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Staring@TheAbyss

@tommysalami420.bsky.social

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created August 29, 2024

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1/9/2025, 11:24:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 11:16:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whenever Trump passes I will say that their were signs

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1/9/2025, 11:08:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 10:56:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 10:45:05 PM | 166 27 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahhh yes the forces of woke have been fully subjugated in Los Angeles now the 👁️ turns its gaze to Chicago! Did you know people in Chicago call casserole pizza?! Sick people very messed up!

1/9/2025, 8:20:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 8:18:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nate Bronze with another all timer

1/9/2025, 8:14:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well at least hockey is back on soon #Bluejays

1/9/2025, 8:13:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Totally got covid again and it wrecked his shit

1/9/2025, 8:09:42 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“during covid” lol it never ended

1/9/2025, 8:08:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn back to the somethingawful forums?

1/9/2025, 7:50:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 7:30:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Both my wife and son just have sniffles, if I hadn’t had horrible muscle aches I don’t think I would have bothered testing, but woops whole family got it, SAD

1/9/2025, 7:26:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He got covid again didn’t he? Thats why he’s been out of sight for 5 days, anyways my whole family popped hot for the first time know of and if it weren’t for my horrible muscles aches clueing me in I wouldn’t have tested in enough time for the family to get paxlovid. Now I taste pennies

1/9/2025, 7:17:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Friday is just on the line of 4-5 days but you do you posting pal

1/9/2025, 7:13:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 7:06:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And now I guess cspam gave up and closed their covid thread can’t find the thread anymore

1/9/2025, 7:04:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No its real, thats the site the cspam covid thread approved for fast paxlovid

1/9/2025, 7:04:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh hey me too, got positives tests just today, did you go to drb.ai for your paxlovid? Took them like 20 mins to send it in to the pharmacy

1/9/2025, 7:00:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FYI covid tests from 2 years ago still work good, because the family popped positive this weekend, Paxlovid acquired

1/9/2025, 6:07:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 1:09:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 1:07:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Cubs

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31/8/2025, 9:47:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Nutty Protestor

31/8/2025, 9:17:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:16:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:33:28 AM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:14:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Classic

31/8/2025, 1:13:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:12:48 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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VIDEO IS FROM JUNE OR THIS IS A CLONE WAKE UP SHEEPLE

31/8/2025, 1:03:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s what the founders would have wanted

31/8/2025, 12:59:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 12:57:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Again that’s like Pete Walker’s job right? Do your fucking job.

30/8/2025, 10:22:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:09:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me when the #Bluejays bullpen enters the game

30/8/2025, 9:38:42 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally the pinnacle of modern medicine

30/8/2025, 9:35:11 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 1:30:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had I dream I got transported to an alternate reality and everyone was super nice

30/8/2025, 1:18:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re in a simulation, but it’s hooked up to Trump’s brain in cryosleep

30/8/2025, 1:13:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:39:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:27:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FRIDAY NIGHT BITCHES

30/8/2025, 2:19:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sorry isn’t the pitching coach responsible for the quality of conditioning of the bullpen

30/8/2025, 2:08:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:07:33 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:05:46 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fire Pete Walker

30/8/2025, 2:05:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dont know random memes I find and the shit out

30/8/2025, 2:04:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:03:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean the least RFK JR could do is put cocaine back in coca-cola or return Quaaludes to the market, wtf man

30/8/2025, 2:03:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you imagine?

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30/8/2025, 1:42:38 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 1:41:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 1:40:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTF THEY ARE AMAZING, RETROWAVE

30/8/2025, 1:31:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fire Pete Walker #Bluejays

30/8/2025, 1:27:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The two genders Baseball sucks its dumb poop for idiots Baseball is the greatest achievement of mankind

30/8/2025, 1:23:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing can be done #Brewers are the team of destiny, make alcohol be ever in your favor

30/8/2025, 1:20:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fire Pete Walker

30/8/2025, 1:15:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck you Quebec

30/8/2025, 1:09:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This proves that the Packers are the correct and moral choice

30/8/2025, 1:08:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Bluejays are cooked, grats on Bieber though he did great, all the other pitchers besides Scherzer are ass

30/8/2025, 12:52:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahhh the bullpen of ill repute

30/8/2025, 12:43:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahahaha

30/8/2025, 12:27:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GO TO THE PHARMACY ACROSS THE STREET IDIOT

30/8/2025, 12:22:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TRUMP NOT SEE IN DAYS

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30/8/2025, 12:20:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ANY BIELEBERS IN THE CHAT? #Bluejays

29/8/2025, 11:18:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I AM A BIELEBER

29/8/2025, 11:16:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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?????

29/8/2025, 9:57:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re only acting out because they are losers who can’t beat Florida in hockey

29/8/2025, 9:21:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucking New Hampshire man, their like that one guy you know who has to be a contrarian about everything

29/8/2025, 9:19:18 PM | 156 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well yes thats true of course

29/8/2025, 6:29:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus

29/8/2025, 6:19:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes and if you happen to run into a pharmacist being a dick about it just walk across the street to another pharmacy it doesn’t matter

29/8/2025, 6:03:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep in mind if it’s more feasible make an appt and drive to another state that doesn’t have dumb laws about pharmacies, whatever is easier. Also just lie and say you have Crohns or something no one cares.

29/8/2025, 6:02:11 PM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deer are assholes and no longer have natural predators, they have to be culled, bow hunting is fun also though

29/8/2025, 6:00:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jared Polis is a moronic sack of shit

29/8/2025, 5:49:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Classic 5Head

29/8/2025, 5:48:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t know I thought the democratic nominee getting an enthusiastic endorsement from Dick Cheney was pretty fucking weird also

29/8/2025, 5:48:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember folks if you want the Covid vax that you deserve just lie, tell the pharmacist you have crohns, no one cares no one is going to check up on it, if a pharmacist denies you, go across the street to another pharmacist. If you live in dumbass NY drive to another state

29/8/2025, 5:46:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their is no news story I can find to suggest what you are saying, please cite your sources

29/8/2025, 5:38:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m on walgreens website right now and it just asks me to verify my eligibility

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No

29/8/2025, 2:02:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CVS IS RUN BY CORRUPT MORONS DOING MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE GO TO WALGREENS

29/8/2025, 12:47:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feeding off the wailing and gnashing of teeth by Cowboy fans like its the perfect drug.

29/8/2025, 1:41:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 11:15:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Raised beds and canning are in my future

28/8/2025, 11:05:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LETS GO ONE OF THE UNIVERSITIES IN THE STATE OF OHIO

28/8/2025, 9:59:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly the US is running out of soft targets to exploit so now its our turn to do it to ourselves

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