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My Dinner With Gary
Artist, cat lover and avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Married. Ancient history, paleontology, astronomy, cooking, birding, singing, piano, whisk(e)y, dark 80s music, 90s candyraver, general mayhem. Lived in South Korea from 2005-2009. νμν©λλ€!
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My Dinner With Gary
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I saw it years ago. I don't remember it making a particular impact on me. It was fine, I have never gone looking to watch it again.
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Hammer time?
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people might try to break them and escape ... you know how dumb people can be ...
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Please help if you can.
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βͺ i'm addicted to you but you know that you're toxic β«
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My husband just made the command decision to cancel Disney+. I feel a bit adrift, although we actually don't really watch it, except for the original Star Wars trilogy and when Andor was on.
Emissary Of Night | ΩΩΩΩ (@diplomatofnight.com) reposted
A Senator of the United States of America says that he was refused the ability to see Gaza for himself as part of a Jordanian aerial mission over the occupied territory.
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That's something AI can't do
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
Over 300 MILLION American citizen's files stolen by DOGE. Why can't 1 person with access steal the EPSTEIN Files? #LEAKtheEPSTEIN_Files
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No Country For Dead Man
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If you see this, QTP with your favourite princess Zelda! (Wrong answers only)
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How could any mortal resist, I mean, really!!
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A blast from my childhood.
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Tasha the cat has discovered a pistachio which had fallen under the couch and is gleefully playing soccer with it around the apartment.
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Three words that can fix you, go "Here's some cheesecake"
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I have done this now and then
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Oh thank heavens.
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Truer words were never spoken
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Warning: this movie is EXTREMELY disturbing.
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Sting is often entertaining.
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I'm reminded of Pompey the Great, who pretended he was super-sick for a couple of weeks, to see who came to pay respects.
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Bigger the harder he falls!
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Just what are you trying to say?
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Waking? Are you woke? π
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This minute, a short history of Karen Allen's career. Musically this week I have been favouring Rush; my hubs is on an Elton John kick.
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We're taking care of my brother's cat for this week. Tasha's a bit challenging, but she's SO beautiful and sweet.
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Aw man, you made me picture him humping the couch like a Chihuahua.
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I thought he grew up to be Stephen Miller?
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If people want their kids to learn from AI, there should be specific AI-taught only schools for those people. The rest of the kids can go to regular public or private school as normal.
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βͺ eensy-weensy brain guy trips up the airplane stairs βͺ
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You don't like Lone Skum? How is that possible?? π
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It's one reason I'm glad that I never had to worry about facial hair. Can't shave your legs for a few days? You can get away with that, usually - pants will help. Can't shave your face for a few days? You begin looking like The Revenant.
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Absolutely nope nope nope. You haven't met, you don't know if you're even going to get along, and you want to spend the night? What if you make her uncomfortable, where are you going to go? Or were you planning to just ... not leave even if it's obviously not working out?!
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They're pretty much all Old Spice now ...
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Sure hope they're going to suspend Meta AI's account permanently
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Tortellini with basil pesto, a couple of nice grass-fed grilled medium pieces of top sirloin, and salad.
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We had steak and pasta last night. It was great.
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*tearfully* He DOES care! *swelling, stirring violin music crescendos*
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It's actually "I couldn't care less" ... because you're implying that it's nothing to you. If you COULD care less ... you still care.
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OK, so you'll happily vote for billionaire-bought demokkkrat transphobes who are also anti-LGBTQ+ rapist misogynist pedophiles? Because I guarantee you they exist, and will be showing up at election time. If your only real criteria is "not fascist Nazi" your bar is mighty low.
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I got to use my teeny bit of "Shogun" Japanese in Japan! I'm glad that I learned how to say "I'm sorry, please wait" among other things!
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In other news, I am one of the world's foremost experts on public bathing.
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A gondola over LA? In this economy?
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Dave confessed to mixed feelings: "I felt, well, O.K. about it. But not great. More than a little embarrassed, actually. Mr Ketchum followed the rules, all right. Hey, they say they've tried this out on pigeons and rats and little kids and it worked on them. Maybe there's something wrong with me."
