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Make of it what you will.
I mean... bsky.app/profile/skel...
It's CLUE. Somebody in the room poisoned him.
Watch what Don Jr does with his left hand. This needs to be streaming inside the Capitol, Senate chamber, House chamber, and hologrammed across the White House and Department of Homeland Security.
chemo?
If Trump dies, does JD Vance revert back to the 2018 version of himself that hated Trump?
I'm still going with this. Everything fits.
I wonder who in the room gave him the COVID
Imagine having a government that tries stuff like this. ♥️
I want a covid vaccine. If i can get one, are they still safe from RFK Jr meddling? Have they been compromised?
BREAKING DOJ releases full Epstein grocery shopping list.
Isn't it crazy that life would probably improve for 90% of the planet if just 10 to 50 key individuals were eliminated?
BREAKING Controversial President Donald Trump has passed away at the age of 79 probably.
It’s a long weekend & Bronzolini didn’t fly to his Florida Swamp Castle. He LOVES it there for golf & his ballroom of butt kissers. Why stay in DC? Whatever is going on with his health is so bad that he now can’t safely fly anywhere. 5-days hiding from press & no air travel? Something is wrong.
At Burger King the worker and a customer were trading jabs at Biden. One of them called him Captain Poopy Pants. They say the Dems keep trying to get rid of Trump but never will. I don't think MAGA even follows the news. They have a cartoon view of things.
I'm still going with this. Everything fits.
This is the kind of thing you post at 6:54 if you might be dead.
The universe is like "will you be happy if I take out Giuliani instead of Trump?" Don't take the bait!!!!
I choose to believe that the Newsom attack strategy is draining Trump's Combat Power faster than anything ever has.
When the silence WASN'T a secret overnight trip to a US military base (like they usually do with media blackouts) it got really suspicious.
I hope when Trump goes to hospice someday they have to inspect his genitals to make sure he's not trans or anything scary like that.
The Universe is waking up
footage of Trump golfing today
Facebook says the photos are from June. I can't trust anything on Facebook tho. Drowning in lies and misinformation.
The 9yo watched Kiki's Delivery Service tonight and went to bed talking about it. ♥️
Let's see him climb some airplane stairs this week please lol
Meanwhile, Joe Biden today looking healthy and happy.👇
If your political party destroying long term societal structure for short term personal gain then your party is selfish assholes.
Why is he speaking in lieu of Trump so much lately?
4 months ago we were at "Does USAID deserve to exist" and now we're at "can the MAGA militia wear facemasks while they grab random people of color and smash their faces into the concrete?"
Today would be a good day for Biden to post a photo of himself out doing normal stuff.
An ICE agent who isn't white... is a conundrum to me.
I was saddened to learn this morning that Donald Trump is still alive. *puts balloons back on shelf*
Boomeraang
New way to grift unlocked
Little Debbie implies the existence of Enormous Debbie
Sir I know you're in pain but the internet figured it out and we need you to go golfing at 6am
looking good Donny
In olden times, you’d sound out constituents, gauge support for a bill, then vote. Now, it’s the opposite. @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Art of the Deal or Whatever
The Muppets: I Do Do da Do Do Kermit and Miss Piggy finally tie the knot, but Kermit is having butterflies so the crew gets together for one final road trip.
They probably have a year's worth of photos for just this occasion
and we all did a dry run of how awesome it's going to be
A proof of life photo was provided but if we were the right wing we could just say that's lizard skin draped over a robot clone mitochondria horse paste
OMG please let Biden wear his aviator shades to Trump's funeral and do a little smirk
This could, if rumors are true, be the best Labor Day weekend ever.
🎻
You know the coffin gonna be cheugy gold
Click like if you will help dig the hole for free.
It's going to be hilarious when Trump shows up on Tuesday with no right arm and the press corps doesn't ask a single question about it.
5am, waiting in line at Party America
Is Trump still dead?
So he's dead right?
So he's dead right?
RIH
Is Trump still dead?
Dr. Dmitri Daskalakis, who resigned from the CDC says that RFKJr said he believes that Avian flu should be allowed to "burn through" the chickens and then children and others, so we can propagate a "stronger species". RFKJr believes in eugenics. RFKJr needs to resign or be fired.
I don't know if this matters but there was fighter jet activity overhead today and it was different than usual.
my wife just got back from her book club of mostly offline people and i can report that the rumor has broken containment
They should make a harmless kid version of Saw like they did with Muppet Babies
What if he's dead but they all want to cryfuck the body before the news finds out.
One starts to wonder if Oct 7 was even what we are told
If he returns with 6 pack ab implants I'm done with this universe
RIP king
my magic 8 ball says yes
5am, waiting in line at Party America
This emotional dry run for the real thing has been fun.
a couch cushion lol
nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
It's going to be hilarious when Trump shows up on Tuesday with no right arm and the press corps doesn't ask a single question about it.
Click like if you will help dig the hole for free.
My daughter informs me “everyone on Tik Tok” is gouling out too. So great time for the White House to start posting there.
I want confirmation.
You know the coffin gonna be cheugy gold
Is there even one thing that has improved since Trumpstein was elected? For anyone??
we should create a national agency that monitors this kind of thing wouldn't that be cool?
GOD NEEDS MORE MONEY!!!
Good to know. I'll be picking one soon for freelance work and it feels like a big decision!
can i ask which you recommend now
Goodnight moon. Goodnight brush. Goodnight Trump. Say hi to Rush. 🌕
Sir, your kidney transplant was a success. The bad news is you got Donald Trump's kidney.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Devil takes Trump to keep. If he should die before I wake, I hope the timeline celebrates. Manifesting. ✨
What song are we blasting in the neighborhood if the things happens
The odds are very low you'll wake up tomorrow to that big beautiful headline, but they're a lot higher odds now than they were 3 days ago.
Dear White People Who Are Wishcasting: Is it too much to ask that y'all celebrate like football hooligans at strategic locations if your wish is granted?
MAGAs raged upon realizing that 70% of the country had secretly planned for this day, and the sky filled with blue balloons. Millions of them.
🎻
This could, if rumors are true, be the best Labor Day weekend ever.