So funny!!!! I’ve been saving it so I can card it & turn it into felt & make little felt cats😹😹😹
I like trains 🚂
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So funny!!!! I’ve been saving it so I can card it & turn it into felt & make little felt cats😹😹😹
Ray Winstone, best known for ‘2nd Youth’ in The Sweeney
Have you seen the state of him today (SO BLOATED) ?
Don’t forget military flypast in DC just when the victims are holding their press conference.
Soooo Hampshire ‘nados tomorrow then.
He’d be in business or first class in his own little Pod.
Did they leave a bottle of Nina Ricci’s Premier Jour behind by any chance? 🤭🤭
Wow his bloatface has really ramped up in the last few days. Too much golf is bad for you kids. Also he’s literally turning into the annoying orange.
What are the chances of that? ☄️
I think it’s pissing down here again, closed the curtains in disgust earlier but at least it’s the clouds fault I won’t see it. 😆
MP Chris Bryant is in a same sex marriage so MIDGET DIGITS won’t pay it any heed.
Oh happy couch to bear the weight HairMetal Chef!!!!
IKR!! There is l the slickering rota & boggle juice cleaning. & I have 2 Norwegian Forest, both dog sized & 2 1/2 oriental 🙀
😹😹😹 ditto. Hence the robo-vac & a huge collection of slicker brushes.
Toff is plotting how to get his back so he can re-shed it 😹😹
He’d need a heart first in order for it to change, he just has a Monroe System.
Shedding fur all over everything is exhausting.
I’d take that.
Isn’t he too busy worrying about his giant gash to do any peering?
He misspelled cunt.
Innit!!!!! It’s too squally here though to see anything. But I’d like to be given the opportunity to bitch about missing the Aurora because of clouds & insane sideways rain bursts than not have any at all.
Oooh their direct license malarkey?
How is it not already out there for our aural pleasure?
Randy Wharmpess!!!!!!
But I’ve been abstaining from Shoshul Meediah most of the day 🤭🤭🤭
That’s the one… he knows something so someone was trying to take him out… where as the actual truth of him being a pensioner of no standing & an utter liability that got rear ended by chance by a teenage driver isn’t fancy enough for his narrative.
What if I just turn up with snacks & hang my coat on it too?
He has got a face like a dried up buffalo turd so even as an adult, I would not want to have it gawping at me.
“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes & ears. It was their final, most essential command”
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Oh the Bull💩 Broadcasting Corporation? They know exactly what they are doing.
🇺🇸 didn’t implode before he came up with the tariffuckery so yeah.
@metjam.co.uk 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 cdn.softservenews.com/en/aurora-bo...
That’ll be the year of the ladybird plague then. Only seen 1 this year so far.
Dooooo iiiiiit!!! Already earwormed by the theme tune now & it can stay as long as it likes.
This is the one thing I’d change in here… or just being able to post a gif instead of having to turn one into MP4… the right gif is the difference between happiness & phone yeeting.
The injustice that there is only 1 Ulysses 31 gif on here is immense.
*Ahem*
He probably believed the news that he’s dead.
Gee not looking so great without the Cheeto dusting & facelift tape.
Does Schrödinger cover being off your box as well as inside or outside of it?
So many corkers in there. Husband hadn’t even seen this one when we went as Sister Inviolata of the Immaculate Conception & Sister Euphemia of the 5 Wounds to a fancy dress shindig 🤦🏻♀️
Ramesh has only just worked out the Persimmon Pillock spouts insane stuff? He’s a few years late buuuuut…
He needs a succulent Chinese meal.
Oooo yes! The Tuck!
An almost perfect croissant 🥐
Literally a HandMade film. Maybe he was in Camelot when he said that 😬
Don’t forget Thielites in tow…
The Meowrora Purrealis is a rare phenomena.
It’s not even Halloween yet!!!!!!
I loooooove the Overlook rug!!!! & I’m glad we’re not the only ones with huuuge amounts of kitty entertainment items. This one was worn out from some of his.
Gus says MmmmmMAUW
I think this sums up my thoughts on that snivelling tosspot www.youtube.com/shorts/ZTTRP...
RFK isn’t even qualified to be the foremost expert on his own pubic health. What a slapheaded little whelp.
Now Lego has been hit by his tariffuckery, the gloves should be off. How can someone with such a declining IQ & minuscule digits cause so much damage?
EAST TEXAS DWELLERS❗️ I am once again asking that if you or a friend of a friend of a friend might even POSSIBLY know someone who could take 1 or 2 sweet healthy adult female cats with all vet care done and no behavioral issues, their disabled senior owners are being evicted and cannot bring cats!
Aparently all of it. Silly Hoomin. Gus is screaming at the injustice for you
That really looks like it wants to reach out & make a bit of havoc
🤭🤭🤭 The casting way back always makes me giggle, I wouldn’t have any of the classics any other way but still…
Hoomin is very silly, hoomin gave you caulk not walk
Not even a hint of a shower at all. That clap of thunder did drag me out of a website daze &!remind me to actually stop working for the day though 🤣🤣🤣
@metjam.co.uk Yikes, blue skies outside & just got walloped by teeth rattling thunder that made me nearly fall off my office chair.
It’s only 266% higher
Especially as that goon thinks he can diagnose your kids by just looking at them.
Soooo they could technically farm their own seaweed too & create their own natural fertiliser from it so they wouldn’t need an external source for that too.
Also people is cunts.
Surely it’s not trading standards remit because you are a charity & any pet would be exchanged for an adoption fee which is basically a donation & therefore not a purchase?
Contained? Do they have a giant Tupperware dish to put shooters in?
Ooooo you said the magic word! & it’s in the right place on the coast for once too! ⚡️⚡️
Yup…nobody needed magnets, not one bit until CHYNAH invented them in 2005. & then they built a Time Machine so they could go back & give magnets to ancient mariners so that eventually John Clarke could ensure ‘MERICA was discovered, which was nice.
Nightmare on Cat Bowl street. 🙀🙀
It really is & the bowl of fancy Persian biscuits was almost empty… obviously that’s the cat version of almost empty 🙀
Exactly, but naturally it will become too hot later so no one can enjoy the Bank Holiday.
Ooooh you meant Covvy & the Neals Yard birth place? Cripes that’s going back a bit
Well he was in the Cotswolds & the stench still won’t go away.
Yeah inappropriate to her which rules out pretty much anything.
I was this many years old when I realised I’m OLD 😭😭😭😭
Or was that in the Trocadero? Literally in a time warp from a friends house party re-living the 🐋🐟📦 days this evening
Ooooh was that Yaohan?
😹😹😹 it will. There is much discretion in the ranks because mother & father have been out late & supper #2 has only just been served at almost 1am 🙀
Pritzker would be a great choice for sure.
Awwwww boxes do have a finite lifespan but are so much joy while they’re here. The cat hair is in place now, Mishmish & Simsim would be proud 😻
I wondered who left drool down the outside of the restaurant window 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was a ‘sharing platter’ this evening…I resorted to growling & dragging lamb ribs off the plate 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You had me at ‘I want a President that thinks’
Then box castle has to happen! New sofa didn’t even get Hoomans sitting on it first today, there was a cat army invasion & they got the boxes too!! 😹😹😹
They have hearts?
Awwww no one wants an AvtoVAZ?
Putting the Ment’ in Government 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They’re only dead when you did them up… opposite of humans 😂😂😂
