It's definitely Dolly Madison, because she makes such good cupcakes.
Blue vote, blue shirt, blue jeans, blue eyes, blue car, blue mood (since election), red state, we can't all be perfect. Still psarcasticly optimistic.
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It's definitely Dolly Madison, because she makes such good cupcakes.
Not elected, but she CHOSE to kiss the ass of a pedophile
So, if... the oil, isn't always burning — Why do we subsidize petroleum drilling?
Kristi Noem and Tom Homan are going down with him!
Now that Kristi Noem can literally shoot puppies in the park... I feel so much safer.
That's gonna result in 1500% in lower prices for all Americans! Praise Cheesus!
In one of his recent monologues since the firing, he snidely said "Netflix, if you're listening?" So, I'm guessing this was already in discussion...
Shredded Epstein documents tossed out the window with trump's colostomy bag to a waiting Karoline Leavitt below
Trump Did That.
The movie was better... 🤣
Everyone blames the cameras..., but it's the video games, ketamine and corner offices — Nothing we can do about it, thoughts and prayers.
Good night Donold, RIP 🪦
"All you talk about is Jan 6" Fine, you want something new to talk about? Then how about releasing the Epstein files...
Good night Donold, RIP 🪦
Driving Miss Crazy
I spent the summer in DC back 25 years ago when the crime rates were quite a bit higher than they are now. Walked or rode metro everywhere, dupont circle, downtown, north, south, etc... with no concerns or problems at all. I've definitely seen sketchier areas in Louisiana and Mississippi.
But you never have a second cup of coffee in Quebec...
The long standing cliché "trumped up charges" has never been more properly said.
I have a great idea for a super duper big distraction!
Just the legs?
I wanna hear the contractor's side of the story, but not until the Epstein files are released.
Would be a shame if the little mushroom head had to go too
Someone needs to remind him that his untimely death would be the ultimate distraction from the Epstein files. Temporarily....
Over 300 MILLION American citizen's files stolen by DOGE. Why can't 1 person with access steal the EPSTEIN Files? #LEAKtheEPSTEIN_Files
I'm truly beginning to think they actually want a pandemic to wipe out a large percentage of Americans, the facist version of "cull the herd"
It's like, just die already!! 🙄
DOGE dumbass Thomas Fugate III, 22 yr old trump intern who was appointed to lead counter terrorism & threat prevention at DHS, gutted dept firing 75% of the staff. According to Fugate, “domestic terror” & “domestic born shooters” weren’t the problem & that the dept needed to “focus on illegals.”
*Checks calendar*... I had no clue today was opposite day
Does anyone think if JD takes over, the right will go nuts over him being an unelected official? Yeah, me neither.
It's actually his uncle, Scrooge McDroid
youtu.be/IfsT_c-PZXg?...
"We'll just roll around Denver all day"
Powerful piece by @markhertling.bsky.social. “I am infuriated that the Air Force plans to grant military funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt. She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it.” www.thebulwark.com/p/honoring-a...
He was seen at a golf course.. You missed
Utah musicians rally around violinist detained by ICE after decades in the U.S. John Shin, a 37-year-old violinist who has played with the Utah Symphony, is being held in a detention center more than 500 miles away from his home. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Mango Zedung
The one that doesn't look like RFK Jr?
This would've never happened if Kamala Harris were president
Medicine by 'feels' has historically been so very successful... So now is a golden opportunity for you all to buy shares of my new leech farm enterprise!
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I'm beginning to think trump wasn't being truthful during the election...
Inhuman. “I don’t have any choice” is a lie.
"I was just following orders" is the number one excuse of facism
I thought that was a picture of the Salt Lake City refineries along I-15.
"Untrumpstitutional" is my new goto 🤣
Kim Jung-un, eat your heart out.
*walking through cemetery* "I'm so sorry... I didn't realize Joni Ernst wouldn't understand that her constituents were seriously angered with her disregard for life, death and humanity"
*walking through cemetery* "I'm so sorry... I didn't realize Joni Ernst wouldn't understand that her constituents were seriously angered with her disregard for life, death and humanity"
Is there a school, or course, or program these guys attend to learn how to properly express smugness while obfuscating and gaslighting everyone around them?
