Definitely the actions of what a lame duck president who knows he’s leaving office in a little over 3 years would do.
Definitely the actions of what a lame duck president who knows he’s leaving office in a little over 3 years would do.
So to be clear… the US sunk a Venezuelan drug boat and are justifying it by saying “there’s a lot of drugs on that boat.” Which, seems like we’re doing this backward. Were there drugs on that boat? I’m half expecting the informant to be the same dude that got Abrego -Garcia hemmed up.
Question for you. Are you still a ho?
Oh ok. So what do we call it? Cause we can’t call it artificial intelligence now can we?
The serious lack of knowledge being bandied about by these morons is just staggering. Can someone explain to them how energy storage works? Please?
Guys, the NYT published this. This is serious. Lol. I’m not gonna read it other than the headline and I feel I could solve the authors problem. “Mind your own goddamn business perv.” Also, where are the Epstein files?
He seen the Epstein files?
Oh… lol These witness depositions gonna be lit.
Sorry to all you “good gun owners.” Turns out that a million bad apples can in fact, spoil the whole damn bunch. That’s science bitches.
Here’s my study on mass shootings. I present to you, irrefutable facts on this. I’ve studied all the people and all the circumstances for about zero seconds. What I’ve found is shocking. There is one common denominator in every shooting. It’s the guns. The guns are the issue.
Kind of feels like we’re watching the movie “wag the dog.”
Dude… is that a pony tail?
I refuse to allow this exercise to only be available for legitimate journalist. It’s just not as fun. Borats occupation was as a journalist. So I will say him. (And if we’re doing Sasha Baron Cohen journalist characters, we could also include Ali G and Bruno. Lol)
So he’s saying “we’re not gonna test for certain things anymore.” Neat.
I guess I don’t really think that ordering a cold decaf coffee sans the ice is that terrible. Now, when you say it out loud, like that, it seems like something I would want to drop a piano on you for, but when you think about it, it’s just not that crazy in comparison.
AKA: The RNC isn’t going to back a sinking ship.
Jfc…. At some point they’re going to need to figure this shit out.
Pics or it didn’t happen. (Lol)
I mean, while the racist undertones exist here and are abhorrent. It’s at least encouraging they got a fact correct for once.
Pretty weird way to look at it. Their intent is to change or whitewash history to make “the 98%”more comfortable? With…. History? What? Someone help me understand their logic. This sounds pretty woke to me. Lol
Ugh… now I have to know who this moron is? How did this dude get his job? That is absolutely not what the job of Congress is. It ain’t about the president, it’s about the people.
What? Why are we letting this lame duck president do anything?
I like your spirit. But let’s see where the rest of the country goes first. We might need those firearms to raise up against the tyrannical government doing tyrannical shit. Let’s be careful what we wish for at this present time. (I feel so, soooo gross saying that. It sucks.)
This is in contrast to what the police chief said. He said they did not find additional firearms at the residences. And now they found them at all three properties they searched? Interesting
But then you have to drive in Chicago. Which, I get it. It’s probably second nature when you live there. But when you come from a lighter traffic city, it looks like unbridled chaos.
Yo what’s happening over on the south side of Minneapolis?
Now let’s talk about the slow moving coup that is so fuckin obvious. Fix that and the rest will fall into place.
Because that’s not criminal law works in this country Scottie. We have a presumption of innocence here. The burden lies with the government to prove these allegations and we don’t try cases in the press no matter how badly orange daddy wants to.
And I say that with all due respect. Seriously. I’m not yelling and I’m not trying sound like I’m pontificating. I say that in a way that makes you hear what folks across the country are ACTUALLY saying. People are legit scared. And scared about a lot more than the cost of things.
My guy - let’s fuckin save the republic before we start talking the cost of shit. Can we talk about the slowest moving, most obvious fucking coup happening? What are you going to do about it? Why is this being allowed to happen? Address that and the cost of shit will work itself out. LFG.
Couldn’t they just give back the billions they took sans the 500mil?
You know, you don’t really to claim you’re “stopping crime” while actively committing crime. Just sayin…
I don’t want to spoil this for you… so I’ll hold my tongue. (Fingers?)
This is a freight train into a thoughtless society.
Gross
Not a ton of time painting fences though… most of that painting is on her face. (Her stupid, stupid face.)
***taps watch*** “Ok sister, we’ll see. Hope you can spin the next failure better then everything else getting spun.”
This dude is such a tool. It’s all optics with him. I don’t understand why he chooses the shitty optics every single time. (I know, I know… he can’t just go being a reasonable person out of nowhere. That wouldn’t be on brand. Gotta be as shitty as possible… he can just lie and say it’s great.)
Just an astoundingly terrible description of how these crimes are actually committed.
No. Why are we still searching for reasons? They Have The Pee Tape. They Have Epstein Evidence. He Is Compromised.
wtf. Can we focus on ‘26 first?
MAKE REALITY REAL AGAIN
Who will be the villain when the immigrants, gays and democrats are all gone? Think the right will be happy then? That’s the main problem I have with their lot. (Aside from all the facism obviously) But they don’t have any idea how to govern without there being an adversary.
