S1mple N0mad
@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social
created November 13, 2024
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S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Vance, however, is not a total moron. I don’t know how many people have seen the Vanity Fair article on him and the people he runs with like Thiel and Yarvin - and written before he was elected to anything - but it is *very* concerning: www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/04...
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Tbh, if I took the cost-difference between a Tesla S or Y and a Toyota Camry, and dropped it into mods for the Camry, I’d probably have a pretty goddamn awesome, reliable car that did all the same things the Teslas did….except snitch to Elon. 🙃
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Wouldn’t surprise me. If 9-11, flat-earthers, gay frogs, and the CIA lizard men have taught us one thing, it’s that people will grasp at anything in a calamity if you spin it just right.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
He was one of Trump’s longtime confidants. If I had to pick two words? “Loose end”.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t believe I am saying this, but the thought of Vance/Thiel replacing him, after this Vanity Fair article from before he was anything? It’s goddamn terrifying. Trump is a monster. Vance is a monster with an ideology...and it’s dark as hell. www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/04...
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social)
(Sidebar: I just wanted this account to look at amusing pics of cats, people who photograph mascot stuffies on vacation, and the occasional standup comedian. Damn you, internet. Why can’t we just be happy?)
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social)
To be clear, reporting that someone is fine after seeing an update from a social media account 👏does 👏 not 👏 equal 👏 proof 👏 of 👏 life. It’s called an Admin password, people. Or maybe he just had it on a post-it note stuck to a can of Diet Coke - You know how seniors can get with this stuff.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG such a mess. 👍
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Please stop confusing proof of life with what could be as simple a task as logging in with an administrator password. Odds are just as good that their intelligence agencies have briefed them on an accurate account of what’s going on right now, and are formulating their own strategy. 
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
45+ year friendship, and not a word about Giuliani? 🤔 Someone else has his password.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
On the plus side, now the competing international markets can pick up surplus windmill infrastructure for a song at the creditor auctions. I’m sure that won’t bite anyone on the as$ down the road.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we’re seriously underestimating the opposition here. He’s got three years left the mandate, and item #1 is to ignore the judiciary. They’ve had years to plan for this day, and the DOGE data on every aspect of the US citizenry fed into Palantir is an election-rigger’s dream…if there is one.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a word from his friend and confidant of 45 years. Hell, maybe he was a loose end. This whole thing is insane.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
But they won’t need MAGA, at least, not all of it. Palantir will be able to cross reference loads of data points from info it now has via DOGE (gender,age,income, race,social media,location, browser history,etc.) to identify and recruit/draft its most-likely supporters. Instant army,no election. 
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Dear God. We’ve all been chuckling about this,but IMO,we have seriously underestimated the danger of Vance as POTUS; Trump is a monster. Vance is a monster with an ideology. Vanity Fair did this story when he was just Thiel’s lackey. It’s a long read,but…Jesus. www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/04...
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
You might be closer to the mark then you know. Have you seen  Guilfoyle lately? 😁🧛♀️🧛♀️🧛♀️
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Right. The screenshot on the lower left of the YouTube clip says it was at least one month ago.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Has anyone reached out to this alleged photographer? Because he’s two for two in the “things that may or may not have happened“ category.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social)
Venezuela was on good footing with Russia, so I guess America is just Putin’s thug, now. Odds are, there’s either a debt that needs collecting, or an opponent that needs to be swept aside.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Venezuela? So that’s it now? We’re just Putin’s enforcer?
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
The biggest blowhard on the planet and his entire entourage just go dark? No photos from the golf course? Nothing from the Press Gallery? C’mon Forbes - something is damn irregular. You literally pay people to hunt down solid facts, where are they?
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
(Vivid image of God just sitting there motionless, “SMITE!!” all in caps, and the almighty finger just… hovering…over the “Post” icon. )🫣
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
And one of the members is the grandson of a KGB agent. How hilarious is that?
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
All of the usual gas-bags are being awfully, awfully quiet this weekend. Has anyone seen any family members? The Football? His detail? Has anyone asked what happens if there’s an incoming ☢️ emergency and the WH is just….empty?
