Perfect!!! 👏 You, Colbert and Newsom should come together for a joint parody sometime... 🙏
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Perfect!!! 👏 You, Colbert and Newsom should come together for a joint parody sometime... 🙏
Mmmh... Those two "threats" would seem to cancel each other out, unless there's another unspoken criteria... I wonder what it may be! 🤔
It's funny because who's really running most of the executive - Stephen Miller - had his first public view advocating precisely disrespect for janitors... "because we pay them". 🤮 Look it up, it's real!
Cioè, io lo so che non è un complotto, però 🤬!!! (e già successo al terzo turno...) #USOpen
Is it fair for an italian to be simultaneusly proud of italian brands' success, AND deeply embarassed by their advertisement? 🤔 Next time I see a couple in white on a boat near Capri while "o sole mio" or alike plays, I may not respond of my actions. 😐
#MMVM, ep. #10 (starts to look like a serious series, uh? 😉) Because I neglected the '70s too much. youtu.be/2OTc4ZOsSSI?...
I LOVE it, actually! I'd hope for similar headlines for everyone in current cabinet soon: "former weekend morning tv co-host Pete Hegseth caught drunk-driving with underage prostitute" Doesn't it sound good? ☺️
Can we please leave X's blue marks alone? And then leave X altogether? (sorry @mehdirhasan.bsky.social, big fan, but I'm positive on that)
Amico, ti dico: Tridico con Fico io non benedico, sarò forse antico, o un po' bolscevico. 😑 (venuta così 😜)
Trying to ask here, not for the first time! 🙏 While Trump's rant is total nonsense overall, I never understood the opposition against Country-wide voter ID documents. Most developed democratic countries managed it. Mine is in my first drawer, and requires maybe 20 minutes/year to be maintained...
Sostituire con QUALUNQUE cosa imposta per norma di legge... Argomento poverissimo. 😑
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Partially true... You are disregarding how multi-billionaires tend to (legally) invest huge sums on multi-millionaires' nebulous enterprises just because they liked them at a party. 😒
Come da esempio sopra, segui l'olfatto. Ti porterà probabilmente alla macchinetta del caffè. Rimani là. 😉
Is this a real quote? 😳 If so (sorry but), source please? If instead just a representation of his mindset, obviously true. 😕
The guy who sets 3 press events/day (including from plane's stairs every time and surreal ones from roof tops), who's certainly aware of current public discourse, is fine with just a couple of long-distance photos? As a conspiracy theory, this one if frankly not stretched... 🤔
I gave up ranking the worst secretaries/directors in this administration: too much/too fast competition! I'll settle for sub-categories: - Deadliest in the short term: RFK Jr., no contest! Nationally, that is: don't ever forget Musk's role worldwide! Noem will deserve an important trophy next. 😑
And that's AFTER Noem (personally!) painted it black... 😜
A volte penso che mi sto interessando troppo poco alla politica italiana... Grazie per avermi tranquillizzato! 🙂
Consiglio adottare semmai 3 categorie: - progressista - conservatore - idiota Non vedrai un cambio di fronte in tutta la vita. 🧐
As everyone already said Moria I'll go with: R'LYEH! And no, the fact that it's on a mountain is irrelevant, you infidels! 😒
Well, there was that time when they invited him in to show his dead brain worm and said: "sir, as you can see it has eaten A LOT: please realize that you should never take important decisions ever again." Didn't work. 😒
Today is one of those days when I'm one step away from Jordan Peterson's: "you can't change society, just clean up your room"... And that while KNOWING that Jordan Peterson is full of shit!!! 😬 Any advice? 🙏
Ma anche basta con "i politici, non la gente"... Davvero nessuna opinione riguardo ai 70+ milioni (di recidivi) che li hanno piazzati lì? O ai 70+ che hanno pensato che votare non fosse importante? 🤨
I know that's tedious, but "in US" should have been in both qualifiers. Not to dismiss the person, of course, but sometimes americans really seem to not be aware of the uniqueness of the worst of their history...
Ogni cosa di Bollywood mi deprime. Da sempre. E con valide ragioni. Ma pare che sia l'unico al mondo a pensarlo... 😒
Ovvero, "vuoti"? 😒
Please find a better maturity test, US! (he passed the current one, anyway)
Every event in my list is possible. Some may even be (slightly) likely. But percentages multiply in these cases.
