Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social)
You go Mayor of Chicago.
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You go Mayor of Chicago.
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Alabama block party. Everyone brings out their own toilets.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
I couldn’t use an easy bake oven either. I pretty much suck.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Celebrate in the streets like they do in countries when their hated leader dies. Like they did in Baghdad with Hussein when they put an American flag over the head of his statue and then pulled it down. There will be ZERO need to act like we didn’t DESPISE him.😄😄😄 Just saying.
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🤣🤣🤣
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No kidding right? Well put young lady.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
WOW!So cool.
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Shawn bounces back and forth.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
One can hope. I’m thinking this would be a dream come true for Melania.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Concur.
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Whining? The republicans do shit on norms. Ask yourself why.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously not that severe. He’s still breathing. Bummer.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
And what are you going to do Governor? WTF are you going to do?
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Most of this shits on him.
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Gotta wonder if they listen.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
My thoughts? Prayers don’t work. Good luck Rudy.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s not dead? Damn. The vehicle that hit him should have been bigger. My bad.🤣🤣🤣
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Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
“And frankly the president should know better”? Of course he does. Call him out for the constitution. His raping young girls. “and frankly he should know better?” Sad brother. “And frankly he will crush you. You have no clue.”
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social)
So here’s a question. An AR style bullet travels at 3000 feet per second. The vacuum it creates would have literally blown Trumps ear drum out of his head. So it’s impossible to be shot in part of the ear and not have your ear drum blown to bits. The wife of the man killed should ask that question.
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Ha ha. And according to South Park.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
It doesn’t sound like there is a dick in his mouth? How does he do it?
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YEP
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social)
Adjudicated rapist. No more charities. Fraudulent universities. Insurrection. Still they voted for him. But now we are talking about raping young girls. Let’s call it what it is. They are covering for a “child rapist”. This needs to be 24/7 dems. Try.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Well she’s gonna die anyway.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
WTF? Dems better scream about this.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
But who wants to to fuck Charlie Kirk? Maybe that’s the problem.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
It was the hardest thing I ever quit. And I quit a lot of “stuff”. 40 years.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes.
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Doesn’t say much for Erika Kirk does it?
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Still hoping.
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We can hope.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
The science that made drills and all the other shit to drill oil. Then convert to fuel. Then build a car. It’s all science. All of it.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
1995 murder trial. Let’s not forget. He’s a shit hole.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social)
Watching the Democratic Congressman from Indiana try to sell himself on The Weeknight. It’s weak. Unfortunately they don’t give a f*ck. How about coming out and saying your Fellow Republicans are pieces of shit and hamburger is $6.00 a pound. They aren’t your friends they are shit holes.
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Watching my daughter as GaLinda tour 2015. Daddy proud.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet you did.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
WW2. Japan: Fuck this shit. You win. No negotiation.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Viagra wouldn’t work for this bitch.
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I mean.
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Hey Snoop. How many LGBTQ have been on trial for murder? You know like you were. I’m old and I’m from Long Beach so I remember the trial. MURDER! Pass this around.
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Paul will still kiss Trumps ass.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
How does this man talk with all that DICK in his mouth?
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
He should have thought of that before he f**ked young girls.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
And there is that whole murder trial thing. Just saying.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice ask Gov but they won’t.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social)
Let’s be clear. Call it as it is. Trump was one of 2 things. Either he was just best friends with a “child fucker” or he was a “child fucker”. Ain’t no in between. We sugar coat as “a pedophile” but it’s someone who FUCKS children. Come on Dems. Scream it out loud.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social)
Watching Pete Aguilar on The Weeknight. Sad. “for every action there is a reaction”. Here’s a clue. MAKE THEM FUCKING REACT!!! These POS dick suckers don’t care about law. When will the young ones, Crockett, Garcia, AOC just take over. WTF? Golly gosh gee if the they do this DOESN’T FUCKING WORK.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Great. Now gerrymander.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Great but the rest need to jump with him. Those Governors who don’t do shit will go down in history as what they are. PUSSY DEMOCRATS. Just saying.
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Please. Please!!!!!!!!!
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Damn. It’s as fucked up looking as L.A. Whatever you do don’t bring up the fact 9 out of 10 of the POOREST, DANGEREST, STUPIDEST states are RED. And I thought the idiots in the Trump coveralls buying sneakers, watches, and really other pathetic shit were smart. HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Hurry quick. Fire somebody. Then the public won’t know hamburger is $6.00 a pound. This is MAGA.👇🏻
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Kid Rock? Scott who? Oh fuck I’m bumbed. Funny shit. The only thing these two irreverent pieces of talent have going for them is hate. And that only sells in Res States. Ba bye!!!🎬🎤🥊
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
“I was r*ped sometimes 3 times a day on that island… and I was not the only girl on that island… Ghislaine must die in prison, because I’ve been in hell and back for the last 17 years.” Listen to the survivors.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
exactly
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He’s a shit hole. The MAGA’s will take him. He treats women like shit. He sexually assaults them. He the perfect MAGA.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
No home would take her.
