seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Speaking of baskets...Basketcase!! Omg.
did history for 20 years, now I do work-life in higher ed. Special Olympics coach. southerner living in the PacNW. runner/Peloton cult member.
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Speaking of baskets...Basketcase!! Omg.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
We sang the little "one two Freddy's coming for you.." on the bus to elementary school.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Frikkin "Watcher in the Woods" (original) It was a Disney movie!! Try to watch it. You'll pee yourself.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't *know*
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
1. I didn't Daniela Mercury covered Careless Whisper. Daaaamn 2. The red car is worse...parked on a damn curve, taking up half a lane
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, my thought is they didnt know whatever intervention or episode he had would have such a major impact on his functioning...waiting game to see what he regains. Then, if not improving, scrambling to plan next steps for transfer or power w messaging that protects his ego.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
And soooo many annoying ass parents complain when their kids start having one-on-one doctor's appointments at like 12-13. THIS IS WHY!!! So many of my parents friends get angry about it. It's not for YOUR kid. It's for kids like this. JFC is right.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Aaaaaand they are the ones cutting Medicaid $$ that children and adults w autism, especially those with high support needs, rely on for their daily survival!!!! I mean... obviously the goal is eradication. They are sick eugenicists. F them!!!
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Kressly: I expect in the next couple of weeks, this is going to get worse. You’re going to hear from the same administrative people who have gutted the expertise needed to promote child health — pushing false narratives like, “we need to look at the link between vaccines and autism.” That is a lie.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Had to tell unspeakable lies as to why they were sending so many mailers to my parents' address in the 90s
LorennaCleary.bsky.social (@lorennacleary.bsky.social) reposted
Reason 10 million to like @shannonrwatts.bsky.social
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Knew they'd release that Epstein list sooner or later...now go check the bushes
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Infected diarrhea diaper
Steven Beschloss (@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social) reposted
I don’t know what did or didn’t happen to Trump, but what I do know is the country has the right to know the truth.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Refill his skull with pudding?
Blanche Devereaux (@gingerkap23.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I think he went in for a medical procedure that he had to get, and that’s why he’s been talking about going to heaven and why he had that living wake on Tuesday- he was nervous about the procedure and needed that adulation to feel better. Now he’s hiding and recovering. Not sure what procedure tho..
pony pony huckabuck (@spindlypete.bsky.social) reposted
so when is the president's next scheduled press conference or interview or rally or whatever when we'll get to get a look at him and hear if his brain is working at all
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
I know, take all the time you need to process this shocking news...
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
We are all collectively AI, trained on his brainless way of speaking. Ask any of us to compose a post and we could do it flawlessly. This is the saddest reality.
Lindsey Hurd (@lindseyhurd.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Hyphenated adverb alert.
ellemoria (@ellemoria.bsky.social) reposted
the correctly-placed comma inside quotation marks just really ruins the worldbuilding
Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD (@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social) reposted
I believe that 99% of what RFK Jr. does is motivated by: 1. Protecting his ego and vanity. He must convince people vaccines are bad b/c he can’t be wrong. Endless photos of himself exercising b/c vanity. 2. Creating conditions for his law firm to increase profits from suing various companies.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Clippy NEVER takes 'no' for any answer...just sayin
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
I bet the White House staff is busy setting up a bunch of cardboard cutouts in the Oval Office like in Home Alone
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Narcissists cannot detect other narcissists
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Was there a few months ago and thought "who TF would want to visit that site right now?" The shame he has brought...
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh boy. This brings me back
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
But how will those losers bang prostitutes without it and not get a call that they have a surprise kid? We know they aren't wrapping it up...no condoms come in "golf tee" size
Bridie Mac (@bridiemac.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
And he's smarter - which, admittedly, is a low bar with the orange buffoon in the Chair. I'm not American but I can see the #DeltaFoxtrotTango cult hitching their devotion to JV's coat-tails - bc they're all brain-dead if for no other reason.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
JD has the same untreated personality disorder as cult daddy. He will become a megalomaniac in no time. Please hug your kids, dads. This is what happens to boys/men when they are never hugged as children...
Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis (@kendrawrites.com) reposted
Nobody likes an ultra processed food like a wellness grifter telling us the dangers of ultra processed foods. I'm sorry but your protein powder, and vital greens, and whatever the fuck bloom is did not come out of the earth looking like that.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
senior fellow at the Manhattan Institute, former chief economist to Senator Rob Portman (R-OH) & director of budget and spending policy for Marco Rubio’s 2016 presidential campaign👇🏽
Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnsonbooks.com) reposted
"We're going to need a story about this accident. Say he was helping a woman. That should work. Also, is he wearing pants? Make sure he's wearing pants."
Dom Ervolina (@dominicervolina.com) reposted reply parent
I have no idea what -actually- happened, but I can imagine if someone was driving while inebriated, they'd be eager to get the story out that they were helping a domestic violence victim
Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger.bsky.social) reposted
I'm going on record. You don't cover up dead. He's not dead. However, he's sick as shit. That you can cover up for a bit. But just a bit. Mostly I hope he feels like absolute shit and is very scared of death. That I can work with.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Sooo, he's rich. And weird.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
I cant believe he would get details wrong...like booking the Four Seasons for a press conference
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
They may even announce he's dead or incapacitated to avoid it
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Did they read a book called, "How NOT to cover up a dead president"???
Imani Gandy (@angryblacklady.bsky.social) reposted
He one thousand percent didn't write this post
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
There is no cure for child rape. He will reoffend.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
He is the Penguin from Batman, not actually Batman
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
Not sure why everyone is doubting Giuliani’s spokesman’s story it sounds totally plausible and not suspicious at all
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they pushing him aside w the pretense of a "medical issue" just to create distance from the Epstein situation? If shit comes to light after a transition, well, JD is already there, so problem solved
Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger.bsky.social) reposted
People, please stop ruining my "he could be dead" party. Sure maybe JD can control a cult while being controlled by an in-fighting committee of trillionaire shadow POTUS bros. I don't think so. But even so, he'll still be very dead. Dead is good. We have to find joy where we can.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, it technically is a white baby
Rick Havoc (@rickhavoc.bsky.social) reposted
As speculated by others, I'm going with the too many Big Macs gave him a stroke and he's now a vegetable rumor.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
I had many on my caseload in DD services
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
He's also a candidate for occasional TIAs which can compromise your speaking and memory. Would need to be evaluated/do some tests
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Call me if your arm gets tired or you need a pee break
Demeralda (@demeralda.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
And some of them have been abused/neglected and they would be returned to their abusers
Peter Sterne (@petersterne.com) reposted
Jesus fucking christ. The Trump administration tried to send a bunch of children to Guatemala at 3 am and justified it by saying that the kids just wanted to return to their parents in Guatemala, but the kids actually told the court that they are afraid of being sent back to Guatemala.
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
Pure fucking evil. Everyone involved in this shit needs to be held accountable.
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
There's only one way to stop the rumors about Donald Trump's health: a press conference. Why won't he talk to the press, and why isn't the media doggedly demanding it?
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
"we're just exchanging long protein strands...if you know of a better way, I'd love to hear it" (If you know this reference, you are cool)
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted
Must be Gruden’s favorite golf outfit since he wore it last week at Trump’s club in Virginia.
Luca Migo ❌👑 (@victinibcn.bsky.social) reposted
Jesse Watters: “You weren’t ever on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet, were you?” RFK Jr: “I was on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet two times.” Release the freaking Epstein Files. Believe the survivors and their families. We want accountability.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, it's kind of like climate change. Feel free to live in denial. I guess, quit your day job so you can be your child's PSW, OT, Speech Pathologist since you won't be accepting Medicaid services to cover all of that care and support. Those require an eligibility determination w diagnoses.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
What would he say about a young child who is autistic with very high-support-needs, perhaps does not communicate verbally or make eye contact...but is NOT vaccinated bc of anti-vaxx parents?? How would he explain that? Some other pseudoscientific bs? The mom was vaxxed? Bad humors? 🙄🙄
Paul van der Meer (@paulvandermeer.bsky.social) reposted
RFK Jr: “If you’ve ever compared an unvaccinated kid to a vaccinated kid… you see the bright eyes, the engagement, the social interactions, the curiosity. They’re completely different.“ Normally they put people who say things like that, in a mental asylum.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. Anything that does or is imagined to do harm to white, wealthy men is real. Anything else is not real.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
If you say the gibberish, “sigma male grindset” you are given a mic and lucrative career.
Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
He won’t let the press anywhere near him. This is getting weirder and weirder.
Cannonball Titcomb™ (@cannonball-titcomb.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Putin and Trump go to a restaurant. Waiter: Vlade, what will you have? Putin: Rare steak Waiter: And for your vegetable? Putin: He'll have the same.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
He’s providing them with valuable mulching experience though.
Kashana (@kashana.bsky.social) reposted
Wild that a museum would install a new Emmett Till exhibit called, “yeah, we’re covering up this murder too.”
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
She also married an old ass dude and has to look at his saggy buns and balls...hope that's fun for her!!
Aura Bogado (@aurabogado.bsky.social) reposted
I know there’s a lot going on but in June ICE took custody of a U.S.-born citizen in Chicago, Illinois and handed him over to a private contractor, which confined him in a hotel without a phone or other form of communication for five days. The city and state aren’t ready for what’s coming next.
Andrea Love, PhD | Biomedical Scientist (@drandrealove.bsky.social) reposted
What’s wild to me: NOW, media outlets & medical organizations are “stunned” by the damage RFK Jr. is doing to CDC, other health agencies, & public health. Me & my colleagues have been screaming about him for years. Years. Even more so in the last year. We were called hyperbolic. 1/
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, isn't that just someone w narcissistic personality disorder?
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooooh, that's who he reminds me of...El Hechizado, Carlos II...the last of the Hapsburgs in Spain. Born into the right family, but with some f-up inbred genes 😳
James Geluso (@atlemar.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I thought we were getting rid of DEI so we could have meritocracy. Which would mean listening to experts, right? Hold on, I’m getting a Signal message…
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
You and your SELFISH desires not to slide off the road in the rain. 😡
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is this man being interviewed????? Jesus. This is embarrassing, CNN
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!!!! My dissertation was on how the Vargas dictatorship (Brazil) only bragged about improving infant mortality - big splashing campaigns, lots of rhetoric...little action. Didn't lower infant mortality at all. Vargas gave ppl $ to name their kids after him (hmmm, who does that sound like?)
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
not just that he has no constitutional authority, there isn't even any particular legal or institutional mechanism by which the president can make anyone treat this as anything other than a weird advisory opinion.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Pritzker: "No one in the administration -- the president or anybody under him -- has called anyone in my administration or me. It's clear that in secret they're are planning this invasion with US troops."
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
My reporting uncovered the existence of DoJ training videos instructing FBI personnel on how to flag Trump’s name in the Epstein files. I’m suing to get the videos under FOIA. substack.com/@muellershew...
Andi Zeisler (@andizeisler.bsky.social) reposted
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
James Hughes (@dystopian-fashion.bsky.social) reposted
Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.
jael holzman (@jael.bsky.social) reposted
why aren’t you talking about dc every day what the heck is wrong with you
Laurie Loves Data (@laurelann.bsky.social) reposted
The US brought in nearly $30 Billion in tariffs in July, triple the amount collected in previous years That's not good news Tariffs are taxes on Americans That $30B was collected from you and me when we bought food, clothes, electronics...
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
Media should hound him at least half as much as they hounded Biden. But they won’t.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish you had ended this with "Now go make me a sandwich"
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooooh, it's sad when people they like die?? Interesting.
Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted
Trump supporters are very angry this morning about people making jokes on social media after many years of telling the rest of us to have a sense of humor and don't take everything so seriously.
Andi Zeisler (@andizeisler.bsky.social) reposted
Labor Day Weekend at Bernie’s is that anything
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool cool. Good work, everyone!
Art Martinez-Tebbel (@amtebbel.bsky.social) reposted
You know that line from No Country for Old Men where Anton Chigruh says “If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?” I think about that all the fucking time these days.
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Or frikkin "Runaway"! He was so creepy.
jim (@inwalkedbug.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
How did I never know this??
seamiracles.bsky.social (@seamiracles.bsky.social) reply parent
Dwight Yoakum in Wedding Crashers