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Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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Officially Canada's best comedian with dangly bits in the year 2012. #CBC #NBC #JFL #Debaters #MTV #MuchMusic #CTV #StratfordFestival #22Minutes #Beaverton #SecondCity #TheNewsdesk #TheImprov #GlobeAndMail 13x #CCA winner & former grade 6 floor hockey MVP

created November 17, 2024

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Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

I think there will be a consumer reaction, and that they'll make a correction. They're British owned so probably don't exactly have their fingers firmly in the pulse here.

2/9/2025, 2:42:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca)

Crown Royal needs to take a good look at their decision making process. Moving jobs to the states is already a loser, but to think the time to announce it is while Canadians boycott American made liquor is asinine. #BoycottCrownRoyal #whiskey #rye #Manitoba #CrownRoyal #Dageo #canpoli #cdnpoli

2/9/2025, 2:37:22 AM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

πŸ‘

1/9/2025, 4:10:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

Difference between a husky and border collie... πŸ‘€πŸ˜…πŸ€£ #dog #dogday #bluesky

1/9/2025, 12:12:49 PM | 14579 2362 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

So 2025 = 1984?

1/9/2025, 3:48:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Timothy Bachman, theft of the Mona Lisa, Hurricane Katrina, lots of interesting anniversaries in your blog, thanks

31/8/2025, 2:12:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

"The Art of the Can't Deal With His Own Failure"

31/8/2025, 3:36:06 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Bad health or no, this would kill him!

31/8/2025, 3:21:32 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mia Farrow (@miafarrow.bsky.social) reposted

Network of hospitals and cancer centers halt enrollment in clinical trials for children with brain cancer after the federal government said it will no longer provide funding . www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/w...

30/8/2025, 11:53:57 PM | 502 269 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

The polyp looks friendlier.

30/8/2025, 2:11:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Only if you're just looking at one goal. He might put more value on a different issue and that's okay.

30/8/2025, 3:49:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

In Canada that could mean two things. The second one is "we won a hockey tournament of some kind!"

30/8/2025, 3:43:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca)

"Randy" is right!

30/8/2025, 2:16:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca)

How is this news? Anyone who looks at Stephen Miller just knows: "that's a guy who only eats mayonnaise!" #StephenMiller #uspoli #MayoMiller #MAGA

30/8/2025, 2:08:00 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Maybe... "Randy?"

30/8/2025, 2:05:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

You're wrong. It's THE biggest.

30/8/2025, 2:03:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

I agree there's bigger fish - but that doesn't mean this one isn't worth frying too :)

30/8/2025, 1:59:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

πŸ‘

30/8/2025, 1:58:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

The Union had overwhelming economic advantages. There's nothing to be gained by pretending Lee wasn't a more than capable military leader, who was especially successful in the early stages of the war - when the North was plagued by poor leadership. This is what we were taught in school in Canada.

29/8/2025, 3:54:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca)

STEP 1: Threaten to take a peaceful, allied nation by force STEP 2: Have covert agents conduct influence operations in said nation to destabilize its government / security STEP 3: When said agents are discovered just say "yo, calm down bro!" #Greenland #Denmark #nato #eu #uspoli #canpoli #cdnpoli

29/8/2025, 3:47:05 PM | 10 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Canadian sketch troupe The Vacant Lot had a pretty good sketch about it :)

29/8/2025, 3:22:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

29/8/2025, 1:50:00 AM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

I could watch this video all day long... 😊 #bluesky #nature #animals

28/8/2025, 4:34:00 PM | 2758 420 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

But don't worry about RFK's family though! They're safe - cuz he had all of his own kids vaccinated.

28/8/2025, 11:42:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Thank goodness, I was very worried!

28/8/2025, 11:32:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

28/8/2025, 11:10:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Or maybe your trees just need better butts. Stop blaming your tools, poor carpenters.

28/8/2025, 11:07:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

That's not fair! Donald Trump is at least as intelligent as mustard.

28/8/2025, 10:41:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

I'm still mastering blitz checkers... Have you tried sending your knights to attack their queen through Belgium?

28/8/2025, 9:48:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Canada Healthwatch 🍁 (@canadahealthwatch.ca) reposted

U.S. health policy and the risk of a 'severe flu season' in Canada www.cma.ca/latest-stori... @cmadocs.bsky.social 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲 π—»π—²π˜„π˜€ β‡’ CanadaHealthwatch.ca 🍁

CMA promo graphic for their statement
28/8/2025, 1:51:08 PM | 19 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Canada Healthwatch 🍁 (@canadahealthwatch.ca) reposted

How Parents Can Reduce Back-to-School Health Risks thetyee.ca/News/2025/08... @michellegamage.bsky.social @thetyee.ca 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲 π—»π—²π˜„π˜€ β‡’ CanadaHealthwatch.ca 🍁

A child sits at a desk in a school classroom
28/8/2025, 1:53:00 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

How long have you been sharing a doctor with Donald Trump?

