Have him type it up. He's got one more report in him. Should be short since there's nothing there, right?
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Have him type it up. He's got one more report in him. Should be short since there's nothing there, right?
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
the one time I think dems should get on Fox news and demand to know why RFK Jr hates Trump's vaccine
My money is on Covid.
He's making me tap the meme again. One set of rules for MAGA, another for everyone else.
Don't. Grant. The. Premise. Not least because the data suggest it is a Narrativeā¢ļø that cannot fail (it can only be failed).
Russia, Russia, Russia!! HOAX!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
absolutely incredible statement
Morocco has entered the chat (and Senegal, and Cote D'Ivorie, and Madagascar, and Burkina Faso, and Mauritania, and...how many characters do I have on this app?)
It's from the HBO show Silicon Valley. The Russ Hanneman character was (loosely) based on Cuban.
But he put radio on the internet.
Jesus. I need to tell that to 30 years ago me, forced to scour every store in Denver trying to find my son the Terrell Davis jersey that he wanted.
Chances this was written by DJT?
I wondered the same thing, and looked it up. it was in the low 60s yesterday morning.
Sounds like a guy who is currently sick with Covid to me.
He'll have the deficit paid off by next month.
Assuming he conscious.
Nope. He gave it to the Chinese.
I need you to take on the family circus next. There's gotta be a backstory there.
I suspect Dear Leader has Covid.
Cialis is a hell of a drug.
But, he's white....
Youāll notice he steps on Geneās foot so he canāt step away. Again, one of the most despicable and disgusting things Iāve ever seen happen on a soccer pitch.
The Chinese and the Europeans will benefit.
Download and save the files where they cannot be overwritten. Save your data. Do whatever you need to do to keep this information from being destroyed by these motherfuckers.
No, not with a fried peanut butter & banana sandwich. Not like that.
*White guy born in Nevis
Fifty-one of the 85 Federalist papers were written by a guy born in Nevis.
The Republicans wouldāve started āthe President is hiding in his basementā at day three.
Covid.
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Yeah, man, totalitarianism is when people listen to experts. Good talk, always a pleasure to hear from you.
I think he has Covid.
I think heās got Covid. And we all know itās impossible for Dear Leader to get Covid.
I could get behind this.
Labor Day?
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Thanks for boosting this.
Iām so tired. Iām so very very tired I put in so much work and yet you still say this shit
Soft tissue injury. Call Morgan and Morgan.
š The Sunday morning news shows are absolutely the worst, and so past their prime. Journalists canāt be journalists or else the guests wonāt show up, and the guests only show up to say what they want to say. The shows all need to be put to pasture.
CNN. I donāt shoot the messenger. š
Dear Leader couldnāt possibly have Covid.
My guess is he has Covid.
My money is on Covid. Because he canāt have that.
I get it. And like the OP, Gavin isnāt my guy, heās too easy of a target, like Pelosi. But Iāll take him over what we have right now in a heartbeat. He (his team?) will at least, listen. The Trumpublicans wonāt.
Iām just saying itās always been expensive, just as the article that I posted from 1994 says. You see people pulling their kids in wagons, with coolers all the time. Mostly people carry in dry snacks. PS, ļæ¼itās only $30 to park, and off-season tickets are as low as $130.
Disney has always been expensive. Did you know they let you bring your own food into the park? Hereās an article from 1994: https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1994/11/14/disney-prices-up-attendance-down/
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Isnāt fentanyl an inanimate object?
Stop. Platforming. Gorka.
āI donāt have anything to do with policy, I just work here.ā
I was more thinking about why Trump is embracing it: Anything to hold the coalition together. RFK is an idiot.
It's not bizarre. Rich people can afford to travel to enjoy ļæ¼whatever right they want, whenever they feel like enjoying it. Live in Texas and your daughter gets knocked up? Fly to LA or Paris to "take care of it." Need a Covid vaccine? Your doctor will get it for you. ļæ¼That's the bottom line.
