Don’t get between Teddy and the airplane boarding line when the power goes out in Texas in the winter. What a 🤡🤡🤡
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Don’t get between Teddy and the airplane boarding line when the power goes out in Texas in the winter. What a 🤡🤡🤡
Mine are from 2010 and I haven’t noticed a drop off.
Maybe they could have reduced ticket prices this year instead of increasing them. Less content for more money…. Was there 2 years ago and it’s like almost double this year from back then. Priced out a lot of people.
I’m finding the interface on the ESPN app, at least for the Apple TV is awful. I know matches are streaming and can find them on my phone but not on the Apple TV. Seems like refreshing a couple times they will eventually show up. 🤷♂️
I’m impressed. Even real doctors can’t give a good a diagnosis without running tests. 🤦
There’s no compromise in politics anymore, but just think if you had a court with equal party affiliation numbers, they’d have to compromise on decisions. That would actually cause internal debate to come to that decision. Results would be much more non-partisan and probably better for all.
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Just keep that right hand out of sight or covered.
Flaps 1…..Flaps 5….Flaps 15….Gear Down…Flaps Full….Touchdown. Just remember these are the creatures who taught us how to fly. 👍
They are all programmed by the cult leader. Remember rule #1, the cult leader never wrong. Rule #2, if you think the cult leader may be inaccurate, refer to rule #1.
So Japan negotiated to have 2 atomic bombs dropped on them which in effect ended the US war in the Pacific. I’m guessing this administration will have the Smithsonian change the history for that too. Fortunately the many history books tell it how it was.
Seems like something going on with his eyes. Just doesn’t look right.
Saw a sign for one yesterday. Tis the season. 🤣
He looks like he’s falling asleep and can fall over at any time.
That’s something a 3rd grader would say when they officially become a patrol boy at school. 🤣
Clueless airhead. The judiciary is there to keep the other two branches of government in check. Is that like basic law or even basic civics in grade school? 🤷♂️🤦
MAGA math is a whole new world. Next we’ll have an executive order out the the Gold House to put it in school curriculum. 🤷♂️
If Russia launched an attack on US interests somewhere, these guys would say nothing other than agreeing with them and saying we probably deserved it. 🤦
Just proof it’s a cult. Remember rule #1, the cult leader is never wrong and can do no wrong. 🤷♂️
Sir = what I said or am saying is a made up story.
Let’s see how Karolyin tries to spin this. Then again no reporter will ask the question.
Always a video available. 🤣🤣🤣 youtube.com/shorts/Es7wh...
I just posted we need Benny Hill music with that, and here it is. Much better than I thought it would mix. 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
I can hear the Benny Hill music playing along with that. 🤣
I’m sure he never said that. Trump has no idea how to handle the result of this 💩 show so he’s just making stuff up.
Isn’t the beast full of some sensitive military or intelligence stuff? Why would he have Putin in there?
So crime is admittedly down 30% but we still need the NG. Any real reporter would as why the NG is needed then. 🤷♂️
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Wow, where did we extend the US border to?
Maybe not after Friday?
That’s not what I want to hear. You’re fired!! Next up…
Back in the 90s was watching a big dish feed of a high school football game. During a commercial the one announcers said something, can’t remember what it was, but his partner said “That’s what she said last night”. The first guy had to remind him anyone with a dish can hear them talking. 🤣
I guess that’s why guys cry they can’t get dates or find a compatible woman. Might just be the way they treat and look at them. 🤷♂️
Good luck, enjoy retirement. Still got a couple years to go. Mostly doing DBA work now but still write some COBOL, Rexx and Assembler as needed to make my life easier. Still prefer assembler over the others but use what seems best to fill the gap.
Yeeesssss!!!! My favorite lives forever, mainframe assembler.
When’s he going to start calling it the Gold House? It’s the White House for a reason.
Yep, 40 years of coding here. Calling BS on that excuse.
So basically the code is: If president = “Trump” { DisplayNothing() } else { DisplayWhatTrumpIgnores() } 🤷♂️
A coding error??? It’s a fricking document. It’s not a program that generates the output. And how convenient it was these specific sections. I guess they thought nobody would notice.
Scripted version no doubt.
We don’t have unlimited money, but you know private jets and yachts don’t last forever. They need to be replaced. 🤦
Yep, remember that from the memorial stadium days.
1200%??? So for a $50 drug the price will be reduced $600. Basically the drug company will pay us to take it? 🤔
Give that fan a contract!
Tell that to my wallet, because it is not aware of that.
Wish I could find the full episodes. Just small clips out there. Takes a certain level of appreciation, wish it would have lasted longer.
Got to see it to appreciate it. youtu.be/ulDgOfeWPYs?...
Stimmy checks would be socialism! And that is bad. 🤷♂️
It starts by you resigning.