28/8/2025, 8:13:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

TRANSLATION: "We're throwing all kinds of crap at the wall to obfuscate the obvious fact that our gun laws are insufficient and wildly outdated... As an added bonus, this ties into my whole 'medicine is bad' worldview."

28/8/2025, 3:17:49 PM | 97 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

So much winning!

28/8/2025, 3:13:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

This is so strange - because usually Walmart is so reputable!

28/8/2025, 12:32:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

He's a witch! Burn him!!

27/8/2025, 11:09:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

CDC Scientists: "But this will kill people, boss!" RFK Jr: "... And?"

27/8/2025, 10:54:17 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

#Winning!

27/8/2025, 10:52:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

So much winning!

27/8/2025, 10:52:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

I meant to put Β£500 down on Grimsby Town to beat Manchester United before the game but got busy with errands - any bookies out there still willing to honour that bet?

27/8/2025, 10:33:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Ohhh...

27/8/2025, 12:29:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

"Might be" = "definitely is"

27/8/2025, 12:26:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Cool, I'm glad I'm not obviously living rent free in your head. Welcome to the block party, drug addict.

27/8/2025, 12:24:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

I get it, you have no followers or success at life so you need to lash out at your betters. Good luck with that, bitch boy. I'll be sure to pass on your cerebral musings on Reddit (should I ever visit it), to Rogan (should I ever discuss him) or to Doug Stanhope (next time I OPEN FOR HIM dipshit).

27/8/2025, 12:14:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

So disappointing - just another couple inches lower on that widow's peak and he coulda had "The Stephen Seagal!"

27/8/2025, 3:29:34 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Great hook, Ron!

27/8/2025, 2:21:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

PATRIOT!

26/8/2025, 3:48:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Slava Ukraini! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

26/8/2025, 3:45:34 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted

THANK YOU #POTUS for acknowledging Ukraine's Independence Day is what I would've written yesterday if he hadn't completely ignored it. #SlavaUkraine πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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25/8/2025, 9:27:40 PM | 5094 660 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

I'm so old I remember when we had actual journalists.

26/8/2025, 1:31:30 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

It's a fun one, what a heist!

26/8/2025, 1:01:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

@nicoleyovanoff.bsky.social TURTLES!!!!!

25/8/2025, 10:01:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

I think that's probably more just her trying to hide in shame.

25/8/2025, 6:31:41 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reposted reply parent

Maybe he thought he was meeting with DC "Lawn" Enforcement.

22/8/2025, 2:14:25 AM | 184 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

I can verify that this is not always the case. #costco

25/8/2025, 4:24:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

Release the health records

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25/8/2025, 3:58:23 PM | 7098 2237 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

If that huge bruise on the BACK of his hand is really from "shaking hands" - he's doing it really, really wrong.

25/8/2025, 4:22:42 PM | 43 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

You can either put in "Woolwich" or "kissy smoochie love-love bridge," whatever's easier.

25/8/2025, 4:21:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

What a disgrMace! She must be from outer spMace. In your fMace, Mace!

25/8/2025, 4:18:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Sometimes you frighten me.

25/8/2025, 2:13:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca)

Scavenger Hunt Items: 1) The Epstein Files . tribune.com.pk/story/256310... #zohranmamdani #mamdani #zohran #uspoli #nyc #newyork #scavengerhunt #mayor #politicssky

25/8/2025, 2:11:22 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Where will I get my wood-covered smoochies now, Robot?! New Brunswick, I guess.

25/8/2025, 12:51:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca)

Get your smooches in before it's too late! Cuz the Kissing Bridge in Woolwich Township - Ontario's last historic covered bridge, built in 1880 - will be closing for the next 16 months. (I like that we still get news like this in Canada instead of a daily deluge of "awful stuff our leader's doing.")

25/8/2025, 12:29:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reposted reply parent

I have a theory: Steven Miller is actually a large snake whose final layer of skin was a business suit.

20/8/2025, 6:09:31 PM | 160 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

25/8/2025, 8:03:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Incompetent, corrupt people firing the competent and clean ones. That's America's new normal.

25/8/2025, 6:55:30 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Don't worry, RFK and his brain worm have a plan!

25/8/2025, 5:14:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

As if that clown would ever let silly "facts" stand in the way.

25/8/2025, 4:51:25 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

This is a trick. Kid Rock has never made "music," and Scott Baio can't act.

