Coping with the end of America through dad jokes
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Is it just me or are all the white dudes dressed the same
He looks like a whole new person
I hope he is late because he's rescuing a domestic violence victim
One that cures butt hurt is ASSpirin
They were
Aight I'm gonna go have some tea with my Karen's club then
Among the other generalizations you've made you're making a huge assumption here that because I'm white I don't get equally annoyed about generalizations about other groups.
Also this exchange is exhibit b that there's some racist shit about
"racism isn't racism if someone thinks it's racist" is a weird take
Making disparaging generalizations about any race out of nowhere is pretty much the definition of racism.
This went from 0 to racist pretty fucking fast
Sorry what?
He's gonna write so many fucking letters
I'd like to congratulate @jd-vance-1.bsky.social on probably being the actual president right now
Too many lowercase letters and didn't thank us for our attention to this matter
"why do you always bring up that time I did the really shitty thing when I'm being a hypocrite"
Those are not Trump's jowls. It's a body double
Peen pain
Same
Bitch just buy wonderbread
Gonna subscribe to Netflix even harder now
I missed it, can you post it again?
Trump being photographed today
Held a burger wrong
Held a burger wrong
It would be funny if Gavin Newsom sent the CA national guard to Mississippi
Same
This post has got me wondering, because I don't know how anything works - with so many progressives disenchanted with the D party, and with D leaders gatekeeping against change, why hasn't momentum picked up for a third party led by familiar faces like AOC, Bernie, etc to bypass Schumer and the rest
I'm one of many Americans trying to decide between letting the coffee tariffs bankrupt my family and just being sleepy and useless all the time
Where can I learn more about this rain tube
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
Okay but then I also need a built in trash cube launcher to turn my car into a Mario Kart
I see your built in trash can and raise you a built in incinerator that turns your trash into fuel.
Dear Smithsonian.......send your historical records to Canada before they're destroyed.
"could be"
Femboyardee, is this anything?
Fascism is here. We’re not “getting closer” or “at risk.” That matters, because it changes the frame: we’re not trying to stop it — we’re trying to defeat it. It hasn’t just started taking over our institutions; it already has. Otherwise, we’ll always be behind, fighting a past we’ve already lost.
Fascism is here. We are not “getting closer” or “in danger of.” This matters because it frames our discussion: We aren’t trying to prevent it, we’re trying to defeat it. It’s not taking over our institutions, it’s taken them over. Otherwise, we’re always behind, fighting a past we’ve already lost.
DEA: Dun eated already
Wikipedia says his last name is actually Tanaka and that his is of mixed descent.
Trump's white house increasingly looks like the palaces of dictators that eventually get toppled
This is all, of course, too little too late
It's not the laymen whose opinion I'm concerned about
Wouldn't this fuck over Texas?
More like dildon't, am I right?
The quiet part has gotten really fucking loud
@mikiesherrill.bsky.social Ehem
US stock market going up just days after the President signaled that he thinks economics data should be rigged in his favor (#bls) really highlights the fact that market performance has no basis in economic reality.
Do you post on X? No, I’m a
Instead of passing tax cuts for billionaires, Republicans should try focusing on uplifting the majority of Americans. I don’t think any of us are holding our breath.
The equivalent of firing your teacher because you failed your test thehill.com/newsletters/...
Rand Paul has never been a real libertarian, just a fascist who likes weed
What the fuck just happened
Wasn't the Republicans whole thing that they got hard for free markets
She's hot and she's gonna kill me
Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome. Love, Allison
Do we know anyone who is orange? 🤷🏻♂️
Should I change my handle to Ignoble Butt?
So the federal government is going to start taking policy advice from Nazi robots I guess Trump signs executive orders to fast-track data center construction, target ‘woke’ AI share.google/zKo2jIwFFk9G...
Someone just watched minority report for the first time
I thought he was going to say, "no I don't blame my predecessor. My background as a reality tv contestant did not prepare me for the seriousness of this position. I don't know where roads come from."
It's 2025 and I've lost count of how many Republican politicians have been caught soliciting minors or possessing child pornography this year alone
His bike goes from 0 to Karma in 2 seconds
Shit this is funny
🎶Here comes the groom. He joined by Zoom🎶
That's why I always blame myself for everyone else's failures
When will these guns stop killing people
I thought you were talking about the bad guy from 13 reasons why for a second
That's closer than it should be
I can only get so hard
He can't hold his poop in his butt
They can take away our porn, but they can never take away the threesome scene in Zoolander
Good thing he didn't run on making everything affordable by making electricity cost less
If only someone could have warned them. If only
Instead of getting someone whose worst trait was that they failed to speak up against genocide they got someone who openly endorses it.
People didn't vote for Kamala because they didn't want to be complicit in genocide and this is what they got
"but Kamala Harris will be bad for Gaza"
The libertarian party rejoices
Guys I'm starting to think the pedophiles are not in that pizza place
He should just start saying that he doesn't write cards to his friends because that's actually believable for him
More like craving a nap am I right
She's gonna get a sweet release either way
You know what you need to do with this power...
Death skeet
Beast with dreads (dare I say, dreaded beast) is a vibe
Is God a big bearded goose in the sky?
We'll see what John Roberts thinks about that
Can't lower food prices affected by drought, heat, and wildfire if you think climate change is a hoax
What are the odds that Ghislaine Maxwell finds a similar fate to Jeffrey Epstein soon?
It's the "it's the economy, stupid!", stupid!
