Melania practicing in the limo
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Melania practicing in the limo
Because they did the job they were hired to do, get him back in office, mission accomplished, see you in 2027 when it's time to run for president again!
Why not, her husband does, right in front of world leaders and everything.
Hopefully along with her anchor baby and her migrant chain parents.
Asimov knew his stuff, didn't he?
A billion dollars worth of free publicity, and he repaid them with insults, so that's what they get.
THAT PART. I once saw an ear nick at a hair salon, a TEENY cut. It looked like the tea room scene from Kill Bill, not some little trickle on the shirt collar.
Hope the bedbugs bite...
True as Gospel.
It's not like he WALKS the course or anything. He rides in the cart, hits the ball, gets back in the cart, and rolls to the next tee.
I understand Reagan's has 24-hour surveillance for this very reason. That tombstone would've been canary yellow by now otherwise.
My friend calls him Beetlejuice, and it fits.
He's not. It's going to be like that scene in Constantine when Peter Stormare shows up to collect.
I CANNOT fall asleep tonight. It's after 4 in the morning here. What gives?
Melania when IT happens
I keep seeing the number "Thank You Very Much" playing in my head
Six times in the last 10 minutes
If he's not posting on Truth Social at this hour of the morning...
Jr can stick his 'fitness wearables' where the sun doesn't shine. That's where his head is anyway.
Wouldn't believe him if he said night follows day, water was wet, and the check was in the mail.
Training at what? Getting booed on vacation?
This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.
Same. Hire people who she can trust because remember when Biden's dog Major was snapping at Secret Service members? That's because DOGS KNOW when someone isn't on the up-and-up.
Course he is. He's a stupid, childish, petty, vindictive, insecure little man.
With those kankles, he'll be lucky to make it to 2026.
How long til they're bankrupt? Five years at the most.
Get bent, Susie.
You could practically see the buffering signal behind his eyes
This is what I see every time I see him spouting off his brain worm nonsense.
My laptop keeps asking if I want to enable AI? And I've done everything short of telling it to STFU about AI already, IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.
Federal funding, that none of the regular people will ever see a dime of.
I had food poisoning as a kid from bad deviled eggs, I thought I was gonna โ ๏ธ . But yes, get to an urgent care or your doctor, cause 6 days, you should be feeling better by now. Hope you will soon.
I did my second dose for tje Shingles vax last December. I had one TINY brush with Shingles 15 years ago and said I didn't want ANY of that smoke ever again. Now, it might help prevent Alzheimer's? Sweet!
N o T a I
FACT.
She's richer, more loved, and more successful than he can EVER hope to be, and he HATES. IT.
Know who else said that? Every guy found guilty at Nuremberg, and it didn't work for them either.
If only there was some vaccine that prevented that... OH WAIT.
He and Landry are in a race to the bottom.
There's an awful lot of windows in Washington they could fall out of, too.
"Only when the last tree has been cut, the last river has been poisoned & the last fish been caught will they realize that they can't eat money" old Cree proverb
Kinda love this. Let us know if you need a step-stool Pete! ๐ ๐๐คฃ
How every sentence mentioning him should start.
Always with that stupid yellow tie and no jacket, like he's 'a working man'. Working to keep pedos outta jail.
Eight track player! I dont have one of those, but there are some 8 track tapes out in the storage shed!
Never mind having the 3rd highest smuder rate in the country, protect the crosswalk!
As the late great Leslie Jordan would say, "Well, well, well."
YES. No more of this Kumbaya BS because all it's gotten Dems is kicked in the teeth.
Nothing but a Republican pyramid scheme, always has been.
How would he know? Is he EVER at work? Every time he surfaces, he's 'on vacation' somewhere.
silentmiddlechild
That orange one looks like the ringleader ๐
My representatives are Johnson, Kennedy, Scalise, Higgins, and Cassidy. Get better results if I phoned up the Pope. ๐คฌ ๐คฌ ๐คฌ
Bold of you to assume Trump actually PAID his legal fees unless it was paid out of the taxpayers' pocket.
Not to mention how Bondi and the rest of them all looked like they'd just been through a mass casualty event. My guess is he told each of them their dirtiest little secret that they thought nobody else knew about, and boy, it'd just be too bad if it was to slip out somehow if they didn't go along.
Hope he's enjoying getting his '2 or 3 stinging strokes' for every child who was harmed on his garbage advice. He could be awhile...
Bet he wishes he'd opened his trap before now, instead of waiting so he could sell his stupid book. You're on deck, Bob Woodward!
I truly believe this is why he pardoned all those J6'ers, to in order to form his own secret police.
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HE does. He's way worse.
How about we appropriate NO more money for Israel?
And THIS is precisely why he said that.
Because Donny's mad at him.
What a handsome pupper!
Yep. Everyone's like, is it coming, isn't it, who knows? Guess I'll have to rely on my neighbor's beer bottle wind chime, which says, "If These Break, Run Like He**."
Many of them are likely are.
Hi guys. I'd li e to joi. In, but it asks for a password, and I don't know it. Would someone msg me it privately, please?
Won't let me in, I don't know the secret word
Silence Is Complicity Straighten your spine Speak & live your truth
And STILL our lawmakers sit there with their thumbs up their backsides and let him do whatever he wants, the people be dawned.
The USS TACO
They KNOW they're in the wrong, that's why the 'but mah freedom' guys who wouldn't wear a mask during Covid, are only to happy to cover their faces now.
I hope she defeats her so soundly that Joni slithers back under her rock for good, never to be heard from again.
FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES, whether in office or not.
The road to fascism is filled with people telling you you're overreacting.
Looking forward to seeing it gracing the bins of my local Dollar Tree.
Hope the staff made that meal extra special.
Keep Reposting
Suuure it did.
OK. I miss y'all too!
It wouldn't let me in ๐
I was thinking the same thing about my reply. ๐
Louder
Straight up blasphemy. He got about as much chance of being Pope as I do of picking all 6 Powerball numbers, and my odds are better.
Keeps on, he's going to end up getting one like Anwar Sadat.
Catholic Lite, with one-third less guilt!
Hope his wife's readying a lawsuit of BIBLICAL proportions and citing her personally in it.
Putin, Ergodan, Bukele, Netanyahu, everyone else walking around popping Xanax like Skittles.