Can confirm.
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You're both much better than me. I'm over here cursing them the hell out, and wishing that everyone in this administration have the absolute worst things imaginable happen to them.
They locked ICE in their own facility in LA!! I LOVE THIS!!!!
Same here. Depending on how much one gets paid to do this, of course. But it would still be an awesome job.
The Trivago guy and his huge capped teeth annoy the fuck out of me.
Thanks, Dani. You made me Google "Gaylor".
*makes list entitled "people who have thrown me into a garage"*
Overhead Smashmouth
You're right. I should be shooting for *eyes* roll.
I have that effect on people.
when two of your friends start hooking up and the rest of you know it’ll end in disaster
Nobody likes a braggart.
See?
So, consider it a test run?
Proof that prayer doesn't work.
Melania had had enough.
I'm doing drugs either way.
He gets a lot of his political videos shared, and he should, they're funny and well-written. But this song is just sublime. Beautiful lyrics, guitar playing, vocals, it's just amazing. youtu.be/eGH8W1yuP4E?...
welp, Melania just asked Justin Trudeau to be her plus one at the funeral
There will undoubtedly be articles and news pieces about "the horrible liberals on BlueSky gleefully hoping President Trump has died." And to that, I say, "You're goddamned right!"
The musicians are all top-notch, and Ken Marino surprised the hell out of me with how well he sings. I also love how they've brought their friends to do the lead on some of the songs. Like Joe Lo Truglio on "Baker Street", and that mashup of "Turn the Beat Around" and "Rock the Casbah" was awesome.
Wondering what happens if someone goes on Truth Social and just asks, "Is he dead yet?"
The #TrumpDeathWatch here is magnificent.
I had this song in mind, too, but it went like this: 🎶Ding dong, the dick is dead! Which old dick? That fucking dick! Ding dong, that fucking dick is dead!!🎶
But if it does get confirmed, would you wake those sleeping friends to celebrate?
That's too bad. I see you as part of the brass ensemble of a big blues band.
I would honestly love to be playing a video game right now, but I'm too afraid that the second I put my phone down, the news will break that he's finally dead, and it will be time to celebrate. I need some kind of alarm to go off when it happens.
When it's bitten by something radioactive.
I hope this email finds you celebrating the death of the biggest piece of shit America has ever had to deal with.
I'd be playing "Celebration" by Kool & The Gang on repeat.
Get his ass
Do you still play?
I love MADJB, and I'm not apologizing for it.
I'm sure you will be ssked back to host at some point.
I believe that Ethan Peck's smile at the end of the closing credits of Strange New Worlds was not scripted, and was just genuine joy of doing those moments with Patton Oswalt.
What else do you expect from Shelbyville?
Medium-rare filet with a red wine mushroom pan sauce, garlic mashed potatoes, roasted Brussels sprouts with pancetta drizzled with balsamic vinegar and a few drops of maple syrup.
And then you threaten them.
This sounds SO good. I've gotta find some decent cornbread that crumbles. When I make cornbread, it's too buttery and delicious to leave any crumbles.
The rock and roller cola wars never ended.
I haven't been educated.
Cornbread dressing?
It was Mike. He started a write-in campaign.
I remember when "Tesitfying before Congress" used to mean, "Ooh! We're going to get the answers, now!" But now it means, "Members of *this* administration are going to testify to a Congress that has bent its knee to *this* administration? Why bother? No truth will be told, with no consequences."
Patton Oswalt as a Vulcan is awesome.
Ok, thanks!
Where do you see the automated draft grades?
@minakimes.bsky.social 2 questions for you: 1) How often does someone ask you to grade their fantasy football roster? 2) Would you be willing to grade my fantasy football roster? Please? (I thought saying "please" might help)
I want to be like Fry in Futurama and just trip and fall into a cryogenic booth for 1000 yrs.
People are mad about Ashli Babbitt getting a funeral with military honors. And they should be. She deserves no recognition other than "traitor". But, is anyone really surprised? This is coming from an admin that is honoring the Confederacy.
