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Theseus, His Sails Unfurled

@whatthelightcando.bsky.social

It's Mike. I wish I only talked about tabletop games, writing, and comic books (and tea), but politics keep happening. I like He/Him, and I like She/Her, and I don't like Twitter anymore.

created August 24, 2023

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Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

They also had another girl scout cookie one called Thick Mint that was *legit*

2/9/2025, 2:46:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait When is it used as a cleaning agent?

2/9/2025, 2:44:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

I had a Southern Tier beer based on Samoa girl scout cookies, but that's the only good coconut beer in the world

2/9/2025, 2:43:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

100%! They should have impeached and removed him three seconds after the first path.

1/9/2025, 11:56:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Impeachment would be great. We don't have the votes and we never will.

1/9/2025, 11:49:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he psyched them up and refused to combat them, so he did it But "I say he did it" isn't a legal status

1/9/2025, 10:54:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah like I *declare* that the First Amendment doesn't protect like a metric ton of horrific speech That ain't actionable, and politicians not agreeing with me isn't feckless. Laws having weight kinda matters.

1/9/2025, 10:53:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking copium I also want the world to be good It fucking isn't and people need to deal

1/9/2025, 10:11:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah but SCOTUS didn't rule that way. You can't actually just say "My name's Biff and, for free, I declare this monster is inadmissable." I wish you could!

1/9/2025, 10:05:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

"Well clearly, Congress won't be friends with the president, so--" 😔

1/9/2025, 9:53:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Do your laws allow for recall elections? Ours unfortunately don't.

1/9/2025, 9:47:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Well like I don't know the ins and outs of Duterte But Trump was unfortunately legally and democratically elected. Removing him early would be a coup

1/9/2025, 9:19:27 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

That must be an upsetting existence for them

1/9/2025, 8:50:56 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, interesting. I was thinking about when Biden had them rebuild our (Pittsburgh) collapsed bridge in the equivalent of like 2 minutes

1/9/2025, 7:23:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the old saying? You want cheap, fast, or good, and you gotta pick two? Would you say that USACE picked Fast twice?

1/9/2025, 6:48:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

"It's easy to do good journalism; all you have to do is get me outraged and confirm my priors.

1/9/2025, 6:30:12 PM | 45 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social)

I had to have every single friend's family explained besides mine. Did you know that most people's parents (when I was growing up, anyway) are married, live together, and not with their own parents? I had to keep remembering how that works.

1/9/2025, 6:28:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 6:22:44 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social)

This is the Discworld bit that people know in their bones even if they've never heard of Discworld

1/9/2025, 6:15:24 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

It's weird how we seem to be extremely purple for governor, redder for Congress and bluer for president. This has to be one of the most "median voter has no idea what's going on" states

1/9/2025, 5:33:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Congestive Asshole Failure

1/9/2025, 4:15:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

It could actually be upsetting for elections if this fucker gets the Army Corps of Engineers to YIMBY a bunch of new affordable housing, but realistically, we *are* still waiting for Infrastructure Week.

1/9/2025, 4:08:30 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, the amount he marks up root beer has to be bonkers, and I think he used to explicitly rig the dabo wheel

1/9/2025, 4:03:36 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta be. When Quark goes back in time to 1947, one of his first thoughts is, "If these people buy cancer sticks, we can sell them anything."

1/9/2025, 4:01:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Unironically, he sure does.

1/9/2025, 3:58:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

As long as the mines don't wear *SEETHING* ... clothes ...

1/9/2025, 3:57:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

There's money on DS9. They don't pay for all your luxuries unless it's entertainment on a military mission.

1/9/2025, 3:56:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Only if he counts as a war criminal while surrounding the station with self-replicating mines. So: probably

1/9/2025, 3:53:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reposted

Courts still matter.

1/9/2025, 3:31:27 PM | 1289 226 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Ew

1/9/2025, 3:42:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it galvanized people not to just suffer through all normalized and to actually stay mad. We were out for a birthday that day at a bar with TVs and they had it on every channel. That was unexpected.

