Fat-assed drivers in their fat-assed huge SUVs and trucks- on their goddamn cellphones- and can't even see over the goddamn steering wheel.
Fat-assed drivers in their fat-assed huge SUVs and trucks- on their goddamn cellphones- and can't even see over the goddamn steering wheel.
Just imagine being black- or a woman- or a POC- or LGBTQ- or poor- or a decent human- and voting MAGAt. Just imagine...
"Pray?" Like when kids get shot in schools? OK: "Tots n' pears, ally'all."
Does Misspoopouri even have indoor plumbing yet?
Is she another tRUMPing MAGAt that deepthroats the boots instead of just licking them?
"Ewww! No way!" Satin (sorry) satan.
Kinda like "our" politicians: "Rules for thee, not for me- you fucking pee-on!" (I may have added the "pee-on" part)
MANIA: Make America NOT Idiocracy Again
Dogs: "I lost you, master- I'm so sorry!" Cats: "Where the f*ck were you? My feeding time was .2 minutes ago, slave!"
Right wing 'Murican MAGAts call this "winning."
Dear 'Murican self-proclaimed "good" xtians: muslims in Saudi Arabia close stores when they get on their knees and pray to their sky daddy, too. Just another belief you share with them. Bigotry, hate, anti-women, racist: MAGAt xtians = muslims.
"Fighting like cats and dogs" is BS- it's more like "fighting like cats and cats."
*tRUMP fascist tower of Shame
Disney is worth $211.21 billion. $211,210,000,000 / $10,000,000 = 21,123 times. Let's say your (median American, 2022) net worth is $192,900. $192,900 / 21,123 = $9.13 They just paid out a $9.13 fine.
Don't listen to them thar libtards, MAGAts- YOU do YOU- and keep those disinfectants flowing!
What's that thing that MAGAt/GOPers/hateful xtians/2Ammosexuals always say when a bunch of kids get shot at school? Oh yeah: tots n' pears.
I can't wait until (all) xtianity- especially MAGAt'Murica's brand of hateful xtianity- becomes folklore.
Gotta love the "vote no on 50" ads- paid for by a billionaire's son.
Legalize it- and destroy the cartels. Or spend trillion$ fighting a losing battle. Whatever...
5'9" (without lifts) 310 pounder.
...before she was paid off??
What the ABSOLUTE fuck are we supposed to do about it when "our" FUCKING REPRESENTATIVES ARE OWNED BY THE FILTHY RICH??
'Murican Idiocracy and the filthy rich billionaires who realized that he only cares about fucking money and profits. Scumbags- all of them.
*MAGAt cunt.
"Strange" how only Chicago comes up when Googling shootings over Labor day weekend. Billionaire-owned mass media doesn't like to report on red city violence, eh?
Now do "rates" and "percentages" for red states. But make sure to define "rates" and "percentages" for the fucktarded MAGAts.
Just imagine being a normal pee-on (yes, I spelled that correctly) and getting away with crap like he does.
Boycott MAGAt'Murica's Olympics.
POS Flor'DUH: "Um, whut?"
Fuck your prayers, fuck your shiny, bedazzled cheezus crossed- and fuck 2Ammosexual MAGAts.
Amazon has lost thousand$ from me - for what it's worth...
These garbage pieces of shit OWN MAGAt for all of eternity.
Turkey neck POS.
Big, tough hunters should be able to just use a big knife- not a large caliber rifle. Right big, tough hunters?
I hope they're all MAGAts. But we know that's not how "gawd" works...
Follow the money.
I hope many TPMs (trailer park MAGATs) had their welfare cut to help support this garbage.
Too. FUCKING. Late.
"Sheinbaum?" Sounds Mexican to me.
The 2Ammosexuals are too busy fondling themselves every time king MAGAt's on the trailer park's TV screen.
"Gawd' is listening- AND DOING NOT A GODDAMN THING, YOU FUCKING RELIGITARDS!!
Then SMITE, GODDAMMIT!!
3rd world food supply.
Especially MAGAts- so many MAGAts will die. And that will be so sad. Yep. Sure...
I mean, if my boss told me to do something illegal, I would just say "no."
Yep- and please: no "bigly" words for the fucktarded MAGAt.
*tRUMPocracy
There's nothing "stable" about Flor'DUH.
I've been saying this for years: there is no room in this country for extremists.
My trolley "problem:" Do you take the track that will kill one half-dead sewer rat- or the one that will kill 1,000,000 MAGAts.
Imagine how many FUCKTARDED vets and military morons voted FOR MAGAt- TWICE!!
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He can't steal an election that he can't be in. Orange MAGAt or not- it ain't happenin'.
Mexico: "We aren't building that wall, orangetard- we're building stairs!"