I've seen polls that show Mike Johnson literally does not have any balls. And I'm sure my fake polls are more accurate than his fake polls
Why is the race of the police officer so important to mention here? Tbh, I'd forgotten, don't matter don't care. I do care that he was defending congress during an attack, end of story.
I'm nostalgic for the time I didn't know what a "Mike Johnson from Louisiana" was. He is a horrible, servile enabler with no moral compass.
Just a reminder that pedo lover Mike said he would deal with another issue when they got back to work.
It's right there for all to see. GNC is told to "stay in his state"so to speak, while red state govs have decided to send troops to patrol the streets of DC and ignore the crime problems in their own states.
Reading through the Constitution... Nope, nothing in here about congress being required to "back up everything the president is doing. In fact, from what I tell, the exact opposite requiring checks on power is how it is framed.
Fox News won't ask this, of course, but the next question for anyone else should be, "Ok, then I assume you support government-funded mental health programs with easy access for Americans all across the country to end this scourge of violence?"
I'm embarrassed to have to say this, but thats not the Jedi way. Go hang out with Yoda for a week and we all expect to see you back in full vigor after Labor Day.
The disdain for the country's norms and constitutional law by Greg Gutfeld here should disqualify him from any serious news network job.
Yup, the cabinet has gone full butt-snorkelers! 🤣 Going where only rodents have dared tread
Nothing like demanding an ally say thank you (after said ally had already expressed his gratitude), on camera and in the Whitehouse, to show how unprepared someone is to be president.
It was spelled out in Project 2025, but no one believed it.
Them pearls ain't gonna clutch themselves
BuT wHaT aBoUt ThE iMmIgRaNtS?
And if any of the objections made can also be applied to any religious books, that book must go as well.
Haw does that work if the penalty has already been paid? I don't recall any prior pardon recipients getting a free vacation to the Bahamas to commensurate for time spent.
Have pearls, will clutch
Deeply disturbed brainworm "challenged" individual says what?
Add Governor Walz to the democrat potential presidential nominee list.
So women aren't people... Got it
Honoring an insurrectionist with military honors, how abhorrent is this! At this level, I'm sure Timothy McVeigh will be next? and if not, why not? Please explain that to me MAGAts, make it make sense... I'll wait...
They're all XINOs, X-ian in name only.
You can believe plenty in prayer and still find it utterly lacking as a concrete public policy response from an elected leader. If Biden had asked people to pray for inflation to cool off, what would these exact same people have said?
Number of mass school shootings successfully stopped by prayer: 0
"NO" The correct answer is"no"
Can we ask what they're huffing that causes complete lack of empathy, fealty to an orange baboon and facism?
Correction, at their conventions, not the headquarters. While Firearms are allowed at the headquarters, there are strict "regulations" on their use.
The NRA headquarters has metal detectors at the doors... go figure 🤷♂️
Some things are not that hard to see... I didn't need a doctor to know that Alex Smith's leg snapped during a football game
Trump’s Flunkies
His famously moral base that can't even afford one home and are probably too uneducated to even be aware how claiming 3 "primary" residences is theft of their hard earned taxes.
Mango Mussolini might be conflicted if they were the ones raking the forest floor.
The Tell-Tale Heart and other gothic stories of guilt
Whelp, there was that one time God saved trump just enough for an innocent nearby firefighter to get killed.
Oops, my bad, posted a Pic of the wrong pedophile 2/2
Hey MAGA, seriously why... are you trusting this guy to protect your children? 1/2
Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.
sheamlesshh tranzhishhion
For him it's more of an annoyance because it takes him out of the news cycle for a couple of days.
Unhinged pedo-fa seen at Whitehouse
SHE's praying? Weren't the victims already praying when they were shot during Mass. Enough already!!
From the list of accusations against the Crown in the U.S. Declaration of Independence:
