Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social)
At the bar 'Lobby' for dinner tonight.
Dad, cyclist, professional curmudgeon. Union member. Pre boomer if that is a thing. Be the person your dog thinks you are. Be the person Mr. Rogers said you could be. Yes, they should be the same. DO NOT ADD ME TO YOUR FOLLOWBACK LISTS. Take the shot.
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Good fuckn luck with that
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Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social)
Finished with tonight's protest. Not a huge turnout here in Riverside CA. The same folks we.see every time.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
I do not think that J.D. would do this.......public service.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
We are still an hour away from our Labor day protest, as it is just too fuckin hot to go out earlier.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social)
Is he dead yet? Concerned citizens want to know.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Love me some Liberal Propaganda.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
You are working at this way too hard, my friend.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Because the Orange Clown or someone like him told them that they are the truthful ones, you cannot trust those scientists.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
It is 13:30 at my house and it is down to 40. Oh. Wait, that is centigrade. The only four I see is preceded by a 1 and a zero.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, just look at all those footprints in the sand.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
So close to us. Cool.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
So very true.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
I am sorry for you there in SF. When I finished my bike ride at 0643 this morning, it was 83°F here in Palm Springs. On it's way to hot. Things are relative.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Because, Mom, your thigh smells like love. Well, all of you smell like love. I love you Mom.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, Shit!
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social)
Yes this is how life should be. Thanks to Aunty Acid by Ged Backland
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are all the talented, good-looking guys marrying each other? Mozel Tov.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, Shit!
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
That coffee seems to be served in large, lady-shaped glasses with foam on top. Carry on.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Albertabama! So spot on.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
The Plague just showed up in California this week. What a coincidink.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
He will invade Chicago at 09:00.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Stevie!!!
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Ashley, I was just on a roll, and you were in the path. I have had too much to drink this early in the day and these sisters and Brothers in arms were riding my ass. Have a good holiday and get out there tomorrow to let the world know that Unions are greater than Billionaires.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
You go.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Cats and water I thought?
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Here in Palm Springs we don't use chalk. The City paints the crosswalks for us.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
As part of a true 'Well-trained militia', we will look out for all of you good folk. Not those jerks. The real Militia. Semper Fi!
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Stay safe. We look forward to having you on stage with us. A warning.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
I voted for President by mail while on "far away" military deployments six times. Try to stop this, and you may have a few million highly trained warriors at your doorstep. Or should I say "Well-trained Militia"?
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
You are welcome. I am back to my usual asshole self now. Having an early dinner before we head out. I hope the band likes hot Thai pork. It is one of the few things I can throw together in a hurry.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
We can only hope it is a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Think about it. Guys dressed and made up to the nines, with a blues band playing boogie. It does not get much more entertaining than that.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
That is Fascist, Socialist, and Communist to you.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
When your neighbors run a successful Drag queen review in Palm Springs, they know how to keep you happy. We are not playing there. Tonight.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, this made me laugh.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
These folks heard from my neighbors and just showed up at my door. Life is good. Now off to a faraway bar to play for the rest of the evening. No, we do not get paid, we just like to have fun together. We are all combat veterans from different decades.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
To think that I am five years older than the Orange Turd and today I am playing lead guitar for a blues band in the SW desert after riding 43 miles with 1400ft of vertical this morning before dawn, I wonder what the fuck is wrong with this picture?
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
That late in the day? It will be allowed.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
I do have that new Pixel 10 Pro, so maybe.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
It is all just so much fun. If they play together again, I will see if the recording equipment is still online.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, there are "newspapers?"
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Please note that I will be in Salzburg, Austria, in two weeks, should you need any photos. My wife is going to a college reunion there. Friggn music majors.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Not so much for Deutsch (German). künstliche Befruchtung
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
We all know that on 9/03/2025, the orange turd will attack Chicago with some red states' National Guard.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Who?
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Now she walks in a plays Piano Sonata in A Major by Mozart. No warm up, and play. To make us all feel inferior. Yes, we all know the music by heart. You have not lived until you hear something like this with a blues harmonica added.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
She was at her Bechstein Grand, which all of us are afraid to go near.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social)
Now my dear wife comes in and plays Solfeggio in G minor. and walks out. Yes, it was needed.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it an acoustic piano? Let them see the strikers hit the strings. My cats go nuts for this.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, Shit!
