I wonder how many maga heads exploded seeing this. ā¦*saves to post on truth social troll account I now have to make*
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I wonder how many maga heads exploded seeing this. ā¦*saves to post on truth social troll account I now have to make*
Love it
Beautiful doggos š
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Is weird Al a Christian? I think heās Jewish but would have to double check that.
Aww, trying to hurt my feelings? Thatās cute. Anyway, youāre getting boring. Have a nice life, Satanic Jesus. Maybe, if you try really hard, you can be a doer instead of a whiner. Ta-ta!
I know exactly the comparison youāre making. Youāre neither clever nor original. And me calling you Satanic Jesus had less to do with your name and more to do with your physical appearance. Which isnāt where I usually go but some people beg for it. Queue the victim card play.
Tables and chairs, I hope he passes quickly
So, explain then. Enlighten me. Why donāt you go single-handedly solve the entire worldās problems? Since you have all the answers and we peasants simply lack the intellectual depth to comprehend any of your genius, Satanic Jesus.
I threaten to take my kidās Switch. She usually straightens herself up pretty fast š„²
I loath him with every fiber of my being.
We practically have a count down timer at my house lol
Walgreens blows. Never seen such an incompetent bunch of people handling narcotics in my life.
You and every other Karen in these comments
So itās just about you bitching. Got it.
Thatās true, I stand corrected
Oooh, that makes sense
Iām not even a liberal, dipshit, Iām a goddamn progressive. I donāt think you have a clue what political affiliation you are. Your creed seems to be point fingers at everyone except you and word salad some nonsense reason why youāre 100% right. THAT IS MAGATARD SHIT. Do better.
Fingies crossed!! š¤
Your sister would have said that dog was not showing any signs of aggression and youāre being ridiculous. Iām done with you simpletons.
Actually, now that I think about it, the facial swelling could mean his heart disease has advanced to kidney failure. But yeah, Iām not usually one for conspiracy theories but something about the whole thing stinks
Hahahahaha
That can happen, I have a much milder version of the same condition, but swelling typically doesnāt happen in your face. Because gravity. It settles in legs and feet, hands if itās severe (King Charles). Why is it every other pic on Google in 4k but this one was taken with a 2005 Motorola Razr?
Iām not sure he is, Iām kinda falling into this body double rabbit hole rn š
Iām no expert but that doesnāt look like the same ear or nose to me. What do yāall think? #whereistrump #bodydouble #ishedead
Oh, I get it. Youāre British. Yeah, yāall are dumb as fuck when it comes to dogs.
Sure it does. In the context of this video, yeah, yāall are wrong.
Fred Rogers was the last āgood Christianā
I love her š„¹
Maybe he grabbed the wrong bitch and thatās where the bruise came from šš maybe Melania has some kind of chastity belt that smacks his hand with a go-go gadget hammer if he tries to touch her š
I find it easier by not thinking of him as human. He doesnāt think of anyone else as human, why should he get the benefit? Trump is down to like, cockroach level, to me. Disgusting, existence serves no purpose, and I will absolutely spray Raid into his eyeballs if I find him in my house.
The most pissed on grave in history.
The Fundie Baby Voice is a manipulation technique.
The cube one is a Soul, thatās what I have. Thatās wild though
Cupping her ass like a proper pedophile
What about the blurry ass photo from yesterday? Was that actually from Yesterday or was it an old one too?
Trump, Netanyahu, and Putin all deserve each other. Canāt wait for hell to gobble all 3 of them up, preferably at the same fucking time.
Do you know what year? My Kia is a 2016 and came with a spare and jack. Curious when they stopped including them
I used to work with JDās cousin. Dude was a registered kid diddler. Thatās why JD Bowman changed his name.
I hate it here. šš
One of my favorite characters out of the new trilogy
Thatās the department I want.
The insults were directed at the entire group of like 4-5 people attacking me for trying to educate them on what cobbing is. Why is it so fucking hard to say āoh, I didnāt know that, that dog must really love that baby, theyāre going to be best friendsā? Itās like yall want to be angry.
Thatās so freaking adorable. My childhood dog, a 70lb boxer/lab mix, would nibble our feet if we had socks on lmao. Luna, in my pfp, is the only other dog Iāve ever had that cobs and sheās much more obsessive about it.
The key to having dogs and kids is to not be a fucking idiot and monitor them together and watch your dogās body language. This parent was, quite obviously, doing just that. Youāre freaking out about something nonexistent in this video. So I donāt understand the manufactured outrage.
How am I an aggressive bitch when Iām trying to educate? Iām an autistic person who has spent her 38 years obsessed with dogs. Iām essentially a self-taught dog trainer. Fucking forgive me for trying educated the willfully fucking stupid. Have the day you deserve, cunt. (That was aggressive.)
