Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
I think there will be a consumer reaction, and that they'll make a correction. They're British owned so probably don't exactly have their fingers firmly in the pulse here.
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I think there will be a consumer reaction, and that they'll make a correction. They're British owned so probably don't exactly have their fingers firmly in the pulse here.
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Crown Royal needs to take a good look at their decision making process. Moving jobs to the states is already a loser, but to think the time to announce it is while Canadians boycott American made liquor is asinine. #BoycottCrownRoyal #whiskey #rye #Manitoba #CrownRoyal #Dageo #canpoli #cdnpoli
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I Post Animal Vids... π (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
Difference between a husky and border collie... ππ π€£ #dog #dogday #bluesky
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
So 2025 = 1984?
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Timothy Bachman, theft of the Mona Lisa, Hurricane Katrina, lots of interesting anniversaries in your blog, thanks
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
"The Art of the Can't Deal With His Own Failure"
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Bad health or no, this would kill him!
Mia Farrow (@miafarrow.bsky.social) reposted
Network of hospitals and cancer centers halt enrollment in clinical trials for children with brain cancer after the federal government said it will no longer provide funding . www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/w...
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
The polyp looks friendlier.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Only if you're just looking at one goal. He might put more value on a different issue and that's okay.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
In Canada that could mean two things. The second one is "we won a hockey tournament of some kind!"
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca)
"Randy" is right!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca)
How is this news? Anyone who looks at Stephen Miller just knows: "that's a guy who only eats mayonnaise!" #StephenMiller #uspoli #MayoMiller #MAGA
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Maybe... "Randy?"
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
You're wrong. It's THE biggest.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
I agree there's bigger fish - but that doesn't mean this one isn't worth frying too :)
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Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
The Union had overwhelming economic advantages. There's nothing to be gained by pretending Lee wasn't a more than capable military leader, who was especially successful in the early stages of the war - when the North was plagued by poor leadership. This is what we were taught in school in Canada.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca)
STEP 1: Threaten to take a peaceful, allied nation by force STEP 2: Have covert agents conduct influence operations in said nation to destabilize its government / security STEP 3: When said agents are discovered just say "yo, calm down bro!" #Greenland #Denmark #nato #eu #uspoli #canpoli #cdnpoli
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Canadian sketch troupe The Vacant Lot had a pretty good sketch about it :)
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
I Post Animal Vids... π (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
I could watch this video all day long... π #bluesky #nature #animals
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
But don't worry about RFK's family though! They're safe - cuz he had all of his own kids vaccinated.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Thank goodness, I was very worried!
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Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Or maybe your trees just need better butts. Stop blaming your tools, poor carpenters.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
That's not fair! Donald Trump is at least as intelligent as mustard.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
I'm still mastering blitz checkers... Have you tried sending your knights to attack their queen through Belgium?
Canada Healthwatch π (@canadahealthwatch.ca) reposted
U.S. health policy and the risk of a 'severe flu season' in Canada www.cma.ca/latest-stori... @cmadocs.bsky.social π πΌπΏπ² π»π²ππ β’ CanadaHealthwatch.ca π
Canada Healthwatch π (@canadahealthwatch.ca) reposted
How Parents Can Reduce Back-to-School Health Risks thetyee.ca/News/2025/08... @michellegamage.bsky.social @thetyee.ca π πΌπΏπ² π»π²ππ β’ CanadaHealthwatch.ca π
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
How long have you been sharing a doctor with Donald Trump?
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
TRANSLATION: "We're throwing all kinds of crap at the wall to obfuscate the obvious fact that our gun laws are insufficient and wildly outdated... As an added bonus, this ties into my whole 'medicine is bad' worldview."
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
So much winning!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
This is so strange - because usually Walmart is so reputable!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
He's a witch! Burn him!!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
CDC Scientists: "But this will kill people, boss!" RFK Jr: "... And?"
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
#Winning!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
So much winning!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
I meant to put Β£500 down on Grimsby Town to beat Manchester United before the game but got busy with errands - any bookies out there still willing to honour that bet?
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Ohhh...
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
"Might be" = "definitely is"
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Cool, I'm glad I'm not obviously living rent free in your head. Welcome to the block party, drug addict.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
I get it, you have no followers or success at life so you need to lash out at your betters. Good luck with that, bitch boy. I'll be sure to pass on your cerebral musings on Reddit (should I ever visit it), to Rogan (should I ever discuss him) or to Doug Stanhope (next time I OPEN FOR HIM dipshit).
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
So disappointing - just another couple inches lower on that widow's peak and he coulda had "The Stephen Seagal!"
