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Tim

@timmydale.bsky.social

Married , Father to 2 girls, Grandfather to 2 runts, proud papa to my Sophie dog, Dead Head, 1989 summer tour alumnus, Chicagoan to the core.

created November 19, 2024

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Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not sure which would be worse for him, when he finds out he's going to helll, or that god is a black woman that sent him there.

1/9/2025, 11:42:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ellsworth Green (@greenellsworth.bsky.social) reposted

In case you missed this! www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXNN...

1/9/2025, 12:37:35 AM | 9 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

A 12 passenger van will be all it takes to move people out of Gaza by the time they're done

31/8/2025, 6:33:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

He'll be back in two weeks

30/8/2025, 8:35:58 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

She also let Dinesh D'Souza inside of her. Her judgment is suspect

29/8/2025, 9:47:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan (@mediumboi.bsky.social) reposted

Larry David should do one single reunion episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm called “The Death of Cheryl” about the character dying of measIes.

29/8/2025, 12:34:12 AM | 69 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

You misspelled, Kick in her plastic fucking face.

29/8/2025, 9:43:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

If you're from Chicago, and grew up in the 70's, you'll recognize him as the Lemon Joke Kid

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29/8/2025, 9:36:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 7:31:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

His kidneys are shot, from all the Lasix they're giving him to keep the fluid from building up around his heart.

29/8/2025, 3:44:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

She came in 5th at NCAA's. She came nowhere near the Olympics, as told by Fox News. In fact, she placed 85th.

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28/8/2025, 11:21:24 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Barack Obama (@barackobama.bsky.social) reposted

This interview, which is also available to listen to as a podcast, provides a useful overview of some of the dangerous trends we’ve been seeing in recent months regarding federalization and militarization of state and local police functions.

28/8/2025, 2:33:05 PM | 17375 6786 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed. I love my pharmacist. I's just givin ya a hard time.

28/8/2025, 2:21:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Aaah, but what about Mr. Gower? 😉

28/8/2025, 2:06:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems like a nice enough fella

28/8/2025, 11:07:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Catincognito skeeting since 07/3/2023 (@catincognito.bsky.social) reposted

Perfect

27/8/2025, 6:39:01 PM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

27/8/2025, 6:09:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you drinking some sort of beverage?

27/8/2025, 6:05:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

If I'm the cop that got hit with the sammich, I'm begging her to just drop this case.

27/8/2025, 4:28:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

The crackle before Baba O'reilly is probably the greatest crackle ever.

27/8/2025, 1:04:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

They think we're all Jean Lundegaard, and we appreciate this kind of drivel.

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27/8/2025, 12:48:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Hannity? Ingraham? Maybe. If not, locked in a room full of hornets and a badger.

27/8/2025, 12:43:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

They're not journalists. They're TV and print personalities. They don't report the news for the people. They report for the adulation of their fellow personalities.

27/8/2025, 12:40:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kashmir Hill (@kashhill.bsky.social) reposted

Adam Raine, 16, died from suicide in April after months on ChatGPT discussing plans to end his life. His parents have filed the first known case against OpenAI for wrongful death. Overwhelming at times to work on this story, but here it is. My latest on AI chatbots: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/t...

26/8/2025, 1:01:52 PM | 4674 1767 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

He couldn't get it up if she were twins in a vat of baby oil

26/8/2025, 8:42:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a tough day

26/8/2025, 7:47:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Cliffs's Notes version of government

26/8/2025, 7:44:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Frampton Comes Alive

26/8/2025, 2:29:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

No, I get it. I'm just saying what they'll try to charge him with. Not the flag, but the fire itself.

26/8/2025, 12:30:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know, are you allowed to burn anything in a public setting like that? Like if I was to bring my bed comforter to the park, and set in on fire, would I be arrested for the fire?

