Maybe they could name it Operation [Chinese mineral used in carvings] [the place where you steer a ship].
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Maybe they could name it Operation [Chinese mineral used in carvings] [the place where you steer a ship].
It never has to end!
Crazy idea: what if we make electricity cost more for non-residential use.
If he really does kick it, do not let the gop blame this all on him They wanted this too
I think the evidence right now is that a woman has a 3-5% handicap. Not a lot, but it swings a lot of states.
I get “Joe Six-Pack” and “autoerotic asphyxiation,” what a year.
Why in the Epstein hell are we about to attack Venezuela right now?
Hey! Just icymi: FEMA is now evicting THOUSANDS of Hurricane Helene survivors Our government hates us. And millions voted for this degree of brutality and cruelty. Why?
Who’s #3?
I like how you think!
What job did he recently fuck up to earn an ambassadorship?
Ouch…
JD Vance: “Trump is a really bad candidate and frankly, I think, a really bad person.” { ht: @patriottakes.bsky.social }
War Is Peace, I’ve been assured.
That’s a very blurry picture. Could be anyone.
Not sure whose fault it is primarily that most people don't seem to know that the president is basically a manager whose job is to carry out the will of Congress, and not The Country's Boss
This is why our plans to remodel and to buy a new vehicle are on hold.
Ron DeSantis is the pissiest governor in the country.
Evil. *This* is end-stage capitalism: Genocide for profit.
Trump/RFK are decapitating our public health system, a pillar of American greatness. So Dem Govs should scour every corner of the law for creative new ways to defend their people from this madness. Dems should polarize this debate to the max. Thoughts on this here: newrepublic.com/article/1998...
This is the type of person Trump pardoned. He proudly asserts that they should have injured a US Capitol Police Officer worse than they did on January 6th (@sergeantaqgo.bsky.social) had to medically retire). But MAGA supports law enforcement? Seriously? Then show me by condemning this guy.
Why do you appreciate unions? I’ll start: Weekends off Paid vacations Work breaks Sick leave Paid holidays No child labor Safer working conditions Health care and retirement benefits
I called dibs on the cheap beer and iced tea concession tent outside the cemetery gate.
I’m absolutely begging reporters to stop suggesting that Lisa Cook stated that she would use both properties as a principal residence on her mortgage APPLICATIONS Mortgage APPLICATIONS and mortgage AGREEMENTS are not the same thing We have no idea what she represented on the APPLICATIONS
Be better than one who wasn’t on deaths door, I think?
OMG (this is in 42-point font, in my mind)
nice work if you can get it!
It won’t just be “Muslims” cheering from the rooftops in New Jersey.
Either he shows his face and we’re all collectively disappointed, or there’s good news 🎉 and then we’re all collectively disappointed as we remember JD.
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
This crime at Social Security might amount to the biggest data theft in human history. Committed by a government against its own citizens. I don’t think anyone has begun to grasp the sheer scale of corruption and institutional destruction that has occurred in the last few months. Era-defining.
Seismologists will be able to visualize the vibrations around the globe as everyone groans, or everyone claps their hands, yells “HOT DAMN!” and then groans as they contemplate three years of JD.
just tuned into fox news this morning
DOGE wasn’t a cost-cutting venture. It was a data mining operation for private interests. Trump opened the gates to the castle from inside for invaders with bad and greedy intent to plunder and exploit.
This is like in Peter Pan where the audience tries to revive Tinkerbell with applause. Except, you know, the opposite.
‘WHY CAN’T YOU HEAR ME?AM I DEAD?’
So what you’re saying is if Joseph Ladapo is your state’s Surgeon General, you’re fucked.
Womp womp
It always makes headlines but people have been getting plague in NM for many decades. I read about a 1961 outbreak in Pecos from a prairie dog town in a park. Hantavirus is actually scarier IMO.
Barn door, horse, yadda yadda…
OOPSIE!
I remember riding the gondola over the Mississippi River at the New Orleans Worlds Fair. It was cool as shit and I didn’t get shot even though the other side of the river was a pretty rough place.
The real tyranny is all the “employees must wash hands after using the restroom” signs in restaurants.
Shadow Docket ACTIVATE!
Not even kidding, I hope folks give this the westboro baptist church treatment.
No notes
15 thousand million/10
Speaking of crowns, I hope Stevie has some sunblock on.
