Pepsi is never ok.
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Pepsi is never ok.
đ¶Off-brand soft drinksđ¶ đ¶Oh hell no!đ¶
Invisible Touch
Also I would do terrible things to own a 1970 AMC Javelin.
Whatâs the deep substrate foliated kalkite situation there?
Ordered a coffee table book about a defunct auto manufacturer from a PBS affiliate stationâs website. Iâm reaching unprecedented levels of Dad.
Openly polyamorous, closed casket.
An unironic âYou canât fight in here! This is the War Room!â
Next itâs going to show âThis Week in Baseballâ followed by Andy Griffith reruns.
She flabob on myâŠ
There was an announcement that the announcement would be at 2. Was it just the space force thing or is it supposed to be something else? đ€·ââïž
Teresa Edwards
theonion.com/antonio-alfo...
Is it 1996 again?
Sunâs been around for 4,600,000,000 years but I donât know man, maybe it disappears in the next week or so.
At least she waited until after she lost the election:
-Price has gone up - Commercials added to Prime Video - Free shipping sharing ending Gee, itâs a complete mystery why sign ups are declining.
My dream truck
A Smart car is short enough that you can just park it perpendicular to the curb.
Giving the people what they want.
Sounds like a giant recruiting failure by Kirby
I never realized how long the overhangs were on these things.
I donât remember Guy Hebert having a bill or a blonde topknotâŠ
Yeah I remember when they made a Saturday morning cartoon about the Los Angeles Lakers.
I was born a Falcons fan, and Iâll die a Falcons fan.
The security guard is a petaQ without honor!
The Simpsons - âBart vs. Australiaâ (February 19, 1995)
DO YOU HAS?
Clock mismanagement and it wasnât Cristobal?
LOL U
Watching that INT bounce around
Love that the ACC made 8-Ball the Tiger the face of its ad campaign,
And I said HEY YAY YAY YAY!!!
Notre Dame called the Benny Hill touchdown play.
RUN THE DAMN BALL BOBO!!!
Pass batted down at the line? Classic Beck.
Thatâs the Carson Beck I remember
Too cool to overturn
CFB is the absolute best sport for haters.
I wish I had the unwarranted confidence of a collegiate cornerback trying to return an interception from the endzone.
I promise nothing!
Oh I had a pretty good guess.
âEssentially Honey Nut Cheeriosâ or âEssentially Frosted Flakesâ seems to apply to a lot of these athelete cereals.
Georgia Stateâs defense is ass. Gonna be a long season.
Pregame chain snatching by the Auburn transfer? Yeah, I can see that.
After a brief foray into doing good things at the end of the first half, we are firmly back into âwhat you doinâ?â territory.
DOINK! đ„
Thatâs more like it.
Oh no Georgia State what you doinâ?
Have some self respect, Noles fans.
It seems a lot of people never believe in the starting QBs for major college football programs.
There goes the shutout. #FireKirbySmart
âIn the shotgun on fourth and goal at the one? And itâs a pass play?!!â [Georgia scores] âGreat play call! I never doubted you, Bobo!â
May be laying low because of all (gestures broadly)
La DĂ©capitation de saint Georges, Bernat Martorell, 1430
My daughter thinks she can say stuff like that in MY HOUSE?!! Absolutely not! Had to set her straight.
Uga is full nude for this game.
Câmon Bobo, you gotta let Gunner spread his wings and fly!
Thundering Turd, more like
Stockton breaking ankles
Running straight for the transfer portal.
Went too hard at the SAE pregame
The worldâs greatest outlaw country band is back on tour today. Go Dawgs.
We are so back!
The Texas hype train once again flies off a cliff.
LOLTEXAS
There are four Golden Retrievers in the tailgate next to us and, based on their behavior, I donât think these dogs have ever eaten in their lives.
Place your bets, folks: Downtown: -400 Epps Bridge Pkwy: -200 S. Milledge: Even W. Broad: +200 29N: +500 Barnett Shoals: +1000
Nothing like home-opener fresh porta-potties
Is the Texas punt returnerâs name Niblet?
Great teams cheat
Haha! Rigged!
Well there goes Archâs chances for the Heisman
10:15 before the second tailgate group started to set up.
Nothing better than an absolutely bonkers football Saturday when you have no active rooting interest.
The Rock
Serious lack of elite-ness today.
What are you still asleep? Itâs game day! [Inarticulate barking]
