Oh, Andy Borowitz. What a gem you are.
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Oh, Andy Borowitz. What a gem you are.
Judges won't allow it and rightfully so. Since when do "we" release evidence from active investigations
I don't believe God has a gender
One can hope.
Yes he could. He could be 5' 11 and 300+ lbs.
Nothing
My prayers are for the Venezuelans.
You are letting the general public office easy. If you are aware of it and I am aware of it shouldn't they be aware of it? It didn't take any great amount of research to find it out.
Was there ever any doubt?
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I doubt it. In all of history someone has stolen a gun abd used it for a mass shooting.
Yes but you have Deathsantis as governor. 🤢🤮
The next person that uses the term dudebro is getting kicked. 🤣
No. Only 2 men have successfully organized terrorist attacks
www.npr.org/2025/08/26/n...
🚨The National Guard is now picking up trash in D.C. These images will not make recruiting brochures.
What you missed overnight night.🥳 Utah's gerrymandered congressional map was struck down. The judge reinstated the citizen-led redistricting reforms voters approved in 2018. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Just another way to get attention that isn't about epstein.
He can't. It's protected according to supreme court.
Hard to believe anybody cares. I for ond had no idea what their logo was before this absurd "story" dominated the news.
Because it was separated (ripped) from its mother waaaay to soon.
If not, I want to see his incarceration.
Leaning? If that is the actual vote with splitting the undecided vote evenly, its a landslide.
Newark is not all of NJ. It's a tiny part.
Not cool. NJ is beautiful in the northwest and south.
Meiselas: Stop both-sidesing it, media. Stop trying to sow division within the Democratic Party when we literally have military invasions into American cities, aided and abetted by red state governors, who, again, are the takers who wouldn't exist without the blue states
🚨BREAKING: 3rd Circuit REJECTS RNC motion to pause ruling requiring Pennsylvania counties to count undated/wrongly dated ballots. This means counties cannot reject undated and wrongly dated ballots while the case continues on appeal. Congrats to our clients DSCC and DCCC!
Probably on blood thinners. I occasionally bruises for no apparent reason ever since I've been on them.
What was the first?
It's a ridiculous question. Complimenting trump would result in huge democratic losses.
It say we have the electoral college. If we didn't, Hillary would have won and Trump's political career would have been over.
#CatsAreSilly 🛝🐈⬛ #Cat
Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
She didn't hoodwink America. No one believes her.
Mainstream media is describing the release of the Ghislaine Maxwell interview as “explosive” and “bombshell.” I think “nothing burger” and “wet noodle” are more appropriate.
Nothing wrong with that.
Not unless he takes action like cutting off military support or bombing Israel. Bebe doesn't give a damn what trump thinks.
This feels like a spot of good news www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
Let's be honest Houston has approximately 3 times the population of SF so one would expect 3 times the murders. They have 10 times the murders. So its significantly more per capita but not nearly the difference the post would imply.
I would think it would be their bites that would inspire that suggestion.
So your suggesting democrats should speak like racist bigots?
Third Way can go fuck themselves. Use whatever words you want.
This seems strange to me. I was taught they return to where they were born. If that's the case they wouldn't return to a stream they haven't used for 2 centuries unless a salmon lived for 2 centuries.
Thanks to dedicated and detail-oriented conservationists, Atlantic salmon are breeding in the Don River in Yorkshire for the first time in two centuries
A microscopic Tardigrade (water bear), walking across a glass slide. Extremely resilient, they can survive decades without food or water and can survive in direct exposure to space.
It's in its infancy. Already making a lot of jobs obsolete
Scramble hot 🌭?
It hasn't been a short period of time. They always were but it took a pandemic to expose it.
🤮 to both
Who is this "we"? I did no such thing and neither did most democrats.
I'll judge for all of the above
On purposely
Mistakenly deported my ass. He was unporposely kidnapped.
Frozen pizza is everything?
No. It's due to horrible jobs numbers.
They are. Because you say they aren't doesn't make it so.
What about it freaked you out?
I don't want to. I just question why anyone would.
Nope
Not the human rights abuse? 🙄
And since we all know that won't happen, he needs to be in a home for his dementia
We’ve posted about this before, but now it’s official a federal judge has made it clear: Alina Habba has been serving as New Jersey’s U.S. attorney without legal authority for over a month.
Dont get out much?
President Zelenskyy: When Russia raises the issue of security guarantees,I honestly don't know who is threatening them yet.They attacked us, they’re on our land.I don't quite understand what guarantees the aggressor needs.Guarantees of what?
Not always. Sometimes games get rained out and not made up
I dispute it in pointing out that's not what the saying means.
A team went nine games without making a single goal. The fans decided to help.
Depends what 27 year-old.
Focusing on midterms is long sighted considering they are over a year away. What comes next is tomorrow.
My "discover" tab is nothing like this. It's mostly left wing accounts, some I follow, some I don't.
I don't. Have no idea who he is
Might have tried driving
What's a us factory doing in Ukraine 🇺🇦? Is that America first? 🙄
A year to see a dermatologist? I see one in a couple of weeks.
Five years ago, a very close relative died of a glioblastoma brain tumor at the age of 13. Today would have been his 19th birthday. And now comes news that an mRNA vaccine is being trialed to treat this very (incurable) malady. Fingers crossed. mbi.ufl.edu/2024/05/01/v...
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
Don't think my you'll live that long. 🤔
www.newsweek.com/new-jeffrey-... Good for these ladies! Name names.
If he/she didn't give them to you, its probably not only unethical, but illegal.
Such is life. You are what your record says you are as Bill Parcells once said. Also every game is exactly as important as every other as I continually say. Being good later is no better than being good early and vice versa as far as getting into postseason is concerned.
I want one that doesn't waste money on statues. There's far better uses of money.
True enough. The govt isn't a business and shouldn't be run like one. Also if it was a business, it shouldn't be run by the worst businessman on the planet.
Not sooner than midterms.
We're awake. What do you want us to do? The electoral college is in the constitution. Voter suppression is happening in red states.
Already did during the pandemic
Looks like a red headed woodpecker. Its belly isn't looking so red. 🤔🤣
California has walked the walk on independent redistricting at the state level for 15 years. But we cannot unilaterally disarm while other states throw out the rules to gain power. With one vote, Californians can punch back and also demand nationwide independent redistricting.
Some did.
Let's face it, it still is.
Was there any doubt in anyone's mind?
Barr's a lying sack of 💩. Doesn't matter what he said.
Most people are
As an attorney, you know what you "bet" is irrelevant. It's what you can prove.