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"Fartkontrol" is my favorite Yeah Yeah Yeahs song.
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view profile on Bluesky Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
"Fartkontrol" is my favorite Yeah Yeah Yeahs song.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Stunning sunset. As bad as things are sometimes, we're so fucking lucky.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
"Here's some beautiful antique wooden furniture. Let's brush whitewash on it!"
Red POP! News (@redpopnews.bsky.social) reposted
On September 1, 2025, we lost a true legend. Graham Greene, Oneida from Six Nations Reserve, walked on at the age of 73. Over the span of more than 175 acting credits, he gave us characters that were unforgettable, complex, and real. redpopnews.com/remembering-... #redpopnews #grahamgreene #rip
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
WolframAlpha could parse math questions from sentences in 2010, 15 years ago.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Sauerkraut sighted! 🥬🫙
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📌
K'eeg (@armormodekeeg.bsky.social) reposted
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
Rebekah Weatherspoon (@rdotspoon.bsky.social) reposted
I can’t stand the “but teens are so loud and rowdy” opinions. Adult whites are easily the most unruly and rowdy people on earth. Teens are a delight compared to any white adult sports fan or overly confident white woman approaching a woman of color outside brunch.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Co-signing on this. As an adult white, I can confirm that many of my cohort are extremely unruly and rowdy, and at the very least unpredictable.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
That's what I thought, too, but then you could hear their kid's voice after the World War II question, and it just makes it all so much worse that they're subjecting a kid to this. Content-farming like this with children involved should be illegal.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
As a lifelong fan of his, I'm honestly not sure he *doesn't* need the money.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
As an American with a better-than-average knowledge about early rock music, it's wild to see a movie sporting this many bands and have *none* of them be recognizable. "Hey, Juanita" wasn't a hit of any kind.
🪦Jack of All Graves (@jackofallgraves.com) reposted
Holy smokes! We've been doing this thing for five years! To celebrate, Corrigan tells a horrific historical banger, we discuss some of our favorite stories and films from the last five years, and we make a big announcement! Thanks for sticking with us, friends! linktr.ee/jackofallgra...
Ed of Legend 🎮 (@edannunziata.bsky.social) reposted
I think this is dope
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
At least we got this song in Batman Returns.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
He has zero family?
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
I never had him, but one of our professors apparently lived in a cave he had found and expanded over several years. He was essentially a hermit who just came to town a few days a week to teach.
marina🌸 (@marinadove.bsky.social) reposted
one milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this Meatballs II?
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Asteroid Belt II: With More Frozen Methane!
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
These are dreadful 😫
Johnny Normality (Feral Mode) (@probgobl.in) reposted
Damn girl, are you an angel? Because you keep attacking me with a flaming sword and howling in a language no mortal can comprehend. Also the feathers.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
📌
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Page after page of only-slightly-different variations of macaroni, chicken nuggets, and grilled-cheese sandwiches.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Same Energy:
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Love the view of the road behind captured in the side mirror, too. Cool composition.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm from southern Illinois and I don't recall ever seeing a Cindy's. Yowza.
Big Hippo 🇮🇪 (@bighippoart.bsky.social) reposted
Made a new piece only to realize that today is #whalesharkday 🦈 🦊 😀
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
There's an earless, tuskless, talking extant wooly mammoth loose in the Children's Television Workshop!
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is there a mushroom cloud in the first photo?
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
I forgot about these. I love them. 🎃👻
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social)
Good things come to those who wait.
Disco Elysium Quotes (@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social) reposted
You shiver, and the city shivers with you.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
[triumphant Toto guitars blare]
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
The Terror (season one, at least) is easily in my top five TV shows of all time.
Disco Elysium Quotes (@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social) reposted
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
NBC's The Event (2010-2011) NBC's La Brea (2021-2024)
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social)
I have seen way more than the normal amount of posts today asking, "What if it happens today?" Maybe something's stirring in the ether right now.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope it's not the Drive Bee!
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
We watched Predator recently and something that shocked me was how "normal-sized" Arnold looked, despite literally being a poster boy at the time for what "enhanced" body-building looked like. His body seemed impossibly huge back then, but he looks tiny now compared to our modern wrestler-actors.
The Daily Tism (@thedailytism.com) reposted
Initial attempts to rinse it off have proven unsuccessful; the oily residue on your hand has stolen all coherent thought from your mind, and all you want is for someone to flay you alive so you never have to experience a Texture again.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
I am deeply curious about the Jojo Rabbit opinions.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
He's starting to get that Innsmouth Look.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
NOTE: These first two jokes are from the back cover, which would make me think that the publisher thought that these were pretty good representatives for the general quality/tenor of the book's jokes overall.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Q: Why did the shark refuse to attack Mark Spitz* when he tried to swim the Atlantic? A: Because he was only a Spitz* in the ocean! * context:
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Q: What hobby does a shark like? A: Anything it can sink its teeth into!
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social)
Just saw a nerdy guy snort-laugh and say to someone over voice chat, "You are now trapped in my domain!" with something like the same energy as the "You have been promoted! You are now one of my elite employees!" meme lady. I feel like I need to know more about his domain.
shezcrafti (@shezcrafti.com) reposted
Pho has entered the chat.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Attack Of The Giant Leeches is so sweaty and sleazy (complimentary).
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social)
Even if you consider vaping a net-negative, you've gotta admit that vape shops are almost always some of the best-named shops around.
Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reposted
While defending the luddite argument in Discord, I stumbled into this IMO succinct explanation for opposing generative AI: At every step in the process, it impoverishes us.
Artologica aka Michele Banks (@artologica.net) reposted
A few things cooler than AI by Andy J. Pizza
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
The future I want is one where anyone has the chance to smack that smug smile off of his face.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I was *obsessed* with the Roller Ruler as a kid!