Mike Johnson makes clear that when Congress returns next week he's going to work tirelessly to cover up the Epstein files
If they've all mastered their parade steps, it will be a sight to see.
it's literally davenport abuser language.
These "Friends of Ron" got away with a quarter billion dollars that could have gone to fixing the fucking potholes or giving raises to the florida teachers who somehow keep at it, despite all his bullshit.
Run him out of town on a rail!
“Put Cliven Bundy on the Twenty Dollar Bill!”
I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do. Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.
The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)
Read this. Fuck AI
the ai guys are very afraid of legislation i will personally only back democrats who support ai legislation every time we take this hands-off approach the people get fucked mortgages, crypto, etc
Florida teachers don’t get raises, but the state has 200 million to give away to politically connected private prison contractors, for nothing.
That was the month I joined. No hate, but it wasn’t what I came here for…
Robert E. Lee killed more U.S. troops in battle than Adolph Hitler and Osama bin Laden combined
Don’t look away
Idk about vibes, but traffic was off the chain.
Was it @gregdoucette.bsky.social who referred to the “Magic Cheeseburger” that would put him out of our misery? 🪄 🍔
Pretty much any kind of biologist is not accurately represented on the shows. But they do get cameos in the nature documentaries.
Consommé and why not?
It’s a short walk from “paid organ donation” to “unpaid organ donation but not the good kind”.
Not much of a caricature artist, but hey. Odds that Florida still has to pay out the quarter-billion in contracts they signed to build and run this joint?
It’s been this way for almost 40 years. But it’s the gullible public that eats up the NRA lie that gun control is the real tyranny and guns will save us from dictatorship.
We can't talk about rights without correctly assigning responsibility. I think from first principles our machines cannot accept responsibility, and people cannot use fancy machines and computer programs to *evade* responsibility. Some real person has to be answerable.
Is there any legal bright line that establishes that humans have to be ultimately responsible for the actions of their machines? We cannot get to the point where someone can invent and unleash a Killbot, and then the ensuing murders are simply the Killbot’s fault, or a legal act of god.
What the actual fuck. My tour of graves to piss on is gonna take up all my annual leave.
[mandolin starts playing in my brain] Thanks, Dok.
Washington should be a red state, and then ICE would leave them be.
wtf is this nonsense? He thinks he can understand kid’s “mitochondrial challenges” just by looking at them? This is an insane person.
But he is a Libertarian living an Atomized Life, so he has no need of that type of traditional social control.
I also remember being taught 2nd world was referring to Communist countries, back in the 1980s.
“Mostly Harmless”
He was a Methodist.
He was a preacher who I’m sure never had occasion to use it. I think he inherited it from his own grandfather.
“My Meta Glasses tell me you’re carrying something called a ‘Shillelagh.’ How is that even pronounc—?” [THUNK]
My grandfather had one with a heavy brass handle that was attached to a fucking sword concealed in the cane.
Jesus Christ. A "sustained rhythm of gunfire"? Too early to know anything yet, but can't help wondering whether shooter used a newly re-legalized bump stock. Either way, thanks, NRA and Republicans. www.startribune.com/minneapolis-...
Rep. @jrclemmons.bsky.social asking @govbilllee some fair questions…
Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of angry men? It is the music of a roast beef, cheese and mayo on whole grain!
Post a movie gif from the year you were born
This isn't gonna change until we get new large dollar donors...
FUCK YOU EZEKIEL
Po-Boy Beats Po-Po
National guard soldiers who are doctors, lawyers, business owners, teachers, firefighters, and parents now mobilized to spread mulch because the ones who were hired to do that were canned and there’s no criminals that need machine gunning.
YOU are responsible for the things your machine does!
I’ve been reading a lot of military theory & history lately and one of the themes everyone keeps coming back is the idea of initiative - The initiative is being the actor, not the reactor, and the Dems just treat the gop as a force of nature to react to instead of one you can pummel
This guy has evicted Lindsey Graham from trump’s taint
🤮
This photo doesn’t show the 82nd Airborne forcing you to turn the knob at gunpoint!
We’ve got Governors Sam Malone and Norm Peterson from Cheers both fighting Trump’s overreach. Sam has great hair and lots of girlfriends, but they don’t all yell “SAAAMM!!!” when he walks through the door. #JBPritzker