aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
Right? Me too
Blue opinions herein proud exile from twitter, not anything like name might imply. Engineer, Fighting Illini, Gritty Chicago suburbs “some mistakes I guess you never stop paying for” I have never been to Cracker Barrel, let the record show
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Right? Me too
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
probably a MAGA contractor who is innately incompetent, like all of them are.
Moldy Mike (@thesmellofold.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Food crisis in Russia. Trump has been sending Russia food. When riots begin in Chicago for food, he has troops standing by. This is what Putin did in 1999 Chechnya.
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… you can harsh on Gig Young all you want EXCEPT for his portrayal of a young ad exec who has been “ living on the dead run” … Martin Sloan in “Walking Distance”, episode 5 season one of the Twilight Zone. You cannot have this one.
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… I think a Loomer endorsed Hitachi wand would sell, don’t you?
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
Woody did the one thing Trump wanted, his Holy Grail: Bang his own daughter
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
Get a fucking statement
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… that same shitty carpet as the Nauta room at Mar a Lago!
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
Exactly. It doesn't give him implicit authority, either.
peachiiKim (@peachiikimaf.bsky.social) reposted
Trump is dead.
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… goofin’ on us, from the crypt
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
MSM right on it!!
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… sniff sniff… a rat
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… a 19 year old “youthful ward” of Rudy is his spokesman? Maybe Cawthorn was right, the are ALL the biggest druggies, drunks and hedonists! Jeez, should have run years ago!
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
Note to all: remember Doc Ronny’s last WH drug manifest, there is no reason to doubt that the new regime too has him stoned to the beejeebus belt on Provigil and adderal. I’m certain he feels great when conscious
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
Welker acting tough on nonsense, weak on MAGA
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
The new country named “Kushneria”
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… hold on, what does RON VARA say about it before we light our hair on fire
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember the fines ABC paid Trump … Moore shows his lack of awareness by going on the fucking show
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… has MAGA’s #1 qualification: dumb as a fucking stump
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… hmmm… random, eh?
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
DEEP THOUGHTS
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
Body double driving cart only? His golf swing would be instantly recognizable, you can’t fake that!
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… no fucking end to the crazy schemes, Trump IS Ralph Kramden
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
“… the Venezuelan gunboat was immediately sunk by gunfire from the frigate and officials at the Pentagon say a landing by peace-keeping forces is not ruled out” Get ready for something like this …
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
Flamingo is the Ukraine designed and built missile, right?
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… my God they are terrible at this … thankfully
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
More officials need to speak up plainly like this! LOUDER
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
J.B. Pritzker is 100% right. Please listen to him, pay attention, and join us in speaking out against authoritarianism and to protect free and fair elections.
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
He won’t let the press anywhere near him. This is getting weirder and weirder.
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… he is fastidious about his hat, that is a double
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… the new Pope needs to be a louder voice!Honeymoon is over, Leo!
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
Uncle Tim’s beard must be asking for a big raise, he needs Trump to front some cash or find a staircase for him …
Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Congresswoman Maxine Waters just called for Trump’s cabinet to invoke “Article 25” of the Constitution to remove him from office. “Something's wrong with this president!" Who agrees?
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… I’m hearing this too
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
… the victims who will testify are once again showing how consistently courageous WOMEN of all stripes have been since 2015. Victims, prosecutors, judges, experts, witnesses… it is the women who have stayed true to the cause. Unflinching.
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… the victims who will testify are once again showing how consistently courageous WOMEN of all stripes have been since 2015. Victims, prosecutors, judges, experts, witnesses… it is the women who have stayed true to the cause. Unflinching.
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… he also courageously bitched about a crack in his hideous new Holidome-style patio, and decided to stiff the contractor, just for grins …
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
winner
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
yes …
Cheri Jacobus (@cherijacobus.bsky.social) reposted
Media displays "real maliciousness behind this journalistic malpractice...slow-walking us through this coup that is ongoing and into this authoritarian state" says @lincolnsbible.bsky.social on my podcast. Clips courtesy of @chattjazz.bsky.social. Full podcast link: www.patreon.com/c/PoliticsWi...
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
But he did admonish the contractor who cracked his new patio!
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… the fact that he is acting like a deranged Judge Smails, pissed at attendant Porterhouse is just insane. Surprised he didn’t say he was having the offender deported, chop chop!
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
limp wrist
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… you are giving yourself way too much credit, Marge. I posted in response to an article, you responded to me. And, to be honest, you seem pretty prickly for someone who ostensibly agrees with me in principle. I’m not saying you are a fraud, but you seem somewhat conflicted.