1/9/2025, 3:39:16 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

It's gotta be horrible when it never happens, though, no? Over and over. It would feel like everyone's a complicit betrayer.

1/9/2025, 3:34:54 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Reading the NYT feels like watching my aunt suffer through dementia. This used to be a lively, competent paper. Now, its eyes are hollow, its affect inscrutable; the good days are few, the bad difficult to take.

1/9/2025, 3:33:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff.bsky.social) reposted

happy labor day

john mulaney: the creepiest days are when you don't hear from the horse at all.
1/9/2025, 3:09:48 PM | 4931 811 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if I'll ever hear it again.

1/9/2025, 3:13:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

I was gonna say, when did he start sounding like some kind of sucky weirdo like this, then I remember I haven't even thought about him in months

1/9/2025, 2:28:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social)

My petition to replace the Banner with literally anything is still in effect. My personal top choices are "The City of New Orleans" (serious submission) and "The National Anthem" by Radiohead (that one's just kind-of a Fuck You tbh)

1/9/2025, 2:26:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social)

This is sad enough that it just kinda knocked the wind out of me. This is right up there with that border library.

1/9/2025, 2:24:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure a lot of us remember him being booed online by his weird-ass cult for saying roughly "COVID was really bad before the vaccine I'm glad I can get one."

1/9/2025, 2:23:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social)

Couple of awkward normie ex-Republicans chatting behind me. It's still really cringe to listen to, but nature is healing, at least in this exact location.

1/9/2025, 2:14:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

I blocked that account just now but who in the fuck says "treasure" about money? That's gotta be something-coded, but I don't know what.

1/9/2025, 1:56:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social)

First Term, didn't this dickwad make a huge deal about getting drugs from Canada for people for cheap?

1/9/2025, 12:14:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

I only stayed on BlueSky because there were a bunch of people here who knew how much we deserved to win and how hard we were trying.

1/9/2025, 11:04:53 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 10:21:54 AM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

It took me a while to realize some number of people actually expected mass protest to make him step down or somehow cause Democrats to "take the government back."

1/9/2025, 9:59:47 AM | 53 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

I will be taking one of my standard trips from Pittsburgh to Philly and back, soon. 8 hours each way. And this is one of the more efficient routes we have ...

1/9/2025, 4:40:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Darmofal (@daviddarmofal.bsky.social) reposted

It's weird how the exact same people who claimed Biden was hiding have absolutely no concerns that the man who is all about dominating every news cycle is not having any public events.

1/9/2025, 2:10:30 AM | 62 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Bigot-ass screeds are, in this scenario, shitting in the street.

1/9/2025, 3:18:15 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social)

I don't need to convince you that you're wrong if you have horrific bastard opinions. I just have to tell you No, along with everyone else with any sense. It's like shitting in the street; it's not on me to explain that you could contaminate the water supply or whatever -- just Hey, Fuck Off!

1/9/2025, 3:16:33 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture public health guy (@publichealthguy1.bsky.social) reposted

wow

31/8/2025, 7:50:43 PM | 4071 1241 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture First Wordle Problems (@fwordleproblems.bsky.social) reposted

I've been thinking about "Succession" again because reasons, and remember toward the end (Logan's end and the show's end) when he had a UTI and forgot his meds and was suddenly completely checked-out and delirious and everybody had to frantically cover for him? Suspenseful! Just saying.

1/9/2025, 1:43:37 AM | 39 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social)

God, I wish Pittsburgh suburbs were just like 20% bluer. We'd never flip red again. This was such a solid blue (for president) state for so long.

1/9/2025, 1:42:00 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

We all draw our lines. I personally consider, say, my union shop compatriots who fight for my job even as they fuck my rights by opting out of democracy, to be my allies in a lot of respects. Which is why they disappoint me so much.

31/8/2025, 11:57:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

That really depends on the degree of fucking up and the overlap. Sometimes it's your supportive parent who has your back in a fight but still talks about your life like you're some kind of alien.

