I see some people really getting their hopes up and I just feel like we’re not gonna like it
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I see some people really getting their hopes up and I just feel like we’re not gonna like it
I just want allllll of this to fucking stop
Vaxxed?
Canada, England, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Australia… They’re all on the verge of Stupid Fascism. The U.S. isn’t special. Neither are they.
They’re so painfully stupid
Has anyone ever asked them what, specifically, is woke about updating a logo?
When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website
wtf is happening
I dropped that shit as well as
Jerry burns us all
We dumped a president for being too old only to elect one who immediately died. You can't say that's not funny
It’s going to be lies and bullshit
wtf
What a mess
The flaw in everyone who makes a Bluesky bad post is that they come to the conclusion that making the site better involves importing people with centrist politics to talk politics when the actual truthful answer is that we need less politics and more goofs but that’s difficult when the world sucks
Asked my pharmacist yesterday about the new vaccine restrictions and she said they haven’t heard anything about it, so maybe Colorado is ignoring him too. Hopefully.
happy labor day
Poetic justice
3 more wins!! Come on, boys! Avoid that nasty history!
You mean the Party that was up Joe Biden’s ass about his age and health isn’t being transparent now? Shocked
If we get through this, we are going to need to have a serious reckoning with our media
Right wingers are all like ‘I just want sh*tty sliced white bread and full-fat beef milk and spam and asbestos and measles and poverty and then I’ll finally live in a world reminiscent of the yesteryear I’ve evoked in my imagination where everyone is white and hummus is illegal and I am king’.
God, I hope he lingers and suffers I hope it’s painful physically and existentially, and I hope his inner circle knifes the fuck out of each other in the process
God he looks like shit
The Q+ in his hand says it’s Q Anon bullshit
I was admittedly concerned for a minute as well until I saw the “Q+” in his hand then realized it’s just dumb Q Anon bullshit
So much of our current problem is they get to come on the news and say this bullshit with zero pushback. Imagine a world where our media stops this shit in its tracks.
It really shouldn’t be this difficult for our media to see what’s actually happening
Awesome 😑
What dumbass shit are we going to have to endure now
“bluesky has no pull” we had the world thinking the president was dead, we’re becoming more powerful than they could ever imagine
The next president had better dump Ashli Babbitt in the ocean and put a lien on her parents' house for the cost.
Why are we attacking Venezuela?
We’re not miserable people, it’s just a miserable time
Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.
And he doesn’t care about the troops
Nobody really thinks it’s happening, we’re all just getting some practice reps in. Gotta be ready for the big day.
*fart noise* 👎👎👎
they can't report him officially dead until the corpse is done shitting itself and every time they think he's finished POTUS has another surprise in store
Trying to catch up. Why do we think he’s gone gone
Why do we think he’s gone gone
I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
It’s already starting to feel a little stale
I think his “rise” is more a symptom of a lack of leadership than actual support . People are desperate.
Imagine dying for Donald Trump lmao
Funatics
Ah shit Shrek’s coming
Once again, how can they be trusted?
I’m looking forward to his trial for human rights abuses.
I can’t stand that little elf’s fucking smirk
The sitting President of the United States raped children and he’s in no danger of being held accountable for it.
Most people I know that grew up in conservative households are some of the most progressive people I’ve ever met.
They’re trying to stall for as long as it takes for Putin to win
Trump supporters never cared about kids. They just thought it was a “gotcha” for Democrats. They don’t give a fuck about anyone else.
Absolute fucking monsters.
Keep in mind they’ve been caught swapping out plates
Everyone in that crowd looks exactly how you’d expect them to look at a JD Vance speech.
What makes them think Alex Acosta is going to be honest? I keep hearing this like he’s the key to all this and he’s another Trump guy.
Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
If Subway wanted to make this dude into their new spokesman, all I'm saying is there's no way it could turn out worse than the last guy.
Oh it’s going to be literally the only thing we hear about
He deserves so much more than “mean looks”.
It's time to remove Robert F. Kennedy Jr from government before he kills us all
If only he had run support 😒
💯 percent the latter. Fueled by made up grievances and fantasies of oppression.
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
The right doesn't care about children. They teach their own that guns are more important than anything. Their anti-abortion rhetoric isn't about lives. It's about keeping people under their control. Expecting them to pass legislation that could literally save the lives of children is laughable.
It’s a very fine line to walk. There needs to be an organizational movement. There also needs to be a structured opposition Party. There are people starting to emerge to take this challenge, but the Democratic Party as a whole under its current leadership seems unwilling to take that on.
Good 🧵
My favorite part of baseball is the part where they play and re-play the worst moment of a guy’s day with hype music while the crowd cheers
Yeah most Americans are fucking morons which is how we wound up in this position
Every couple of days it stops me dead in my tracks and knocks the breath out of me to realize how bad things are gonna get for how many people in how many ways, and how it is all down to the petty insane whims of one of the worst people America has ever produced.
They will be sure to weigh in if the shooter’s politics go a certain way
One of the coolest bands to ever exist
Give him a cookie
The Iowa Senate seat that Democratic candidate Catelin Drey flipped tonight has been in GOP hands for 13 years. Not anymore.
It’s their entire existence
Just think, she is going to be in prison one day. Use that to keep going.
Litter is definitely a massive emergency that warrants mobilizing units from several states’ National Guard, arming them heavily and sending them into the streets of the capital.
Let’s all take a moment to reflect on how this just absolute alpha male sprayed on his hair for TV
Hey bud remaining neutral right now isn’t going to save you or anyone. Denver is on the list. Colorado is on the list. We need you to start speaking up. Please.
How fucking embarrassing. I feel embarrassed just watching that. My god.
“Erred”
Jesus fucking Christ
They don’t care.
Goddamn them.
Great 😑
And promise to track down and prosecute ICE agents
More people sat out than voted for either party. It was a low turnout election. 75.5 million for Kamala. 77 million for Trump. 80 million no vote. And now we get to hear for the rest of our lives it was a landslide for Trump and a mandate. Yay.
In my extended family, most of the older members are Trump supporters and all of us “kids” are passionately against him, and every single one of us voted to reflect that.
Ugh are they still on that bullshit
The same can be said of every demographic. 80 million registered voters did not vote, spread across every generation.
Til the end of time, apparently
Haha I just moved on from that comment. Millennials always catching strays!
I think people that are paying attention are fighting back, it’s just 1/3 of the country love this and another 1/3 aren’t paying attention at all and have no idea what’s going on. Completely checked out
There’s no way a MAGA uses the word “whinging”
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I think we’re up to 11 now