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
If I had to pick a movie reference for the White House right now? “The Death of Stalin.”No question. 😁
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
You just know it’s like “The death of Stalin”, in the White House right now, though.😆
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social)
I’d be willing to wager that the setting in the White House right now is absolutely reminiscent of the dark comedy, “The death of Stalin”….. complete with backstabbing Russians.😆😂🙈
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Just thinking out loud, but maybe we should make sure we lift any outstanding tariffs on US Champagne, or champagne-like beverages? No reason. 😏
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social)
Just thinking out loud, but maybe we should lift any outstanding tariffs on US Champagne, or champagne-like beverages? No reason.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Was thinking about that: Turns out the 5 Fishermen used to be a mortuary, and if anyone appreciates the importance of holding onto good real estate, it’s the funeral biz.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Speaking of fires… Good grief.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
They can’t remove Kennedy; They’re too busy arresting firemen.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Speaking of burning…
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
…..and some of these fascists are incredibly stupid. Case in point:
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social)
These idiots are absolutely, totally, completely out of control. What kind of a moron arrests a fire fighter in the middle of fighting a forest fire?
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw the helmet, the smoke and the red lighting behind him, and for a minute, I thought that was one of the Seattle firefighters arrested today by ICE. Yes. They were literally IN THE MIDDLE OF FIGHTING A FOREST FIRE at the time. These fucking clowns are out of control.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear South Sudan is lovely this time of year.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
How does a cemetery maintenance company get wrapped up in something like this??
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
I will never tire of asking how the FCUK this guy got into Yale Law. Did Piggly Wiggly have a coupon or something?
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Get it. Aside from the Alzheimer’s, a friend of mine came down with shingles; By the sound of it, it’s a complete festival of suck.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
I am now deeply concerned at the ability of the construction team that cut the line to follow/interpret orders. Take their traffic control people, for example….😬🙄
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social)
The same idiot road crew that put a stop sign team at a four way stop this week may have just cut a major gas line. Awesome.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Shout out to the guy on the edge of the evacuation zone that just fired up his electric generator…🙄
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
The advertising seems to be tilting towards a Soviet-era feeling, too.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
We all know the whole point of moving her to one of these light-security places is to let some other “patriot” do their dirty work for them, right? I’d wager they’re counting on it.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Not all of ‘em. Since Harper’s Office of Religious Freedom, there seems to be a quiet interest in attracting groups that skew Christian-Conservative from other countries.They eventually vote Tory,and so do the “old-stock” crowd that think voting CPC will reduce their numbers. Greasy,but effective.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
“Trump 2028” hats, top left, in the official WH gift shop suggest this plan is already in action. Not “if” the US is at war. “When”.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
“Trump 2028” hats, top left, in the official WH gift shop suggest this plan is already in action. Not “if” the US is at war. “When”.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny how nobody spotted the “Trump 2028” hats, top left, in the official WH gift shop. The man has no intention of ever leaving that goddamn White House.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
“Trump 2028” hats, top left, in the official WH gift shop suggest this plan is already in action. Not “if” the US is at war. “When”.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone on the gift shop tour going to ask about the official “Trump 2028” hats? No?
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah- if you really want to hold his attention, wear something that will appeal to Trump’s core interests: Teen cheerleading outfits, for example..😆
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
More like, “Hook, line, and stinker.” 🙃
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social)
Some of these “truth” nuts are really something else. Had the token one in the extended family try and tell me the shark sighting in the local news a few years ago was actually AI. I was there. It bit a seal in half. I filmed it. It was *my* story. It predated AI. Nope! Fake News. 🥴 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s starting to show during the daylight hours; Dude looks like a worn-out snow tire.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Really awesome how the comment sections on any given news site on this are peppered with “if there were more guns, there wouldn’t be a problem.🥴”
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin has long declared that the sale of Alaska by Russia was invalid. This isn’t a misstep, it’s a test balloon, like everything else he does or says by “accident”.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social)
Can’t imagine why they wanted to bury NPR.
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S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t get it: Project 2025 has been out there in full view for everyone to study for months. Why is no one working to head off any of those evil plans _in advance_?? The other team has literally handed you their playbook, and everyone is just sitting on their hands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Beaned him right in the head, did he? 😁
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social)
Tropical Storm Erin has only been on the scene for all of 10 minutes, and already, 🌡Eastern Canada🔥be like:
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, an assault even happened to that DOGE weasel BigBalls, right? Appears to have had his ass handed to him, right there in the middle of the city, triggering the whole annexation. Indeed, what are the odds of that even happening at such a convenient time? Billion to one, right? Maybe two. 🙄
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social)
Can’t help but wonder about one little thing: People in the CPC continue to defer to Citizen Poilievre. Sure, party leader without a seat, blah blah…but the buck still appears to stop with him . So what the hell are we paying Scheer for? Isn’t there a significant cash bump given for Oppo Leader?
