Watch this all be a lead up to a fake death. Then, three days later, as he lie in state, he will open his eyes, sit up, and raise his fist. Itāll be the second coming of Trumpsus and the magsāll eat it up.
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Watch this all be a lead up to a fake death. Then, three days later, as he lie in state, he will open his eyes, sit up, and raise his fist. Itāll be the second coming of Trumpsus and the magsāll eat it up.
Iām almost old enough to remember good Kennedys.
Watch this all be a lead up to a fake death. Then, three days later, as he lie in state, he will open his eyes, sit up, and raise his fist. Itāll be the second coming of Trumpsus and the magsāll eat it up.
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Heās trying to get a political opponent killed without using Seal Team Six. We got you, Kamala. Can CA just secede already? I feel he wants to kill my entire state.
Skoden! Sdoodis! Thanks again, Pete. I recommend your guide to everyone I can (except the maga neighbors Iām surrounded by).
Not sure if your vote counts anymore? Well, Iām not sure either, but even if your vote is sus, your DOLLARS arenāt. Read @psychopete.bsky.socialās boycott guide. Itās informative, useful, intelligently written, as if Tiedrich or Borowitz wrote a useful guide for fighting fascism with your wallet. šµāš½
Follow his lead!
Happy birthday, Frank! May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future. ~ Irish proverb
I like the way you think! Iām in!
How beautiful, what a wonderful day!
Lock up the Epstein āphiles!
Apropos of nothing.
Oh.
Happy Orbit Day! (Obit Day? š¤š½) May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future. ~ Irish proverb
Skoden! Sdoodis!
Take this vaccine, my child, for it is the blood of Science. And eat of this food, young one, because Jesus Christ, NO child should go hungry when there are resources enough for everyone.
You know, bustinā heads, in and out of bed.
Take this vaccine, my child, for it is the blood of Science. And eat of this food, young one, because Jesus Christ, NO child should go hungry when there are resources enough for everyone.
Skoden! Sdoodis!
Receiving kudos and credit for your excellent journalism from Professor Richardson is straight diamond-encrusted accolades (man-made, non-blood diamonds, obv.).
Your friends are getting most concerned.
Fusk, Truck, and Mump blackberry update: Fresh, homegrown, homemade blackberry jam IS the jam. I forgot progress pics, but Iāll take a picture of my next toast. This is just before everything got purple and messy. SO purple, wish I had pics. My child called it a crime scene. I call it scrumptious.
Well, she *is* going to die, after all.
These people are parasitic scum, and Iām glad theyāve been caught. But in reading the article, I was struck how, at 57 years old, the name Dudu Chen made me giggle like a child.
If I werenāt already boycotting Home Depot for their political views and campaign contributions, this would make sure I never set foot in one again.
To be honest, the past six months have seemed like an eternity.
So gross. I donāt want my tax dollars paying for ANY of the disgusting stuff this administration is doing, let alone give military honors to a person that refused to follow loud, clear, and lawful orders to NOT break into our nationās Capitol building. I hate this timeline.
Now, go easy. Paul has some talent, too.
I must have missed all the Law and Order SVU episodes where they didn't interview the victims and just asked the criminals what happened.
āSee? Being a slave wasnāt so bad. Looks like this one even had a horse.ā /s if necessary.
It wasnāt the best, esp. if you like pea soup, but it was a frequent stop on our trips up and down California over my life. Iāll miss it as a wistful nostalgic memory every time Iāll drive by now that itās gone. I still use my Andersenās wooden toothpick holder almost daily, just not for toothpicks.
Exactly. If a man says, āLadies firstā while holding a door for my daughter, she replies, āCowardā as she walks through. (My daughterās pretty awesome, though, and would never storm a Capitol.)
WHO ARE THE EPSTEIN āPHILES? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS WONDERFUL SECRET.
So gross. I donāt want my tax dollars paying for ANY of the disgusting stuff this administration is doing, let alone give military honors to a person that refused to follow loud, clear, and lawful orders to NOT break into our nationās Capitol building. I hate this timeline.
It was a great pāļøst, and hāļøw I wāļøund up here, I guess, but nāļøt why I fāļøllāļøwed.
LOOK OUT! HE HAS A SANDWICH!
Fall of Duty.
He hit me back first!
So gross.
This administration needs a screen door on their submarine.
š¼š¶ We got the bubble headed Bleached blonde Comes on at five She can tell you 'bout the plane crash With a gleam in her eye It's interesting when people die Give us dirty laundryš¶šµš¶
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Maybe the National Guard can come help us cut fire breaks in the mountains of California. OR, and hear me out, they can come rake our forest floors, I hear weāre bad at it. Thatād be SO much less demeaning than picking up trash.
āSupine and recumbent,ā as Utah Phillips used to say.