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Great hook, Ron!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
PATRIOT!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Slava Ukraini! πΊπ¦πΊπ¦πΊπ¦πΊπ¦πΊπ¦πΊπ¦πΊπ¦πΊπ¦
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
THANK YOU #POTUS for acknowledging Ukraine's Independence Day is what I would've written yesterday if he hadn't completely ignored it. #SlavaUkraine πΊπ¦
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
I'm so old I remember when we had actual journalists.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
It's a fun one, what a heist!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
@nicoleyovanoff.bsky.social TURTLES!!!!!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
I think that's probably more just her trying to hide in shame.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reposted reply parent
Maybe he thought he was meeting with DC "Lawn" Enforcement.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
I can verify that this is not always the case. #costco
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
If that huge bruise on the BACK of his hand is really from "shaking hands" - he's doing it really, really wrong.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
You can either put in "Woolwich" or "kissy smoochie love-love bridge," whatever's easier.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
What a disgrMace! She must be from outer spMace. In your fMace, Mace!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Sometimes you frighten me.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca)
Scavenger Hunt Items: 1) The Epstein Files . tribune.com.pk/story/256310... #zohranmamdani #mamdani #zohran #uspoli #nyc #newyork #scavengerhunt #mayor #politicssky
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Where will I get my wood-covered smoochies now, Robot?! New Brunswick, I guess.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca)
Get your smooches in before it's too late! Cuz the Kissing Bridge in Woolwich Township - Ontario's last historic covered bridge, built in 1880 - will be closing for the next 16 months. (I like that we still get news like this in Canada instead of a daily deluge of "awful stuff our leader's doing.")
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reposted reply parent
I have a theory: Steven Miller is actually a large snake whose final layer of skin was a business suit.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Incompetent, corrupt people firing the competent and clean ones. That's America's new normal.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Don't worry, RFK and his brain worm have a plan!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
As if that clown would ever let silly "facts" stand in the way.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
This is a trick. Kid Rock has never made "music," and Scott Baio can't act.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca)
SNOOP DOGG 1993: "I'm an actual real life pimp, on trial for the murder of a rival gang member!" SNOOP DOGG 2025: "I can't go see any more kids movies cuz I'm ascared I might see two girls kiss!" #SnoopDogg #musicsky #disney #lightyear #toystory #lgbtqia+ #lgbtqia #lgbtq #gay #lesbian #hiphop #rap
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Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reposted reply parent
You'd be surprised how often the anti-vaxxers forget to post their scientific citations! :)
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
He obviously is nuts - but also a grifter. Case in point: he vaccinated his own children.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
The voodoo doll needs to have a tiny voodoo doll worm inside its noggin' - otherwise it won't work!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
THE BRAIN WORM KNOWS ALL.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
You're telling me that the Trump University Fantastic Science Online Magazine of Reputable Scientific Laboratory Facts n' Studies isn't credible?!?
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Cool!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
He's alive - but the worm is the one steering .
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Actually to anti-vaxxers it just might be :)
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
I have faith in Americans to step up, even if it's a "better late than never" situation. And if all else fails, just remember: "Father Time is undefeated."
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Or anti-scientific citations. Or "pseudoscientific lie-tations". Whatever works.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
You'd be surprised how often the anti-vaxxers forget to post their scientific citations! :)
Kate Ross (@kateross.bsky.social) reposted
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICEβs time.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Imagine that! "Good news." Great to get some of that again :)
John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted
This feels like a spot of good news www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
This is great, Andrii!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
#SlavaUkraini!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Must be so exciting for Dean Cain to finally be back in front of a movie camera again for the first time since 1993! #DeanCain #ICE #Superman #SuperDean
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Based on the results of this test, ya gotta nominate all three!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Yes but she's definitely an expert on INAPPROPRIATE behaviour, making her an ideal character witness for Trump.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT A FREEJACK SEQUEL BUT IT WENT NOWHERE AND IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU ALL KNOW THIS!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
CORRECTION: D.C. restaurants are *burning thanks to him.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Isn't it weird to see a circus clown after they take off their rainbow wig and makeup and then become Deputy Director of the FBI?
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca)
Anyone who agrees with Jack White that Donald Trump's Oval Office reno is "vulgar" because of all the gold he added - DON'T WORRY. Cuz he's definitely planning to take it all when he leaves. www.euronews.com/culture/2025... #ovaloffice #whitehouse #whitestripes #potus #donaldtrump #uspoli #gold
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca)
I don't believe this story ONE BIT. Donald Trump would NEVER ask to keep the World Cup. Steal it, definitely. But ASK first? No friggin' way! www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/dona... #donaldtrump #worldcup #fiba #trophy #ovaloffice #potus #soccer #sportssky #trump #uspoli #usa
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Yes, we do see how it's looking. Tacky, tawdry and wasteful, you dimestore schmuck.
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Yes, definitely keep the kitty! I'd never say "get the kitty out of the picture." I'm just saying kitty AND dinosaurs. Pretty cool, right?!
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
Well now we know where he gets his looks from
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
So sorry for your loss. I've lost a parent and it's hard. Wish I could say it goes away but as the other poster here said it does get softer. When those pangs come try to make yourself remember good, happy memories too β€οΈ
Ron Sparks π¨π¦ #SlavaUkraini πΊπ¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent
BREAKING: 37% of Americans are, like, really really REALLY dumb or awful.