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@protovision.co.uk

Software & UNIX systems dev. Radio amateur, M0LFO. Vintage & retro computing, old-school hip-hop & electronic music. Owned by an ex-stray cat called Seamus. steven@ircnet.

created November 24, 2023

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In the UK we call that a "Ratner moment".

2/9/2025, 12:54:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's that time of year. We popped out this evening to collect this lot, will get some more tomorrow since a neighbour lent us their fruit picker.

Two bowls and a basket full of apples and pears from the trees out the back of our garden, with small bowl of greengages.
2/9/2025, 12:28:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh wow, I had no idea. It's running here right now!

2/9/2025, 12:15:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I haven't written any Pascal in 40 years. What is it?

2/9/2025, 12:13:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bezel-tastic!

1/9/2025, 10:56:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's been a while since I used it. What about TightVNC/xtightvncviewer?

1/9/2025, 3:38:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NOPE!

1/9/2025, 1:21:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You'll never defeat Thargoids or Thargons at that speed :)

1/9/2025, 12:13:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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^d every time.

1/9/2025, 12:09:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cute as anything, done!

1/9/2025, 12:07:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Promising, but it purports to be PCRE yet doesn't seem to support positive/negative lookahead/behind assertions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

31/8/2025, 11:53:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

Not been there for ages, could be up for this one.

31/8/2025, 10:22:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't tend to use VNC from my Linux machines but the last time I did I think I used RealVNC. Is it no good these days?

31/8/2025, 10:10:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does anyone remember synergy, originally for Linux, the little application that allowed you to share a keyboard and mouse over the network? It still exists but good grief, it's as corporatively shit as it could be now. Are there any alternatives? I want to remotely control a Windows laptop.

31/8/2025, 9:19:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does this mean I can put the fire on? I miss the fire!

31/8/2025, 8:35:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same here, MACH 2 takes up the largest percentage due to the laserdisk, not the greatest game of course but it's one I loved from back then. My issue is all the PS1/2/PSP games I either owned or like playing, you're right with too much choice!

31/8/2025, 7:55:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maintaining them is a chore. I've spent more time sorting out romsets for various platforms than playing the games. My emulation directory is over 360gig.

31/8/2025, 5:55:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

I did wonder if I'd get bored of pizza after a while, but I haven't yet. We had a friend over one night, he was so convinced he bought one himself! I imagine naans would be amazing from it.

31/8/2025, 1:30:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

Yes, although like you allude to you're a little limited with headroom. The pizza is amazing though, just like from a wood fired oven, we'll never buy a pizza again. It's electric so lives on a kitchen counter, no messing with gas, wood or pellets.

31/8/2025, 1:19:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bought a pizza oven in May, one of the best things I've ever bought.

30/8/2025, 10:01:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have no beef with him. Nice shirt though.

30/8/2025, 8:10:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you take the train (overnighter?) or fly down? I'd love to do the The Caledonian Sleeper but it's both rather expensive for two and not quite long enough.

30/8/2025, 7:08:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll hit 200k probably next year (Land Cruiser 100TD), although it did have a new short engine just before I bought it at about 155k so realistically it's at 43k or something.

30/8/2025, 6:28:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Free ball!

30/8/2025, 6:26:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice work!

30/8/2025, 1:19:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was extremely handy with an airbrush.

30/8/2025, 1:18:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

Good effort, but it was for 16K Spectrums too :)

30/8/2025, 1:12:28 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

Wishing people dead is of course not good, but one does reap what they sow.

30/8/2025, 12:28:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The problem is it was done in the first place. Despicable acts.

30/8/2025, 12:20:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Except he won't. Someone else can, though.

30/8/2025, 12:12:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love it, Right on Commander!

29/8/2025, 11:22:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet it's noisy when that poor little girl tries to ride her bike.

28/8/2025, 5:32:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a bean.

26/8/2025, 1:01:56 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also software developers on a Monday morning.

24/8/2025, 2:18:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't reply to this post but I'd like a Metroidvaniaslug Street Fighter II.

24/8/2025, 2:09:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

So are his legs.