Funny: watching the live cams on a major road project that's adding four roundabouts (traffic circles). Sad: realizing that YOU will be in those roundabouts with those garbage drivers- and that NO FUCKING AMERICAN KNOWS HOW TO NAVIGATE A SIMPLE SINGLE LANE FUCKING ROUNDABOUT!!
Dicktatership 101: stifle the press.
Someone mentioned that our military needs to stand behind the American people- and not the orange wannabe dictator. I mentioned that many of our military "leaders" (using that term VERY loosely here) are either being fired, abandoning ship like the garbage they are- or are MAGAt pieces of shit.
Sometimes, in order for real change to happen- some people must "expire."
I will NEVER bike in MAGAt'Murica near you fat-assed trucks and SUVs (or cars) ever again.
Mandatory term limits-and ESPECIALLY a mandatory goddamn retirement age!!
Piece of shit (yes- I wrote that out) right wing MAGAt xtians can piss right the fuck off with their religitarded censorship.
What garbage MAGAts do NOT understand (among MANY other things): "rates" and "percentages" - or just plain "math." They truly only understand the lowest common denominator- and If any MAGAts are actually on here reading this, just highlight and Google- you fucking simpletons.
Imagine being a fucktarded Flor'DUHian- and not doing anything about this dooshbag. Just imagine...
Whiteface, si? I see what ya did there 😁
Whatever shall Madame Melanoma do??
2Ammosexuals and their lapdogs absolutely HATE the 1A...
Because MAGAt billionaire-owned media?
It's almost Labor Day and time for more fucking sales, ally'all! Make sure to spend all that money you labored for- on all that crap you do NOT need.
"Tots n' pears." -2Ammosexual MAGAts
Dear soldiers: claiming that you "didn't know" that it was an unlawful/illegal order isn't a valid defense. Didn't work for the nazis, won't work for you.
"Intercepted?" Do you mean that tRUMP's buddies were escorted to Lard-O-Margo?
Already sick of hearing about these two...
No way- "tots n' pears" ain't workin' ally'all?! Not even in church?! Oy vey!
I also read this as "mourning humans." As in 'Murican humans.
"Tots n' pears," right 2Ammosexual MAGAt xtians?
The easiest thing about this is keeping up with their names- since there's so FUCKING few of them.
I'm guessing, with women getting almost ZERO support from their "leaders," that she told a guy "no" - and he didn't like that.
The entire MAGAt population of Flor'DUH? Prove it.
Water is a greenhouse gas?
Sometimes, for shit to change, people must... "expire."
View over the Gulf of MAGAts: swillin' down 'Murican pisswasser lite lager, sisterwife pregnant in the trailer park's kitchen, 3 screaming offspring (who they(sic) daddies again?), Kid-Diddler Rock playin' in the background- Camaro rusting away next to the couch outside. Good times, ally'all!
"I was there, man, when the donuts were stale, the cashiers were hiding in the bushes- I can still hear the ringing of the registers, man- it haunts me to this day."
There can be only ONE "The Breakfast Club" - and this ain't it, goddammit!
RepugnantKKKunt 😁
After all this MAGAt/right wing garbage- and dems aren't leading 100%? Yep- once great, now a laughing stock.
...but whatabout(ism) the 13% of the population committing 46,472 murders (43%) while whites (62% of the population) kill 32,236 (30%)? We're just trying to catch up is all. (and it's more like 54% of mass shootings)
Did Po-po Leo warn against priests and alter boys? No? Then he can STFU.
GOPers/MAGAts/2Ammosexuals after a shooting: "Tots n' pears, ally'all!"
Ar-kansas voted 64.2% MAGAt. So that's a lot of dead (future) MAGAts. So sad...
"Praying?" Sounds just like the rest of them. School shooting: "tots n' pears;" Post Office shooting: "tots n' pears." Workplace shooting: "tots n' pears." Ad nauseam...
It reminds the rest of us what a dumpster fire our country has become.
Were the ants all MAGA(n)ts, perchance?
Nazi Germany, North Korea, the Russkies- and MAGAt'Murica...
Senior military "leaders" fall into one of the following categories: In the process of being fired; jumping ship like the coward/rat bastard/garbage "leaders" they truly are- or just plain MAGAt/fascist bootlickers...
MAGAt'Murica: "Cut all funding for medical research- MAGAt!"
Me: "What's that ribbon for, Soldier?" Soldier: "D.C. Cleanup, 2025- with bronze oak leaf!"
2Ammosexual MAGAts: "Tots n' pears" "gerns don't keel people, people do" "Was it a libtard/religion of peace/immigrant/POC again?" Or was it just another xtian nationalist wrapped in a flag, and carrying a cross...
"Capitalism" will ALWAYS find the loopholes.
*MuskyButts; DOG-e; tRUMP; Twitler.
MAGAts are the most braindead idiots this country has ever produced.