Staring@TheAbyss (@tommysalami420.bsky.social)
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Whenever Trump passes I will say that their were signs
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Ahhh yes the forces of woke have been fully subjugated in Los Angeles now the đď¸ turns its gaze to Chicago! Did you know people in Chicago call casserole pizza?! Sick people very messed up!
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Nate Bronze with another all timer
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Well at least hockey is back on soon #Bluejays
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Totally got covid again and it wrecked his shit
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âduring covidâ lol it never ended
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Damn back to the somethingawful forums?
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Both my wife and son just have sniffles, if I hadnât had horrible muscle aches I donât think I would have bothered testing, but woops whole family got it, SAD
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He got covid again didnât he? Thats why heâs been out of sight for 5 days, anyways my whole family popped hot for the first time know of and if it werenât for my horrible muscles aches clueing me in I wouldnât have tested in enough time for the family to get paxlovid. Now I taste pennies
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Friday is just on the line of 4-5 days but you do you posting pal
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And now I guess cspam gave up and closed their covid thread canât find the thread anymore
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No its real, thats the site the cspam covid thread approved for fast paxlovid
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Oh hey me too, got positives tests just today, did you go to drb.ai for your paxlovid? Took them like 20 mins to send it in to the pharmacy
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FYI covid tests from 2 years ago still work good, because the family popped positive this weekend, Paxlovid acquired
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The Nutty Protestor
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Classic
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VIDEO IS FROM JUNE OR THIS IS A CLONE WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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Itâs what the founders would have wanted
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Again thatâs like Pete Walkerâs job right? Do your fucking job.
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Me when the #Bluejays bullpen enters the game
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Literally the pinnacle of modern medicine
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I had I dream I got transported to an alternate reality and everyone was super nice
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Weâre in a simulation, but itâs hooked up to Trumpâs brain in cryosleep
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FRIDAY NIGHT BITCHES
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Iâm sorry isnât the pitching coach responsible for the quality of conditioning of the bullpen
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Fire Pete Walker
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I dont know random memes I find and the shit out
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I mean the least RFK JR could do is put cocaine back in coca-cola or return Quaaludes to the market, wtf man
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WTF THEY ARE AMAZING, RETROWAVE
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Fire Pete Walker #Bluejays
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The two genders Baseball sucks its dumb poop for idiots Baseball is the greatest achievement of mankind
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Nothing can be done #Brewers are the team of destiny, make alcohol be ever in your favor
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Fire Pete Walker
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Fuck you Quebec
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This proves that the Packers are the correct and moral choice
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#Bluejays are cooked, grats on Bieber though he did great, all the other pitchers besides Scherzer are ass
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Ahhh the bullpen of ill repute
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Hahahaha
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GO TO THE PHARMACY ACROSS THE STREET IDIOT
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ANY BIELEBERS IN THE CHAT? #Bluejays
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I AM A BIELEBER
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?????
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Theyâre only acting out because they are losers who canât beat Florida in hockey
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Fucking New Hampshire man, their like that one guy you know who has to be a contrarian about everything
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Well yes thats true of course
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Jesus
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Yes and if you happen to run into a pharmacist being a dick about it just walk across the street to another pharmacy it doesnât matter
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Keep in mind if itâs more feasible make an appt and drive to another state that doesnât have dumb laws about pharmacies, whatever is easier. Also just lie and say you have Crohns or something no one cares.
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Deer are assholes and no longer have natural predators, they have to be culled, bow hunting is fun also though
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Jared Polis is a moronic sack of shit
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Classic 5Head
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I donât know I thought the democratic nominee getting an enthusiastic endorsement from Dick Cheney was pretty fucking weird also
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Remember folks if you want the Covid vax that you deserve just lie, tell the pharmacist you have crohns, no one cares no one is going to check up on it, if a pharmacist denies you, go across the street to another pharmacist. If you live in dumbass NY drive to another state
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Their is no news story I can find to suggest what you are saying, please cite your sources
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Iâm on walgreens website right now and it just asks me to verify my eligibility
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No
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CVS IS RUN BY CORRUPT MORONS DOING MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE GO TO WALGREENS
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Feeding off the wailing and gnashing of teeth by Cowboy fans like its the perfect drug.
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Raised beds and canning are in my future
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LETS GO ONE OF THE UNIVERSITIES IN THE STATE OF OHIO
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Exactly the US is running out of soft targets to exploit so now its our turn to do it to ourselves