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@alanegner.bsky.social

Bechuanaland born. As the Queen said to Charles when he announced his visit to Botswana, "Wear the foxhat."

created November 26, 2024

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Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Tune in where?

2/9/2025, 4:47:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social)

I don't see Trumps event listed on the C-Span schedule today. Please share recommendations for unbiased alternative options.

2/9/2025, 4:35:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

If only you were just one of hundreds of organisations doing this, instead of...well, crickets.

2/9/2025, 3:59:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

TACO, remember.

2/9/2025, 10:33:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

The ending is brutal

2/9/2025, 3:46:09 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Billions actually

30/8/2025, 5:23:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a cull of the cult.

30/8/2025, 4:00:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

She's not even capable of using AI to write stuff.

28/8/2025, 12:32:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

America is so scarily brutal

28/8/2025, 12:11:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

He's right. There's nothing like solid gold.

24/8/2025, 6:25:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Silly cow, the full context is exactly what she is aiding the removal of.

21/8/2025, 7:54:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Is she also pedophilic?

21/8/2025, 7:32:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🪷MsGrumpyBunny🪷 (@msgrumpybunny.bsky.social) reposted

Trump and Putin’s little Russian mafia sit down is being called a Summit.. Summits usually consist of well drawn out plans, negotiations and a goal towards peace or compromise. The only one getting anything out of this PR stunt is Putin. He was handed a red fucking carpet.

Cartoon by Mike Luckivich Zelensky and Putin sit across from each other, two dogs with spike collars and dog tags saying TRUMP and VANCE are visible, sitting on Putin’s lap. The dogs faces are Trump’s and JD Vance’s. The word “Arf” is sprinkled several times over the cartoon.
15/8/2025, 8:28:58 PM | 75 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just ‘Steve’ 💙 (@steveplou.bsky.social) reposted

Release the Epstein files.

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14/8/2025, 1:52:09 PM | 4602 1321 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Please can someone translate that word stew into English

11/8/2025, 6:50:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

11/8/2025, 1:32:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Putln prepares catalogue of kidnapped Ukrainian children for convicted sex predator.

10/8/2025, 2:34:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Russia launches catalogue of Ukrainian children for trafficing ahead of meeting with child rapist in Alaska.

10/8/2025, 2:30:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy birthday to your dad.

10/8/2025, 2:24:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Animals R Us… 🐾 (@animalsrus.bsky.social) reposted

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7/8/2025, 5:23:44 PM | 17043 3415 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Things can happened.....

8/8/2025, 2:56:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

If you’re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noem—South Park already nailed it.

7/8/2025, 1:51:20 PM | 23456 8063 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Planning his escape route

5/8/2025, 5:09:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Bullshit baffles brains

4/8/2025, 10:16:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Parody? I just don't know 😕

3/8/2025, 6:53:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Ho hum, so what are you going to do, write a strongly worded letter?

3/8/2025, 6:49:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bloody idiot

3/8/2025, 5:34:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

2/8/2025, 8:43:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, American friends, but I just can't anymore. The courts won't save you. You're on your own.

1/8/2025, 7:16:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

He could start by shutting his mouth 🤣

29/7/2025, 5:38:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/7/2025, 1:50:19 PM | 300 85 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/7/2025, 1:22:48 AM | 988 351 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Cunning stunts

22/7/2025, 2:10:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a stitch up

22/7/2025, 2:05:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

In 3...2...1. A strongly worded letter?

22/7/2025, 2:04:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

He's only going there to threaten her. She's one of them and will keep her mouth closed and fingers crossed for her pedophile friends to start talking about freeing her.

22/7/2025, 2:01:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Wanker, banker, same difference.

22/7/2025, 1:56:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

The Supreme Court?

22/7/2025, 6:35:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Good move by the Ukrainians. The mere threat of a drone attack will cause civil disaffection with the travelling classes.

20/7/2025, 2:37:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

No I don't think he has successfully introduced any legislation in his long tenure.

8/7/2025, 2:30:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Gym wrestling with his conscience, not.

8/7/2025, 2:25:50 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

She's as useless as lips on a chicken

8/7/2025, 9:42:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

How will everyone deal with the mosquitos? Is there malaria in Florida?

7/7/2025, 3:42:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks fishy. Does it smell fishy?

1/7/2025, 6:05:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social)

Did he embarrass the world at the NATO summit?

25/6/2025, 4:33:30 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

They all look like paid actors to me, pure propaganda.

