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Seamless Jam

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Late of the Bowery Whose prose was flowery And often glowery Wrote nightly and drank daily (In moderation) And died playing the ukulele (Apologies to Lowry)😎😁

created November 13, 2024

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Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

That Bastille won’t storm itself!

2/9/2025, 2:45:29 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grifters

31/8/2025, 2:10:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They have the memes of production!

30/8/2025, 6:32:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a big NOPE!

30/8/2025, 6:31:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surrender Russia!

30/8/2025, 6:30:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#shrillex

30/8/2025, 6:29:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Disgusto

30/8/2025, 3:03:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beefier, and jerkier

30/8/2025, 1:45:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GJRboston (@gjrboston.bsky.social) reposted

#Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein

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30/8/2025, 11:47:42 AM | 5221 1747 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s next, KP? Gonna really ramp up recruiting 😎😁

30/8/2025, 1:43:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

On Monday night football Dan Don Meredith would start singing Willey Nelson’s “turn out the lights the party’s over.”

30/8/2025, 10:58:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@lookitup.baby) reposted

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

30/8/2025, 5:06:33 AM | 27217 7041 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

The oligarchs may have had enough of his nonsense and are going to do a 25th. The rubes won’t like it tho

30/8/2025, 8:16:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

She could still lead by example, you know!

29/8/2025, 8:54:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Establishment Clause of the 1st Amendment violation

29/8/2025, 8:51:18 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Better than Hegseth

29/8/2025, 8:49:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dumb as a sackful of hammers

29/8/2025, 1:50:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please god don’t let him be a fetter man

29/8/2025, 7:39:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Podencos?

28/8/2025, 5:42:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lotsa luck.

27/8/2025, 4:24:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

At least the new DOJ’s malevolence and corruption is mitigated by its incompetence. They can’t even get an indictment on the Subway guy. meidasnews.com/news/d-c-res...

27/8/2025, 2:10:04 PM | 6411 1469 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Ass-kissing session

27/8/2025, 4:19:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

Cost of Trump's D.C. Occupation: $1.1M per day. Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day. It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.

26/8/2025, 9:31:05 PM | 14748 5559 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Abrego Garcia just renewed his bid for asylum. Keep fighting!

26/8/2025, 11:48:29 PM | 10606 1801 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Short lip shortlist

26/8/2025, 10:01:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sue him for defamation, Ms. Cook!

26/8/2025, 9:20:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

I am withdrawing from People Magazine’s Sexiest Man poll in solidarity with these two artistes of the small screen.

26/8/2025, 11:40:38 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Do he never takes blame. Everything is someone else’s fault. But he takes all the credit.

25/8/2025, 9:06:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Fake as Butler. Where’s the reports on Thomas Matthew Crooks? Did he even exist?

25/8/2025, 3:19:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

If unhinged couldn’t have guns, what would ICE do?

25/8/2025, 3:16:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

This reminds me of Andrew Tate tweeting “I don’t sleep with vaccinated women!” To which a woman answered, “See, the vaccine works!”😎😄

25/8/2025, 7:44:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We already have Oily-garchs

25/8/2025, 7:42:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep

25/8/2025, 7:30:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Some paint corporation made a big donation and this is the payoff

25/8/2025, 7:29:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

New Golf Cart

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25/8/2025, 7:28:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The big, beautiful cover-up

25/8/2025, 7:26:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are just et up with the dumbass

25/8/2025, 7:25:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) reposted

The second amendment guarantees the right to a militia to guard against federal tyranny. But if a president can use that force against its own state, against the wishes of that state, then it is no militia at all and a clear violation of the second amendment.

24/8/2025, 11:37:56 PM | 22634 7159 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Liar.

24/8/2025, 6:59:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The big, beautiful cover-up

24/8/2025, 6:58:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

She was right

24/8/2025, 6:58:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

He wants to bring Slavery back thru the loophole in the 13th amendment that says it’s okay if punishment for a crime. He will criminalize everything.

24/8/2025, 6:57:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stalinesque purge of the Trotskyites

24/8/2025, 8:04:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Flynn should be breaking rocks in the stockade at Fort Leavenworth

24/8/2025, 7:05:23 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 1:24:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Try googling FSB agent images. Except for the logos in Cyrillic, they look just like ICE/DHS

23/8/2025, 1:14:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Careful, John! They will plant some of those classified docs from the Mar-a-Lago bathroom.

23/8/2025, 1:08:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

State capitalism (I thought) is fascist.

23/8/2025, 12:56:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social)

Let’s celebrate this November 27th! Happy Thanksgavin!

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23/8/2025, 12:07:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

He will do this in blue state cities on election day in 2026. Buckle up!

23/8/2025, 12:05:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Due process delayed is better than no due process at all!