26/8/2025, 12:20:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a wig. It's not its usual squirrel self, and the color is off. He's had chemo

25/8/2025, 4:43:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

He doesn't need his base support. He's got full control over every arm of government

25/8/2025, 4:36:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

He doesn't need the base behind him. He's got full control of every arm of government

25/8/2025, 4:35:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Trump: This is a solid gold trophy. They know how to get to me

25/8/2025, 2:57:46 PM | 1113 305 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Hyman Roth would be proud youtu.be/Lc5a5uKDFx0?...

25/8/2025, 3:44:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure they'll be nowhere near Englewood in Chicago either. They'll be trolling those tough areas like Buckingham Fountain, The Bean and The Mag Mile.

25/8/2025, 2:06:14 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

So Butterbean works for ICE now?

25/8/2025, 1:10:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Moved me to tears.

23/8/2025, 7:56:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NAFO🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼ANTI-FASCIST ASSAULT BRIGADE (@nafo-harris4prz.bsky.social) reposted

There's a reason Krasnov and Leavitt and the rest of his advisors were described by multiple media outlets as emerging from the closed door meeting w/Putin & Lavrov as looking "ashen-faced" and super anxious and distressed. They couldn't think of any reason why and found it truly bizarre.

23/8/2025, 5:50:13 PM | 6 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Haven't seen him without a hate lately

23/8/2025, 5:45:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Barbara Neuhoff (@barbaraneuhoff.bsky.social) reposted

Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"

23/8/2025, 4:26:03 PM | 18249 5424 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Haven't seen him without a hat lately either

23/8/2025, 5:41:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Now that's phunny

23/8/2025, 12:56:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted

Donald Trump says he is going to deploy the National Guard to Chicago. This is what weak men do to pretend they’re strong. Stay safe, stand with your community, and most importantly, know your rights:

22/8/2025, 11:13:56 PM | 21621 7532 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you seen DC? Have you seen LA? They never stepped foot in any "problem" areas. It's theater. They'll be milling around Buckingham Fountain and The Bean. Driving up and down the Mag Mile. I can guarantee you, you won't see them in Englewood. When half a million people take to the streets...

22/8/2025, 10:45:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

And there you have it. She got a nice cushy minimum security prison and eventually, and quietly a pardon. They let her live, and she agreed to say nothing. They'll redact anyone trump wants redacted in those files. www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

22/8/2025, 7:53:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

No way we'll put up with that shit. We'll run him out of town just like when he tried to hold his rally here.

22/8/2025, 7:12:06 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Good luck pal, come and try it here. As Colonel Trautman said, "You better bring a good supply of body bags"

22/8/2025, 6:18:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Hannity will make a helluva DIA Chief

22/8/2025, 5:57:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely nothing negative about trump will ever see the light of day. Epstein IS the distraction

22/8/2025, 3:11:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

You really think they'll allow anything negative about trump to see the light of day?

22/8/2025, 3:09:38 PM | 43 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 2:55:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

You really think they'll allow anything negative about Trump that's in those files to see the light of day? Epstein is the distraction

22/8/2025, 2:48:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Yea, come try Chicago pal

22/8/2025, 2:45:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Or they'd touch him enough to fall out a window

22/8/2025, 2:43:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Punished enough to have him keep expensive lawyers on retainer

22/8/2025, 2:42:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 2:39:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

They like to play rough. They really do love each other

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22/8/2025, 2:20:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

And the DOW is up 700, strange

22/8/2025, 2:17:34 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

FBI is storming his house as we speak

22/8/2025, 2:16:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Epstein is the distraction

22/8/2025, 1:41:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

And EVERYTHING is a distraction from the Epstein files. As if anything in those files that is critical of the orange goblin will ever be allowed to see the light of day.

22/8/2025, 1:30:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

These people honestly believe that anything critical of trump will ever be released in those files? Ridiculous. Meanwhile, city's are being overrun with private armies.

22/8/2025, 1:25:28 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

You honestly believe that anything critical of trump will ever be released? C'mon man.