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… that makes absolutely zero sense
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… your fellow citizens elect the worst, ignorant public servants of late, and while they kill important public works projects they disdain with the “woke” characterization, they will not hesitate to put their hands out to beg that MY Federal taxes fix it after the disaster. Enough!
Rick Havoc (@rickhavoc.bsky.social) reposted
🤞🤞🤞🤞
Mekka Okereke (@mekka.mekka-tech.com) reposted
"Zelensky should be more grateful!🤡" "Mamdani should be more grateful!🤡" Etc. This isn't about gratitude at all. It's petty performance of a power dynamic. A reminder that the people with situational power in that dynamic have the ability to cause pain to the other person. [CW: homophobic slur]
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… I think VP Vito Guyliner better be fucking careful!
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
no, you were right; It is un-fucking-believable!
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
I note NH chooses to “live free (of brains) and die”!
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
So we’re supposed to believe that the Truth Social posts over the last couple days that aren’t filled with terrible spelling and grammar, random capitalization and quotation marks where they don’t belong, with no threats or personal insults, are actually being written by Trump?
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
the entire distaff side of my family, grandma to granddaughter with a few friends, traveled from the farthest gritty South burbs to Soldier Field last noc for a concert; used Metra Electric w stops repeatedly in “the bad areas. No issues, except drunk White Sox fans (they lost). We don’t need troops
GJRboston (@gjrboston.bsky.social) reposted
#Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein
Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted
“.. Kennedy was acting bizarre, saying he can tell as he walks past children if they are dealing with “mitochondrial challenges” .. Can he mysteriously divine illnesses just by looking? “Our health secretary is a certified quack.” @nytopinion.nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2025/08/30/o...
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… needs to be replayed next week, primetime
Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted
On a serious note, he looks like shit. Why is he so swollen?
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
steroid bloat? Doctors?
Elizabeth Pennysworth (@epennysworth.bsky.social) reposted
I hope he is reading how many people are hoping he’s gone for good
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
patfromthestix (@patfromthestix.bsky.social) reposted
The dismantling of alligator alcatraz is taking place in the middle of the night. This monumental disgrace is the biggest waste, fraud, and abuse imaginable. Members of the Miccosuki tribe report flatbeds going out of the camp at night carrying plywood, giant fans, generators.
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… fact?
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
onefinekitty.bsky.social (@onefinekitty.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Just people having thoughts.
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… they ruin EVERYTHING
Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted
JD Vance … from a European perspective
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
yep, that burns but sadly I understand their feeling!
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
right, like thinking about moving to Defcon 3 now, thinking about it
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… not sure, but hope we get that moment soon!
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
"The mainstream press is still in self-flagellation mode over how they purportedly 'ignored' Biden’s decline. (In reality, they never stopped talking about.) But this soul-searching is apparently only backward looking and exclusive to Democratic presidents." — @playtyperguy.com
Nash (@radiodeadair.com) reposted
It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… the rumors are still coming on strong…
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
“Here” is “where”?
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
You dumb stump-jumpers elected morons who will kill you. And as a blue state Northerner, I am tired of paying for your willful ignorance. Fuck the Union, that you are on your own is my wish and your reality with the new regime. You did it to yourselves.
Jack Hopkins-The Original (@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social) reposted
Trump admin is slashing FEMA’s disaster aid ahead of peak hurricane season...rolling back federal support...cutting staff...and shifting responsibilities to states. Emergency officials warn this jeopardizes readiness...and risks a repeat of Katrina-level failures. Standard Trump level incompetence.
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… keep laughing, Chris, it’s appropriate!
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
#Epstein #Epsteinfiles
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Welch: Am American president talks to other American citizens like that, and propagandists come on TV and normalize this behavior. And nothing about this is normal. Nothing
Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: A federal appeals court has ruled (rightly) that His Magasty's tariffs are illegal. Which is really cool until it gets to the Supreme Corpse, and they gently lick all the pus off his balls.
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
Sickened, yet laughing as I heaved!
Patricia (@pattidezgn4u.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
We're paying for his 25% increase in the national debt. Our lives, our kids lives, our parents lives are being DESTROYED because HE is a slovenly, greedy, power hungry, lying monster w 7 personal bankruptcies! No Healthcare/jobs/money/food/homes! Ask your Maga "friends" why are they ok w that!
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
#Epstein #Epsteinfiles
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
Gretch having a go at the Mounjaro plus some work on the mug, she must be eyeing the Peters seat?
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… many are saying
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
What the fuck; last chance before your trial, John Roberts-and you better bring a buddy too!
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
… I think it means any delay is good for the good guys?
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
Neither RFK Jr nor Miller ever passed High School chemistry, all bullshit
aka Uncle Cracker (@unclecracker.bsky.social) reply parent
“… but what if it rains?”- MAGA