23/8/2025, 12:04:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Solar and AI should be the rising tide that lifts the boats of the Bottom Billion but in reality AI will just float the yachts of the super rich and drown everyone else

22/8/2025, 12:38:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking Orcs

22/8/2025, 12:35:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a miserable excuse for a person

22/8/2025, 12:34:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember when he said Russia if you’re listening, please find Hillary’s 30,000 emails.

22/8/2025, 12:32:04 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a wonder they didn’t have to gate-check their instruments

22/8/2025, 12:29:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

They will make the USA a place where no one wants to come. Other nations will refuse to grant visas to Americans

22/8/2025, 12:28:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Eff BB&B

22/8/2025, 12:25:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Ol Devil gonna poke him with that pitchfork

22/8/2025, 11:06:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

And there’s AI music now! No humans involved!😎😁

21/8/2025, 8:58:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

To get JD?

21/8/2025, 10:53:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re bringing Slavery back through the loophole in the 13th that says it’s okay as punishment for a crime. He will declare that everyone who disagrees with him is a criminal.

21/8/2025, 10:52:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

OK will remain one of the dumber states

20/8/2025, 2:37:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s escalated the Culture Wars

20/8/2025, 7:50:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t get it. Not one of their songs is memorable

20/8/2025, 7:49:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

All them Republicans take credit for Biden policies

20/8/2025, 7:47:44 AM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blue States need a well-regulated militia

19/8/2025, 10:49:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

And crooked since she took the $25,000 “contribution” to not pursue justice for Floridians scammed by Trump University

19/8/2025, 10:48:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Rednecklining? Reverse sunset town. Don’t let em out after sundown.

19/8/2025, 6:06:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

They get free apartments in Trump Tower

19/8/2025, 1:07:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hart’s Unknown (@hartsunknown.blacksky.app) reposted

Oh how great it would be if every Black player on Texas and Ohio State boycotted the game until Texas cancels the redistricting vote and Ohio pulls their National Guard from DC. Those players have so much power and they don’t even use it.

19/8/2025, 3:23:49 AM | 12121 2697 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Like the call to Raffensberger asking for 11,800 votes!

18/8/2025, 7:05:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He sold out to Putin.

18/8/2025, 7:00:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s not a frequent flyer on Epstein Air tho

17/8/2025, 4:23:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate, that?😎😁

17/8/2025, 4:21:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Should have nabbed him. Is there a reward?

17/8/2025, 4:21:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Also lacking marbles, empathy, cognitive ability, vocabulary, scruples, literacy

17/8/2025, 4:19:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Nearly all white/collar crime prosecutions have been dropped, effectively legalizing it!

17/8/2025, 4:16:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Liddle Marco’s earlobes get longer when he lies. They’ll be down around his knees soon.

17/8/2025, 4:15:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gutless wonder

17/8/2025, 10:22:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More racial profiling

17/8/2025, 3:54:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No marbles

16/8/2025, 3:36:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another cunning stunt

16/8/2025, 1:35:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuckers

16/8/2025, 12:44:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cue Benny Hill theme

16/8/2025, 7:48:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

The upward redistribution of wealth over the past 50 years has shifted $80 trillion from the bottom 90% of Americans to the top 1%. That’s $80 trillion that would have gone into the paychecks of the working class. The greatest trick of all is trickle-down economics.

15/8/2025, 11:01:06 PM | 14873 5307 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

A full-court panino press

16/8/2025, 6:35:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted reply parent

I'm looking forward to saying "I guess you can't indict a ham sandwich after all." #JuryNullification

15/8/2025, 8:15:50 PM | 2459 275 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Now that agent has BLTSD (I stole that)😎😁

15/8/2025, 3:24:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Where’s the State Troopers? I wanna see CHiPs ride in amongst them on Electraglides and kick some Orc ass! Blue States need a well-regulated militia pronto!

15/8/2025, 12:58:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Nancy Pelosi also owns a lot of shares of Nvidia and Apple. What if all this political crap is just theater to distract us plebs? The rich want us to think the immigrant is our enemy but it’s really them!😎😁

15/8/2025, 12:54:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And they voted for him 3 times! I guess a road to Dumbasscus moment can happen to anyone

15/8/2025, 12:50:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LorennaCleary.bsky.social (@lorennacleary.bsky.social) reposted

Well done, Alaska.

15/8/2025, 10:04:18 AM | 15686 4423 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Fascism.

14/8/2025, 10:00:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Knuckle

14/8/2025, 9:56:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If anyone you know does this, shun them as collaborators. Bella ciao!

14/8/2025, 6:08:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

Mar’quain mullin’ it over. Can he reach the pedals in a Jeep? He’s Tom Cruise tiny!

14/8/2025, 6:06:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And Charter Schools are a cash machine for the holders of the charter. Basically a real estate deal.

13/8/2025, 3:47:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought hey maybe they’ll run out of things to fuck up. Boy was I wrong!

13/8/2025, 3:44:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent

I went to school with Boomer Latinos whose parents were punished for speaking Spanish at school. Some claimed they were Spanish and not Mexican.

13/8/2025, 1:25:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view