Except he needs two hands to drink from a bottle of water. I know a gallon of water weights 7 pounds. 🤷♂️
I have 10kw of solar, wish I had a battery bank just grid-tied. Couldn’t justify it based on how much power goes out here. Then again it always goes out at the most inconvenient time.
Nah, I have a 1000 foot usb cable connected when I’m doing yard work. 🤦🤣🤯😵💫
More like programmed what to say, what to deny and what to lie about.
A reporter with a brain would ask, do you have your cell phone right now? (Yes) Is it plugged in? (No) How is it working then? (Well, insert word salad bs here) 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
Where can I get a 1000 usb c cable to power my phone when I’m in the yard working?
Where does this guy park his car when he’s not home to plug it in to start it?
And when you pull it out of the ground.
How do we power flashlights at night in our houses when the power goes out? What are those round long things we put in them. I’m confused. I thought those things store power? BTW solar and wind generate DC power. A lot easier to store. These people can’t be that stupid, can they?
Voting is a state run process, why do they want that info. They have no oversight of that.
Nothing will beat the original. I remember laughing from beginning to end.
From the guy who’s dad cheated on his first wife then second wife and third wife. 🤦
Maybe, we need to coordinate the stock selloff and rebuys so the billionaires can be assured a profit.
In the day and age when everything is recorded, can we see that clip where they said that and displayed the graphic?
If $25 billion is tariffs, where did it come from? Not other countries. Just nickel and diming us.
How many projects in her district did she take credit for after voting against it? That seemed to be to GOP mantra after it was passed when projects were being started.
Fake News = provable facts. We’ve learned that over the years.
Just like that, they are going to put in a new system. Maybe look and see what all makes up the NWS “System”. Dozens of satellites, sensors all over the US, public weather observers, and on and on. These people are clueless.
What’s always a day away and never gets here? Tomorrow. What’s always two weeks out and never a day closer? Any of trumps policies. 🤣🤣🤣
Usually when I encounter a problem, I figure out why it happened and what needs to be done so it doesn’t happen again. They know what they did here and have nothing to say about it. They will never admit they are wrong. They use prayer as an excuse.
Now 2 weeks out?
The locals??? Like people upstream yelling a flood is coming. What a ridiculous comment.
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Years ago they built co-gen plants to burn the coal dust. So mountains of black dust are being replaced by mountains of orange ash which is the waste from the plants.
Grew up in a coal town. Sometimes your clothes come off the line clean, sometimes they’re getting rewashed. I remember that black snow on the ground in the winter. 🤷♂️
Here’s a row of windmills in the same area. Which looks/works better for the environment.
Coal region area of NE PA. I’d take solar panels over the end result of coal strip mining. Oh BTW a lot of areas close by see coal dust when it gets blown around.
This is the one. He crawled under my shed and was convulsing. Had the game commission come and take care of it and had it tested.
Yeah, had to deal with a rabid one here a couple years ago. Was in bad shape and not too active, but you never know.
HE MADE MONEY ON IT!!! Doesn’t matter if he touched it or not. They spin all this 💩 to the point where we’re so dizzy and ready to 🤮.
So we’re putting all our bets on winning the powerball. Seems like a winning strategy.
So we’re going to have tanks driving in DC streets??? Who’s going to pay for the damage they will do. It won’t be fixing a pothole or two. Tremendous waste of money time and resources.
So if someone is sinking slowly in quick sand, they’re holding steady and won’t go under. Got it…..
Their pay should be based on their approval rating. What’s their salary? Round up to $200k. The approval rating last year was 18%. So they should get $36k for that time. If they have a high approval rating then they must be working for us. 18% approval in any business would get up fired.
President has complete immunity for presidential actions. SCOTUS passes it while he was in office. Move along…..
This guy needs to be in the 2028 democratic primary. This is the energy we need to lead.
When did Ukraine join NATO? Must have missed that one in the news cycle.
Change it up already and say a fortnight. MAGA won’t know what that means and think, oh boy, he means it this time. 🤣
The next reporters should have kept asking the question as he called on the next one. They refuse to answer the questions they don’t like.
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21 million. I thought it was like 54 million or more during the election. 🤷♂️
Teleprompters? I don’t know what they are. 🤣
Is that guy the groom, her dad or her new sugar daddy?
So in my state we pay 6% sales tax. So something that costs $3, we pay $3.18. So, who’s going to take the hit? Round up, the consumer will pay, round down the company pays. We all know the consumer will pay.
She might want to check on the age of all passenger jets.
Lamar would run circles around anyone chasing him.
Yeah, but he needs to sign it into law. So it’s all on him. Then again he doesn’t know what he signs, just does what he is told.
So committing crime out in the open is better than behind the scenes??? 🤦
But Barbie Goebbels say he doesn’t make any profits as president. 🤦
Al, you’ve been making us laugh since like the 80s. Actually some of your lyrics are better for the original songs you parody. I’d list them here but there’s not enough space. 🤷♂️🤣
That’s what I thought. Secret cameras and mics hidden all over the thing.