Thankee Sai. š„
You know how Chuck Schumer has his fictional āthe Baileysā as a guidepost for his political decisions? Susan Collinsā guidepost is a non-fictional character named āSusan Collins.ā
Youād think so. Scientists, economists, and women, as well.
So transparent we can see the blood oozing out of his veins before our very eyes.
They said the same when I asked about Decency, Empathy, Compassion, and Kindness.
I asked my government for democracy, they said they are āout,ā but *may* get a shipment in in about fifteen months.
You kidding? Our stable genius is playing 4-D Candyland. šš¬
Oh, and from the appās description:
And from the appās description:
Hereās some screengrabs of the Goods Unite Us app.
Thank you for including me, Pete! ššš (Just a reminder that thereās a wonderful app called Goods Unite Us that tracks the political donations from companies, brands, and organizations. It acts as a wonderful compass for your dollars to find deserving recipients. More in comments.)
Thank you for including me, Pete! ššš (Just a reminder that thereās a wonderful app called Goods Unite Us that tracks the political donations from companies, brands, and organizations. It acts as a wonderful compass for your dollars to find deserving recipients. I use it all the time.)
How long before the echoes of past horrors ceaseā¦ echoing? And finally quiet. Or at least be relegated to our history books once again, and let decency and empathy flourish once more. Ever? Never? *sigh*
It being in quotes is so dismissive. If youād use the word āallegedly,ā youād probably tip a lot fewer people off to the fact that you donāt listen to the victims.
So transparent we can see the blood leaking out of his veins before our very eyes.
Thankee Sai. š„
The answer, unfortunately, IS the Fourth Estate.
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āA lot of peopleā means everyone that paid to have dinner with him, which, unfortunately, was a lot.
Gotta love our 4th estate. āOh, look at the presidentās hand. Should I ask him about it? Should I ask what are the 10 wars he says heās stopped? Should I ask about Ghislaine Maxwellās cushy transfer? But, Joe Biden was old!ā *raises hand* āMr. President, to what do you owe your immense success?ā
Whoa, you had me for a second there, Mark.
The past decade boggles my damn mind.
Gotta love our 4th estate. āOh, look at the presidentās hand. Should I ask him about it? Should I ask what are the 10 wars he says heās stopped? Should I ask about Ghislaine Maxwellās cushy transfer? No, Joe Biden was old!ā *raises hand* āMr. President, to what do you owe your immense success?ā
This claim is from April. It has largely and widely debunked. Letās keep BSky truthful. factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....
Yes, please! š«
Wisdom. Compassion. Intelligence. Decency. aka: Everything thatās been stripped from our, *the peopleās*, government.
Thank you, Bill. (NSFW) youtu.be/U5pKc924M3s?...
Gotta love our fourth estate. āDang, look at the presidentās hand. Should I ask him about it? Should I ask him what are the ten wars he says heās stopped? Should I ask about Ghislaine Maxwellās cushy transfer? No, Joe Biden was old.ā *raises hand* āMr. President, to what do you owe your success?ā
I thought I needed new glasses, turns out I need cataract surgery instead. But low vision can be fun, I read that as āvapid, toiletarian twats,ā which I think is more accurate, actually.
I weep for what could have been.
Exactly. Theyāre just using him as the wrecking ball until heās all used up, and then the *real* operators will simply walk through the still-smoking, crumbling, raw hole he has created (destroyed) in the stalwart ramparts of our common decency, let alone our democracy.
We need to slap the Trump pointing, āI did thisā sticker on our egg prices (or, as I like to call them, āGROCERYā), and slap the Biden pointing, āI did thisā sticker on every piece of improvement, repair, infrastructure project today, because we all KNOW this admin has done NOTHING helpful for us.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS WONDERFUL SECRET!
While Iām šing the trolling, I hope his team has a plan to transition into real talk again, in a way that highlights the idiocy of this manner of communicating and turns the mirror from Trump and the media to the maga base in a way that opens their eyes rather than insults them. Help, not humiliate.
Ayup.
Your answer is perfect. Short and to the point. But letās expand upon it, add to it. Enrich it with lush prose that will stick in a readerās mind, so that it may slip past the automatic defense mechanism of the mind, perhaps plant a seed that will flourish and grow: āFuck no.ā
But tell us how you *really* feel, Jack.
I was added to one recently as well. Thatās when I finally knew I was doing this right.
And thatās how itās done.
That was the best laugh Iāve had today, and I had a really good day.
Oh huzzah! And I was worried I wasnāt doing this right.
But he mightāve heard that John Bolton flew on Epsteinās plane. š¤
Oh no, I donāt believe so. These b,ill,ion$ are for Murrika, not cancer kids. š
248 years is not a good run, itās a good START. I just hope we can survive this and get back on track. In less than a generation, The History Channel will be airing MAGA documentaries alongside biopics of Hitler and his henchmen. Weāll make this dark period an asterisk in our nationās democracy.š¤š½āš½
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