

It is stupid. We have sexual desires and shit is going to happen Once the child is here, they should not be punished for their parents bad choices or luck. They should be supported whatever that looks like.

14/7/2025, 11:39:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

We should also live in a society where most people are afforded the opportunity to be able to afford children. It is worse in the US, but even in Canada, the average person cannot afford this.

14/7/2025, 4:07:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Again, I am Canadian. As I have a spouse and both of us are employed in good paying jobs, I do not receive any credit for my children. The only benefit I get for them is additional health benefits provided from my employer. (Which is not legally required but is part of my compensation package.)

14/7/2025, 4:04:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, once the child is here, regardless of the income or responsibility of the parents, we, as a society, have a responsibility to the child to ensure that they are taken care of.

14/7/2025, 3:58:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

As they should. If we do not start having more children, the ability of our society and economy to survive is at risk. I am in Canada, we know and welcome the fact that immigration can help to fill those holes. But having children is part of the solution, as well.

14/7/2025, 3:57:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree but it leads to concerns of not wanting to pay for schools, SNAP, Medicare for them because ‘it should be the parents’ responsibility.’ Something I hear from non-parents who don’t realize we need to support future generations so our society survives.

14/7/2025, 3:22:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

If you don’t like any part of your constituency, including children, I would think that you should not be running for office.

14/7/2025, 3:18:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Temporary Restraining Order

12/7/2025, 3:49:44 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I live in Ontario, Canada. I have only ever gotten Amber Alerts and severe weather warnings. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Maybe one every 6 months?

12/7/2025, 2:28:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would you disable them? I didn’t even know you could until now.

12/7/2025, 1:09:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

The ‘plane’ versus ‘plain’ pun…

11/7/2025, 5:17:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody wants my crippled ass in the army but I am ready to coordinate and organize whatever helps any war effort we put forth.

11/7/2025, 4:21:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I see what you did there. Brava!

11/7/2025, 4:19:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

@metallica.com Did you approve them using your music?

10/7/2025, 10:51:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Brown shirts didn’t wear masks. So, one could argue that this is worse.

9/7/2025, 11:42:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I suspect that she has evidence that will come out if she disappears or dies. Because otherwise they would have gotten rid of her by now.

8/7/2025, 2:22:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I suspect there is no ‘list’ explicitly. They would have to compile it from the loads of evidence they have. So, they are just not doing it to keep the perpetrators safe. Hopefully, we will see the docs with a new administration? 🤷🏻‍♀️

8/7/2025, 2:21:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I truly think they never compiled the data into a list. So, they figure they are, technically, not lying. But the data still exists. Congress should be asking for it (even though the Dems don’t have enough votes to get it).

7/7/2025, 5:06:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

And since every state is a little bit different, they should be putting out public announcements for each state saying what will change and how.

7/7/2025, 5:04:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

🇨🇦 I love my country and others do, too! 🇨🇦

7/7/2025, 3:17:20 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the way.

4/7/2025, 2:15:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

You know your kids but the things I usually forget are condiments. If they are mustard or ketchup fans, put that on there, too. (For me, it’s Sriracha and soy sauce.) I was lucky, I started at about 15 collecting any old kitchen stuff from extended family so had cutlery and such.

2/7/2025, 9:28:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Saturday night and last night. I suspect there will be more today and tomorrow. And, likely, this weekend for good measure. My dog has to be drugged and even then, he is so upset I am worried he is going to have a heart attack. What happened to only allowing them on Canada Day proper?

30/6/2025, 4:36:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I am Christian. I don’t go to a fancy church. I try to walk in the footsteps of Jesus and give all those around me kindness and grace. Sometimes I fail. But I try. These people don’t know what it means to have God’s love in their hearts. They think the label is the key. But it isn’t. Living it is.

30/6/2025, 5:48:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

These lines upon my face, I'd be a fool to erase cause they show my place in this world -‘Happy Baby’ Shaye (Good Canadian group)

29/6/2025, 8:18:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know if it’s ‘wrong’ but I’m pretty sure it’s illegal.