Avoid Google Play whenever possible. Long story short, they charged me for 2 months for an Apple Music subscription, but didn't remit the money to Apple. So Apple canceled my subscription. Google refuses to refund me. I know, it's a minor first-world problem, but it bugs the shit out of me.
I wish I could say this surprises me, but it just feels on brand. Fucking over taxpayers *and* the environment? That's killing two of its favorite birds with one stone.
Found the answer when I went to donate. Sorry, Chris. Really hope you win, you're exactly the kind of person who needs to be there!
"Rip off the door"? Does he think there's a gang of Hulks (Incredible, not shitbag Hogans) roaming the streets stealing from cars?
I'm a US citizen, but I live in Canada. Is it legal for you to accept money from me?
Mingus Reedus. What the fuck were they thinking?
You've been brainwashed.
I didn't even hint at recipes!!
OR, this is just what I - I mean, WE - *want* you to think.
I have never felt more betrayed.
Gotta call in backup, eh, Sparkles? The shovel and the penny sock not doing the job?
The police probably think it's their own fault for multiple people saying "Oh no!" in succession.
That phrase "runs through the obstacles course" is doing a lot of work.
I'm gonna say, "Fuck that noise." These words and phrases refer to people and situations with a dignity and respect they don't get in the real world. To sacrifice that in the name of getting votes is caving to the people who can't accept treating *everyone* with respect. The "Anti-woke" mob.
I think you and I both know that's an empty threat. He and I would team up against you and your shovel-wielding bestie.
Easy. I open up the app, type what I want, and hit the "Reply" button. That's how.
Which was practice for the Oscars.
Ha! Joke's on you! I never know what's good for me!
Treating April like a dog? That's hardly bestie behavior.
Suggesting? No. Laughing at the idea? Most definitely!
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Person? Singular? No, the whole fucking lot of them and everyone who voted for it.
Anything involving anyone in that administration is guaranteed to turn out horrible. For instance, any of them waking up in the morning is a horrible thing.
But just a sweet, innocent, little angel, huh?
Barbara needs to understand just how difficult it is without opposable thumbs.
It's amazing that I could say, "Please, let him die today. Right now, in fact. And make it as painful and horrible and humiliating as possible." And not only would everyone know who I was referring to, but the vast majority of people would agree with me.
*coughcoughcoughcough*
*coughcough*
It's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.
This suggests that any of these people care about an oath. I don't think I could believe a single thing coming from anyone in Trump's (and therefore Noem's) orbit.
Name 5 bands/artists you've never seen live before, who, if they came to your town, you would be there no matter how much tickets cost: In no particular order Govt Mule Gary Clark, Jr. Jon Batiste Joe Bonamassa Christone "Kingfish" Ingram
The world is healing.
Right, because that gif was just so innocent and non-threatening. And the fact that it was in response to me saying you were gonna threaten me was just a coincidence. Mike knew it was a threat too! He can back me up! Right, Mike? Mike? Where'd Mike go? Oh, shit. Myra already got Mike.
But if we stop learning how slavery was bad, then who will speak up when they start using undocumented people as... Ohhhh.
Nazi Nosferatu
Stephen Cheung is the Trump Administration's Communications Director. Many of the posts on X from "The White House" are actually written by him. He gets quite vicious and unprofessional, but that's what Trump loves to see. I see him and just think, "Coneheads reboot".
Hope she told them something to the effect of, "Go fuck yourselves. Charge me. See how that works out for you."
Yes, but the law requires you to go in the middle of the night.
For a vegan, you sure are chicken.
An April/Myra team-up does not bode well for us all.
See? Did I call it, or what?
Told you.
Of course he was gonna get the starting job. How could he not? The Indianapolis Jones merch practically sells itself!
I think it would do about the same. BUT, I might not get the coveted eyeroll from Myra. I'll just get threats from her and April.
If nothing else, this thread has shown me why i should not try to call myself the white slim shady.
I'm doing my part to erase the ratio.
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I would have liked to see the explanation of why it couldn't have happened on a Monday, or a Saturday. How did being a Friday factor into the science?
I really would have loved to see a dinosaur rip Chris Pratt's arm off when he did that "dinosaur whisperer" move in the Jurassic World movies.