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Trump will announce that his neck will be starring in “The Vagina Monologues”
The most important thing we need to know about Ben Smith’s answer about Democracy is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein/Trump Files.
The most important thing to know about Krysten Sinema is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein/Trump Files.
Maple, an English springer spaniel uses her strong sense of smell to help save our Democracy. Remarkably, she identified Trump’s rectal scent on Jeff Bezos’s head.
Fun fact: Trump’s neck vagina did win Kennedy Center recognition for “The Vagina Monologues.”
Was the ‘domestic violence’ sufferer standing outside of a liquor store?
The only thing we need to know about Giuliani’s car crash is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein/Trump files.
President Trump has an alarming deep bruise on his right hand. Why we should be concerned about Biden. -Jake Tapper
Advising against swimming in fecal contaminated water? Hold my measles, says RFK Jr.
Jake’s stares blankly as he’s being reminded of the Republican talking point frame from the control room
Jake “Biden health story coverup” hasn’t posted on BlueSky in 5 months. But do keep reminding him to at least ‘both sides’ Trump’s much more obvious and ignored daily physical and mental decline.
Birthright citizenship is out? Bye Drumpf
The only thing we need to know about George “Not Disclosing that he prepped Reagan for a debate, then reported on it” Will is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
The most important thing about exercise you need to learn is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
In a vain attempt to reach heaven, Trump inflates.
Even typo Poo(h) is following the news.
What you need to know about WaPo’s favorite recipes is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
How did the Moms for Threesomes not ban this?
Looking closer, did Donny Make BOOM-BOOM?
Dershowitz really had a good case of defamation when CNN called him a legal scholar.
The Penguin mocked Trump’s Terrible Now Judged Not Legal Tariff -Official spokesbird for the Heard Island penguins April 3, 2025 theitofthat.com
NPR finishes its Kamala Harris losing her SS protection detail news story with telling where Kamala lives. (Really)
Bless his heart, Scott Bessent thinks a court decision is needed to embarrass America?
Nosferatu responds to look alike Stephen Miller. “At least my master knows he’s dead, not merely rotting in plain sight.”
If Colonel Lee gets a portrait what does Benedict Arnold get?
What we need to know about Fallingwater is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
The most important thing we can learn about the 92 year old sprinter is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
TESLA RESPONDS “The TESLA driver merely experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly.”
Will Ashli Babbitt’s military honors include a one gun salute?
MANY SAY THIS TRUMP SIGN BRINGS JOY TO D.C. NOT AP VERSION (FAKE NEWS)
RFK Jr.’s Brain Eating Worm Left A Suicide Note “I grew more crazy by the minute, the more I ate, the crazier I became. Soon I was even starting to believe his anti-vax theories.” “Think of how f*cking crazy that is, I’m not a virus, I’m a f*cking parasitic worm!” 5.17.24 Story: theitofthat.com
Trump sign becomes D.C selfie magnet People flock to DOL to laugh
I hear that a 34 count convicted felon is running, well shuffling, through D.C. Can we take some guardsmen off grounds duty to catch Trump? He’s easy to find. Here’s his new picture on the DOL building. Already a selfie must!
And just like that the real Trump sign appears, which brings smiling crowds eager to post selfies. Thank you Dept of Labor!
Who knew adding the Trump sign to the DOL building would make it a must have sefie magnet?
The only thing we need to know about Oval decorations is that Donald Jessica Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
Report all unlawful arrests 866-DHS-2-ICE
I fear the feds spread themselves too thin.
Were the feds threatening to garnish his wages?
“I am greatly concerned for the plight of the fascist, communist and nationalist rulers who will be bereft of a prominent Jew to blame for the inevitable failure of their anti-democratic policies that do nothing to alleviate the misery of those they are sworn to serve.” -G. Soros theitofthat.com
Not here: HA HA DONALD TRUMP (PERV WHO NO ONE EVEN LIKES!) DID A VIDEO ON TIKTOK AND THOUSANDS OF COMMENTERS POSTED RUDE MEMES AND YELLED AT HIM TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES. WHAT A LOSER (TINY HANDS!) THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO READING ABOUT IT IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID." LINK bit.ly/3UEp6GB
YouTube TV Slams OAN Relegates OAN to its ‘Base Package’ Base morally low; without estimable personal qualities; dishonorable; meanspirited; selfish; cowardly. Synonyms: contemptible, despicable In response, OAN vows to live up to the “truly low regard” anyone with a pulse holds for it.