24/8/2025, 1:55:32 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

We're out of sesame seeds too. Need to do a shop!

24/8/2025, 12:40:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

We do a great crispy chilli garlic chicken which looks similar, but no spring onion garnish? :)

24/8/2025, 12:28:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They love it!

23/8/2025, 11:47:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

Didn't apply much science there then!

23/8/2025, 9:38:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a couple of rolls of 110 film inside two really old Kodak Ektra 90s to finish off. Looking forward to tiny, grainy prints.

23/8/2025, 2:53:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What jurisdiction do they have then? The world has gone mad.

22/8/2025, 6:26:01 PM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

Err, that's EXACTLY what my posts did. You just dismissed them as "crappy conspiracies". What on earth, if you'll excuse the pun, was my "conspiracy"? Telling the truth? The truth is "negativity"? Have a holiday.

22/8/2025, 6:18:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

Might be CPU bound, someone will have to check the logs :)

22/8/2025, 6:10:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because "this type of post" is clickbait and simply not true. Earth's night sky never looked like this.

22/8/2025, 5:52:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

It's not me making the assertion that the night sky looked like this "once", so the burden of proof would be on you. How long an exposure do you think it'd take to get that photo? I really don't get why people will blindly believe made-up stuff like this on the internet.

22/8/2025, 5:48:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No there wasn't.

22/8/2025, 5:44:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There wasn't.

22/8/2025, 5:06:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

I love it.

22/8/2025, 3:14:13 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel seen.

The Asher Perlman cartoon from 2001 showing an older gentleman wearing a
22/8/2025, 2:39:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fully warranted. I'm resigned and will just do my best, not much more I can do.

22/8/2025, 2:30:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The word "bubble" springs to mind. beenthere.com, donethat.com.

22/8/2025, 1:15:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

I feel that pain. Mostly because of Liz Truss and Kwasi Kwarteng's so-called "mini budget" that fucked everyone up. Banks closed mortgage applications entirely for weeks because of the economical uncertainty, and when they came back, were up by 5%.

22/8/2025, 1:09:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We seem to live on a training flight path, we get Apaches and Chinooks at very low (<400ft) level weekly, mid-Beds.

22/8/2025, 12:54:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy birthday!

21/8/2025, 12:40:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

Oh I love a Milky Bar, not had one in ages!

21/8/2025, 12:31:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm looking forward to the punchline.

21/8/2025, 10:23:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a Collie.

20/8/2025, 11:41:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two, poached, on toasted sourdough, covered in black pepper, and some hot sauce on the side. Around 9.30am, thanks!

20/8/2025, 9:48:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think I'll have to insist on the eggs.

20/8/2025, 9:33:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good call, I can wait.

20/8/2025, 9:31:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

Actually that's not too bad, it'd sate me for about 5 hours!

20/8/2025, 9:30:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I could absolutely smash two weeks in a villa with a private pool in Paxos right now.

20/8/2025, 9:22:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the stupidest, most irrelevant thing I've read in the last minute.

20/8/2025, 8:58:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the stupidest thing I've read in the past hour. Most Danes read, write and speak at least two languages.

20/8/2025, 8:49:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It also dropped VAT on ebooks in 2020, however most publishers just charged the same and kept it for themselves ...

20/8/2025, 8:46:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

It's 22C inside and I feel cold, I've put a jumper on!

20/8/2025, 8:35:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm glad I don't know everything or I'd never watch a film again!

19/8/2025, 11:18:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't even read the comments on that post, the doubling- and tripling-down is too depressing.

19/8/2025, 10:59:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Later on in the film they're waiting for a signal on VHF yet they use a Yaesu FT-101ZD, which is of course HF only :D Perhaps there is a transverter hidden away. I have a high tolerance for this sort of thing, it's brain-out stuff.

19/8/2025, 9:56:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

pico8 is so much fun. I really must finish the 2600 conversions I started ages ago.

19/8/2025, 8:18:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is really weird.

19/8/2025, 7:55:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I woke up this morning I noticed some 'stuff' on the floor next to the cat bed. Upon closer inspection it looked like 4-5 rather large spider legs, some were over 3 inches long! I think the cat must have eaten it overnight, grim. How long has that been in the bedroom?!