25/8/2025, 4:50:25 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca)

SNOOP DOGG 1993: "I'm an actual real life pimp, on trial for the murder of a rival gang member!" SNOOP DOGG 2025: "I can't go see any more kids movies cuz I'm ascared I might see two girls kiss!" #SnoopDogg #musicsky #disney #lightyear #toystory #lgbtqia+ #lgbtqia #lgbtq #gay #lesbian #hiphop #rap

25/8/2025, 4:48:20 AM | 155 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

πŸ˜†πŸ‘

24/8/2025, 10:07:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reposted reply parent

You'd be surprised how often the anti-vaxxers forget to post their scientific citations! :)

24/8/2025, 4:41:56 AM | 257 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

He obviously is nuts - but also a grifter. Case in point: he vaccinated his own children.

24/8/2025, 10:06:25 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

The voodoo doll needs to have a tiny voodoo doll worm inside its noggin' - otherwise it won't work!

24/8/2025, 10:04:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

THE BRAIN WORM KNOWS ALL.

24/8/2025, 10:02:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

You're telling me that the Trump University Fantastic Science Online Magazine of Reputable Scientific Laboratory Facts n' Studies isn't credible?!?

24/8/2025, 10:00:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Cool!

24/8/2025, 9:57:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

He's alive - but the worm is the one steering .

24/8/2025, 9:55:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Actually to anti-vaxxers it just might be :)

24/8/2025, 9:52:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

I have faith in Americans to step up, even if it's a "better late than never" situation. And if all else fails, just remember: "Father Time is undefeated."

24/8/2025, 9:51:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Or anti-scientific citations. Or "pseudoscientific lie-tations". Whatever works.

24/8/2025, 9:47:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

You'd be surprised how often the anti-vaxxers forget to post their scientific citations! :)

24/8/2025, 4:41:56 AM | 257 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Ross (@kateross.bsky.social) reposted

White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.

Scooby I am as white as a hotel towel, and the closest thing to Mexican I am was a single all inclusive resort stay in Cancun. I put a Mexican flag sticker on my old Tacoma abd was promptly pulled over by ICE in San Antonio. I'm happy to waste their time 1d RookaTX This is the way Scooby β€’ RookaTX Their big question was like,
21/8/2025, 4:59:12 AM | 36350 9664 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Imagine that! "Good news." Great to get some of that again :)

24/8/2025, 12:13:29 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted

This feels like a spot of good news www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

23/8/2025, 11:31:03 PM | 25120 7246 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

This is great, Andrii!

24/8/2025, 12:12:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

#SlavaUkraini!

23/8/2025, 11:43:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Must be so exciting for Dean Cain to finally be back in front of a movie camera again for the first time since 1993! #DeanCain #ICE #Superman #SuperDean

23/8/2025, 11:36:20 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Based on the results of this test, ya gotta nominate all three!

23/8/2025, 11:19:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Yes but she's definitely an expert on INAPPROPRIATE behaviour, making her an ideal character witness for Trump.

23/8/2025, 11:05:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT A FREEJACK SEQUEL BUT IT WENT NOWHERE AND IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU ALL KNOW THIS!

23/8/2025, 10:56:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

CORRECTION: D.C. restaurants are *burning thanks to him.

23/8/2025, 10:50:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Isn't it weird to see a circus clown after they take off their rainbow wig and makeup and then become Deputy Director of the FBI?

23/8/2025, 10:48:38 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca)

Anyone who agrees with Jack White that Donald Trump's Oval Office reno is "vulgar" because of all the gold he added - DON'T WORRY. Cuz he's definitely planning to take it all when he leaves. www.euronews.com/culture/2025... #ovaloffice #whitehouse #whitestripes #potus #donaldtrump #uspoli #gold

23/8/2025, 10:43:09 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca)

I don't believe this story ONE BIT. Donald Trump would NEVER ask to keep the World Cup. Steal it, definitely. But ASK first? No friggin' way! www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/dona... #donaldtrump #worldcup #fiba #trophy #ovaloffice #potus #soccer #sportssky #trump #uspoli #usa

23/8/2025, 10:22:33 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Yes, we do see how it's looking. Tacky, tawdry and wasteful, you dimestore schmuck.

23/8/2025, 10:18:40 PM | 27 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Yes, definitely keep the kitty! I'd never say "get the kitty out of the picture." I'm just saying kitty AND dinosaurs. Pretty cool, right?!

23/8/2025, 10:14:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

Well now we know where he gets his looks from

23/8/2025, 10:12:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

So sorry for your loss. I've lost a parent and it's hard. Wish I could say it goes away but as the other poster here said it does get softer. When those pangs come try to make yourself remember good, happy memories too ❀️

23/8/2025, 5:32:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Sparks πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #SlavaUkraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@ronsparks.ca) reply parent

BREAKING: 37% of Americans are, like, really really REALLY dumb or awful.

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