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
I was *obsessed* with the Roller Ruler as a kid!
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social)
In honor of the recent 50th anniversary of JAWS' theatrical release, here is my copy of 101 Shark Jokes (©1975) by Phil Hirsch - a pretty blatant attempt to capitalize on the film's wild success. #ThingThursday Let me know if you want any examples of the "biting" humor contained herein! 💥🦈
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
When done wrong, you get Kangaroo Jack (2003).
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social)
It's really weird for a guy to use a toilet stall in a public bathroom to pee (standing up) *AND* leave the stall door open behind him, right?
Up On Goblin Hill (@upongoblinhill.bsky.social) reposted
Union posting; There was a time, and not that all far away either, where bosses were dragged from their homes by rioting workers and beaten in front of their horrified families. Where workers demanding fair pay and labor rights were gunned down by Ntl. Guard. We can go back there, if they want.
St. Louis Post-Dispatch (@stltoday.com) reposted
Editor's note: This story has been corrected to reflect that the mansion previously owned by Nelly was not used as an alleged forced labor call center.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Now, doesn't *that* make you feel better!
videogame history (@vghistory.bsky.social) reposted
what's michael?, screenshot, pc-88 (1989) www.mobygames.com/game/197462/...
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
The new Dune isn't bad, but a lot of it is missing flavor.
BayBayFriend (@baybayfriend.bsky.social) reposted
simple minds parody about someone who hates macaroni art, don’t glue spaghet around me #comediennesofbluesky
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Ding Dong, It's Me (The Random Big Dude)
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
We call it sectarian violence when it happens in other countries.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Favorite restaurants?
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
That was definitely a stand-out scene in that movie.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
It's just missing the Midgar Zolom that lives in Kaye's water feature.
Kaye Ross (@kaye.zone) reposted
Sometimes I think about this promotional image for snake repellent balls I bought to try to deal with a snake problem in my house back in 2022.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
166. 天気予報 (2019) by 天気予報 天気予報 is Japanese for "weather forecast," so this is the album Weather Forecast by the musician Weather Forecast. Both are appropriately-titled, presenting 18 songs that sounds like what an always-online Weather Channel service would have sounded like on the Nintendo Wii.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
166. 天気予報 (2019) by 天気予報 天気予報 is Japanese for "weather forecast," so this is the album Weather Forecast by the musician Weather Forecast. Both are appropriately-titled, presenting 18 songs that sounds like what an always-online Weather Channel service would have sounded like on the Nintendo Wii.
SE Asian Games for Good (@seagamesforgood.bsky.social) reposted
We're excited to announce the Games for Palestine charity page is now LIVE on Itch. Over 300+ games with proceeds going to UNRWA USA in support of Gaza relief. Thank you to everyone for your support. The bundle launches on Sept 2nd 9am PST. Link: itch.io/b/2979/play-...
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Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Utah's new flag is cool.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
That seems... not good.
Reports From Unknown Places (@clever-reports.bsky.social) reposted
We report: we ask our expert what is the name of the arc above the sun, and a few minutes later, they are talking about the shape of ice crystals and their orientation. Amidst all this, we manage to obtain the name: upper tangent arc. We look at the sun dogs through our fingers.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Just needs a midi of "The Heart Asks Pleasure First" playing over it.
GrokMeAmadeus (@grokmeamadeus.bsky.social) reposted
Apparently there is a guy named Ron Miller who has been painting the iconically styled Detroit brick storefront signs since 1978 and I need people to understand that this one man is worth more to us culturally than 10,000,000,000 pieces of AI slop and more to the community than every ICE agent ever.
anita the last vcr (@saleintothe90s.bsky.social) reposted
This is a work of art
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
7. Ginger Snaps (2000) Ostensibly about the tribulations of two spooky sisters coming of age, Ginger Snaps makes lycanthropy a metaphor for puberty (and more specifically, menstruation). It might secretly be the best werewolf movie. Ginger Snaps is also the last video rental I remember loving.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
7. Ginger Snaps (2000) Ostensibly about the tribulations of two spooky sisters coming of age, Ginger Snaps makes lycanthropy a metaphor for puberty (and more specifically, menstruation). It might secretly be the best werewolf movie. Ginger Snaps is also the last video rental I remember loving.
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social)
Can Roku screensaver fish suffer? Big tech and users grapple with one of most unsettling questions of our times
BayBayFriend (@baybayfriend.bsky.social) reposted
gregstyle17: my nonni used to say the ocean was one big zuppa! haha. makes sense when you think about it! craigmode22: greg both your parents are dutch and you still owe me $30 for dave & busters apps and drinks
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social)
Michelangelo voice: DIATOMACEOUS!
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
4. Rapa Nui I've also always been fascinated by Rapa Nui (Easter Island), the Rapa Nui people, and their Moai. Their traditional writing system - the now-forgotten rongorongo - seems to unrelated to any other extant writing system! An amazing culture that persists in spite of colonialism. 🌊🗿
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social)
1️⃣ I can wiggle my ears (as can most folks on my Mom's side) 2️⃣ I'm moderately bendy (Beighton Score 5.5) 3️⃣ I never developed wisdom teeth 4️⃣ The nails on my pinky toes grow concave for some reason; thanks Mom 5️⃣ Celiac Disease
Helvetica Blanc (@helveticablanc.bsky.social) reposted
The Dreamer — 🖼️ Prints www.inprnt.com/gallery/helv... 🃏 The Wormsong Oracle Deck helveticablanc.bigcartel.com
Andy K250 (@andyk250.bsky.social) reply parent
You claim to be a sorcerer.