29/6/2025, 2:05:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Go Krista! You can do it! Keep up with the fluids! (But know your limits, if the pain gets too much, it might be too big to pass and go back to the hospital even though it sucks.)

29/6/2025, 2:04:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

His and my mom’s. I could get my BFF if given two tries. That should be enough in an emergency. I hope. And to think, I used to know hundreds of phone numbers.

29/6/2025, 1:06:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

How old is the can?

28/6/2025, 6:42:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

The moments I feel most connected to my God is when I am feeding friends and family or eating what they have made with love. That is my church. So, yeah, sitting with people and eating their expressions of love is and important part of community.

27/6/2025, 6:21:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I just hope they make publicly available what the circumstances of his death were. If there is anything they could have done to prevent it, this is not going to go well for them.

27/6/2025, 3:38:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

If it could just not be ten ‘other’ things for a few days. I am running out of adult. (Earlier, I was having an emotional breakdown from all the things. It was cured by eating and taking a break. But mostly eating.)

27/6/2025, 6:34:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m old enough to have had a paper license so had a momentary panic attack. 😂 (I am renowned for laundering cheques. They don’t make it.)

26/6/2025, 2:35:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

We say that with babies, usually. Cause, damn, when they hit that point, you are not getting them to sleep. (Well, there are some tricks to doing so but it will still take longer than normal.)

26/6/2025, 2:30:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

We’ve always called it ‘punchy.’ Is that a Newfie thing or a Canadian thing? And, yes, many times.

26/6/2025, 2:26:23 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I sometimes use a cane. It is for balance but I can stand on one foot long enough to use it for other things.

25/6/2025, 8:37:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

And the basket is a bassinet! We were given one before our birth at a trade show. These would be game changers for new moms!

25/6/2025, 6:23:49 PM | 22 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Already here in Ontario. And the AC in the car is on the fritz so I can’t even go get a Blizzard.

24/6/2025, 1:26:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope. The Nazis actually kept good records. This is, somehow, worse.

24/6/2025, 1:21:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. They can magically make more oil come out of the ground. Immediately. There is no building of anything required. And they can get infinite flow out. /s

23/6/2025, 3:15:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I have EDS, and subluxations are real. They hurt almost as much as a full dislocation. I have two or three a day in various joints. It is not fun. A chiropractor isn’t going to fix it though.

23/6/2025, 4:56:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Toys R Us still does one. I assure you it is intensely dog-eared by my youngest.

23/6/2025, 3:44:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Except, Trump has this ability to win people over and make them feel special. JD Vance has the charisma of a wet blanket. (Trump is a cult leader type. Vance, not so much.)

21/6/2025, 4:44:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I still don’t really understand how he is even still in politics let alone the leader of the Conservative Party.

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Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he is doing it with great patience and class.

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Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

How is this not an Onion headline? What is happening?

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Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

@tizzyent.bsky.social any help here?

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Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I still do that to my kids in a pinch.

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Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Ummm…the bible says not to do that so I’m going with yes.

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Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. If they are in bed I will move it to a laundry basket. If I am feeling very generous, I will fold it. Because I still can’t help momming sometimes.

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Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Aside: is there a good parenting book for getting your kids through this stuff? I have tried to be open-minded and open about everything but some things are very hard to explain at an age-appropriate level without traumatizing them. Healthy fear is good. Trauma is bad.

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Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

I went off a little too hard on my MIL who had left my kid alone on the internet on her iPad. I get it, this stuff didn’t exist when she was a parent and she uses the internet for good but it is so easy to get to the bad stuff (He’s only 8. All this will come but he’s not ready yet.)

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Profile picture DD FlubDub 🇨🇦 (@perfectparanoia.bsky.social) reply parent

Meh. I just forward those to the correct recipient(s) and, if their stuff is in the way when I want to use my dryer, I temporarily change the wifi password. This gets them to find me. And then they move their crap. (Usually with an apology since they want wifi back.)

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