Confermo: perifrasare risolve! 😉
I get that, but: 1, 2, 3. not nearly at the same level. You know if you have/had a parent that age. 4. They're clearly supporting a conservative agenda and an unitarian view, but not necessarily Trump himself 5. Oh, they do! Constitutional crysis, of course 6. See all points above
I'm honestly tired of listening about next election involving Trump. It would require: 1. Alive! 2. Not seriously ill 3. Not clearly in dementia 4. SCOTUS going far beyond 5. All States just accepting 6. Still popular enough to win primaries Should Dems focus on beating his successor, maybe?
Someone that is not socially accepted keeps changing his name... Not realizing that this attitude, and not the name, is what makes him socially unacceptable. 😒
Oops! 🙄 #MMVM again on a Tuesday... Ep. #9 Because that's how you talk about toxic love. That's how you represent both sides. That's how you add ART in a music video. (and the song is really good, BTW! 👍) [2011] youtu.be/8UVNT4wvIGY?...
This is so Cats, the movie... But better! 😆
I'm usually cautios in assigning "worst ever" titles... But Stephen Miller is undoubtedly the most repulsive (alleged) human being I've ever seen. In and out! 🤨
Ottimo pezzo! Punti bonus per ogni uso di "cosiddetta" (3).👏
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Wise, honest, corageous and inspiring! I hereby refuse to represent either Italy or the US in the incoming Olympics, FIFA World cup, and every Grand Slam tournament. It's quite a toll on my end, but what's right is right. 😎
Most people blame UK for colonialism in general, while they should for the non-metric system and (here) the driving side... 🤔
WTF? Every single meter of this is basically a low quality backyard door! Even if the border is one's main concern, how can they not see the incompetence? 😳
I'm not worried that the President of the United States doesn't understand percentages. I'm worried that he was widely (rightfully) mocked for this the first 5 times, and didn't even consider correcting it! 🤨
I'm economically fine, yet I'd think twice before recurring to legal actions for anything... Kilmar can afford it only thanks to his case's notoriety. Applauding his efforts, obviously, but most affected people CAN'T do the same. 🤨
This two things can be true simultaneously: - what's happening to US is serious, very serious - the best way to contrast it may be the opposite of serious
There are possibly 5 persons in the world that didn't understand Russia's circular reasoning yet... Unfortunately one of them sits in the Oval Office! 🤨
Nice, just more diapers next time. 🧐
I would have been able to write this weeks ago, and I don't have a time machine... Maybe news agencies should adopt "totally predicted news" instead of "breaking", sometimes. 😒
One thing I hate: most people think Neuralink is unprecedented innovation, while brain chip implants have been a reality for over a decade, with moderate successes for epilepsy, tourette, parkinson, even blindness! The only difference is an incompetent CEO that shows up a lot in media. 😒
I get that's the kind of retribution You always liked (and I as well), but I have so many questions... To start, how could one without solid legal status in US not only work, pay taxes, run a business, but even open a franchise??? Sorry, but please realize that most of the world is confused! 🙄
Or, not! Pelosi was possibly the best Speaker ever, while being a terrible _speaker_... 🤔 Jeffries' error is trying both things at once. Dems should find different ROLES for everyone, IMHO.
Looking at your bio, it's quite outastanding how part of your brain stopped functioning on this matter! 🤨
Che poi certo, ogni moglie menziona il marito per cognome... 😒 Ma anche 'fanculo e basta coi virgolettati fasulli! 🖕
Just for curiosity's sake: do tubes in US usually include carpets? 🤔
I know age effects personally. He'll be out before midterm. 😒
"I only fuck PROPER couches"? 😜
YOU, guys! I guarantee no coup if GOP candidates get 40% (much more than what they'd deserve). It's you, americans! It has always been YOU! 😐
Posting all my original takes on the news daily! 😎 That's why I usually post... once a week? 🙄 Please follow for more original takes! 😜
Playing as Hornet? I'm in! Except I'm very bad at platforming 😅, so I'll watch you, guys!
Someone is feeling excluded from the conversation, uh? 😒
Or, a proof of size-shifting humanoids... You choose. 😐
There is track of Creeper Miller in high school, actually... No locker involved (though it definitely was!), but already a piece of shit! 🤮 youtu.be/lcMydq6vGW8?...