Think Barry Bonds is scrambling to get a tee time? Think Trump would put forth the same energy as this?
You’re tiptoeing around a hypothetical straw man. I think you know and understand the proposal. No one is going to make anyone sell their assets. (Unless you’re a major tech manufacturer.)
Trump just effectively made Kodys life in MN a little stupider. (For those that are not baseball nerds like me: That’s Clemons other kid who plays for the Twins.)
Does Barry Bonds need to get a tee time in order for you to crow about the black guy?
By 2… not “a lot” Which isn’t to say it’s not an achievement to make note of. But why the stupid exaggeration? Other than that… the president was playing golf? Gtfoh.
Yeah - I’m having a lot of trouble with this phrasing. It’s not really “status quo” when it’s something new and stupid everyday. How about you find the courage to face the chaos.
So communism. You literally just described communism. Gotcha. Lol
It is a day later. I have now read it. Wtf… lolololol. They’re gonna use this for something? LoooooL Confirmed. It is a big ass pile of bullshit.
Turns out I’m being forced to do both of those things. I obviously believe the women, but I’d like the evidence too. I can do both.
This panel went so much further off the rails right after that. I just posted about how nuts this was. Dude has no chill and might need a flick on the forehead in order to act right.
I saw a dude arguing on CNN that Maxwell getting moved was “just something that happens in the prison system.” Was a pretty astonishing exchange. Dude was taken aback at the very thought that there was a quid pro quo going on. I bet I could sell that dude a time share with the right color scheme.
No they won’t. They will play what was given to them. Let’s not pretend that it’s the entire interaction. Let’s not pretend that this administration is going to release literally anything damaging to Trump.
How the shit did he get a judge to sign off on a warrant with that kind of reasoning?
“Agreed”
I am not reading it at the moment. And I am 100% certain that it is a big ass pile of bullshit.
Wait… hold on. Can someone get Kash on the phone? I’m confused about a few things relating to this and how it coincides with that freight train of lies he told last night on Fox News.
Reminds me of an old Drew Carey bit… “It’s raining real hard and I see this cop and I decide to roll the stop sign in front of him. He pulls me over and asks “you know I why I pulled you over?” I responded in kind by asking him if he understood why I ran the stop sign.” (Something like that. Lol)
At this point, I’m ashamed to say it, but sometimes I wish Trump would have cheated well enough to beat Biden so we could just be done with him now. Kinda sucks we gave him 4 years to cook up all this crazy shit and learn how to enact it and figure out he doesn’t actually have to follow the law.
It’s crazy that the USA is descending into an authoritarian state so the dude in charge won’t get outted as a pederast. Completely insane.
Pfft… come on guys, show some respeck. You try to remember 4 months ago while battling a massive brain leak.
Freedom. Lololololololol.
Secondary raid in 3 - 2 - 1. The warrant shall read: “Bolton gave his neighbor top secret files.”
Pretty sure the warrant read like this: “We comin in to see if you have any copies of the Epstein files. We need to make sure the files we doctored and that we’re going to release can’t be repudiated 10 minutes later.”
RIP Brent Hinds. A one of a kind. youtu.be/tkgHapnwBs4?...
Didn’t bed bath and beyond go bankrupt and shut down? Why would a bankrupt New Jersey company that’s owned by an online retailer now move to California? Doesn’t make a ton of sense there Kevvy.
Whoa. This dude is a goddamn one of a kind statistics master. Wtf? Lol
His eyeliner is nice at least.
“Yes. Please. Why would we listen to them when it’s clear my geriatric and out of touch failing boss is in charge? Thank you” - Stephen Miller (probably)
The irony is delicious.
Grant funding? You thought about closing tax loopholes or legislating new corporate tax code and maybe funding grants that way? Might end up with more than the 10% they’re looking for and there would be oversight rather than this weird shakedown that sounds a whole lot like overreach.
Colts fans gotta be PUMPED
Was real surprised he didn’t take the bait there. One in a row. Good for him.
Imagine if Trump somehow actually gets Russia to stop the war and also give up their own land. He’d be a hero! Guess what though. That won’t happen and he’s still in the Epstein files and they’re still covering up how deep his involvement was.
Oh ok. Let me see if I got this right. it’s all good, the war will end if they allow them to take and keep land and that they don’t have sovereignty. It almost feels like Trump really wants to hide from the Epstein files.
Yes please.
Yes. Please make sure you are presentable for the Oval Office. You’re not going to chilis.
If only we were that lucky.
Eat a bag of dicks NYT
Oh well in that case. Since Putin said it… better outlaw it. LololololoL What the fuck is this loon doing?
Be pretty cool if a dude named Hernán Cortés were the one who found and released the Epstein files.
Boy those Epstein files have got to be just terrible.
So they’re actively attempting to agitate. Not even trying to hide it. Could it be a distraction because their boss fucks kids?
Kinda negates his own argument there a little bit when he gets into the whole “unreported” thing doesn’t it. Just admitting that there’s zero evidence. Grampa needs some milk and maybe some lactaid. Yeah… He has to need lactaid.
Cans of spam might get their attention.
JD Vance is 3 awkward aliens in a trenchcoat and you can't tell me otherwise