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Please help save Milo. He required emergency Intussusception surgery & was slow to recover & required a longer hospital stay than expected. He still requires blood work, ultra sound & X-rays. Iβm on SSI & canβt afford this, I have no problems begging. Anything for Milo #cats gofund.me/cd27fb71
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I read a story about a little kid who, when advised to 'calm down', said "No! NO! I'm going to ANGRY UP!!"
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Where's the proof of that? They expect to just be believed?
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You can't walk away from someone who's already been elected by other shitty people. Also, trans rights are human rights; anyone who says otherwise is a bigot, and should not be elected to ANY office.
Jamal abu hashemπ΅πΈ (@jamalzuhir.bsky.social) reposted
Hello dears Jamal from Gaza whose family lost everything and he is trying with all his might to rebuild their lives and help them with the crazy costs in Gaza and travel outside Gaza when the crossings open. I hope you support us. Your little support, even if it is $5 chuffed.org/project/1389...
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Hi Doaa, this post has been deleted? I reposted a slightly older one for you. π
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They have this weird idea that the moment a sperm hits an egg, a tiny person perfect in all details (including political ideology) appears. This tiny person must be protected, right up until the point it leaves the uterus naturally, at which time the GOP can safely stop protecting it in any way.
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I play Scrabble Go! online with my nephew. He's a challenging opponent!
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Let's see you at 21
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how absolutely DARE you!!
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Damn it, they've got angle grinders!! Who could have foreseen it!
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Gee, I wonder why he chose to make his "sidekick" a Black woman? Isn't DEI illegal these days?
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I Can Make An Educated Guess About What You Did Last Summer
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It's no more art than if someone cut up a newspaper, shook the words together, and made random sentences out of them.
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LOL! Of course people are trolling it by asking for 18000 cups of water.
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Shared π
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My brother's cat had zoomies this morning. It was hard on my husband and his cacti on the end tables.
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They don't let you sit in the doctor's waiting room any more!
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Please, help if you can.
Molly Shah (@mommunism.bsky.social) reposted
For no reason they closed @najwagaza.bsky.socialβs account (Sakherβs mom) but she still needs help
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Oh yes, that Marx and his acid rock.
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This happened to me on vacation a few weeks ago. Searched and searched when packing up to come home. It was in my purse the whole time, I found it just as we had boarded the totally no-smoking-or-vaping ferry. π
IYKYK (@nisslbody.bsky.social) reposted
Yo guys, showing people pics of dead kids doesn't cause feelings in people who lack compassion, it causes feelings in people who already care, especially those of us who have lost children.
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"Braise my biscuits!" sounds like an old-timey exclamation of surprise
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I'm an open Voynich Manuscript.
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Baked?
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βͺ Star shrekking across the universe βͺ
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it might also be your looks
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Even a stopped clock shows the right time twice a day.
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I've been seeing reports about how people are regretting electing him since April. When the reports begin mentioning how they're going to actually hold him accountable, THEN I will get excited. A little. Maybe. I don't have a lot of hope, though.
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David Hogg got gun laws passed in Desantis Florida and the DNC ran him out for saying maybe a couple 85+ year olds should retire
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I often do this when dinner involves rice. :)
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Perhaps if you had read a little further down the thread you would realize that you are the moron
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Who's the "we" who will be dealing with anti-trans Dems if any are voted into power? It won't be YOU. It will be trans people themselves. "Let's just get this guy in despite his terrible views on LGBTQ+ and worry about it later" sounds like "Oh no, Trump doesn't want to be a dictator, that's silly".
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You do so much, Molly. Don't berate yourself. β€οΈ
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Isn't the bad news out of the US enough? Now we have this stupidity happening in Canada?
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You wanna go right back to the Middle Ages when people ate off trenchers, eh?
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Ah! So them shouting at me after I leave them some seeds is a sign of acceptance!
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Excellent work, lad! Keep it up!