31/8/2025, 11:49:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

I think everyone and everything at least *kinda* sucks for one reason or another or several, and I'm sure that affects my perception of the world.

31/8/2025, 10:56:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

You wanna shoot for like 20 friends and a couple of billion allies.

31/8/2025, 9:07:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Call me fucking stupid, but I enjoy when people don't want to hurt me, and I try to deal with people in such a way that they don't leave the interaction wanting to hurt me.

31/8/2025, 9:06:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

"No one in human history ever used a synthesizer until AI replaced music with slop."

31/8/2025, 9:04:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social)

I don't know how else to tell people that it's good not to try to make enemies.

31/8/2025, 9:02:50 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bethany Black (@bethanyblack.bsky.social) reposted

Guy shouted “fucking lesbian” as I walked to the microphone tonight, and before I had chance to compliment him on his power of observation the entire audience went “No! You need to leave.” To him and wouldn’t let me start until they’d physically thrown him out.

31/8/2025, 7:16:11 PM | 372 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Schmidt (@pdwschmidt.bsky.social) reposted

Seems like the basis of a good chant in D.C. Trump hates you Hey hey You won't get Full active pay

31/8/2025, 6:27:05 PM | 19 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tamra Bonvillain (@tamrabonvillain.bsky.social) reposted

This shit sucks man. Medically proven and effective treatment that would save trans youth a lifetime of pain and discomfort in their own bodies thrown in the trash because our country enables the most evil people imaginable.

Youth anti-trans legal risk assessment map From Carla Lewis: this breaks my heart. there are now only FIVE safe states with strong protections for trans youth: new mexico, minnesota, vermont, hawaii, and massachusetts. if cis people don’t start fighting hard for trans youth, then soon there will be no safe states. an entire generation is going to suffer needlessly
30/8/2025, 8:46:57 PM | 1705 723 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social)

I was gonna paint large swaths of existence with a broad brush, but instead, I'm gonna get coffee.

31/8/2025, 3:37:08 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted reply parent

a bunch of you really believe that trump is the unstoppable god king who can do whatever he declares and it is dumb as hell

31/8/2025, 1:25:33 PM | 3680 388 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

You can either contextualize propaganda or redefine it, and I believe pretty firmly that contextualizing it is the only one that makes sense. Here, the context is, Judy Hopps does not save the day by being shitty to people. That is not the aspect of the job being glorified. That does mean something

31/8/2025, 3:09:55 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

"Captain Marvel's movie was military propaganda" is another take that about ate my brain. Yeah, sure. I do not have to pretend Carol harbors unspoken hatred of being in the military to enjoy her film or the exploits within it. Nightcrawler loves Jesus. I've never imagined asking if he's "right."

31/8/2025, 2:49:06 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Before there was "How would Magneto react to real-world Middle Eastern military action," there was, "Is Batman a brutal cop?" Yes, Batman is a brutal cop. You like to read the exploits of a fictional brutal cop. It's fucking fine.

31/8/2025, 2:37:29 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Comic book kids have such trouble understanding that they can enjoy a story without mapping it all onto the real world, and that this mapping creates uncomfortable questions unless you contort them to for your priors. Meanwhile, lit hounds are like "Makes you think, huh? Anyway--"

31/8/2025, 2:29:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social)

Yeah, to be a Good Things influencer, you wanna be a person who is recognized as cool and popular and having good ideas first, and then you have to say good things afterward, once you have them hooked.

30/8/2025, 8:17:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

It seems that there's some kind of national, may worldwide, consensus that "woke is dead and you won't ever be ostracized again, so we're gonna stop regulating our behavior at all." My goal: make them cut it out.

30/8/2025, 6:42:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social)

Staying up until 1 am building Magic decks is something I used to do literally every night in a row. This is the first night I've done it in uhhh gotta be more than 15 years. And it felt pretty good!

30/8/2025, 4:59:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

OK it's this article. Slight retcon here: He dances through the fact that several things we see never really happened and the whole point was for us to be left confused. I still didn't like that. Rather than the surrealism being clues, some of it is intentional confusion and we can't tell which.

