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That Bastille won’t storm itself!
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That Bastille won’t storm itself!
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Grifters
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They have the memes of production!
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That’s a big NOPE!
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Surrender Russia!
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#shrillex
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Disgusto
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Beefier, and jerkier
GJRboston (@gjrboston.bsky.social) reposted
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What’s next, KP? Gonna really ramp up recruiting 😎😁
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On Monday night football Dan Don Meredith would start singing Willey Nelson’s “turn out the lights the party’s over.”
Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@lookitup.baby) reposted
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
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The oligarchs may have had enough of his nonsense and are going to do a 25th. The rubes won’t like it tho
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She could still lead by example, you know!
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Establishment Clause of the 1st Amendment violation
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Better than Hegseth
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Dumb as a sackful of hammers
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Please god don’t let him be a fetter man
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Podencos?
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Lotsa luck.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
At least the new DOJ’s malevolence and corruption is mitigated by its incompetence. They can’t even get an indictment on the Subway guy. meidasnews.com/news/d-c-res...
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Ass-kissing session
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
Cost of Trump's D.C. Occupation: $1.1M per day. Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day. It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.
Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Abrego Garcia just renewed his bid for asylum. Keep fighting!
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Short lip shortlist
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Sue him for defamation, Ms. Cook!
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I am withdrawing from People Magazine’s Sexiest Man poll in solidarity with these two artistes of the small screen.
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Do he never takes blame. Everything is someone else’s fault. But he takes all the credit.
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Fake as Butler. Where’s the reports on Thomas Matthew Crooks? Did he even exist?
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If unhinged couldn’t have guns, what would ICE do?
Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent
This reminds me of Andrew Tate tweeting “I don’t sleep with vaccinated women!” To which a woman answered, “See, the vaccine works!”😎😄
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We already have Oily-garchs
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Yep
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Some paint corporation made a big donation and this is the payoff
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The big, beautiful cover-up
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They are just et up with the dumbass
Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) reposted
The second amendment guarantees the right to a militia to guard against federal tyranny. But if a president can use that force against its own state, against the wishes of that state, then it is no militia at all and a clear violation of the second amendment.
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Liar.
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The big, beautiful cover-up
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She was right
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He wants to bring Slavery back thru the loophole in the 13th amendment that says it’s okay if punishment for a crime. He will criminalize everything.
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Stalinesque purge of the Trotskyites
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Flynn should be breaking rocks in the stockade at Fort Leavenworth
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Try googling FSB agent images. Except for the logos in Cyrillic, they look just like ICE/DHS
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Careful, John! They will plant some of those classified docs from the Mar-a-Lago bathroom.
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State capitalism (I thought) is fascist.
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He will do this in blue state cities on election day in 2026. Buckle up!
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Due process delayed is better than no due process at all!
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Solar and AI should be the rising tide that lifts the boats of the Bottom Billion but in reality AI will just float the yachts of the super rich and drown everyone else
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Fucking Orcs
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What a miserable excuse for a person
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Remember when he said Russia if you’re listening, please find Hillary’s 30,000 emails.
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It’s a wonder they didn’t have to gate-check their instruments
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They will make the USA a place where no one wants to come. Other nations will refuse to grant visas to Americans
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Eff BB&B
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Ol Devil gonna poke him with that pitchfork
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And there’s AI music now! No humans involved!😎😁
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To get JD?
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They’re bringing Slavery back through the loophole in the 13th that says it’s okay as punishment for a crime. He will declare that everyone who disagrees with him is a criminal.
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OK will remain one of the dumber states
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He’s escalated the Culture Wars
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I don’t get it. Not one of their songs is memorable
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All them Republicans take credit for Biden policies
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Blue States need a well-regulated militia
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And crooked since she took the $25,000 “contribution” to not pursue justice for Floridians scammed by Trump University
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Rednecklining? Reverse sunset town. Don’t let em out after sundown.
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They get free apartments in Trump Tower
Hart’s Unknown (@hartsunknown.blacksky.app) reposted
Oh how great it would be if every Black player on Texas and Ohio State boycotted the game until Texas cancels the redistricting vote and Ohio pulls their National Guard from DC. Those players have so much power and they don’t even use it.
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Like the call to Raffensberger asking for 11,800 votes!
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He sold out to Putin.
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He’s not a frequent flyer on Epstein Air tho
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I hate, that?😎😁
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Should have nabbed him. Is there a reward?
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Also lacking marbles, empathy, cognitive ability, vocabulary, scruples, literacy
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Nearly all white/collar crime prosecutions have been dropped, effectively legalizing it!
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Liddle Marco’s earlobes get longer when he lies. They’ll be down around his knees soon.
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Gutless wonder
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More racial profiling
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No marbles
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Another cunning stunt
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Fuckers
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Cue Benny Hill theme
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
The upward redistribution of wealth over the past 50 years has shifted $80 trillion from the bottom 90% of Americans to the top 1%. That’s $80 trillion that would have gone into the paychecks of the working class. The greatest trick of all is trickle-down economics.
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A full-court panino press
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted reply parent
I'm looking forward to saying "I guess you can't indict a ham sandwich after all." #JuryNullification
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Now that agent has BLTSD (I stole that)😎😁
Seamless Jam (@seamlessjam.bsky.social) reply parent
Where’s the State Troopers? I wanna see CHiPs ride in amongst them on Electraglides and kick some Orc ass! Blue States need a well-regulated militia pronto!
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Nancy Pelosi also owns a lot of shares of Nvidia and Apple. What if all this political crap is just theater to distract us plebs? The rich want us to think the immigrant is our enemy but it’s really them!😎😁
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And they voted for him 3 times! I guess a road to Dumbasscus moment can happen to anyone
LorennaCleary.bsky.social (@lorennacleary.bsky.social) reposted
Well done, Alaska.
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Fascism.
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Knuckle
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If anyone you know does this, shun them as collaborators. Bella ciao!
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Mar’quain mullin’ it over. Can he reach the pedals in a Jeep? He’s Tom Cruise tiny!
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And Charter Schools are a cash machine for the holders of the charter. Basically a real estate deal.
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I thought hey maybe they’ll run out of things to fuck up. Boy was I wrong!
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I went to school with Boomer Latinos whose parents were punished for speaking Spanish at school. Some claimed they were Spanish and not Mexican.