Government investment in McDonalds?
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Donald Addams Trump
Hold casting. We found a new Michael Myers for the next Halloween movie.
The Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget estimates that tariffs would generate "just" $1.3 trillion over a three year period (2025-2028). The Tax Foundation projected Trump's tariffs would raise about $2.5 trillion over the next DECADE.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi0Y...
As a friend recently put it: the venn diagram of people who assured us the gun violence was worth it because we need the guns to protect ourselves against a tyrannical federal government and the people cheering on Trump as he deploys the military to take over American cities is a circle
Rudy Giuliani absolutely did not try to shortchange a sex worker and then was pursued by her colleagues, don’t you dare suggest such a thing
Chairman Trump seeks means of production, and Happy Military in streets! Landscaping material use at all time high!
I was a connoisseur of Wacky Packages. Couldn't get enough of them. We used to trade them in elementary school. I blame them for how I turned out 🤪
In a national poll, 9 out of 10 American flags prefer Governor Gavin Christopher Newsom.
I prefer VGA honestly the HDMI soup tastes weird
Many people are saying Trump is being treated at Walter Reed for congestive heart failure. His cankles are so swollen, they require a bed of their own. Paula White-Cain has been called to administer last rites to be spoken in tongue.
Many people are saying Trump is being treated at Walter Reed for congestive heart failure. His cankles are so swollen, they require a second bed of their own. Paula White-Cain has been called to give last rites to be spoken in tongue.
It's as easy as one, two, bang!
Turns out, it's her electability that died.
Russia, if you're listening, return Krasnov. His mission is complete.
The average MAGA is too stupid to qualify for college. Any one, even their local community college. Gotta take it out on someone.
In Mike Johnson's district, not only could thousands of Louisianians lose coverage, health centers are bracing for a financial hit. They're hoping for additional funding to make up for Medicaid cuts. n.pr/4mCWGJt
Hey, they wore diapers and dressed up as human garbage bags, so why not?
Meanwhile, Trump's cabinet walks in for their semi-regular "obedience display"...er..."meeting".
Six months ago. I meant it. Do it now if you haven’t.
".. unless Pulte somehow had particular knowledge about issues with Cook's application, which is unlikely, then one has conclude that Pulte handed Fannie and Freddie a list of political enemies and asked for their loan files for review."
In case you were asking what all the bullshit about the logo was really about.
Forgot this one...
So they'll finally STFU about it?
Watching Alien: Earth and there's no Predator in it WTF?
LOL. WE SHOULD DESIGNATE A DAY WHERE WE ALL TWEET LIKE DERANGED AUTHORITARIAN FRAUDSTERS!! MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS!!
I am able to enjoy these great Cracker Barrel pancakes at home while MAGA has to go without because of the new logo boycott. MAGA cancel culture. Sad!
Happy Sunday! Take care of each other out there!
Yet more evidence of the Trump dystopian nightmare we're living in. Pure 1984-level shit.
Ghislaine Maxwell says she's never seen Trump's hands looking anything other than healthy.
Dr. Doug you've changed!
Christ: I don't want it. And the food here sucks.
Ossoff is the fucking truth. Have you ever heard him speak? If he runs for President instead of re-election for his Senate seat I am 100% behind him. He's everything the Democratic party longs for, a smart, young, vibrant guy that can kick the shit out of JD Vance. #Vote2028 #ossoff
OMG! Cracker Barrel changed their logo!
elderly white hippies > young white fascists
If they guy on the left doesn't have any drugs on his person I'll eat my hat.
They decided any physical fitness standards would be too woke.
To the "This is what I voted for" crowd, please self-deport to China or North Korea.
Howard Lutnick on CNBC demonstrates why people call him Nutlick
Maybe he'll shoot his other eye out 🙏
This is step one in how we lose free and fair elections. It’s not that Trump will “cancel” the midterms. It’s just everyone has to vote in person, and urban downtowns will be filled with ICE checkpoints and intimidating National Guard troops to “double check” that only citizens vote.
Smartmatic and Dominion, if you're listening...
I beg to differ. Quite a number of units seem to be near the White House.
Putin found out the hard way.
His Putin game is horrible
Lugosi's Dead
The Monkees rock
Sugarplum 🎶
Keep it up whoever it was. Please welcome others to follow suit. This will give the orange stain a stroke.
Brian Glenn, before and after MTG. Did he even say thank you?
Getting their forever loving homes and pet humans…. ❤️ I wish I had some tissues when I watched this…. 😭🥹
Exhibit A in how easy it is to manipulate this fool.
Peter Alexander: "What struck me was the looks on the faces of a lot of the American, delegation here. Caroline Leavitt, Steve Witkoff, who came into the room, then left quickly. Leavitt appeared to be a bit stressed out, anxious. Their eyes were wide, almost ashen at times."
And to think this is the guy negotiating peace talks with an ex-KGB agent,
The only thing that surprises me is that Trump didn't add "Sir..." to the beginning of this BS fantasy.
Trump Sochi Casino and Golf Resort?
The summit went so badly that the Donald Regime is considering releasing the Epstein Files to distract us from the disaster in Alaska.
I can only imagine the meal that Trump probably insisted upon. "We've got food from some of our FINEST American restaurants. Vlad, can I interest you in a Spicy McCrispy?"
Trump was tired because: 1) He only had 10 Diet Cokes today 2) He forgot to tan his balls 3) He ran out of Alex Jones Manly Supplement Pills
It's hard to negotiate Trump Tower Saint Petersburg when you know your adversary has his own copy of the Epstein Files.
Maybe Vlad presented him with their copy of the Epstein report. RUSSIA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING!!
He's bored and getting itchy to hit the links. Probably the longest he's gone without golfing.
He just wants to get back on the golf course SO badly. It's palpable.
The deal for Trump Tower Moscow takes time.
The negotiation of terms for Trump Tower Moscow must be taking longer than expected.
Trump must be getting itchy, he wants to get back to the golf course ASAP.
No specifics. No questions from reporters. Expect massive Russian drone strikes of Kyiv within hours.
The Pat McAfee Show is just Ellen for straight guys in their 30’s that still slap each other in the balls
Now: Union Station in Washington, D.C.
Dotard can't even walk a straight line. If he walked down the street like that in D.C. right now, ICE would tackle him, the Guard would stomp him, Metro would cuff him, and then Pam Bondi would restage the arrest for TikTok.
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
Who said it? A cartoon character or the person Trump put in charge of our health? newrepublic.com/article/1985...
Well done, Alaska.
“He was a fattish but active man of paralysing stupidity, a mass of imbecile enthusiasms—one of those completely unquestioning, devoted drudges on whom, more even than on the Thought Police, the stability of the Party depended.” #1984isNow
The length he'll go just for an animal carcass.
The Revolutionary War Airports display should be hilarious.
No self-respecting judge would pretend that these “arguments” deserve to be taken seriously. And no prior Justice Department would have submitted such fanatical drivel to a federal court. But this is where we are, folks. This is where we are. www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...
Can't even answer a simple question. She must be in a hurry to hit happy hour.