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It’s not even the side they climb.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t burn your hands climbing down the other side.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Or the fact that the side they would climb is the other side. The side with murals and cool paintings. She’s one really dumb dimly lit bulb.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Yes she is.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
I have friends and family whom I love dearly but cannot respect. Forget the “owning the libs” bs. it’s because they had a choice of 5 other Republicans in the primaries. Yet they chose the man who had be adjudicated of sexual assault & fraud. Now he’s probably a pedophile & they still support him. 😔
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
A little late Ms Warren. You may not get a shot.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. This
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This shit is why POS is the fucking president.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social)
Why hasn’t anyone in congress called out dip fuck Noem on her fence being painted black on “our side”. As if it was hot on the side with murals and they wouldn’t climb it at night with gloves. Call out her fucking stupidity.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully they will all have to answer. One of two things. Your kids will be MAGA pieces of shit like you or they will hate you. No in between.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. Let’s get the country back then argue. Cause right now he’s the only one who has stepped up and realized the country wants this. But again I’m betting that the rest of the old Dems will twist themselves in knotts. The Robert Garcias, the AOC’s, the Crocketts are going to have to save us.
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Hey Donnie dip ship. You know some white guys to “Regrass” cause the people that do that you’re getting rid of. And who the fuck says regrass?
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social)
Okay dip shit Noems. You made the fence hotter painting it black. So if anyone wants to climb the fence on our side to get into Mexico it might burn some people. But the Mexico side has murals all over it so it’s way cooler on the side you would climb. Just fucking morons.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
They all have kids and eventually those kids are going to ask why. Why did you kiss a child fuckers ass. And until he says release everything with only victim names redacted and I see he didn’t rape any body and didn’t fuck young girls I have no reason to think he didn’t. Not complicated release it!
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social)
Newsom is proving a point. You don’t have to like him but he wants to same this country. We can fight about the bullshit when we have our country back.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
So in his head. And every MAGA piece of shit.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Shake it all you want Donnie. I’m living in there rent fucking free. YEE HA you CHILD FUCKER.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Great. But it doesn’t matter. Nothing will happen.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
There is only one way this ends. But this time make it real not staged. Just saying it out loud.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
No shit Ms. Warren. Glad you get it but you’re 15 years too late. Democrats should have picked up the 2x4 15 years ago.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social)
I’m going to say this right now. The rest of the Dem Governors won’t do what they need to. And come Nov 2026 the MAGA’s keep control and this country is done. Bush where are you? Your grand kids are fucked and you aren’t saying shit. Sad I voted for you. Very sad I was once a Republican. And Obama?
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey you “UNCLE TOM” piece of shit. I don’t know who you gave your life too but it sure wasn’t the Jesus Christ my grandmother taught me about because that Jesus wouldn’t take your piece of shit. P.S. I hate that terminology but what else can you call that wanna be white Christian nationalist POS?
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Living rent free.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social)
Newsom living here rent free. There is obviously a lot of room in their. Was never a Fan of Newsom, but I’m becoming one. Loving this.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
I know what to say. People like him iare the reason why we are in this mess.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Great, but where has he been? Speaking out every couple months not good enough.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
And they spared him his life.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
So Deb supports PEDOS. Imagine that.
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YA YHINK? It already has for me.
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As am I. Groovy baby.
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MJdowntheshore (@mjdowntheshore.bsky.social) reposted
Bring it on Resistors. He knows this isn't far off from reality.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
I can tell you this. This elderly white hippie at 67 would love to discuss his policies in a dark alley.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
We would have to do that ourselves. Go exempt Federal and on April 15th pay it. It would definitely fuck them up.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
You would think.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s great but it means nothing to these fucks.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean she does run the 47th state in education ranking. But so did her dad.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
He supports a child rapist. Pass it on.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Well he wouldn’t be sucking Putins dick. And he wouldn’t be hiding the files that proves Trump fucks young girls.
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
What they said was “seriously dumb fuck”? Not sir. It’s on your insurance card.
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C_harlie - U_nion - N_ancy - T_om
Happy Grandpa (@1happyoldman.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure Barbie. What they are actually saying is “tell your boss to release the Epstein files”.