asofel.bsky.social

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe the real thing will put it over the edge. Worth a try…

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sorry Dave, I just can’t allow you to administer that treatment. Why don’t you take a stress tab and relax…

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m from WA… those apples are really good. My sympathies. A good apple is a treat. What do you have up there?

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

🤮

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok. Me too.

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Until there are no more weeks

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Very rare ingredients in that…

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

The pride cometh at start of fall…

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Wake me up when it’s over

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Sad that it’s true and a very real threat and also something that gets so little attention

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

On the one hand… a defensive lie… on the other, Punctuation, complete sentences, appropriate capitalization…. 🤔

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Or really likes the way that armpit smells…

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

I know! My brain says ‘No! That’s not what’s next!’

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Bye bye missed American guy!

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Used to be a mark of honor not horror

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh. We’re praying! And thinking!

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

I heard it was nothing more than a gesture

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

They hate people who know things. It makes them feel they’re dumb.

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

What is that thing? It looks like an aircraft carrier landed on his head

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. Because idiots understand idiot ( spoken and crayon )

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no! Have a drink, put your feet up and with any luck have someone rub them.

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn’t have a Trump vibe. Thank you for your attention to this matter

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

They never take their own medicine

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Meep Meep!

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect!

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

But they don’t need to live there

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Temporarily?

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump sees himself as all things to all people

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s kickin’ over there these days?

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you’ve confused serial with mass

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s why MAGA loves him

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

They aren’t avoiding their jobs, they’re building a dictatorship

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

One can always put their fetishes on rotation

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

It it was a lot of fun testing the bells

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Says someone who hasn’t spent any time in a blue city

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Depends why they’re doing it

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s gonna be one stinky fart

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ve saved millions in late fees

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

The golden one?

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

More fun than that!

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s what you see when there’s no light to go into

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Down

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

I am not confused. Enraged, but not confused

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

We can dance…

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Then…Soylent Green?

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

We are waiting

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Rommel next?

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Good choice ( and excellent advice)

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s gonna crack a few pearls if she keeps going

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not the guns. It’s gun culture. A culture of fear, a false sense of being oppressed and the idea that guns are the preferred solution to problems

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Mostly without saying it. The vibe is strong

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m do sorry. It’s so hard to lose a friend

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Good stuff that is. Fancy a nip myself

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Not the dance?

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

There was a crack team, but they were fired and now Vance has to be within 60 feet of him at all times

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Sprouts and attitude

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know which of those two mandatory categories I fit in…. It’s very confusing

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile we’ll be mandating all cars run on coal

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

He is a Good Son

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Rooting for you

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope you both are ok. Hang in there. I’m rooting for you.

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s been out of sight for a few days. Hasn’t been playing golf… nothing to hold your breath about.

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ve been laying the groundwork for years. Painting dem cities as over run by evil woke trans mobs. His base will eat it up.

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Real?

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Racy

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair

Democratic Activists (@democratswin.bsky.social) reposted

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Expressed concern? Fuck right off

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Jeffery Dahmer had other commitments and Typhoid Mary won’t return their calls

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Big breath and go….

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you ever tried to have that conversation in person?

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought he and I had a special bond!?!?

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

I think they’re aiming for equality through across the board neglect

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. Go get busy with that.

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Shredder’s Parmesan!

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Kowabunga!

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, but in this picture it looks like Musk farted and is trying to pretend he didn’t

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Because the only crime is disloyalty to Trump.

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t blame guns. I don’t. I blame gun culture which creates fear, a sense of being oppressed and the idea that guns should be used to solve problems

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

That is definitely NOT on the nose

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

At a cellular level

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

He defines ‘worst of the worst’ as ‘any one who defies his wishes’

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

No. Outrage is all they have. At anything that anyone not pro Trump says or does.

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would you come back??

Demetre Daskalakis (@drdemetre.bsky.social) reposted

Enough is enough. The health of the country is in danger. Read our resignation letters: insidemedicine.substack.com/p/breaking-n...

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

But that would be good… we don’t do good anymore

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

With a heavy dose of religious fanaticism

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s what we do! We lie! You elected us to lie! Let us do our job! Now shut up and let me tell you about how other countries pay Tariffs!

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re busy arresting sandwich throwers, house painters and kids with cancer.

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

The center cannot hold

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent! Will do!

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Do they let pump gas in the bonnet?

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Chopping Broccoli! 😎

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool. I thought it might be something like that, but had never heard the term before

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Otherwise they could be sued.

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Honest question, are vegetable cleavers different from meat cleavers in some way?

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Many do. Others want the harm, cheer for it.

asofel.bsky.social (@asofel.bsky.social) reply parent

Windmills and paper straws and vaccines and masks ( sometimes ) and feelings and…