Ally to most, enemy to some. Business owner in NC. Sapphic. Blue dot in a red state. History nerd. Vulgarian. Cult survivor. Sarcasm is my spice of choice. Gen X
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Every person, without exception, who claims they voted for King asshole “because of the economy” is lying. All of them. Not a single person voted for that criminal asswipe because of the economy. They voted for him because they wanted team white man to win and be in charge. That’s it.
he's not dead, it's a ploy to get everyone to buy sheet cake and fireworks as an economic stimulus
FRIEND: Are you okay? ME: *feeling a serious health crash coming on* ME: Oh, yeah, I'm just a bit tired
I never imagined we would be part of the Axis but here we are.
Just another reason to keep giving Netflix my money.
The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)
Not feeling very optimistic either. It causes stress and anxiety knowing you are on the eugenic cleansing list.
absolutely nothing. Anyway, fuck Ashli Babbitt, fuck all traitorous scum, and fuck the individuals in the Air Force who decided to posthumously "honor" her today. A farce. They're honoring a villain who betrayed her oath.
I want to finish those spreadsheets I want to clean off my drafting table Etc etc My inner voice: don’t try and tell me what to do.
I really miss driving a stick when I’m mad
They’re going to rebrand it as the Centers for Disease Creation
Can’t imagine why crackers aren’t enough sustenance. And why do I have headache? I’ve had plenty of coffee and a few sips of water.
Good point. I wouldn’t wish that on any group. Maybe a MAGA gay group just amongst themselves.
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OneDrive is malware. Change my mind 😡
I hate OneDrive with the passion of a thousand suns. I want to save to my MFing hard drive, not to oneDrive. Ever.
Do they really not understand why they can’t get laid? They don’t even like women. They should just be gay.
Everyday I think more and more about unplugging.
I’m not a huge Taylor fan, but my girls are. I saw that Charlie Kirk responded to her engagement to Travis Kelce by telling her to submit and be a good wife. She’s a billionaire. Travis is not. That tells you all you need to know. As a woman, you can never achieve enough success for them…
Walking into the grocery I saw one with a white wrap trying to park. I laughed at him going in and laughed at Mr. Too Tight Tshirt to his face walking out. He knew.
I want to buy a small town and turn it into women only.
Looks like he grabbed the wrong pussy.
A man, near the White House, who describes himself as a "retired disabled combat veteran," after burning an American flag tells bystanders "I am being detained because I expressed my First Amendment rights."
It was 1991, I was driving an 86 GT Mustang from Barstow to Wilmington. This song was on my “driving” mix tape that got played dozens of times.
Excellent thread talking about how each *individual* issue or group being attacked is all connected as Fascism cements itself in society. Fight the fire where you can. Others will fight it where they can. But we're all fighting the same fire.
Oh, no doubt about it.
Big Corps get to poison the water and the land and we get to pay for the cleanup.
I bet he’s getting a “special cocktail” of IV drugs in addition to what he needs.
Why were they not focus on green shirt?!?! That is a threat. He had that itty bitty woman by the neck. She might have weighed as much as his leg. Pussy ass cops.
While we’re all crapping on the big CEOs, keep in mind that a lot of small business owner’s cut their own pay before their employees. Keep that in mind this holiday season.
I love the new Cracker Barrel logo! 🧡 #EpsteinFiles
I wasn't overreacting.
“We’ll keep an eye on it” if you ever get a diagnosis
Stanley Kubrick and Wendy Carlos would approve. #JDVance #theshining
My first graphics job (before computers) was drawing the technical directions for the white wire shelving in everyone’s closets. Spent weeks over my table with two of these kick ass lamps. Yes children, I drew with ink.
I think doing drugs might be cheaper than eating.
If we make to the other side of this shitshow, I hope every trace of his existence is banished or destroyed like what the Egyptians did to Akhenaten.
I wanted Star Trek not this temu dystopian bullshit. We’ve been taken over by the stupidest people.
I think that’s the Putin double.
This writing team and Gavin need good security. And I’m not trying to be funny.
It was a vibe
I stand firm that when you get to the nursing home you should get to do all the drugs.
“My name is Reek!”
Cape Fear NC residents
What if the Staff Sgt. and about 10 of his Marines were having a huge food fight with sandwiches as the 20 federal bitches roll up to arrest him? All of this is such utter nonsense.
I would have made sure I was eating a sub when they arrived. “What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent subway sandwich?”