24/6/2025, 7:50:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SuMo📞Congress 202-224-3121📞CSPAN 202-748-8000 (@sumoh7.bsky.social) reposted

Save Medicaid, the life vest for the masses. #DontBombMedicaid

24/6/2025, 7:40:17 PM | 58 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Like lips on a chicken 🐔

23/6/2025, 5:40:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Has she resigned yet?

22/6/2025, 9:54:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CE Mueller (@hike-bike.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

21/6/2025, 1:06:02 AM | 35 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Jon Stewart showed multiple clips of Bibi saying Iran is weeks away from making a nuclear weapon in 2005, 2015, 2018, 2021. Tulsi is now parroting the lies of Bibi because she fears losing her job.

21/6/2025, 8:17:37 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Travelling to Africa to butcher the beautiful animals

20/6/2025, 2:29:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Wannabe dictators around the world are looking at this with glee. It makes them look benign, human even.

20/6/2025, 2:19:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Cardone (@cardonebrian.bsky.social) reposted

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

18/6/2025, 8:08:32 PM | 26864 18785 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Bounty hunters deputised by ICE.

19/6/2025, 5:35:22 AM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted

a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

17/6/2025, 9:27:12 PM | 21423 5474 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

It was perfectly clear to me as a one-time cadet, they were deliberately marching out of step.

17/6/2025, 2:08:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

One in three of Trump's children are just as stupid as the other two.

17/6/2025, 11:57:37 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/6/2025, 11:52:05 AM | 13774 4137 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Lock him up, and do not pass go.

9/6/2025, 6:46:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

So, only the gestapo are allowed to wear masks?

8/6/2025, 7:10:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Hard to believe this is true

5/6/2025, 7:41:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Temecula Rises (@temecularises.bsky.social) reposted

These are MORE of the people who are stealing from the government. #ElectACriminalExpectCrimes #CriminalNetwork #DeportThemNow

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5/6/2025, 1:31:06 PM | 937 445 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

True dat.

5/6/2025, 7:35:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Fun fact. There are no white people in the bible.

5/6/2025, 5:14:27 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

Tesla Takedown in Boston.

2/6/2025, 2:50:44 PM | 31743 6459 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M Meerkat (@kackbro.bsky.social) reposted

Well said, Ron JR.........

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31/5/2025, 6:25:52 PM | 5569 1917 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

She's toast

1/6/2025, 6:17:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Invested by whom and into what? The answer is in the name, "special Trump account."

31/5/2025, 1:38:41 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

You forgot about the daiper.

31/5/2025, 8:31:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

He has multiple pardons in his pocket.

31/5/2025, 8:20:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Show me the numbers 🤪

27/5/2025, 1:29:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

The South African government has accused Israel of genocide. That is why this is happening.

23/5/2025, 4:33:43 AM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social)

Qatar has officially transferred UoS1 to the department of.....what difference does it make? You owe them one.

22/5/2025, 5:59:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social)

So Europe must pay more for pharmaceuticals so the US can reduce the price of the drugs that are not manufactured in the US? It doesn't make any sense 😕 Maybe it's just the usual distraction from what's really going on.

12/5/2025, 2:46:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry for that. I love you, Donald.

9/5/2025, 4:14:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

If it did happen, she'll flip back to kissing the ring in three two, one.

8/5/2025, 5:42:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't, no.

6/5/2025, 2:15:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

So, we're still at the 'concept of a deal 'stage of the process 🤔

6/5/2025, 2:11:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

He said. I don't, no.

5/5/2025, 4:46:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

He actually said, "I don't, no.

5/5/2025, 4:44:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't, no.

5/5/2025, 4:02:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

With his elbows up.

5/5/2025, 3:58:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

When asked if he'll uphold the constitution, he actually said,'I don't, no.'

5/5/2025, 3:41:11 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Ditto the world

5/5/2025, 3:37:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

I seem to recall a Wharton professor who described him as the dumbest mfer he'd ever taught.

5/5/2025, 8:51:56 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social)

ICE eish!

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29/4/2025, 4:23:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

So sad

28/4/2025, 5:54:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

I have it on good authority that it's PDF's. Fuck Adobe.

17/4/2025, 5:46:10 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

No lies detected.

9/4/2025, 3:41:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

No, I'm not laughing 😒 fucking thieves.

31/3/2025, 2:37:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

This is regarded as a win by the current administration

31/3/2025, 2:34:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social)

Are there any Southern African spider people on Tiktok? I can't identify this salticide.

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Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Cunning stunt

25/3/2025, 3:48:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

There is a wonderful video of peacock spiders breeding habits narrated by David Attenborough

25/3/2025, 3:44:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice one

25/3/2025, 3:42:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan (@alanegner.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently, he's also had a botched penis operation 🤔

22/3/2025, 10:42:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view