22/8/2025, 1:22:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

This is just the beginning

22/8/2025, 11:56:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

How long before they go after President Obama and HRC?

22/8/2025, 11:48:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Yea, they start with people who they know the left doesn't really like anyway.

22/8/2025, 11:44:08 AM | 33 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 11:43:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm "Four meat sandwiches, for under a dollar" years old.

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22/8/2025, 11:00:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm "please don't squeeze the Charmin" years old.

22/8/2025, 10:47:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Make Aspen Great Again

21/8/2025, 12:50:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Who works out in jeans?

21/8/2025, 10:06:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Should've taught him the knuckler

21/8/2025, 1:08:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

He's a real tough guy

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21/8/2025, 1:02:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

And they forced the surrounding townspeople to tour the camps to view the horrors they knew were happening. youtu.be/-SUXTq47mmc?...

20/8/2025, 4:37:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

That gob a shit couldn't care less about the polling. He doesn't need his supporters anymore. He has control of every arm of government. He'll call the midterms rigged, no matter the outcome, and his maga party will never certify those results. It's game over.

20/8/2025, 2:20:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

👇👇

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20/8/2025, 12:59:56 PM | 888 446 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

How does she sleep at night?

19/8/2025, 5:41:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kara Swisher (@karaswisher.bsky.social) reposted

Hey @maddow.msnbc.com: Alex fought the slaw and the slaw won #mayosupremacy

19/8/2025, 1:49:35 PM | 355 48 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, but he controls every arm of government. He's not going to accept any results. And then what? You think the courts are going to save us? I'm not talking about giving up, but short of storming Washington and physically removing him, what's to stop him?

18/8/2025, 3:20:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 2:24:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

He has control of every arm of government. Who's going to stop him?

18/8/2025, 2:05:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

The entire European leadership his here?

18/8/2025, 1:52:39 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think he's particularly scared, but he does know what the true results would be. He's got control of every arm of government. We're over a year from midterms. It's only been about 6 months since he's really started. We've already got forces in DC and LA. This is just the beginning.

18/8/2025, 1:47:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

And that's what the armed guards are for, when he says all the blue states cheated, doesn't recognize their results, and calls the house his own.

18/8/2025, 1:15:13 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

And Putin made sure Leavitt and the rest of his goons got to see what he's got. That's why they were freaked out.

18/8/2025, 12:35:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

So storm in and strap his ass to a pine rail

17/8/2025, 10:12:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

If you need a pick me up, the Go Gos documentary is absolutely fantastic.

17/8/2025, 1:47:58 PM | 481 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Minister of Silly Walks 🇺🇸 🌊 (@walksilly.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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Profile picture That Preppy Black Girl (@tmwillia.bsky.social) reposted

This kid is all of us.

16/8/2025, 5:08:22 PM | 7440 2077 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

You put your dick inside Kellyanne. Your judgement is suspect.

16/8/2025, 1:13:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 12:12:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lucky LaRue (@luckylarue.bsky.social) reposted

Say what???😳😳😡 “Eight pages, that appear to have been produced by U.S. staff and left behind accidentally, shared precise locations and meeting times of the summit and phone numbers of U.S. government employees.” www.npr.org/2025/08/16/n...

16/8/2025, 11:57:06 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 10:23:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

This tow truck driver is a true hero! He bravely took their vehicle while ICE GOONS were in the midst of kidnapping.

15/8/2025, 11:55:53 PM | 7135 2414 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Back, and to the left....back, and to the left...that is one magic sandwich

15/8/2025, 1:29:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Perkins, middle bro of Sam and Kendrick (@crispymainer.bsky.social) reposted

This is the MF truth. Listen up, America.

15/8/2025, 12:52:15 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

The unemployment rate just went up by one person.

14/8/2025, 3:13:47 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@timmydale.bsky.social) reply parent

Aaron, I'll bet you had a ful head of long flowing hair before you started watching these numbskulls.

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