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“The Far Away Military” - Trump must be referring to Emperor Palpatine’s garrisoning of Sandtroopers on Tatooine.
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“The Far Away Military” - Trump must be referring to Emperor Palpatine’s garrisoning of Sandtroopers on Tatooine.
Alt U.S. Department of Labor (@alt-dol.altgov.info) reposted
Generations of workers in America bled and died to win dignity on the job. They stood together against those who refused to recognize their humanity. On Labor Day, as fascism rises again, we honor those who came before us and carry forward their spirit of solidarity & defiance. Fight like hell. ✊
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social)
And a clear and present danger to public health.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
And antidepressant medication, per RFK the Lesser.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
We know that in his usual, unhinged imbecilic rants, he often includes his whole first/last name, with middle initial. Now he is resorting to initials. If he did write this, it signifies less cognitive bandwidth (not like that was ever his strong suit) and suggests diminished physiological capacity.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Who holds a phone like that?! And that is his right hand - yet the bruising previously visible directly below the knuckles is absent.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Summoning Cthulhu now, I see.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
No weird, random capitalization, either. Usually he’d improperly capitalize Weak and Pathetic. This is either ghost written or he’s suddenly learned what proper nouns are.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Must be some mitochondrial challenges.
Carter P. Hayes (@allchronology.com) reposted
Everything we take for granted — weekends, paid vacations, sick leave, safer workplaces, health care — exists because of unions.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
The Blue States can count on us, blue specks that we may be, to support the resistance in Red States.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Which polling location is Trump going to wait in line to vote in, since paper ballots are out and his the bigly best most healthiest person on the planet?
Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@lookitup.baby) reposted
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social)
Cutting the resources, supports, and services to address violence, offering thoughts and prayers as a response - how’s that working for you, MAGA?
Eliana (@otrodia.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
“If you’ve ever compared #RFKJr to Doctor #Fauci … you see the disregard for #science and #facts, the endless expertise, the continuous passion for #publichealth, the seriousness and care Dr. Fauci exercised while taking that awesome responsibility. They’re completely different. “ #FuckTheGOP
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Damnatio Memoriae.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re watching Project 2025 unfold like choreography; the consolidation of power in the executive, embedding ideological loyalists and cronies in government positions, rolling back civil rights and health protections via fiat, and abandonment of science for nationalist Christian faith healing.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
ICE hiring standards [might] preclude mobility scooters, but at this point, it’s anybody’s guess.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
He’ll just order new loveseats, for “Executive Time.”
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Wasn’t the National Guard mobilized for a crime emergency to restore safety and order? So, what’s the crisis here - litter and inadequate mulch distribution?
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
For the funeral procession RFK the Lesser can just chainsaw off Trump’s head and strap it to the roof of Cadillac One.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile, Stephen Miller is busy shrinking dead bodies and reanimating them as dwarf-like slaves to serve him in another dimension.
Theta Salmon (@thetasalmon.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Clots and Prayers…
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social)
Are the Psychopomps roosting on the roof of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue? Asking for a friend.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Accessorized with his Nobel Peace Prize medal.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Just the one with his sofa.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, did he switch to guyliner that won’t run as he faux-weeps?
Dan Emerson (@danemers.bsky.social) reposted
Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender — 4. Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193. Hope that helps.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Follow the money. It was an experiment for what they could get away with, but also grifted funds straight back to DeSantis donor pockets.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Children aged 1-4 remain at the highest risk group for drowning death; over 4,500 people die from drowning annually as of 2020-2022, and the trend data is increasing for what is largely preventable deaths. Funding cut because MAGA does not value the lives of children or adults.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Ethel Rosenberg was executed for less than most of these treasonous J6 traitors did, and yet they’re rewarded by the Trump regime.
IDDQD (@tosmithereens.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Give a human failure a ballistic vest and he will behave like a human failure in a ballistic vest.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, is Ernst going to replace the Grim Reaper or the Crypt Keeper?
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social)
Also got his ass handed to him by a teenage girl.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Tastes like fascism.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social)
We are all Sandwich Guy! #Resist #HoosierSky #FDT
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Once the FOA is posted on the Federal Register, we need to deluge it with grant proposals. Dilute the pool so it doesn’t go to the grifters and conservatives. I’ll help every deserving non-profit I know.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social)
We will continue to build community despite Trump’s efforts to dismantle the social fabric of our country. #HoosierSky #Indiana #Resist
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
“Don’t trust the experts?” WTF?! Do we really want my unemployed sister-in-law with a ninth grade education doing open heart surgery? Or maybe my neighbor should operate CERN? Or maybe I should start a kiosk on my street and do organ transplants? Why must we devolve to intuition and witch doctors?!
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA better start reproducing at pre-industrial age levels so at least 1-2 of their kids survive to adulthood instead of succumbing to outbreaks of measles and other communicable disease, novel pandemics, Listeria and food-borne illness from deregulated manufacture, and unsafe water.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Like a cancerous anal polyp.
Alphistia (@alphistia.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Stephen Miller pronouns: he/himmler
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Intriguing that the real, renowned experts on public health are the ones protesting and resigning in droves due to RFK Jr’s lack of training, qualifications, and dangerous policy positions.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
“One to eat, one to throw!”
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social)
We’re open-carrying submarine-style sandwiches this week and giving them away to anyone hungry as we build community and as we #Resist #HoosierSky #Indiana
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve lived over five decades and still waiting for my first one.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
The incompetence and hubris of Trump appointees leads to errors and breaches at all levels. Ever wonder what all is in the CDC labs that were doing research to prevent viral outbreaks? We might get front row seats.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Let’s not forget that in addition, Babbitt’s family has been awarded a settlement of nearly $5 million from the Trump government. Treason is lucrative in this regime.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
The money for construction basically went to a major DeSantis donor in a shell game. The grift is there.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
This is an abomination; Babbitt is as you said, a domestic terrorist. Not deserving of honors. The US Army didn’t dignify domestic terrorist Timothy McVeigh. She deserves ignominy at best.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social)
Hoosiers, let’s show Trump where he can shove it, by amplifying awareness and providing support to the candidates offering us hope and resistance!