It was never about "how are we going to pay for that?"
Genuinely curious about something, aside from some recent comments ļæ¼on trans athletes can you point me to where Newsom is specifically "anti trans" ? Do you see a Newsom administration in 2029 banning HRT? (Edited 1:53 PM via @skeetsapp.com)
Bumping what I wrote the night he quit the Raiders Jon Gruden's emails made clear he's a racist, sexist, homophobe. That doesn't just make him a bad person (thought it obviously does!), it makes him a bad football coach, because you need to work with Black people, gay people, and women to win
Every single morning I wake up wondering if cholesterol has done its job yet.
Don't. Print. Stenographized. Lies. In. The. Newspapers.
So what you're saying is today is a day that ends with the letter Y?
Every word of this.
More llamas, more better.
Exactly. Who me? I just work here.
It's not their *only* way to get a decent education, but it is likely their best chance to be famous/wealthy. (Edited 10:58 AM via @skeetsapp.com)
Sounds a lot like American University football. Of course minus the American Puritanical thoughts around alcohol
How do football academies work in the UK again?
The fact that CNN is platforming Gorka is why I donāt watch CNN anymore.
KEILAR: Of 172 mass attacks between 2016 & 2020, 96% were non-trans men. Are you missing bigger picture? GORKA: No. When you look at shootings at Christian schools the data is different K: Of 32 school shootings since 2020, only 3 were trans shooters G: Forgive me if I don't go with CNN's stats
In light of Third Way's now infamous memo advising the Democrats to avoid using certain words that sound āelitist, divisive, or confusingā to "ordinary" voters who care about "what really matters to the American people," a THREAD.
Wonder Bread is off the market?
Lee Corso's college teams (Florida State, Maryland, Navy, Louisville, Indiana, NIU, and Brutus The Buckeye's Head) all won today. Also his 1985 Orlando Renegades did not lose "But most of them played bad teams," you say. Ok well one of them played Bama haha
Imagine continuing to vote for the people who care more about stopping a memorial.
You're going to get everyone upset. š
It's funny that after Trump retires, people think that Vance is going to hold this coalition together.
Chairman of the board of the country club of has spoken.
The warfighters in DC got the trash picked up, now time to mulch.
Is she wearing her own branded merch?
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I hope people realize how absolutely fucked this situation is. This isnāt normal. People are resigning all over the place because the government is mishandling our data, ruining our public health services, and generally making Americans less safe.
trumpwatch is the bluesky version of buying a powerball ticket. It's not about the odds, it's about the dream
Just saw a video of Bill Maher calling Mamdani a āstraight up communistā and I continue to be struck by the depiction of policies associated with the New Deal Order as far-left extremism, which goes along with a refusal to depict Trumpās unprecedented authoritarian actions as far-right extremism.
Live your life like the world isnāt praying for your demise and are ready to dance in the street when you die.
Or....just take the path over to New Jersey and get that sweet sauce š I'm in Florida and I'm already trying to figure out the next time in California so I can get mine š
Guessing youāre in New York? Theyāre gonna need another week to sort things out.
Correct spelling is woke.
The plot of the movie āIdiocracyā in real life.
It's possible ... hear me out, here ā¦. It may well be that these people lie their asses off whenever they exhale
Joni Ernst ran for Senate vowing to combat sexual assault in the military. She won, and proceeded to do some work towards that goal. Then she supported a rapist for president and voted to confirm a rapist as Secretary of Defense, and with that legacy, retired.
She must be dying.
Is she dying?
āThose two free checked bags come in handy when your job requires a suit and tie!ā Sadly, Southwest ended that a couple months ago. Theyāre busy transforming themselves into American Airlines.
1994: "More ominously, the middle-class family market that has been the core of Disney's business for decades is not growing enough to support the sprawling resort" https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1994/11/14/disney-prices-up-attendance-down/
Iāll take the under.
Jerruh sucks.
Letās ask Kristi.