19/8/2025, 7:42:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a composite.

18/8/2025, 11:02:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'e' and 'r' being next to eachother is a right pain if you typo when using crontab(1).

18/8/2025, 6:56:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope you're all stocked up and pumped out!

18/8/2025, 4:58:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was the year I first got internet access. I looked after the website for my department at BRE on VMS, then via a SLIP connection from my A1200 with Online Entertainment where you had to pay per minute :)

17/8/2025, 12:20:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who knows, or dares to dream?!

16/8/2025, 11:49:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, it must have been great to be mortgage-free at 40! Different times.

16/8/2025, 11:16:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who didn't? :)

16/8/2025, 11:15:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I watch him too, very informative. We have friends that live on one, and my brother lived on one for about 10 years. What we're after is something quite large which will negate the use of some canals. We're not planning on cruising all of them though, just around the Rivers Lea and Stort.

16/8/2025, 11:02:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here's Seamus, following us around while we foraged in the field out back earlier.

A milky-ginger cat walking toward the camera with his tail pointing up in a slightly meadowy field, with trees, brambles, and some old fallen fences in the background
16/8/2025, 10:30:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There was a covenant on our old place that also said no chickens, weird isn't it. We just picked some apples today for a crumble, got some pears and blackberries too. Steam engines though, that's REALLY harsh :)

16/8/2025, 9:52:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the best (or the best?) looking 8 bit micros ever.

16/8/2025, 9:44:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It will be harder, especially things you take for granted like parking the car (or bike!), but would enable us to save significantly faster since outgoings would be about 25% of what they are now. Fortunately we like the outdoors and nature.

16/8/2025, 9:14:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm the same in the UK. Got a fair bit in savings but that isn't enough unless we want to move further afield (can't because of work), and it will be harder for me to find work (IT) as I get older if I need to. Seriously considering buying a massive widebeam canal boat instead.

16/8/2025, 9:04:18 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd be getting legal on whoever made that video's arse.

16/8/2025, 7:52:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We've just been up the field out back and got black berries.

A little haul of blackberries in a glass bowl on a kitchen worktop, seen from above
16/8/2025, 3:47:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bet it smells lovely in that room.

16/8/2025, 2:03:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha!

16/8/2025, 1:23:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd forgotten about this sort of thing until I saw the spectogram on foobar2000. Aphex Twin's Formula/Equation (not its actual title) on the Windowlicker EP.

The end of Aphex Twin's Equation on the spectogram within the foobar2000 music player, showing a rather creepy face on both channels.
15/8/2025, 11:25:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Adorable.

15/8/2025, 10:46:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@protovision.co.uk) reply parent

Yes agreed. Car ownership isn't cheap anymore :( I'm amazed the tax is so expensive - £100 more than my 4.2TD Land Cruiser, that's crazy!

15/8/2025, 10:26:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh cool, I heard that loads! Excellent.

15/8/2025, 10:25:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think they get fed by tourists at Arthur's Pass, not good, we watched one strip the rubber away from someone's hire car's side window while we were there!

A Kea sitting on a barrier at Arthur's Pass, NZ, looking at me (I think).
15/8/2025, 10:22:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't think I saw a morepork, I might have heard one but wouldn't have recognised it. It really is a different world over there.

15/8/2025, 10:15:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're so tame around Arthur's Pass, they sat on the roof of the car, got some fun photos of them. Near Aoraki/Mt Cook you can see them flying around, great to see and hear.

15/8/2025, 10:04:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kea, Tūī (copy pasted that), some kind of albatross over the Foveaux Straight on the way to Stewart Island, but I heard Kiwi under and around the Camphouse on the side of Taranaki one night. It was like being on another planet, everything was completely different.

15/8/2025, 9:51:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would be utterly traumatised! NZ is good for birds, I'd never really been interested in birds until I went there and saw some different things.

15/8/2025, 9:42:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shame. Is it worth getting a quote if it'll last another few years, or is it too far gone?

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