Am I the only one thinking that Texas' redistricting may actually backfire in a blue wave? Prove me wrong: let's get a blue wave and see! 🙂
And it gets worse if you span to the left: true monsters roaming the city! 😱
True. BUT, running out of resources, he has 100% interest in: - PAUSING the war - formalizing his territorial gains (if not more) - getting no security deal for the rest of Ukraine - topple their government - pay no consequences - refill - get back to it (or elsewhere) in a couple of years. 😒
But why, oh why, didn't he chose a better sandwich brand? 😕
She's already in phase 3 over 5 in the South Park's face-melting scale, anyway. 😐
Spiego facile per italioti che ancora non ci arrivano. Delinquente sfigato ti sfonda la porta, occupa il salotto, prova a prendere la cucina, ma rinuncia perché il (bravo) cagnolino ringhia. Ti tira roba ogni volta che passi. Denunci. Delinquente propone accordo di pace. Cosa accetteresti? #Putin
NO! Sorry, but NO! New hirings aren't in effect yet, still most enforcers are fine if not proud to follow these orders. ICE has been recruiting the worst of the worst for decades, what changed is just the blessing from the WH to behave like that. Hidden 💩 before, open 💩 now.
Leaving aside the "goldification" for a moment: I love simmetries in interior design, to a fault actually... 🙄 But if that extends to EVERY item in the room, it becomes not unique, cheap, predictable enriched bumpkin. Which is EXACTLY what Trump is. 🤔
IDK: Trump played golf 51 days over 211, and those were by far his BEST days... 🤔
Pretty sure that corn fields would vote wiser than the average Alabamian... 🤔
Already forgot about Musk? 🤨
It's been 6 months: you can stop saying "RISK OF"! 😠
Evocano Tarthulhu. 🧐
Stark reminder that you should always separate an actor from his most famous role... 💔 RIP Terence 🖕 FU Dean
I'm afraid looking aryan is not safe either... Maybe enough to not be sent to CECOT, but plenty of white europeans detained for a week or so. I'd pass even if there's just a 1% chance! 😒
#MMVM ep. #8 Because it's the most 80s thing ever. And because of this face! 😄 [1985] youtu.be/E4XG3oz43O4?...
Did anyone notice that since Gavin embraced uppercase Donald is using it LESS? That's really getting under his skin! 😁
Also watching a (profoundly religious) President humiliating bigots rather than... You know! youtu.be/AIHjoT19XpE?...
Ricordo che pure SCRIVE la maggior parte dei suoi pezzi. Come Gaga, più di Madonna, Britney lasciamo stare... Quindi.
Per come la metti io apparterrei a 4 generazioni diverse! 😜 Comunque sì: pur non essendo (al momento) il mio genere è un innegabile talento, e non sopporto certo anti-mainstream performativo a priori. 🤨
In a time when we're all wondering what's AI, you throw out THIS? 😬
If Sandwich Man got a tenth of Luigi's fan club, US would be a better place. 😒
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Eric Trump joining the delegation in #Alaska tomorrow: Donald was told that #Putin will only sign a deal if he takes the Dumbass. 😑
#MMVM now regularly on Tuesdays! 😅 Ep. #7: Ennio Morricone, 1966 Is this a music video? 🤔 Technically NO. But also YES, and among the best! youtu.be/ubVc2MQwMkg?...
Sì, certo! Quello che dico è che non avrebbe alcun senso se "prenderlo" non fosse implicitamente negativo nel contesto.
👏 E adesso PRETENDO di parlare col tuo ex prof. di fisica! 😠
Come ben dici il primo reattore è stato realizzato da un italiano, Fermi. Ma negli Stati Uniti. Dal 39, direttamente dopo il Nobel. Perché la moglie era ebrea. Cambiano i posti, ma la storia pare davvero ripetersi... 🤔
Non omofobia da parte tua, ma è decisamente omofobo! Non avrebbe senso come detto se non lo fosse... 🙂
The (correct) outrage about suppression of black voters risks to make suppression of URBAN voters unnoticed, though! 🤔
Faccio tutt'altro nella vita, ma avrei saputo fornire un'analisi meno scontata di lord coso qui... 🤨
"Hi, nigerian prince and your lover very very rich but will be dead soon click here my love" See? 😎 (and you'll find people falling for that too)
Now that you noticed, worth to add a few more screenshots...
Io credo di classificarmi come classe media, eppure non ci metterò più piede. Perché non appartengo a classe mediamente presa per il culo!
Mmh ok, l'OP è mio quindi posso abusarne! 😉 In settimana tornato in "club" spiaggia che ho frequentato per decenni (dico 4 anni fa, non 30). Uguale salvo qualche ritocco fighetto. - Prima: americano 50cl 4€ - Ultima: spritz campari 8€ Che abbia appena risolto il dilemma dei balneari? 🤔