The gift shop is better at being a gift shop than the restaurant is at being a restaurant, if that makes sense.
I wish theyād bring the Cracker Barrel Logo energy to gun control.
I get it though, poor little oppressed white boy. Life is so tough. Did mom stop doing your laundry? Oh shit man, did she ask you to get a job? That bitch. Poor lamb, youāll be alright.
Youāre a little boy living in momās basement who think you know everything about how the world works, but alas, you just come across as whiny as a 2 year old. You still donāt seem to realize fascism is a far right ideology and there is no such thing as a āleft fascistā. Thatās an oxymoron.
I donāt need to, I understand dogsā body language. So what are you fuckwits suggesting - if you have a baby you just shouldnāt have dogs? Man, the lengths people will go to bitch on the internet about shit you donāt understand.
Mine usually doesnāt exceed $220 in peek summer but it was almost $400 this month
Sheās a magatard like you, Cletus. Maybe you should start with looking fascism up in the dictionary. I know, I know, itās your kryptonite, but I think youāll survive, kiddo.
Youāre a triggered Karen, Cupcake. Iām curious how you know the dog isnāt well trained? How do you know the dog isnāt a family memberās service dog? Are you an animal behaviorist? Or are you just some bitch on the internet always ready to interject with complaint? Iāll wait.
Bieber? I always thought she looks exactly like Putin in a wig. Their faces are identical šš
Bahahahaha
Did it occur to you to google dog nibbling before embarrassing yourself?
To any of the morons talking about āthe nibblesā - dogs nibble on their most prized possessions. It has a calming effect on them much like a pacifier. It is NOT out of malice or aggression. My papillon nibbles her favorite toy and my chin. Itās how they show love.
If that worried you, then you donāt know shit about dog behavior. This dog was doing āthe nibblesā. They nibble their most prized possessions; itās calming to them much like a pacifier. My papillon nibbles her most favorite toy and occasionally my chin. That dog was showing zero aggression.
Bitch are you serious? Please tell me this is sarcasm or satire. ššš
Commander-in-the-McDonaldās-Drive-Thru
Are you sure it aināt a Trump suit tho
Lmao thatās not fascism, little boy. You bitch more than my mother.
Dude, we have to protect democracy BEFORE we can protect trans people, unsheltered people, and undocumented people. You sound like one of those independent voters who like to bitch but waste their vote on some asshat that wonāt get 1% of the votes.
Smoke a fatty
Fuck that traitor bitch. She shouldnāt have been the only one, imo
Iām obsessed with fairies š
I donāt give two shits about newsom, but atleast heās doing something instead of rolling over and presenting his genitals like a submissive dog. Youāre literally bitching to bitch.
James Slowmer
Very pretty!
We Americans could use some Vitamin Eh ššš
Enough eh for breakfast gotdamn ššššššš
Neil Young has been spicy the last few days. Yāall hear his new song?! youtu.be/8B9ATiGpbl8?...
Same, I kept mine because my kids school group and classroom group.
Neil Young has been spicy the last few days. Yāall hear his new song?! youtu.be/8B9ATiGpbl8?...
I watch SNL every week and literally never seen him in my life. He must be a coffee retriever.
Someone needs to get a med check.
Good, she can go off and die. We all do it. Dusty old bitch.
I hope he gets cancer on his qball standing out in the sun to spew his garbage.
Fuck that traitor cunt.
Bahahahahaha he does tho
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He shot them through a window from the street outside bruh, what the actual fuck is a metal detector going to do
Bahahahahaha š¤£
He should have shot them all. Heās a fucking hero.
Awwww adorable. I love their little toes
Hahahahaha me too š¤£
That bothered me too. My kid has severe ADHD and if weāre getting on a plane, Iām giving her Ritalin and Dramamine and putting an iPad in her hands. Sorry not sorry š¤·āāļø Itās like RFK doesnāt realize he looks like the fuckin Edgar Suit. š his face is actively scaring children at all times.
I have a very love/hate relationship with Stephen King. I havenāt read The Stand, but gonna add it and this one to my list. Spooky book/spooky movie season is around the corner, yāall!
He hasnāt acknowledged any tragedies since heās been in office. I think he wants to downplay it all so Fox and the cultists only talk about āpositiveā things, to aid the illusion that the country is somehow better off since heās been back.
Iām here for it! š
Is it just me or does he look a lot like Jim Morrison?
Thanks! You too, honey bee! š
The question I ask every morning as I get on Bluesky š
Dear white people - this is a fine example of why everyone hates us. We are not superior. We should be on our collective knees begging forgiveness for all of the generational trauma weāve inflicted.
I tell mine to hold down the fort š¤£
Why the fuck would god listen to you and not the little kids at fucking mass?