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
The glasses and the phone work.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
I love that out of seven people playing and singing, there is only one straight white male, me. Two black couples, one of which is gay. A Trans base player, and a female on the drums. We always have a great time when we get together. On to Shake Your Boogie, Snooky Pryor version. Love the harp.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
No shit!
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social)
I am kind of depressed these days. I have six friends come over with drums, harmonicas, bass guitars, and rhythm guitars. We are playing the blues. Playing the blues drives out any bad feelings.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Who?
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
I have 24 1m x 2m solar panels on a south-facing hill. There are three custom cylindrical wind turbines. These are more like mobile art than utilitarian. I charge 4 Tesla battery packs and my Lucid and Ionic cars. All can run the house. We drove my electrician to drink. Off-grid. Including water.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes Sir!
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
I have three cars in storage that need two keys. What's a colonoscopy? Dementia is a thing.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, Shit!
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social)
Release the files. Please.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
What is a man to do?
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
IS HE DEAD YET?
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
I would like to thank some Postdoctoral students at Cal Poly Pomona and Cal Poly San Luis Obispo for their contributions to the wind solutions.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
I stand corrected. I never think of myself as part of any named generation.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Here in the California desert, I have achieved zero emissions for over eight years with my innovative solar arrays, custom wind power, and batteries. It was initially costly. I am able to keep my home at a constant temperature of 21 °C to 27 °C, year-round. It was 41 °C outdoors yesterday.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
He would have to read, have someone who can read, that Article in the Constitution. Then, just before they were fired, would have to explain it to him.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Break open and share the bottle of Pappy Van Winkle 23 Year Bourbon 2024 Release. I bought it just for this occasion. Is he dead yet? I am getting thirsty.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Schönen Sonntag.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Your mayor just now has signed an Executive Order to cause local police to arrest or at least hinder masked ICE agents. Bravo Chicago.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
I have bought all my tires for the last 8 years at Costco. Excellent service, cheaper than anywhere else, and a hazard warranty is included
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife tried to return three items last month and was given a refund on each but was told she did not have to return said items. As they were only a wrong size, she donated the NEW clothing to a local homeless shelter.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
I like to use 'Orange clown' or 'Fearless Leader', or when I feel very magnanimous, 'tRump'.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
These Dick Heads do not even speak Español properly.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
That can be debated.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, I still am purchasing Canadian Whisky and traveling north. Do not blame me.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social)
I just showed this to my dear wife of 49 years. She gave me a high five. youtu.be/7ULkZjvs8zM?...
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck em all!
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
You do a great job. I have my guitars out now. My neighbors are helping with vocals. It is all good.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you see where you have led me now. I have been depressed since yesterday. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv60...
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social)
The best Pink Floyd song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdN...
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Have a drink. I am buying.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
You did not follow up and send a payment?
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
My future wife talked me into it. She is more than happy that I did today.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
So you think you can tell Heaven from Hell. Blue skys from rain. Can you tell a green Field from a cold steel rail? Do you think you can tell? This is the most requested song our Blues band receives.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Fresh bread, Beef Stew, I could be your best friend tomorrow.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Can I join you? MMMMM!
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Even in Annapolis, I did not have any new technology. A Royal typewriter was as far as it went. I bought IBM stock when the announcement was made. Yeah, I am that frickn old. I met my wife when she was an IBM instructor out at China Lake Naval Weapons.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
People. EEEWWW.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Just as sweet.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
I could live there.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Trombonists are the worst. Always sliding along. Please don't hurt me.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Watch out pupper. Those look like the killer kittens I have heard so much about.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
I was one of the 413 wounded. The lady next to me was one of the dead. I was a Marine officer for 34 years. I had never seen such carnage on a battlefield. Can we simply reduce the number of war-grade weapons in the hands of civilians? Easy-peasy. So you would think.
Smogsteve (@smogsteve.bsky.social) reply parent
Good f88kin luck with that.