This is how everyone should treat this masked thugs!! ‘This is cowboy country and we don’t get down with that bullshit!…You got two options you can get the fuck off my property or we can get down.’ Bravo, sir‼️💥🔥💥
Wow— Republican Rep. Carl DeMaio hung a curveball over the fat part of the plate and Newsom’s crew was waiting on it and hit it into the Pacific Ocean 👀 They are not playing. Goodnight Carl.
I was just at the grocery store and they had all the ingredients for making s*ndw*ches sitting out in the open. any violent criminal could walk right in off the street and purchase them.
#NotADragQueen #NotAnImmigrant
I support this action. Get the proof and call them out www.tiktok.com/t/ZT69PqRQU/
yeah that ho Erin needs to keep turning north
💀 I’m dead! Y’all have been calling it the Temu makeover. Close enough!! Internet sleuths tracked Trump’s gilded stick-on doodads to Home Depot! Doesn’t the people’s house deserve better than the McPalace treatment?
Cap-e-ba-ra
Well we all know that if you just get up and move a little bit you wouldn’t hurt so much.
I’m sorry? www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/u...
Whelp, I’m sure the next round of labor stats coming out of this administration will be 50 million new jobs. Whatever numbers they put out will be blatant bullshit.
She’s a ho and needs to turn north.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Epic Newsom
Signs I made to go on the side of the main road going into town. I’m thinking my next will be something about the Epstein files. I’m in a very red county so I’m trying not to sound like a liberal. Anyone have any ideas?
Why is the stock market booming? 12% of credit card holder are more than 90 days pass due, inflation is at an all time high and the future is grim. Make it make sense.
Wrong!!!! Project 2025 predicted perfectly the behavior of conservative white women. Everything good we fought for for DECADES, conservative white women squandered in two elections. And they aren’t done doing their damage. Right wing white women are the worst.
* NORWAY FINANCE MINISTER: WE WILL NOT HAVE TALKS WITH THE U.S. AT ANY PRICE @reuters.com
Hurricane Erin better F off to the north. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
While we’re at it—Melania’s “Einstein Visa” should be accurately changed to an “Epstein Visa.” Melania knows EVERYTHING.
I love this trolling of Mango Mussolini. 🤣
No amount of military deployment in DC is going to keep teenage girls from beating up the likes of Big Balls.
At the beginning of this morning's press conference in Flatbush — not far from Little Haiti — I took a moment to remember Aland Etienne, father of two and @32bjseiu.bsky.social member, who lost his life in the midtown mass shooting last month.
absolutely savage
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If the Republicans try just a little bit harder they can put me and others I know out of business. Lost a huge supplier last week (tariff related & other issues) and there are zero substitutions.
I was so mad after the election, I unplugged my cable boxes and haven't watched MSNBC, CNN or any of the others. I watch my local news, but I sometimes feel out of the loop nationally. I listen to the Meidas Touch podcast but again, that's mainly just anti the current regime. Who's good anymore?
I don’t think that’s gonna happen. I read something in the last week that orange Shitler is posting an advisor at CBS to monitor. 4 weeks ago I paid for a year of paramount 🥵
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
If god was woman…
Adding to playlist. Thanks!
This 👇🏼
Excellent thread, and one of the most heartwarming videos I've seen in a long time. Humans are social creatures and we always need to remember that in these trying times.
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Just a matter of time at this point. Let them eat each other We told them
Oh, this is so wrong
I see Kristallnacht has started.
There is a drastic price increase contrary to what regime sympathizers say…
The Rapture can’t happen soon enough.
I realize broad science-literacy problems cannot generally be solved just by shoving more facts at people but I really wish more people understood that the entire purpose and mechanism of a vaccine is to educate your OWN immune system, making it about the most "natural" medical intervention possible
The VA’s unilateral termination of union contracts for ~360k workers represents a loss of 2.5% OF ALL UNION MEMBERS IN AMERICA. I’m not sure what it will take for the labor movement to get into crisis mode, but the crisis is here.
I remember when people and media lost their minds when Nancy Reagan bought new china for the WH and Clinton got a $100 haircut. I hate Shitler’s gold leaf tacky ass Saddam Hussein decor.
I thought this was about wind energy but no it's one of the other literal miracles being scrapped for no reason that will lead to death and suffering
Woo is really dangerous for stupid people.
Wait. What? Satire?