29/8/2025, 11:28:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll find the article, I think it was Rolling Stone. Don't form opinions based on my off the cuff memory until I get back! I'm not THAT Bluesky

29/8/2025, 11:22:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

To bring the mood down, as is Bluesky's Whole Thing (I hear), my problem with that movie is that it unlike the Lynchian "I won't tell you what happened, but something happened" (laudatory), Eggers said something like (paraphrasing) "lol that's stupid, the clues were meaningless, it's all vibes"

29/8/2025, 11:20:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

People see self-preservation as the Sin of Pride and it is getting extremely old and sad and detrimental.

29/8/2025, 11:17:22 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Colin Carlson (@colincarlson.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

But by far and away, the biggest priority for a Heritage Foundation-captured CDC is going to be using the agency's legal frameworks for access to medical data, and weaponizing them to control women. *Most* of the Project 2025 plan for CDC is a witch hunt against abortion on an unprecedented scale.

Respect for Life and Conscience. The CDC should eliminate programs and projects that do not respect human life and conscience rights and that undermine — 455 — 2025 Presidential Transition Project family formation. It should ensure that it is not promoting abortion as health care. It should fund studies into the risks and complications of abortion and ensure that it corrects and does not promote misinformation regarding the comparative health and psychological benefits of childbirth versus the health and psychological risks of intentionally taking a human life through abortion. The CDC oversaw and funded the development and testing of the COVID-19 vaccines with aborted fetal cell lines, insensitive to the consciences of tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands of people who objected to taking a vaccine with such a link to abortion. As evidenced by litigation across the country, it is likely that thousands were fired unjustly because of the exercise of their consciences or faith on this question, which could have been avoided with a modicum of concern for this issue from CDC. There is never any justification for ending a child’s life as part of research, and the research benefits from splicing or growing aborted fetal cells and aborted baby body parts can easily be provided by alternative sources. All such research should be prohibited as a matter of law and policy. CDC should update its public messaging about the unsurpassed effectiveness of modern fertility awareness–based methods (FABMs) of family planning and stop publishing communications that conflate such methods with the long-eclipsed “rhythm” or “calendar” methods. CDC should fund studies exploring the evidence-based methods used in cutting-edge fertility awareness. Data Collection. The CDC’s abortion surveillance and maternity mortality reporting systems are woefully inadequate. CDC abortion data are reported by states on a voluntary basis, and California, Maryland, and New Hampshire do not submit abortion data at all. Accurate and reliable statistical data about abortion, abortion survivors, and abortion-related maternal deaths are essential to timely, reliable public health and policy analysis. Because liberal states have now become sanctuaries for abortion tourism, HHS should use every available tool, including the cutting of funds, to ensure that every state reports exactly how many abortions take place within its borders, at what gestational age of the child, for what reason, the mother’s state of residence, and by what method. It should also ensure that statistics are separated by category: spontaneous miscarriage; treatments that incidentally result in the death of a child (such as chemotherapy); stillbirths; and induced abortion. In addition, CDC should require monitoring and reporting for complications due to abortion and every instance of children being born alive after an abortion. Moreover, abortion should be clearly defined as only those procedures that intentionally end an unborn child’s life. Miscarriage management or standard ectopic pregnancy treatments should never be conflated with abortion. Comparisons between live births and abortion should be tracked across various demographic indicators to assess whether certain populations are targeted by — 456 — Mandate for Leadership: The Conservative Promise abortion providers and whether better prenatal physical, mental, and social care improves infant outcomes and decreases abortion rates, especially among those who are most vulnerable. The Ensuring Accurate and Complete Abortion Data Reporting Act of 20239 would amend title XIX of the Social Security Act and Public Health Service Act to improve the CDC’s abortion reporting mechanisms by requiring states, as a
29/8/2025, 9:10:20 PM | 1168 550 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

"I tore out my oxygen mask trying to help someone three rows behind me get theirs on and then failed at that" type of shit going on around here

29/8/2025, 9:48:55 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social)

I'm certainly not saying everything should be about you or you should never care about planting trees you'll never shade under, etc, but like *Many* things you care about should be about you? Right? Like it's bad to put your own shit on hold forever in service to some nebulous elsewhere issue

29/8/2025, 9:48:55 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

It's some plane they'll never fly in. That's confusing.