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Project 2025 in it’s full and complete writing has been out in the wild for months now. Their plans are literally laid out for the entire world to see; Why is no one working in advance to head any of this off? Any other strategy-minded group would see that as a solid-gold opportunity.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
The print edition of Project 2025 has been out in the wild for months now. Their plans are literally laid out for the entire world to see; Why is no one working in advance to head any of this off? It’s all *right**there*.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Project 2025 in it’s full and complete writing has been out in the wild for months now. Their plans are literally laid out for the entire world to see; Why is no one working in advance to head any of this off? Any other strategy-minded group would see that as a solid-gold opportunity.
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S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
He spent a quarter-billion of his own money on WH upgrades. He ain’t going anywhere.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Update: He’s been found alive, and is reportedly now with his mother.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social)
Search and rescue vehicles right now searching for missing person Colby MacIntosh in Glace Bay, NS. Their cellular phone was apparently pinged in a semi-wooded area in the western part of the town popular with ATV enthusiasts.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Hardcore big sky roughnecks, yet they’ve got the largest collection of Cricut accessories in their province. Seems a bit sus, no? 🤨🤔
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Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
NEW: The Department of Veterans Affairs just terminated union contracts including AFL-CIO (AFGE), NAGE, NFFE, SEIU, and nursing unions NNOC and NNU. nurse.org/news/va-term...
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Putting 14 year-olds in jail? What’s he doing? Stocking the pantry for when they start catching up to his Pedo buddies?
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
That bulge under the “N” on his shirt… Does he have a 3rd moob or something??😆
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
There are some absolutely brutal memes about her circulating…
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t imagine who he’s trying to keep up with….🧐
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but….look at all that sweet gold he’s installing all over the White House. That’s got to mean something, right? 💪🇺🇸🦅😤 (/sarcasm)
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait: That guy behind them. Paulie Walnuts is a supervillain now?
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S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
If the news about CHF is real, then he knows the countdown is on. An absolute scum bag with nothing to lose and a complete lack of morals is something we really, really do not want in the White House.
John Jakala (@jjakala.bsky.social) reposted
I already thought this pencil portrait Jack Kirby did of his wife Roz was great but then I read the caption: "A drawing of Mrs. Kirby done, from memory, on the back of a piece of German stationery picked up off a dead enemy soldier." DAAAAMMMMNNN!
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Kind of hilarious that he un-ironically stated that politicos and Presidents could just openly fcuk with court evidence whenever they wanted, huh?
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, Pierre Poiliever? Pierre Polyevre? If you’re out west, and ever wanted to absolutely screw up someone’s election chances, now’s your time to shine. 🤣
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
I really hope they find two or three people with names like Pierre Paulievre to run.😂
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
God, I hope they find someone named Pierre Polyevre to run…😂
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Homeland Security itself is now posting anti-Native artwork featuring 14-word captions that always seem to include 2 capital ‘H’s (Two old “Heil Hitler” dog whistles). People should be legit worried that they’re gonna give these pigs all sorts of power to abuse, and soon.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Homeland Security posts now include paintings of fleeing Native Americans, and 14-word captions that usually include 2 capital ‘H’s. People had better figure out how much danger they’re in, and soon.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social)
These people are effing morons.🔋🔋🔋
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep that fella far, far away from windows and staircases.
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Guilt? This guy? Hell, no. It’s the lack of control of the situation that drives him nuts.
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S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social)
Hey @hfxgov.bsky.social Is that a bullet hole in the Alderney ferry terminal window? This glass is about a centimeter thick! Welcome to the Darkside, I guess; If you told me one of the Sullivan’s park geese is probably armed, it wouldn’t surprise me one bit 🔫 🙃. #Halifax #Dartmouth #HRM
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Smith: “How am supposed to sell you to America if you’re all burnt?!?”
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Just sayin’, but when you apply a bit of hindsight to the close friendship between Epstein and Trump, it almost looks as if that shady modeling outfit called “Trump Models” was custom-designed to keep it’s models silent through threat of jail or deportation. www.motherjones.com/politics/201...
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
For a minute, I was worried there wouldn’t be enough time for Colbert & all to start looking into Epstein’s pal’s modeling agency, Trump Models. I mean, what kind of things might a girl keep silent about when she’s facing arrest at any moment? I bet Trump knows. www.motherjones.com/politics/201...
S1mple N0mad (@s1mplen0mad.bsky.social) reply parent
Might as well get it all out there, then: www.motherjones.com/politics/201...