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Steve Fuck’n Bailey

@tankboy87.bsky.social

I’m a dirty old man that loves pinball, Ural sidecars and democracy. I will be cursing on this microphone!!! Militant atheist. Don’t follow me if you are a Christian. Make church and state separate again!

created November 20, 2024

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Well we can’t call him a former alcoholic

1/9/2025, 8:58:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Terrifyingly beautiful

1/9/2025, 8:29:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dirty diapers

1/9/2025, 7:38:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Generation X

1/9/2025, 6:45:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great movie, great magazine

1/9/2025, 1:58:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you know the truth

1/9/2025, 1:57:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#circleJerk

1/9/2025, 1:55:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m enjoying the bush

1/9/2025, 1:52:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happiness is a warm gun

1/9/2025, 1:51:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody needs that shit!!!

1/9/2025, 1:49:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is not facebook, fuck this ignorant bullshit

1/9/2025, 1:40:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Peanut butter

1/9/2025, 1:30:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just shove them in the wood chipper

1/9/2025, 1:27:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, Exxon scientists determined back in the early 70’s that humanity was on the brink of cataclysmic global warming but it was hidden from the public.

1/9/2025, 1:26:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good I’m not the only one

1/9/2025, 1:12:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not so much Trump it’s 1/3 of America being hateful ignorant cavemen.

31/8/2025, 11:01:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Jd chose the third choice ; coach fucker!!!

31/8/2025, 10:58:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a lot of cheese

31/8/2025, 10:43:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Not orange enough

31/8/2025, 10:40:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Put it all on pay per view for $39.00

31/8/2025, 9:52:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Bad neighborhood don’t go there.

31/8/2025, 9:43:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

As soon as the orange goblin dies the others will turn on each other like wild dogs.

31/8/2025, 9:40:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:05:41 PM | 675 130 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck the church!

31/8/2025, 9:10:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

movie about tax audits of a company that makes butt plugs!

31/8/2025, 8:49:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh honey, you’re better off not ever having met JD Vance.

31/8/2025, 8:38:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted

Thou shalt not end vaccines. God will not save you from plague. The Middle Ages should’ve made that very clear.

31/8/2025, 6:12:57 PM | 11992 2794 | View on Bluesky | view

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This explains why Chick-fil-A is closed Sundays.

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31/8/2025, 6:14:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a lot of cunts!

31/8/2025, 3:34:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Challenge accepted!!!

30/8/2025, 7:47:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 10:24:03 PM | 95 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Well it’s time for me to get a VPN

30/8/2025, 5:01:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Neil, come to Bluesky

30/8/2025, 4:59:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sponsored by Jimmy John’s!!!

30/8/2025, 4:53:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the American version of swan lake should be the movie Idiocracy.

30/8/2025, 4:28:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck them!

30/8/2025, 4:18:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Diabetes by Monday afternoon

30/8/2025, 4:16:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

No apologies necessary.

30/8/2025, 4:15:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t be a tease

30/8/2025, 4:10:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

I won’t stay at air bnb’s for security reasons

28/8/2025, 7:43:16 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 6:25:53 PM | 1494 492 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh snap! This heralds the return of rock legend Dio.

28/8/2025, 1:43:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

She was a cunt.

28/8/2025, 1:38:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She was a cunt.

28/8/2025, 1:38:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted

We saw all your comments yesterday on our post about celebrity chef and D.C. icon José Andrés, and we agree with you he truly deserves the Nobel Peace Prize! 💚

27/8/2025, 11:42:10 PM | 11093 1706 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasLaurieK (@lovepeacegratitude.bsky.social) reposted

👉 THIS👈 👇 WHEN FASCISM COMES TO AMERICA IT WON'T BE WEARING JACKBOOTS. IT WILL BE WRAPPED IN STARS & STRIPES AND CARRYING A BIBLE! - GEORGE CARLIN

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27/8/2025, 1:03:04 PM | 2628 731 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

JFK jr should be more concerned about kids metaclorians.

28/8/2025, 10:25:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

They are going to find a lot of dead hookers!

27/8/2025, 4:53:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

That would be 600k spies

27/8/2025, 4:51:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck you! They all go in the wood chipper on live pay per view.

27/8/2025, 1:47:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet his mother still wipes his ass.

27/8/2025, 1:44:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Heather honey, that’s a porn name!

27/8/2025, 11:21:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

That would bring about the apocalypse but I’m fine with that.

26/8/2025, 4:47:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn straight! I get off work on Friday at 10:30 am if no overtime and I get looks at the liquor store.

26/8/2025, 1:38:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Snoop is probably being paid to say these things to distract us from the Epstein files

26/8/2025, 11:15:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Indivisible Memphis (@indivisiblememphis.bsky.social) reposted

Do Something Today!

25/8/2025, 6:16:44 PM | 265 175 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

JD is also a couch fucker!

25/8/2025, 7:28:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s why I recently spent 12k on guns, ammo and optics.

24/8/2025, 11:32:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A great band ruined by Mtv

24/8/2025, 11:22:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

5.56 bullet .39 cents!!!

24/8/2025, 10:03:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

#Buttplug!!!

23/8/2025, 11:47:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Never!

23/8/2025, 11:46:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me too

23/8/2025, 11:40:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great 80’s movie

23/8/2025, 11:37:30 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you going to poop on his grave?

23/8/2025, 11:35:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Go to bed you’re drunk!

23/8/2025, 11:35:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Electricity hurts the whole time it’s killing you!!!

23/8/2025, 9:28:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Earl (@earlwestwood.bsky.social) reposted

Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"

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22/8/2025, 10:40:53 AM | 716 273 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Best news I’ve heard today.

21/8/2025, 4:55:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social)

You’ll love the ending!

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20/8/2025, 7:40:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Everybody was expecting sudden and violent

20/8/2025, 4:45:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Suck it you alcoholic monkeys!!!

20/8/2025, 1:48:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not ready? What’s going on???

20/8/2025, 1:46:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

I really hate Home Depot but they have the garbage I need.

20/8/2025, 11:21:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The cult of maga would turn on itself and I would enjoy watching that play out.

19/8/2025, 7:38:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

People are the worse!

19/8/2025, 4:55:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carolyn Salter MD (@salterfortexas.bsky.social) reposted

Being against vaccines when diseases are rampant (measles, Covid) is like adding chlorine to the gene pool. Darwin is watching.

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To protect a pedofile

19/8/2025, 11:15:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 11:27:34 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Great book.

17/8/2025, 11:36:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh snap!!! That’s funny

17/8/2025, 11:34:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

Always carry some match’s or a lighter

17/8/2025, 11:32:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s called Danger Close!

17/8/2025, 11:22:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

They are not troopers they are goons.

16/8/2025, 5:28:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell me more about this newsletter

16/8/2025, 5:23:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

To suck his little russian prick!

15/8/2025, 1:46:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

ICE is really going all-out to attract its core demographic of potential recruits.

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15/8/2025, 1:16:36 PM | 7581 2351 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Fuck’n Bailey (@tankboy87.bsky.social) reply parent

All my drug dealers only have 2 phone numbers each!!!

15/8/2025, 1:39:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still waiting on iPad full screen

14/8/2025, 4:53:29 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s just too much work.

14/8/2025, 4:48:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@qphysics137.bsky.social

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They are not special agents anymore now they are just Goons!

14/8/2025, 11:22:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And swallow!!!

14/8/2025, 11:20:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is too stupid to be scared.

14/8/2025, 11:18:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The lieutenant wants his scalps!!!

14/8/2025, 11:17:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view