29/8/2025, 9:45:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

I haven't had regular access to a phone in a few days and I love not knowing anything about this

29/8/2025, 9:43:58 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

After what the Campbells did to them at Glencoe, I give the MacDonalds a lot of leeway

29/8/2025, 9:30:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social)

Train is on a crazy detour through town (long story) and these fucking kids ran to the front at a stop they almost missed just going AY WHOA AY UH UH WHOA and the driver didn't open the door until one of them said "Please?" and then the driver opened the door. Maybe nature can heal.

29/8/2025, 9:28:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

The problem is that it worked in Bush v Gore 😭

29/8/2025, 9:18:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

someone should put together a "kennedy death count" for everyone who dies of a preventable disease and just plaster it everywhere www.statnews.com/2025/08/28/c...

29/8/2025, 8:42:47 PM | 11916 3413 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

"They got Sea Spaniards on the land?" "We call them 'Land Sea Spaniards.'"

29/8/2025, 9:15:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

The bane of this website, and Twitter before it, is that we all talk past each-other without even trying to agree on definitions

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Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember when Reese's Puffs came out and my brother brought them solely because Lenni from Ghostwriter was in the commercial

29/8/2025, 7:23:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Herman (@newsguy.bsky.social) reposted

WhatsApp confirms it has fixed a security flaw that allowed hackers to get into Apple devices without any interaction from the targeted victims. www.whatsapp.com/security/adv...

29/8/2025, 7:17:30 PM | 16 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

"Great news: a friend of mine rolls me around in shit-covered barbed wire!"

29/8/2025, 5:21:08 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

People think the first thing? Jesus.

29/8/2025, 4:35:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social)

Just because I own a Zoodler, and I eat Zoodles every day, and the neighborhood kids have taken to calling me Ol Zoodle Ass, it doesn't mean I like Zoodles, OK? People on this app making all kinda fuckin assumptions.

29/8/2025, 4:30:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

I have no idea which pundits talk about Calvinball, but I know what it is because I read the source material. I kinda assumed everyone else did too lol

29/8/2025, 12:58:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh? I guess I've curated my BlueSky experience so hard that I actually don't even see these grifters, I guess. That's bad for a journalist, but good for me.

29/8/2025, 12:30:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) reposted

think the federal government should spend a shit ton of money on healthcare. that will not happen because we are trash, so then i go utilitarian and say what will reduce suffering for the greatest amount of people, and that’s funding urban areas. if rural areas suffer, i hate it, but i can do math.

29/8/2025, 2:59:49 AM | 21 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted

"Ashli Babbitt was a grown ass adult who made a series of conscious, ill-advised decisions to engage in treasonous behavior, and she got exactly what she deserved. She was a traitor. She was a threat to national security. There is no nuance needed here."

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Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social)

It is only right and just and fair that every adult in this country has the right to vote, including a lot of people who currently don't tbh But like It doesn't create the best results. If you redid voting based on how to get the best results, Christ, I don't know what that looks like. Not this.

29/8/2025, 1:14:44 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Because I like the actors, and it's a fantasy set in a magical land where cops want to help. If it played out bleak instead of hopeful, I could never stomach it.

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Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

"The median voter probably shouldn't vote, because they're so bad at it" is unfortunately the thesis we have to live with.

29/8/2025, 1:10:42 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah like genuinely, I'm not judging, I just have some blind spots for society and this is one of them.

29/8/2025, 1:07:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theseus, His Sails Unfurled (@whatthelightcando.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I figured you were talking about writing other religious characters with more gravity, but I feel like the collective desire to despiritualize characters leads to this lack in the first place. I could be reductive, but that's how it feels.

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