That there is one winsome bug
That there is one winsome bug
At least he looks like 💩 (even more so than usual)
Hopefully he steps down and becomes the personal by-no-means-a-physician to the not-really-a-president
Like the real thing isn't creepy enough
They'll report it every time some Trump cultist has yet another deranged temper tantrum, though
Nate is long overdue for a live streamed swirly
Anybody who questions this story loves breast cancer and hates Bambi
Wake me up when he's dead. Or while he's dying, if it's going to be protracted and painful
Trump is actually perfectly healthy; he's just been taking a little time away from the spotlight to focus on introspection and personal growth
They're petrified of being called out by Trump and other mindless MAGAts but not the least bit concerned about what decent, thinking Americans say
You can even tell from the picture that he is hung like a 🐎
They're so warped that if they aren't doing the slimiest, most dishonest thing possible, they feel like they are failing their cult leader
Yeah, that's our 🤡-in-chief www.nytimes.com/2025/08/30/u...
Or they can tell but always think it's the audience's fault. "hey, laugh a little! ha ha"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_M...
Hey, MAGAts: RFK jr hates Christianity
At some point, even Trump voters have to think, "wait, this is really stupid and ridiculous"
"and that's working really well for him, so my plan is to become more despicable with every passing day"
"wow, Elon's even grosser than me!"
There is no greater sin in MAGAworld than contradicting the Dear Leader
A "terrible tragedy" that would have people across the United States and around the world dancing in the streets www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
If allowed to stand, court's decision would "literally destroy the United States," says guy who is literally trying to destroy the United States www.npr.org/2025/08/29/n...
He's been drinking raw milk from the CDC's special stash
One bigoted clown spent over $250 million supporting MAGA last year... and was rewarded with free reign to screw up the government in whatever ignorant, idiotic ways he fancied
They think the solution is getting everyone to convert to their warped, hateful, insane religion
Hang in there, Mayor!
TRUMP is all that matters to these morons. America? Please...
They were totally just trying to protect you from it
Men should never have been given the right to vote
You can tell by their pixels
"This is OUR tyranny. That's different!"
This is not a serious question. You can't be that naive. TV follows the agenda set by the rightwing press. Those newspapers push a reactionary line in which the general population is held to be at threat from grasping foreigners, in order to cultivate sympathy for the rich at threat from taxation.
Goddamn she is amazing
Witkoff is hoping they'll start giving out a Nobel Prize for Ballwashing
Just go to Waffle House
Our fascists are such damn clowns
Imagine how mentally screwed-up you'd need to be to think this is normal or appropriate
Brainworms for everybody!
They screeched their favorite beer to death over one 20-second social media thing
Cleanup needed at the White House
In two weeks, all will be revealed 🙄
Won't someone think of the sandwich
And when he can't hire enough of them, he'll whine about how "nobody wants to work anymore"
I guess three hours of shameless creeps clumsily kissing Trump's fat butt is one kind of transparent
"and clearly, anyone who disagrees has Trump Derangement Syndrome, but not me, no sir, not even a little. That was a very sane thing I just said"
I'd be down with him getting it if he would spend the rest of his term quietly cheating at golf
Bigly
Exposure to Fox News must be the culprit, Mr. President
If you can't trust Big Balls with your Social Security data, who CAN you trust? www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/u...
They can't wait to shoot people for showing any kind of resistance
Unfortunately, it's probably just diarrhea that collected in one of his overflow bags
"I prefer the site where Nazis tell me how cool, smart, and correct I am."
Wow, they do a good job cleaning up the mounds of corpses
Let me count the ways...
It's an awfully one-sided war
Or they switched to the Ubisoft thing as a substitute for death
Let me guess: the few PCs are united in fawning over your brilliant posts
He's gonna join a special team tasked with chasing down extremely slow migrants
The voice-over's "isn't flying there" is unusually, if unintentionally, accurate for Fox
He should make a public statement about how great Trump is at playing golf with those huge, manly hands that everyone loves and would never mock
So transparent www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/u...
Amazing!
May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.
She can't wait to not tip after her party of twelve enjoys a meal with 32 special requests
"Now, I'm a YUGE Christian, but let me tell you how Jesus was fundamentally wrong about everything and basically a woke little bitch."
Yeah, but at least he's fucking dead
And is already well into the wine
Rest in piss
"WOKE!"
And that other person was Donald Trump
Wherever you go, wherever you are, it's a shithole. You moronic MAGAts can't escape the filth that you are
Wow!
Another few months and they'll be screaming about puppies
That sounds more like Smalltalk, especially Squeak
They're sick, broken people
Slavery was far worse than a visit to all the "wokest" museums in America could possibly communicate
They're all liars, they're all hypocrites, and they're all enemies of America
Yes, but at least it's easy to resign your commission and pass it on to someone else
Gorgeous
It really twists the knife for me when the app or website charging a "convenience fee" is also slow, badly designed, and generally annoying and unpleasant to use.
None of this changes the fact that Boston's homicide and other violent crime rates are well below the national average. That's unusual for a major city in just about any country, and it's an impressive achievement
Last week, Boston received a letter from AG Bondi threatening to prosecute officials and withhold funds unless we cooperate with carrying out mass deportations. The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures.
"Newsom’s threat to retaliate in kind is not a divisive attack on good governance. It is, instead, the only hope for democracy. Bipartisanship right now is appeasement. Democrats cannot and should not hide behind neutrality and fairness as MAGA incinerates the remaining tatters of our republic."
It used to be that the American press's weakness could be explained, to some extent, on their wanting to preserve access. Now they've lost that, with no hope of this admin restoring it, and they respond by becoming even more feeble and manipulable
Terrence Tao, one of the greatest mathematicians of recent times, on the present and likely future impact of Trump's NSF cuts: newsletter.ofthebrave.org/p/im-an-awar...
Maybe technically
"Putin jerked Trump around just as much as our wonderful ally Netanyahu does, so things are looking good"
They've been so successful at building their propaganda machine that they incorporated the mainstream media into it without really trying
That would take skills and effort, though
The Roach Brothers
Finder's fees
Our republic was designed to be resilient, but the framers did not contemplate a movement as popular and energetic as MAGA that was also so stupid, ignorant, delusional, trashy, petty, hateful, and extreme
Cringe also can't be coded
Gotta assume every MAGAt is a pedophile until proven otherwise
Maybe "no direct financial benefit," but they benefit from the PR. Most also do everything they can, when crowing about their, uh, efforts, to obscure the fact that their customers were the actual donors.
Pritzker seems like scrappiest of them all to me
Or Vacation President Vance's many luxurious trips
They know very well the vast majority of those flood victims are going to keep voting for them no matter what
Faith is the perfect example of "bullshit": strong beliefs and claims with nothing to back them up