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re speed running levels to bottom out in all categories.
Alt National Endowment for the Humanities (@altnehgov.altgov.info) reposted
“You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.” ~Ray Bradbury Keep reading, friends. 📚
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t forget listeria!
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social)
Oh, goody, bonus loose stools as we await the next pandemic or previously-eradicated communicable disease outbreak.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, Gloria, “Go on now, go, walk out the door. Just turn around now, ‘cause you’re not welcome anymore”
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
But open carry a damn sandwich and they try to indict you for a felony.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Women who know how to read are probably high on that list as well.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social)
Hang on to this tooth and nail, because if MAGA and Pete Hegseth has his way, it’s back to the kitchen and away with our vote.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
With a rifle. Blockity blocking your obfuscation.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
His “patriots” built a gallows for Mike Pence. But somehow that’s not a non-issue, but tossing a sandwich at a cop is a felony.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Dehumanization and trivialization is the MAGA strategy in play with these trashy nicknames for what are effectively concentration camps.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m waiting for my prescription drug rebate check for the 1500% decrease to roll in.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s the human centipede in cabinet positions.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like an endless clown car would also be even more descriptive.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s the damn guns and the shithouse rat nutcases that kill kids with them and the GOP that is complicit.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
The punch line on this took some time, but was worth the wait.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
I never would have imagined that resistance would take the form of open-carry sandwiches, but here we are.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
The Medicine Gnomes are summoned through ritualistic bleeding with leeches. You’ll need to steep in a swampy area and clear your mind to focus on the Leech Invocation. The gnome arrives within 48 hours of leech attachment on business days. I think.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Hegseth is the Secretary of Sobriety, but always mission-ready for his next Battle Bender.
John S (@johns3785.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
It then would make sense to change ICE to the department of citizenry to complete the Orwellian branding transformation...
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
This isn’t a cabinet meeting, it is a fluffing.
Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted
“As long as the general population is passive, apathetic, diverted to consumerism, or hatred of the vulnerable – then the powerful can do as they please, and those who survive will be left to contemplate the outcome.” Noam Chomsky
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Elect a troglodyte, get a lot of mouth-breathing and head scratching.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social)
This verbal pronunciation can be supplemented with appropriate sign language, double middle fingers are recommended.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Muammar Gaddafi earned a bayonet colonoscopy, and that might be be the thing for ghouls like Miller.
Alt CDC (they/them) (@altcdc.altgov.info) reposted
“I will not interfere with access to vaccines.” 💣 Fires entire ACIP panel and appoints nutters 💣 Works to disband USPSTF 💣 Removes kids from COVID guidelines 💣 Threatens pediatricians who vaccinate children according to AAP guidelines It’s time for him to go. FIRE RFK JR #firerfkjr #savehhs
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
I live in a shithole red state and will wait in line no matter how long to urinate on his rotting corpse in that ditch.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
This is low class, trashy, and not befitting of any government; a regime that gloats, trolls, and mocks is not a government, it is an authoritarian bully.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is blatantly implying that the dog killing Secretary of Homeland Security should shoot members of the media. You know what psychopaths have in common? Animal cruelty.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning, Bonnie! At least we have some cooler temperatures. I totally relate to the waking early, not sleeping well - it is a wonder any of us can sleep. But here’s hoping for a pretty sunrise with a good cup of coffee!
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
A chair across the face with just unlock a new Vance furniture kink.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Even worse, it was an orange-tinted white man.
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phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not going to be shocked when this administration embeds a phrenologist to manage the mental health block grants, and brings back NREPP just to include bleeding, leeches, and poultices made from raw milk and tallow as “research-based practices.” 🤢
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Racist, and apparently low education ones - two grammatical errors and one contextual error in that short screed!
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social)
We hit the wrong trifecta.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone needs to slip Lady Liberty one of those domestic abuse hotline cards.
Paul Rieckhoff (@rieckhoff.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
They are crushing freedom, liberty and the soul of America one radical move at a time. And every patriotic American must stay vigilant and do all that we peacefully can to stop them. It’s not about the midterms. It’s about now. Every day. Every single day. Until it’s no longer necessary.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Follow the money. It all leads back to cronies and MAGA donors.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Gag. Is this part of a diabolical plan to decrease our awareness of the increasing costs of groceries by making Americans too nauseous to eat? 🤢
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
…. After he eliminated millions in research funds & an entire division at the National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health, including epidemiologist Erin McCanlies, who had spent two decades studying links between environmental exposures and autism and was finalizing major research papers.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, it’s rife with corruption. CRS based in Jacksonville received a $78.5 million contract for staffing and operations at the facility; CRS and Caplin Ventures share the same office suite. The CFO of Caplin Ventures, headed by one of DeSantis’s biggest political backers, is the manager of CRS.
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think those fractional values were incidental, I think they were intentional echoes.
C Hanna (@chcowgirl.bsky.social) reposted
A quote from Battlestar Galactica that holds very true: "There's a reason you separate the military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." Admiral Adama
phunkinpunk.bsky.social (@phunkinpunk.bsky.social) reply parent
It was six, but he forgot in all the excitement his War Against Museum Placards that Make MAGA Uncomfortable, War on Seed Oils, War for Radioactive Shrimp, and War for 1500% Decrease in Prescription Costs.