The most important aspect of the men appealing to women story is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
The most important aspect of the National Guard spreading mulch story is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
The most important aspect of the Cracker Barrel logo story is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
The most important thing we need to know about Trump’s hand is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
Dear WaPo, the only thing we need to know about an AI school is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
And just like that Lori Chavez-DeRemer is relieved from Trump diaper changing duty.
The only thing you need to know about crime is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
Uncle Sam needs You! Report All Unlawful Arrests 866-DHS-ICE
Funny, ‘Big Balls’ Edward Coristine is now known in Spanish as pequeño cojones.
Thanks!
The only thing we need to know about JD Bowman Kitara Ravanche Vance is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
Andrew Cuomo now says that he’s afraid for women’s safety riding the NYC subway. Perhaps there should be an App to warn women when Cuomo boards.
Andrew Cuomo now says that he’s afraid for women’s safety riding the NYC subway. Solution: An App to warn women when Cuomo boards.
Andrew Cuomo now says that he’s afraid for women’s safety riding the NYC subway. Perhaps there should be an App to warn women when Cuomo boards.
The most important thing you need to know about Oksana Chusovitinia is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
The most important thing about Trump’s splotchy hand is that Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
And so it goes…
A kiss?
Felon in the Oval Office…it’s not Kilmar Oh look there’s lying Todd Blanche “Dubois” next to Trump
THIRD WAY INCLUDES ‘THIRD WAY’ AS A BLACKLISTED PHRASE “Focus groups state that’s are only two ways, citing on/off, up/down, left/right, and of course fascist/Democrat as examples.”
The only thing you need to know about Newsweek is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
Sure this wasn’t ghosted by Melania?
The only thing you need to know about Cracker Barrel is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
Everyone knows how corrupt Adams is.
Putin might not control Donbas but he definitely controls Dumbass.
Any truth to the rumor about a special screening of “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes” for Trump tonight on the Mall? Trump has a complicated relationship with the main ingredient of his fav condiment “They were going to throw fruit. We were threatened… But tomato it’s very dangerous.” -Donald Trump
In honor of President Trump’s Heroic Patrol tonight, Washington D.C. is presenting “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes” on the Mall. Filmgoers are encouraged to bring ripe tomatoes. “And you get hit with fruit, it’s – no – …But tomato…it’s very dangerous.” -Donald Trump
Is this why there is a massive run today on tomatoes in D.C.? “It’s very dangerous stuff. You can get killed with those things (tomatoes)… I wanted to have people be ready because we were put on alert that they were going to do fruit…it’s very dangerous … “ -Donald Trump
The only thing we need to know about the Washington Post is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
The only thing we need to know about federal officers this evening is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files
The only thing we need to know about Tina Peters is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files
The only thing we need to know about the Trump Fraud fine is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
What did Emil Bove get, family size?
Somebody please commit a journalism. Who else got a bag of chips Winnie? Where did the money come from Winnie?
I rarely see payola in chip bags. But when I do, it’s the Adam’s campaign.
Justice can’t see, but she can smell a rat. And that stench lasts forever. Rudy Giuliani, Kenneth Chesebro, Jeffrey Bossert Clark, John Eastman, Jenna Ellis, etc.
The only thing we need to know about Stephen Nosferatu Mayonaise Goebbels Miller is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
Is there video of JD Bowman Kitara Ravanche Vance ordering the sandwiches? He did so well ordering donuts.
The only thing you need to know about JD Bowman Kitara Ravanche Vance is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files
The only thing we need to know about Bill Ackman is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
The only thing we need to know about Pete Hegseth’s security detail is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
The only thing we need to know about Pam Bondi is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
The only thing we need to know about TikTok is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
The most important thing we need to know about acquiring new skills is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
The only thing we need to know about Electricity prices is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
The only thing we need to know about Dr. Phil is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
The only thing we need to know about Patricia “Jekyll” Hyde is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
Another rapid unscheduled disassembly.
Did Musk’s ‘political party’ suffer a rapid unscheduled disassembly?
The only thing we need to know about FOX staff and producers is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files
The only thing we need to know about Nancy Mace is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
The only thing we need to know about Elon Musk’s political party is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files
The only thing we need to know about ending the war is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
To the surprise of no one, RFK Jr. promotes radioactive shrimp. “With electricity costs skyrocketing, glowing is really helpful”
The only thing we need to know about mail-in voting is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
